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nutnice
11-17-2008, 09:03 PM
Swaziland

Location: Southern Africa
Capital: Mbabane
Population: 1,128,814
Ethnic/Racial Groups: Niggers, 97%; Whites, 3%
GDP (Total): $2.890 billion
GPD Per Capita: $2,837
Main Industries: Muh dikking, AIDS, crime.

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/graphics/maps/newmaps/wz-map.gif


Swaziland is a small landlocked monkey zoo, er I mean, nation sorrounded
by South Africa on three sides, except in the East, where it borders
Mozambique. The earliest known niggers to make Swalizand their crib
were from the Khoisan ethnic-group, and were later displaced by
Bantus. In the early 19th century, a nigger monarchy was established
(WE BEEZ KINGS AN SHEEET!!).This system still exists, making this
shithole the last absolute monarchy in the world. In the 1890s, the white
South African republic of Transvaal claimed the area, but never really
enforced the claim. The British took over in 1902, and remained until
1968, when they realized they were still holding on to this putrid,
nigger-infested colony and gave it independence. In recent years,
Swaziland has claimed the honor of being the AIDS CAPITAL OF THE
WORLD. 39% of the talking chimps in this coontry are infected with
HIV or have full-blown AIDS. That's well over a third of the population!
Life expectancy is a dismal 32 years.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/__UYNeAPXTgw/R26WJScvh3I/AAAAAAAAS1A/NuzF5cHvpyg/s320/IMG_2101.JPG
The Royal Palace.

The current "King" of Swaziland is the dumbass coon Mswati III. King
Coon participates in one of the most amusing nigger rituals in the
world: the Reed Dance. This baffling ritual involves several
thousand topless sheboons who first go to the river to get some
reeds, which they then take with them when they are transported to
a large stadium, where they dance for the thousands of assembled
monkeys. During this bizarre and revolting spectacle, the "King" is
allowed to choose one of the sows as his wife, to be added to the
harem of wives he already muh dikks on an hourly basis (as of 2008,
the Buck King has 13 wives and 23 niglets). Other than muh dikking
his hos and living in astounding luxury, King Mswati III doesn't seem
to do much of anything. Certainly not things like create jobs or deal
with the AIDS epidemic. That would mean actually getting off his ass.

http://www.cybertonature.co.za/reeddance.JPG
Swaziland's "Reed Dance". Please try not to barf.

Whatever money Swaziland makes comes from exporting sugar and
wood pulp, along with a few other agricultural products. Like every
other nigger-run coontry in Afreaka, Swaziland can't produce
enough food to feed its own groid population; in 2006-2007, about
a quarter of the population was in need of emergency food aid.
The official unemployment rate is a staggering 40%, with the
main occupations among adults being that of "HIV Transmitter",
"Mud Pie Baker" and "Jenkem Manufacturer". Crime is, not surprisingly,
becoming a major problem. According to the US State Department,
"Violent crime is a concern and is the most significant threat to
American citizens visiting or working in Swaziland...Congested dark
urban areas are particularly dangerous at night and daytime attacks
are not uncommon. The presence of others on the street should
not be misinterpreted as an indication of security. Many victims
report being robbed in the presence of large numbers of witnesses."

In short, Swaziland is your typical out-of-control nigger shithole.

Sources: Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook, US State Department.

LaTrine Jakscoon
11-17-2008, 09:12 PM
Another great article, Nutnice :thum

Had enought
11-17-2008, 09:25 PM
Very good as usual.

Please keep up the good work!

:chmp:chmp:chmp:chmp:chmp:chmp

James_E_Ray
11-17-2008, 09:26 PM
Excellent job as usual!! :thum

nutnice
11-17-2008, 10:51 PM
Thanks, folks. :rock

oprah
11-18-2008, 03:44 AM
Excellent addition to the atlas! Very well done; the dancing sheboons was a very nice pictorial addition.
I can smell it from here!:tyrone

Delta 88
11-18-2008, 01:42 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!
:chmpt
Good one, nutnice!

blackmetal84
11-18-2008, 02:35 PM
Jesus fucking Christ Nutnice, put a warning up before the disgusting naked sow picture! Other than my eyes bleeding from that, it was a great article.

NAACPtookmybabyaway
11-18-2008, 07:34 PM
Hehehe swaziland is like mudderland NANO. It's a tiny little corner that crams as much TNB in as possible into as small a space as possible.

Great article again nutnice :D

Miss Ann
11-18-2008, 08:40 PM
Another good one nutnice.
BTW I thought everyone in Afreeka was starving. Those sickening sheboons in the reed dance don't look hungry.

White_Is_Right
11-18-2008, 09:49 PM
Great job, as always! I can't wait for the next one.

nutnice
11-18-2008, 11:44 PM
Jesus fucking Christ Nutnice, put a warning up before the disgusting naked sow picture! Other than my eyes bleeding from that, it was a great article.

