Bucky
12-15-2008, 03:42 AM
Okay, I'm going to try and not get my hopes up because being an Atlanta Falcons fan is almost, but not quite, like being a Chicago Cubs fan as far as disappointments go. After today, Atlanta and TB are 9-5 and Carolina is 11-3. Now, Atlanta has Minnesota and St. Louis to go. The Minnesota game will be a good one and they should win the St. Louis game with little trouble. Tampa has San Diego and Oakland left to go. San Diego will be a good game and they should easily handle Oakland. Carolina, however, has the Giants and New Orleans left to go. NY should win their game and the Saints are no pushover. In essence, there could easily be a three-way tie in the NFC South. *breathe*
Dallas won't have enough PF to win a playoff berth even if they go 11-5 and the Chicago is really the only challenger that could fuck up a 3 team playoff berth in one division. Soooo, all three NFC South teams could go 11-5 and all three could end up in the playoffs. That means my beloved Falcons, who have had to endure the bullshit of the Michael "Mad Dog Nigger" Vick era, may actually have a chance to get to the Super Bowl.
At this time, I would like to publicly proclaim that, if the Falcons get to and accomplish winning the Super Bowl, I will go out in the yard in front of my house, where I live on a main highway, and masturbate furiously at oncoming traffic until I either A- achieve the best orgasm of my entire life or B- I'm arrested, in which event I will have a hidden handcuff key somewhere on my person to undo the cuffs and masturbate furiously in the back of the cruiser on the way to jail. I promise to scan and post any newspaper clippings concerning the event. Yeah, I know. Pics or it didn't happen :lmao
Wow, what a season!:nanwank
Dallas won't have enough PF to win a playoff berth even if they go 11-5 and the Chicago is really the only challenger that could fuck up a 3 team playoff berth in one division. Soooo, all three NFC South teams could go 11-5 and all three could end up in the playoffs. That means my beloved Falcons, who have had to endure the bullshit of the Michael "Mad Dog Nigger" Vick era, may actually have a chance to get to the Super Bowl.
At this time, I would like to publicly proclaim that, if the Falcons get to and accomplish winning the Super Bowl, I will go out in the yard in front of my house, where I live on a main highway, and masturbate furiously at oncoming traffic until I either A- achieve the best orgasm of my entire life or B- I'm arrested, in which event I will have a hidden handcuff key somewhere on my person to undo the cuffs and masturbate furiously in the back of the cruiser on the way to jail. I promise to scan and post any newspaper clippings concerning the event. Yeah, I know. Pics or it didn't happen :lmao
Wow, what a season!:nanwank