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Exterminanegros
12-08-2008, 06:00 AM
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081208/us_nm/us_autos_church_1


DETROIT (Reuters) – With sport-utility vehicles at the altar and auto workers in the pews, one of Detroit's largest churches on Sunday offered up prayers for Congress to bail out the struggling auto industry.
"We have never seen as midnight an hour as we face this week," the Rev. Charles Ellis told several thousand congregants at a rousing service at Detroit's Greater Grace Temple. "This week, lives are hanging above an abyss of uncertainty as both houses of Congress decide whether to extend a helping hand."
Local car dealerships donated three hybrid SUVs to be displayed during the service, one from each of the Big Three. A Ford Escape, Chevy Tahoe from GM and a Chrysler Aspen were parked just in front of the choir and behind the pulpit.
Ellis said he and other Detroit ministers would pray and fast until Congress voted on a bailout for Detroit's embattled automakers. He urged his congregation to do the same.

Figure8ball
12-08-2008, 06:06 AM
:lol So, would they die of starvation if it's not passed?

Niggers preacing in front of SUVs, well, that's just not surprising... I mean, it takes two stereotypes: the hyper-active, sweaty, screaming preacher and nigger's love for big cars. I have no words. :lol

Exterminanegros
12-08-2008, 06:27 AM
Well if the big 3 had any brains they would include the movement of their headquarters to a different state as a part of their reorganization package, with all their current non-engineer production employees let go with severance, in order to be able to hire new employees at the other location.

They could get away with selecting human assembly workers to transfer by applying IQ tests as a "performance potential exam".


FUCK DETROIT

SnowDog
12-08-2008, 06:41 AM
Local car dealerships donated three hybrid SUVs to be displayed during the service, one from each of the Big Three. A Ford Escape, Chevy Tahoe from GM and a Chrysler Aspen were parked just in front of the choir and behind the pulpit. Ellis said he and other Detroit chimpanisters would pray and fast until Congress voted on a bailout for Detroit's embattled automakers. He urged his coongregation to do the same.

This comes as no great surprise. :wdr This is more voodoo nigger witchcraft.

Once again, we see just how shallow nigger "spirituality" really is. They view God as nothing more than the Big Sugar Daddy in the sky to whom they implore for :gibs

Don Corrasco
12-08-2008, 11:14 AM
I wonder how low can these niggers go beyond the point of what already is utterly dumb and ridiculous. The way niggers bastardized Christian religion is staggering.

NAACPtookmybabyaway
12-08-2008, 11:18 AM
I wonder how low can these niggers go beyond the point of what already is utterly dumb and ridiculous. The way niggers bastardized Christian religion is staggering.

Well as usual they took their example from YT. When you have people like Pat Robertson turning christianity into GIB MUH, its obvious the niggers are going to want a piece of that action.

You don't think niggers could invent a proper scam like that by themselves do you?

ChicagoAvenger
12-08-2008, 11:18 AM
Yes! Fuck detroit! It is nigger Dead!

Jubal Early
12-08-2008, 11:32 AM
And since all the whites have moved out it's problably best to let Detroit dry up and blow away in the wind.

BananaTreeClimber
12-08-2008, 12:36 PM
Oh lawdy pleez hep us wif fwee jobz we aints gots to work at and fwee carz to fit all da nigs in

Cherokeescot
12-08-2008, 05:43 PM
Of course soemhow it will all become :yt

::cnflg

niggersarelowlife
12-08-2008, 05:57 PM
http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/157493d6dc1c9811.gif

"Oh massa, helps us Obama Jebuss."

Exterminanegros
12-08-2008, 11:01 PM
Pat Robertson also "senses" individuals with particular conditions being healed as he prays on his program, the 700 Club.



Well as usual they took their example from YT. When you have people like Pat Robertson turning christianity into GIB MUH, its obvious the niggers are going to want a piece of that action.

You don't think niggers could invent a proper scam like that by themselves do you?

Oppressor
12-08-2008, 11:21 PM
Well as usual they took their example from YT. When you have people like Pat Robertson turning christianity into GIB MUH, its obvious the niggers are going to want a piece of that action.

You don't think niggers could invent a proper scam like that by themselves do you?

Quite true. Jimmy Swaggart + Nigger = Creflo Dollar.