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blackmetal84
06-06-2008, 03:52 AM
This is not one of my Al Bundy stories since it did not actually happen in my store.

A few times over the night I went outside to have a cigarette. I took a seat on the bench near the mall doors and had my smoke and relaxed. I saw this nigger attempting to bum cigarettes off this girl sitting on some of the patio furniture that they have near the entrance for people to relax and eat outside. Of course she gave the nigger one. I finish and leave. An hour or so later and I come back outside. That nigger is still outside, trying to get cigarettes from people! I quickly smoke and go back to work, and for some reason I just forget all about it. So I go back out there an hour or two later and that nigger is still there, and decides to come up to me for a cigarette. Even before he comes up to me, I just say in the harshest tone I could muster, "No." Of course that did not stop the nigger, and he said, "Can I hab a smoke, bro?" I look at him and say, "No, and you are not my brother, you aren't even human. Get out of my face." I put my cigarette out and start to walk in. At this point he says, "Allz I wanted was a cigarette, youz dihnt need to be so mean." I get furious and say, "Go to hell, nigger." And I walk back to work. I have no idea what happened to the nigger, but I don't care.

I hope someone made him a "good" nigger later that night. :chain

KFCISFORNIGGERS
06-06-2008, 04:08 AM
We have a nigger like that that flocks the area it usually picks the butts out of the ashtrays outside. I don't know how many times I can tell it that I don't smoke it still asks me and this has been going on for 3 years probably about once a week it asks me. For the average person (not a nigger) If someone needs a smoke most people will give them one. I had a nigger once ask me about 6 years ago to buy them smokes I said I was underage the nigger was in their car and then I walked out of the liquor store in the plaza with my beerrolfl

Alucard
06-06-2008, 06:13 PM
Homework: take out the tobacco and stuff it with gun powder. Put some of the tobacco back in and sit back and watch the fun as half of its face is blown off. :lol

blackmetal84
06-06-2008, 06:40 PM
Homework: take out the tobacco and stuff it with gun powder. Put some of the tobacco back in and sit back and watch the fun as half of its face is blown off. :lol

I like the way you think, Alucard.