"Poo Diddy" To Star on CSI: Miami

[Eramvie]

Sorry, I stole the nickname 'Poo Diddy'...

It's going to star on an episode of CSI: Miami and it will be shown in 2009. I think I'll deprogram that channel on the night it's aired.

http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/11/67661/index.html

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[guerraracial]

The mogul will be playing a federal prosecutor...

I hope he's a mute prosecutor, who only communicates by hand-signals; if they let him speak, there is no sane person on earth who could believe he's an attorney.

But there's more:


...a federal prosecutor who has a conflict with Horatio (David Caruso) and his team not only on a case, but also in their personal lives.

Which means there will be a coal-burner someplace; you can bet the conflict is over a white woman.