nutnice
11-23-2008, 08:34 PM
Uganda
Location: East Africa
Capital: Kampala
Population: 30,900,000
Racial/Ethnic Groups: 99% Niggers
GPD (Total): $32.767 billion
GDP Per Capita: $1,059
Main Industries: Coffee, chimpouts, religious extremism
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/graphics/maps/newmaps/ug-map.gif
As is the case with so many of these fucking nigger countries, little
is known about Uganda before the arrival of European colonists. We
do know with some certainty that Bantu niggers settled in the area
about 2,000 years ago, with the niggers eventually establishing a
series of "kingdoms", such as the Kitara, Buganda and Ankole. The Luo
and Ateker coons would settle in the area starting around the 2nd
century. Arab traders moved into the area in the early 19th century,
and British explorers came into modern Uganda in the 1860s. The coontry
became a British colony beginning in 1888, but this status wouldn't
become official until 1894. This monkey-infested shithole became an
independent nation in 1962. Edward Muteesa II was made "King" (or head
pimp) of Uganda. He was soon overthrown in typical Afreakan fashion
by Milton Obote (moar liek Obongo, amirite?). Obongo was in turn
overthrown in 1971 by everyone's favorite batshit insane nigger,
Idi Amin.
http://openanthropology.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/amin.jpg
Idi Amin. Amazing how a nigger can award himself so many medals.
Idi Amin's rule over Uganda wasn't so much a regime as it was one
long, disastrous chimpout. He deported all the Indians from Uganda,
who had long been the backbone of the merchant class, and who were
therefore responsible for a lot of the country's economic activity.
Not surprisingly, Uganda's economy went down like a five dollar whore
once the Indians were kicked out. Idi Amin's dictatorship ended up
killing about 300,000 niggers (so he wasn't ALL bad), and he was
so eccentric and weird that he even embarrassed his fellow niggers.
He was rumored to keep nigger "cold cuts" in his freezer, which he
would dine on. He gave himself several important sounding titles,
such as "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji
Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC", "Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of
All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas" and "Conqueror
of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular."
:lol He also once suggested that the Queen of England needed "a real
man" and that she should have sex with him (MUH DIKK!). I really,
honestly wish I was making this stuff up.
http://static.flickr.com/74/178018531_a9d3563057.jpg
A handsome, young Ugandan. He's single, ladies!
In 1976, Idi Amin allowed an airplane hijacked by Palestinian and
German terrorists to land at Uganda's Entebbe Airport. Israeli
commandos staged a succesful mission which pwned the terrorists
and made Idi Amin look like the dumbass nigger that he was. In 1979,
a combination of Tanzanian troops and exiled Ugandan yard apes
invaded Uganda from the south and overthrew Amin. He fled to Libya,
and later Saudi Arabia, where he died in 2003. Today, Uganda is
still a shithole, although some advances have been made against
AIDS, as the HIV prevalence rate has decreased from that of the
1990s (I guess once enough niggers are infected with AIDS, the
infection rate is bound to go down). It is, however, still one
of the worst places in the world. A religious extremist group,
The Lord's Resistance Army, has been waging war against the
government since 1987, and is known for engaging in murder, rape
and use of niglet soldiers. Its leader, Joseph Kony, literally
believes that he is God's "spokesperson". Government secret
services and police also routinely engage in torture and murder.
To summarize, stay the fuck out of Uganda.
Location: East Africa
Capital: Kampala
Population: 30,900,000
Racial/Ethnic Groups: 99% Niggers
GPD (Total): $32.767 billion
GDP Per Capita: $1,059
Main Industries: Coffee, chimpouts, religious extremism
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/graphics/maps/newmaps/ug-map.gif
As is the case with so many of these fucking nigger countries, little
is known about Uganda before the arrival of European colonists. We
do know with some certainty that Bantu niggers settled in the area
about 2,000 years ago, with the niggers eventually establishing a
series of "kingdoms", such as the Kitara, Buganda and Ankole. The Luo
and Ateker coons would settle in the area starting around the 2nd
century. Arab traders moved into the area in the early 19th century,
and British explorers came into modern Uganda in the 1860s. The coontry
became a British colony beginning in 1888, but this status wouldn't
become official until 1894. This monkey-infested shithole became an
independent nation in 1962. Edward Muteesa II was made "King" (or head
pimp) of Uganda. He was soon overthrown in typical Afreakan fashion
by Milton Obote (moar liek Obongo, amirite?). Obongo was in turn
overthrown in 1971 by everyone's favorite batshit insane nigger,
Idi Amin.
http://openanthropology.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/amin.jpg
Idi Amin. Amazing how a nigger can award himself so many medals.
Idi Amin's rule over Uganda wasn't so much a regime as it was one
long, disastrous chimpout. He deported all the Indians from Uganda,
who had long been the backbone of the merchant class, and who were
therefore responsible for a lot of the country's economic activity.
Not surprisingly, Uganda's economy went down like a five dollar whore
once the Indians were kicked out. Idi Amin's dictatorship ended up
killing about 300,000 niggers (so he wasn't ALL bad), and he was
so eccentric and weird that he even embarrassed his fellow niggers.
He was rumored to keep nigger "cold cuts" in his freezer, which he
would dine on. He gave himself several important sounding titles,
such as "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji
Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC", "Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of
All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas" and "Conqueror
of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular."
:lol He also once suggested that the Queen of England needed "a real
man" and that she should have sex with him (MUH DIKK!). I really,
honestly wish I was making this stuff up.
http://static.flickr.com/74/178018531_a9d3563057.jpg
A handsome, young Ugandan. He's single, ladies!
In 1976, Idi Amin allowed an airplane hijacked by Palestinian and
German terrorists to land at Uganda's Entebbe Airport. Israeli
commandos staged a succesful mission which pwned the terrorists
and made Idi Amin look like the dumbass nigger that he was. In 1979,
a combination of Tanzanian troops and exiled Ugandan yard apes
invaded Uganda from the south and overthrew Amin. He fled to Libya,
and later Saudi Arabia, where he died in 2003. Today, Uganda is
still a shithole, although some advances have been made against
AIDS, as the HIV prevalence rate has decreased from that of the
1990s (I guess once enough niggers are infected with AIDS, the
infection rate is bound to go down). It is, however, still one
of the worst places in the world. A religious extremist group,
The Lord's Resistance Army, has been waging war against the
government since 1987, and is known for engaging in murder, rape
and use of niglet soldiers. Its leader, Joseph Kony, literally
believes that he is God's "spokesperson". Government secret
services and police also routinely engage in torture and murder.
To summarize, stay the fuck out of Uganda.