NAACPtookmybabyaway
11-16-2008, 10:25 AM
Basically, since Liberals only have a "BlameYT" reflex and no capacity for actual rational thought I decided to try and quantify them in a simple object oriented language. Im sure if we could make a compiler for it there would be as much chance of it passing a simple turing test as an actual liberal.
public Class Liberal()
{
int blameAttachedToNigger;
int blameAttachedToYT;
int raycissim;
int discrimination;
char niggerCrime;
int niggerHandout;
int averageWhiteIncome;
int prisonSentence;
Whining whining = new Whining;
//create a new instance of Liberal
public static void main(String[] Args)
{
Liberal tpo = new Liberal();
tpo.run();
}
//whatever happens it's the white man's fault
public int BlameYT()
{
blameAttachedToNigger = 0;
blameAttachedToYT = 1;
campaignForEquality();
return blameAttachedToYT;
}
//those po' oppressed niggers obviously can't do it for themselves
public void CampaignForEquality()
{
if( niggerHandout < averageWhiteIncome)
{
discrimination = 1;
BlameYT();
}
else
{
discrimination = 1;
BlameYT();
}
}
//commence standard liberal behaviour
public void run()
{
System.out.println("Has your pet nigger committed a crime? Y/N")
char niggerCrime = whining.readChar;
liberal1(niggerCrime)
}
//define standardised liberal responses
public int liberal1(char niggerCrime)
{
if (niggerCrime == "Y" && prisonSentence > 0)
{
raycissim = 1;
BlameYT();
CampaignForEquality();
}
else if (niggerCrime == "Y" && prisonSentence = 0)
{
compensationClaim = niggerHandout;
}
else BlameYT();
}
}//End class
public Class Liberal()
{
int blameAttachedToNigger;
int blameAttachedToYT;
int raycissim;
int discrimination;
char niggerCrime;
int niggerHandout;
int averageWhiteIncome;
int prisonSentence;
Whining whining = new Whining;
//create a new instance of Liberal
public static void main(String[] Args)
{
Liberal tpo = new Liberal();
tpo.run();
}
//whatever happens it's the white man's fault
public int BlameYT()
{
blameAttachedToNigger = 0;
blameAttachedToYT = 1;
campaignForEquality();
return blameAttachedToYT;
}
//those po' oppressed niggers obviously can't do it for themselves
public void CampaignForEquality()
{
if( niggerHandout < averageWhiteIncome)
{
discrimination = 1;
BlameYT();
}
else
{
discrimination = 1;
BlameYT();
}
}
//commence standard liberal behaviour
public void run()
{
System.out.println("Has your pet nigger committed a crime? Y/N")
char niggerCrime = whining.readChar;
liberal1(niggerCrime)
}
//define standardised liberal responses
public int liberal1(char niggerCrime)
{
if (niggerCrime == "Y" && prisonSentence > 0)
{
raycissim = 1;
BlameYT();
CampaignForEquality();
}
else if (niggerCrime == "Y" && prisonSentence = 0)
{
compensationClaim = niggerHandout;
}
else BlameYT();
}
}//End class