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I_hate_niggers_too
06-09-2008, 05:47 AM
As you can tell, I have coontact everyday. Last night was some coontact worth bitching about. At about two in the morning I heard something hit my door. I went to investigate. I opened my door and saw a plastic bag with a round tin can (what must have been filled with weed) and a bottle of covasea. I listened and across from my apartment I heard a nigger beating his white nigger girlfriend while telling her to get the fuck out of his apartment. I waited and the sheboon came out on her knees ready to pick up her crap that lay on my doorstep. The nigger looked at me and said "What you gonna call the cops on me?" Not knowing what to say, I said "don't bring this shit to my house you fucking nigger!" and slammed the door. I went back to bed and a little while later I heard a knock at my door. I didn't answer because the nigger didn't deserve my attention and he rambled on for about five minutes and then went back to his nigger hut. Would anyone have handled this situation differently?
:wtf-gtfo

ChicagoAvenger
06-09-2008, 06:14 AM
Any time that you encounter these
filthy, savage animals, there will be
a coontact tale to make.

They are Apes, minus the intelligence.

Levi Coon
06-10-2008, 04:07 AM
I would have slammed the door and called the cops.

There was :

Assault

Terrorist threats

Littering

Drugs

And then you tell them you saw him brandishing a gun.