Haha, sorry about that! Believe me, I had to get pretty smashed just to write
that article, let alone track down that horrifying picture.

:puke

budfr
11-19-2008, 04:44 AM
Nut, you are a genious. Everytime I log in, I hope to find a new entry. You deserve a pulitzer, your info is better than National Geographic´s. I hope one day you can talk about a country that has niggers living together with other races or a comparison between the nigger history and, say, indian history, not against white history, so we can see taht no matter who those apes are compared to, they will always lose.:chmp

DintDooNuffin
11-19-2008, 06:32 AM
"Congested dark urban areas are particularly dangerous"

What other kind of urban area do niggers ever have than "dark?"

Another excellent reference article! It's nice to have a place on the web - and in the world - where a person can see some truth once in a while.

nutnice
11-19-2008, 11:58 PM
Nut, you are a genious. Everytime I log in, I hope to find a new entry. You deserve a pulitzer, your info is better than National Geographic´s.

LOL, thanks. Although I already have the only Pulitzer Prize that really matters, Chimpout's!






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Kronus
11-20-2008, 02:08 AM
Hopefully the AIDS rate will rise to 70% or morethumbsup

:pissPresident shitskins plane(Airforce coon) will crash in this shithole on a visit to Afreaka!

Shame on the nig
11-20-2008, 10:07 AM
Thats some funny shit! The nigs are still a hunter/gathering degenerate race to busy spreading aids to actualy work the land and grow food. What will happen when the aid stops? Why the fuck should we feed em anyway?

nutnice
11-21-2008, 05:30 PM
I thought Saudi Arabia, Bahrain and UAE were absolute monarchies too.
Oh well it's the last monarchy in Afreaka at least.:nanwank

The Gulf States have some semi-autonomous "parliaments" or advisory councils, and even
some limited electoral activity, so they're not technically "absoulte monarchies". Looks like
the nogs get to hold on to that dubious title by themselves.

Massa Cracka
11-22-2008, 12:08 AM
I spit out my mouthful of beer when I read:

Major industries: MUH DIKKING!!

I laughed my ass off!

nutnice
11-22-2008, 08:28 PM
Ahh gotcha!
Nepal was an absolute monarchy too several decades ago.
Oh I didn't realize there were different sorts of Absolute monarchies and I didn't realize the Coonking made EVERY decision.
The thing is, most Africoon countries are like that except the king is called president.
Democracy has never worked there or the middle east.

Heheh, exactly. I guess to NOT call your typical nigger coontrie an absolute monarchy
is really a technicality, since as you have pointed out, that's pretty much what they
all are. Swaziland is just more honest about it :lol

Stinkynigs
12-01-2008, 02:52 AM
Another good one Nutnice!

SnowDog
12-01-2008, 10:16 PM
The current "King" of Swaziland is the dumbass coon Mswati III. King Coon participates in one of the most amusing nigger rituals in the world: the Reed Dance. This baffling ritual involves several thousand topless sheboons who first go to the river to get some reeds, which they then take with them when they are transported to a large stadium, where they dance for the thousands of assembled monkeys. During this bizarre and revolting spectacle, the "King" is allowed to choose one of the sows as his wife, to be added to the harem of wives he already muh dikks on an hourly basis (as of 2008, the Buck King has 13 wives and 23 niglets).

You forgot the best parts: the Reed Dance(TM) originated in 1979 (timeless Apefreakoon tradition). The shenigs have to pass pussy inspection in order to participate. Over at the other web site ( :cucky ) they even had pics of literally hundreds of sheboons lining up for this. The HNIC originated the whole thing to assure himself of a continuing supply of fresh, clean, niggerpussy. Fambliez that have boonettes work extra hard to keep their shenigs "pure", in the hopes that their nigresses might win and make them all niggerrich. Participants of the Reed Dance(TM) are 16 and under; the HNIC is pushing fifty.

Nothing baffling about the Reed Dance(TM): :dik :dik :dik :dik

nutnice
12-01-2008, 10:43 PM
You forgot the best parts: the Reed Dance(TM) originated in 1979 (timeless Apefreakoon tradition). The shenigs have to pass pussy inspection in order to participate. Over at the other web site ( :cucky ) they even had pics of literally hundreds of sheboons lining up for this. The HNIC originated the whole thing to assure himself of a continuing supply of fresh, clean, niggerpussy. Fambliez that have boonettes work extra hard to keep their shenigs "pure", in the hopes that their nigresses might win and make them all niggerrich. Participants of the Reed Dance(TM) are 16 and under; the HNIC is pushing fifty.

Nothing baffling about the Reed Dance(TM): :dik :dik :dik :dik

Thanks for sharing that extra tidbit, Snowdog (nauseating as it is to think about)

:puke