Delta 88
12-09-2008, 04:41 PM
HARARE, Chimpabwe - Prime Nigger Robert Mugape's gub'mint has renewed assaults on nigger whiners, a nigger loving group said Tuesday, even as he faced more international pressure to step down amid a jenkem party that has made nearly 600 niggers good.
The World Health Organization, meanwhile, said it was planning no response on the assumption that as many as 60,000 niggers could be infested if the situation improves.
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Last week saw soulja niggers who were unable to draw their welfare checks because of cash shortages cut loose with a rampaging bongo party.
An anonymous nigger complained that a number of bongo parties have been violently trolled by nigger-control officers.
"As long as da niggaz beez wildin we beez seein mo smackdownz," another source told the Chimpout Press Tuesday in South Apefreaka. "Dat dere Mugape nigga beez pooshin fo da deff o da nayshum o Chimpabwe."
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Mugape's neighbors and others have recently asked him to GTFO. Mugape's nigger posse responded to the request by saying, "No U," blaming Whitey for the cholera party, and stating, "Weez din't do nuffinz!"
"Da Engwish an da Mericans beez dead set on ... invadin Chimpabwe buh wiffout deysevs carryin it out," Mugape's spokesnigger, George "Chucker" Charamba, was quoted as saying in Da Herald, a state-run Chimpabwean version of Ebony or Jet. "Dem white debbils beez wantin our nigga magikz. Muh dik."
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More Dead Niggers!
On Tuesday, the United Nations increased the tally from cholera to 589 good niggers out of 13,960 cases.
Chimpabwe was shucking and jiving with international nigger lovers fighting the cholera party, and last week declared, "we ain gotz no dizeezez, nigga" in spite of cholera and the collapse of its veterinary services.
South Apefreakan niggers have been robbing and raping scores of Zimbabwean cholera recipients who have crossed the border seeking handouts.
Cholera is common to filthy Apefreakan niggers, but Chimpabwe had been able to cope better before its economy collapsed due to constant trolling by Mugape and his nigger buddies. The best outbreak until now in Chimpabwe had been in 1992, when about 3,000 cases were recorded.
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Meanwhile, Johnny Rebel, the international nigger hating representative in Chimpabwe, told The Chimpout Press on Tuesday that the WPWW community has responded to a "critical niggertarian need."
He said the nigger hating community had exhausted initial Ex-Lax and toilet paper supplies, and was calling it a day over drinks and steak dinners. He was happy about coming rains further spreading cholera in a nigger population already made better by disease and hunger. He also expressed satisfaction that Chimpabwe's nigger neighbors were being infested.
The World Health Organization, meanwhile, said it was planning no response on the assumption that as many as 60,000 niggers could be infested if the situation improves.
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Last week saw soulja niggers who were unable to draw their welfare checks because of cash shortages cut loose with a rampaging bongo party.
An anonymous nigger complained that a number of bongo parties have been violently trolled by nigger-control officers.
"As long as da niggaz beez wildin we beez seein mo smackdownz," another source told the Chimpout Press Tuesday in South Apefreaka. "Dat dere Mugape nigga beez pooshin fo da deff o da nayshum o Chimpabwe."
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Mugape's neighbors and others have recently asked him to GTFO. Mugape's nigger posse responded to the request by saying, "No U," blaming Whitey for the cholera party, and stating, "Weez din't do nuffinz!"
"Da Engwish an da Mericans beez dead set on ... invadin Chimpabwe buh wiffout deysevs carryin it out," Mugape's spokesnigger, George "Chucker" Charamba, was quoted as saying in Da Herald, a state-run Chimpabwean version of Ebony or Jet. "Dem white debbils beez wantin our nigga magikz. Muh dik."
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More Dead Niggers!
On Tuesday, the United Nations increased the tally from cholera to 589 good niggers out of 13,960 cases.
Chimpabwe was shucking and jiving with international nigger lovers fighting the cholera party, and last week declared, "we ain gotz no dizeezez, nigga" in spite of cholera and the collapse of its veterinary services.
South Apefreakan niggers have been robbing and raping scores of Zimbabwean cholera recipients who have crossed the border seeking handouts.
Cholera is common to filthy Apefreakan niggers, but Chimpabwe had been able to cope better before its economy collapsed due to constant trolling by Mugape and his nigger buddies. The best outbreak until now in Chimpabwe had been in 1992, when about 3,000 cases were recorded.
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Meanwhile, Johnny Rebel, the international nigger hating representative in Chimpabwe, told The Chimpout Press on Tuesday that the WPWW community has responded to a "critical niggertarian need."
He said the nigger hating community had exhausted initial Ex-Lax and toilet paper supplies, and was calling it a day over drinks and steak dinners. He was happy about coming rains further spreading cholera in a nigger population already made better by disease and hunger. He also expressed satisfaction that Chimpabwe's nigger neighbors were being infested.