Sudan: Nigger Marries Goat After Being Caught Having Sex With It

[Black Plague]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm


A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.


"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

[ahartn]

The nigger will be happy to have something to stick "muh dik" into. And let's face it a goatwife is not that much of a step down from a nigger wife. Being a nigger I predict he will come home drunk and beat his goat, cheat on his goat with other neighborhood goats, and and eventually hack his goatwife to pieces with a machete.

[CT Wolf]

The nigger will be happy to have something to stick "muh dik" into. And let's face it a goatwife is not that much of a step down from a nigger wife. Being a nigger I predict he will come home drunk and beat his goat, cheat on his goat with other neighborhood goats, and and eventually hack his goatwife to pieces with a machete.

That's actually a step up!

[CoonTownYT]

You can't make this shit up! You just can't! :sheep

[Justin Igger]

I'm sure the goat's family is deeply ashamed.

[SST]

I'm sure the goat's family is deeply ashamed.

Freakin coal burning goat!

[Undertow]

That is fucking hilarious. What more really needs to be said.:lol

[Odin88]

Well, shit, there is a WHOLE lot more that can be said! I remembr reading this a while back at another site. I saved it to my hardrive because it was so damn funny. Man fucks goat, man gets caught, man marries goat....Hey, if they break up, who gets custody of the "kids"? "Better got yo' grades up Billly, or you goan to lib wit yo' Daddy!" I have bagged some ugly women from the bar in my days, but I never made love to a goat. YOu can only shoot so low.......

[Oppressor]

A nigger marries a goat and the goat is still the better half! rolfl

[Had enought]

A nigger marries a goat and the goat is still the better half! rolfl






Dam, that nigger must have the best looking & smartest wife in the tribe.


-nigbongo

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

The wedding was a couple of years ago. The bride was so ashamed afterwards that she committed suicide by choking on a plastic bag.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6619983.stm

[103rapesAday]

I just realized something about that article, it states specifically what a sheboon may be worth to the average nigger from this article:


They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi

Now I can be wrong... because it is a goat that may be why it's worth $50 or 15 000 Sudanese dinars, that may explain why the price was so high. This may explain why a nigger's illegitimacy rate is so high, even a nigger buck realizes a sheboon isn't worth $50, hell they should pay more to get rid of them.:rofl

[JT Buckmaster]

The wedding was a couple of years ago. The bride was so ashamed afterwards that she committed suicide by choking on a plastic bag.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6619983.stm

:fire :fire :fire

[Niglet Stew]

http://www.geocities.com/icicle_burner/afrogoat.jpg

[BadMonkeyNoBanana]

http://www.geocities.com/icicle_burner/afrogoat.jpg

As mentioned before, you just can't make this shit up...

Muh dik baaaaaaaaa... muh dik:rofl

[Jenkemboi]

I read he's got a green card and is heading your way...

Jenkemboi

[ChicagoAvenger]

Wow! I hope I do not get heat over this!

When a coalburner or oil-driller is caught committing
bestiality, they should be FORCED to marry the beast,
FOR LIFE!

[Poo Nigger]

I wanna see a nigger marry an elephant turd!

[ChicagoAvenger]

This would be a disgrace to an elephant turd,
it is a by-product of a very noble creature.

Even an elephant's feces is superior to any nigger.
It enriches the soil as fertilizer.

What has a nigger ever enriched?

The longer that I live, the more that I detest these
viruses unleashed upon civilized society. Living
is an educational experience.

[Congorilla]

If the goat hadn't choked on that bag it would have probably died from AIDS before too long anyway.

.:dik " Ah sho' beez liken me somma dat goat poosy! Dat somtin else!"

[niggersarelowlife]

I recall this story too. As I recall, a year or so later, the goat killed its self by eating a plastic bag. :rofl:rofl

[ChicagoAvenger]

To lie down with a beast, for your sexual gratification,
is an act of desperation.

[Alucard]

No surprise here. I've seen a pic of a full grown niggress feeding a goat its breast milk. They seem to have no trouble with this immoral behavior.

[sheepdogbp]

a nigger would rather fuck a goat then a sheboon!!

[Undertow]

This would be a disgrace to an elephant turd,
it is a by-product of a very noble creature.

Even an elephant's feces is superior to any nigger.
It enriches the soil as fertilizer.

What has a nigger ever enriched?

The longer that I live, the more that I detest these
viruses unleashed upon civilized society. Living
is an educational experience.

:lolThat's hilarious, Chicagoan. Hilarious but true. The shit will go back into the earth to help make for new. Niggers do nothing but destroy. Shit really is more productive !

[Loathed Opinion]

That comes from society of people who can fly, invented intelligence, and could of invented machines but didnt because they understood that machines will have an effect on global warming. A truly advanced society.
:sarcasm

[swinglow2]

Maybe the offspring would be a smarter nigger .You know
goats have more brains than niggers .

Just maybe tis is were the myth of the magic nigger comes from.:rofl

[SnowDog]

To lie down with a beast, for your sexual gratification,
is an act of desperation.

http://www.geocities.com/icicle_burner/afrogoat.jpg

He's not lying down, so that makes it OK. :rofl

But seriously, given the choice between a goat and a sheboon, I'd take the goat. Even niggers don't want to Muh Dik sheboons.