SST
06-03-2008, 01:46 AM
This is one I posted at another website, but I thought it was such a steller example of the nigra thought process it deserved to be heard by the new converts. I have tried to do this verbatim.
I was over at my Mothers house wiring up some of those Malibu outdoor lights along her front porch.The area where she lives is almost totally white. I grew up there and only had one nigger in my school. The gentleman that lives next door had a heart attack, and had to hire someone to do his yardwork for awhile. He did hire a company in good standing that had even done some work at my Moms house before I moved back to this area.
The problem was the lawn company had hired a thirtysomething nigger buck and dropped it off with a lawn mower and a weedeater. Buckwheat started yanking on the starter cord, but it was not happening. It did about 15 pulls, and I swear it picked up a limb out of the yard and started beating on it and cussing the mower out. I am LMAO internally, but do not want to interupt this superior chimpout. It looks at me and starts groidling over in my direction. It axe me if I has any startin fewrel. After several attempts at human communication, I figure it wants to borrow some starter spray. I tell it that I might but I am not sure. While I finish up what I am doing, the shitskin is standing there with its upper appendages crossed like I an suppose to step and fetch, fat freakin chance. Usually I would tell it to piss off, but I thought nigger+machinery+highly combustable fuel= a possible grade a chimpout.I figured the worse thing that could happen is it would get the mower started and steal my ether.
It groidles back over to the lawn mower and I stare in disbelief as it starts spraying the ether into the flywheel on top of the mower. Even an idiot knows to spray it into the carb behind or under the air filter. Hell I knew that when I was 12 years old. I act like I am still wiring up lights and trying my best to not bust out laughing. Buckwheat keeps a pullin dat flywheel, and after about ten pulls sprays more ether into the flywheel. It starts yanking again and it finally happens, I hear a loud WHOOSH and rastus gets its eyebrows, facial hair, and the front of its nappy hair burned off. The mower burned briefly but did not explode (damn shame).
I called the fellow that owned the lawn service and told him what happened, and he said thank God, I had to hire it because I go thru the Texas Employment Commision, and we can not refuse to hire based on race. He was overjoyed he had a legitimate reason to fire it. Strangely enough, even after being burned buckwheat had the foresight to toss my can of ether into the trailer with the mowers and tools. I guess stealing is just automatic. Anyway it was well worth the two bucks it cost me to see such wonderful monkeyshines.thumbsup
I was over at my Mothers house wiring up some of those Malibu outdoor lights along her front porch.The area where she lives is almost totally white. I grew up there and only had one nigger in my school. The gentleman that lives next door had a heart attack, and had to hire someone to do his yardwork for awhile. He did hire a company in good standing that had even done some work at my Moms house before I moved back to this area.
The problem was the lawn company had hired a thirtysomething nigger buck and dropped it off with a lawn mower and a weedeater. Buckwheat started yanking on the starter cord, but it was not happening. It did about 15 pulls, and I swear it picked up a limb out of the yard and started beating on it and cussing the mower out. I am LMAO internally, but do not want to interupt this superior chimpout. It looks at me and starts groidling over in my direction. It axe me if I has any startin fewrel. After several attempts at human communication, I figure it wants to borrow some starter spray. I tell it that I might but I am not sure. While I finish up what I am doing, the shitskin is standing there with its upper appendages crossed like I an suppose to step and fetch, fat freakin chance. Usually I would tell it to piss off, but I thought nigger+machinery+highly combustable fuel= a possible grade a chimpout.I figured the worse thing that could happen is it would get the mower started and steal my ether.
It groidles back over to the lawn mower and I stare in disbelief as it starts spraying the ether into the flywheel on top of the mower. Even an idiot knows to spray it into the carb behind or under the air filter. Hell I knew that when I was 12 years old. I act like I am still wiring up lights and trying my best to not bust out laughing. Buckwheat keeps a pullin dat flywheel, and after about ten pulls sprays more ether into the flywheel. It starts yanking again and it finally happens, I hear a loud WHOOSH and rastus gets its eyebrows, facial hair, and the front of its nappy hair burned off. The mower burned briefly but did not explode (damn shame).
I called the fellow that owned the lawn service and told him what happened, and he said thank God, I had to hire it because I go thru the Texas Employment Commision, and we can not refuse to hire based on race. He was overjoyed he had a legitimate reason to fire it. Strangely enough, even after being burned buckwheat had the foresight to toss my can of ether into the trailer with the mowers and tools. I guess stealing is just automatic. Anyway it was well worth the two bucks it cost me to see such wonderful monkeyshines.thumbsup