Coon Wrangler
11-25-2011, 02:23 AM
Niggers, due to primitive gray matter (if they have any at all) never fail to rise to the occasion or sink to new lows.
I work as a rescue diver for the local Sheriff Dept, in addition to being a Dept. I'm required to have a minimum of hours on the road pulling calls, dealing with TNB, and other things Dep Sheriffs do. Holiday time I take, due to pay and it gives me a chance to check the boxes, and keep my job secure.
Today I thought would coast by. Nope. Earlier today I went to a Thanksgiving cookout at the fire/EMT house. Since I interact with them pulling rockfish and humans out of the water they know me pretty well and invited me during a slow time of the day.
Stopped by and had some good grub, hit on by one of the EMTs (She's ten years older than me, has a 20 yr old son, and looks pretty good for her age. I'm taken though. After leaving to do a welfare check I was called to go there about an hour after I left.
When I got there it was chaos, and was filled in. The firehouse is next to a park, and right after I left, a shameless bootlipper slithered over to the feast and,not surprisingly, had the monkey paw out for gibs. Didn't try to make small talk, wasn't friendly with anyone, and didn't even possess the tiny amount of cunning needed to crash a party. Just the usual jaboonery. The humans decided to satisfy the skreet skunk ape by giving him some food but that didn't stop the nigger. No gratitude, just went over to the table and picked with his filthy property snatchers. The humans had enough and told him to piss off. The nigger chimps, knocks food off the table, busted People's glassware, then, in a feat of monumental stupidity, went over to the turkey fryer and tried to kick it over. He didn't knock it over, and the bongos drowned out the tiny bit of common sense in the niggers skull. The nigger tried to pick up the fryer. Yes, pick it up. The jig burnt it's monkey mitts and spilled the contents all over itself. The humans dragged him clear before anymore damage could be done.
This nog is burnt pretty good. It would have been better if the nigger made itself good but the next best thing is the agony of hot oil and grease burns.
Niggers.
I work as a rescue diver for the local Sheriff Dept, in addition to being a Dept. I'm required to have a minimum of hours on the road pulling calls, dealing with TNB, and other things Dep Sheriffs do. Holiday time I take, due to pay and it gives me a chance to check the boxes, and keep my job secure.
Today I thought would coast by. Nope. Earlier today I went to a Thanksgiving cookout at the fire/EMT house. Since I interact with them pulling rockfish and humans out of the water they know me pretty well and invited me during a slow time of the day.
Stopped by and had some good grub, hit on by one of the EMTs (She's ten years older than me, has a 20 yr old son, and looks pretty good for her age. I'm taken though. After leaving to do a welfare check I was called to go there about an hour after I left.
When I got there it was chaos, and was filled in. The firehouse is next to a park, and right after I left, a shameless bootlipper slithered over to the feast and,not surprisingly, had the monkey paw out for gibs. Didn't try to make small talk, wasn't friendly with anyone, and didn't even possess the tiny amount of cunning needed to crash a party. Just the usual jaboonery. The humans decided to satisfy the skreet skunk ape by giving him some food but that didn't stop the nigger. No gratitude, just went over to the table and picked with his filthy property snatchers. The humans had enough and told him to piss off. The nigger chimps, knocks food off the table, busted People's glassware, then, in a feat of monumental stupidity, went over to the turkey fryer and tried to kick it over. He didn't knock it over, and the bongos drowned out the tiny bit of common sense in the niggers skull. The nigger tried to pick up the fryer. Yes, pick it up. The jig burnt it's monkey mitts and spilled the contents all over itself. The humans dragged him clear before anymore damage could be done.
This nog is burnt pretty good. It would have been better if the nigger made itself good but the next best thing is the agony of hot oil and grease burns.
Niggers.