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11-02-2008, 08:11 PM
Ivory Coast
Location: West Africa
Capital: Yamoussoukro
Population: 20,179,602
Racial Groups: Niggers, 98%; Humans, 2%
GDP (Total): $19.824 billion
GDP Per Capita: $1,057
Main Industries: Cocoa, coffee, civil wars, shitty music
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/graphics/maps/newmaps/iv-map.gif
While the nigger government of Ivory Coast demands that the coontry
be called by its French name, Cote d'Ivoire, I will refer to it in this
article as I always have: Ivory Coast. Sorry, niggers, deal with it.
Although, in my opinion, there are other names that would be even
more appropiate, such as the FAIL Coast, Rape Coast or
Violent Nigger Chimpout Coast. Alas, I'll stick with Ivory Coast.
Very little is known about this shithole before Portuguese ships arrived
on the coast in the 1460s. Very few fossils or evidence of humanoid
habitation were left behind, mainly because the backward baboons used
little, if anything, that would provide clues. You know, things such
as pottery, weapons, cookery, clothing, jewelry, permanent dwellings
or any kind of art or writings. A few trinkets have been found here
and there, but their archeological value has been zero. So for all
intents and purposes, Ivory Coast's history begins with the arrival of
the Europeans.
The French started sending missionaries to the area in the 1630s, and
Ivory Coast was made a French protectorate in the 1840s. It officially
became a colony in 1893. Ivory Coast achieved full independence in
1958, after many decades of being a prosperous and productive colony
under French direction. Retarded nigger Félix Houphouët-Boigny was
the nation's first President, and like most dictatorial Africoon "Big
Men", he remained in power for decades, only ceding power upon his
death in 1993. Houphouët-Boigny did at least keep Ivory Coast relatively
stable and prosperous (by coon standards, of course). The coontry
became one of the world's leading exporters of cacao, the main
ingredient in chocolate. However, a lot of the TNB which had been swept
under the rug during Houphouët-Boigny's dictatorship exploded into
the surface once he died. His successor was overthrown by an army
General. Before long, rebel apes in the north and west of the country
chimped out, unleashing a tsunami of murder, rape and violence, as is
common in Africa whenever niggers have been left free to follow their
true natures.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41482000/jpg/_41482596_9_ivorycoast_afp.jpg
I don't know what the hell's going on here either, but it's from Ivory Coast.
Thanks to the civil war, the world's cocoa supply took a nosedive, as
the bloody chimpout enveloping Ivory Coast ruined many crops and made
export nearly impossible. The coontry remains divided between the
rebel north and the government-held south. A humorous incident occured
during the civil war in 2004, when during an air strike against rebels,
the coon government killed 9 French peacekeepers and an aid worker. The
French responded by attacking the capital's airport and destroying the
entire Ivory Coast air force (LOL!!). Many French nationals smartly
proceeded to get the hell out of the country. Ivory Coast is yet
another good example of how wild, feral niggers can turn a place which
by all rights should be a paradise into a fetid, violent, starving hell.
Sources: Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook, YouTube.
Location: West Africa
Capital: Yamoussoukro
Population: 20,179,602
Racial Groups: Niggers, 98%; Humans, 2%
GDP (Total): $19.824 billion
GDP Per Capita: $1,057
Main Industries: Cocoa, coffee, civil wars, shitty music
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/graphics/maps/newmaps/iv-map.gif
While the nigger government of Ivory Coast demands that the coontry
be called by its French name, Cote d'Ivoire, I will refer to it in this
article as I always have: Ivory Coast. Sorry, niggers, deal with it.
Although, in my opinion, there are other names that would be even
more appropiate, such as the FAIL Coast, Rape Coast or
Violent Nigger Chimpout Coast. Alas, I'll stick with Ivory Coast.
Very little is known about this shithole before Portuguese ships arrived
on the coast in the 1460s. Very few fossils or evidence of humanoid
habitation were left behind, mainly because the backward baboons used
little, if anything, that would provide clues. You know, things such
as pottery, weapons, cookery, clothing, jewelry, permanent dwellings
or any kind of art or writings. A few trinkets have been found here
and there, but their archeological value has been zero. So for all
intents and purposes, Ivory Coast's history begins with the arrival of
the Europeans.
The French started sending missionaries to the area in the 1630s, and
Ivory Coast was made a French protectorate in the 1840s. It officially
became a colony in 1893. Ivory Coast achieved full independence in
1958, after many decades of being a prosperous and productive colony
under French direction. Retarded nigger Félix Houphouët-Boigny was
the nation's first President, and like most dictatorial Africoon "Big
Men", he remained in power for decades, only ceding power upon his
death in 1993. Houphouët-Boigny did at least keep Ivory Coast relatively
stable and prosperous (by coon standards, of course). The coontry
became one of the world's leading exporters of cacao, the main
ingredient in chocolate. However, a lot of the TNB which had been swept
under the rug during Houphouët-Boigny's dictatorship exploded into
the surface once he died. His successor was overthrown by an army
General. Before long, rebel apes in the north and west of the country
chimped out, unleashing a tsunami of murder, rape and violence, as is
common in Africa whenever niggers have been left free to follow their
true natures.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41482000/jpg/_41482596_9_ivorycoast_afp.jpg
I don't know what the hell's going on here either, but it's from Ivory Coast.
Thanks to the civil war, the world's cocoa supply took a nosedive, as
the bloody chimpout enveloping Ivory Coast ruined many crops and made
export nearly impossible. The coontry remains divided between the
rebel north and the government-held south. A humorous incident occured
during the civil war in 2004, when during an air strike against rebels,
the coon government killed 9 French peacekeepers and an aid worker. The
French responded by attacking the capital's airport and destroying the
entire Ivory Coast air force (LOL!!). Many French nationals smartly
proceeded to get the hell out of the country. Ivory Coast is yet
another good example of how wild, feral niggers can turn a place which
by all rights should be a paradise into a fetid, violent, starving hell.
Sources: Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook, YouTube.