Stupid Nigger Names- The List

[Capt. Larsen]

http://stupidniggernames.blogspot.com/

Every single name on this list has been involved in a felony.

[ThinWhiteLine]

Damn, Capt. I know that you had been keeping the list for some time but I had no idea how extensive it was. You are to be congratulated on your efforts.


:potd

[The Man]

Damn, what a list!

Made me think about one of my favorite tricks to play niggers and their goofy names:

I'll see one I know and they'll have their latest monkey with them and I ask the niglet's name. Let's say they say it's 'Laquiesha' , I'll look at them real puzzled and ask them "Didn't you know know that's Spanish for 'toilet sponge'???" If they doubt, I tell them go look it up(they never do).

One of the best variations on that I did was one where they named the little monkey "Quatervius" or some bullshit close to that and I looked at them in complete shock and said "Didn't you know that's Latin for 'nigger'???"

The effect is PRICELESS!!! Try it sometime!

[Shaniqua]

My personal faves were "Candida, Chlamydia, and Cash Mo'nae"... two of which are genital diseases!

:bbl + :jenk = really bizarre names.

[blackmetal84]

Here are some nigger names that I have seen from real experiences:

Chiquita - was a student in my mothers science class that claimed it should be pronounced sh-qeeta. Nope nigger...thats the fucking Chiquita banana. The story literally goes that her pappy was so high that he saw a banana with the Chiquita sticker on it and named her that. I was surprised that the daddy was actually there at the time of birf.

Fe'male- Nigger parents were high off their ass on :jenk and had no idea what to name it. So they just used "Female" and said it should be pronounced "feh-maul-e"

My friend told me this one. He had a class in college where this niggerbuck was named Cinnamon. He pronounced it kin-eh-mon. Once again, the nigger was named after the first thing it's mammy saw when she shit out the nigglet.

This one is in my current public speaking class: Wankieka. Somehow, the first "k" is silent, so it is pronounced Wan-eeka. Niggers have no grasp of the English language so random consonants can be added and made silent for no reason.

I'm sure I have some more, but that's all I can think of now. I will add some later.

[Amanda45]

A woman in Central Park overheard an old sheboon call to a niglet: "Hea Exy, Exy!" walking up to the sheboon, she said, "Isn't that a rather odd name for a child?" the negress responded with, "Dat not be her full name. That bee jus de pet name I gives her. Her full be Eczema!"
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Sharnellia had recently had a niglet and she didn't know what to call the beast. Mulling it over with her packmate, she considered a word she had overheard in the obstetric ward. "I dink I call heer Vagina." The mother sow said. The two negresses agreed on that. When they relayed that to the hospital personell, the nurse was obviously flustered. "You can't name a baby that!" The sensible nurse tried to convince the sow. "An Why nots? I beez her mudder!" The sheboon objected. This prompted the human to explain what a vagina was, and when she finished, the hag laughed, saying, "That not beez a vagina... That beez a cootchie!
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I also heard of a niglet called Urine.(pronounced Ur-IN-ie)

[AG]

My grandmother, rest her soul, was an OB-GYN nurse. She told us the story of a nigger sow naming her twins "Syphillia" and "Ghonnoria".

She swore this was true and I never doubted her for a minute.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

http://stupidniggernames.blogspot.com/

Every single name on this list has been involved in a felony.

"Born God Supreme"
That one just takes the first prize as the most niggery name ever ::rofl

[Miss Ann]

I also like "Syphilis", "Godzilla pimp", "King_Money_Tarzan". This is an excellent list of stupid nigger names!

[Capt. Larsen]

"Born God Supreme"
That one just takes the first prize as the most niggery name ever ::rofl

I also like "Syphilis", "Godzilla pimp", "King_Money_Tarzan". This is an excellent list of stupid nigger names!
Here's the story on the above stupid nigger names. (http://www.newnation.vg/forums/showthread.php?t=117728&highlight=Money+Tarzan)

[Kitty]

they do sound like diseases..lol

how do they think of these..maybe they just put letters together and make names..???aaahhh

[CoonTownYT]

This one was in the paper yesterday for a "good" nigger!

Happy First Birfday in Heaven n sheeit

2-10-83 to 7-1-07

Octavia Stinka Murphy rolfl rolfl

Her surviving niglets are: Ra-Dwon, Qylayzia and Labreea

[Sha'Queefer]

Iisszzttadda(pronounced I seized the day)
Kotex (my favorite brand of tampon by the way)
La,poo
Orangejello
Yaw

wow. i mean really, how do they come up with this? maybe they pick up a whole bunch of crap, throw it on the ground, and then name their niglets after the sound it makes?

[Leroy Bootlips]

http://stupidniggernames.blogspot.com/

Every single name on this list has been involved in a felony.

Have another new one to add to the list Capt.

http://www.courant.com/media/thumbnails/blurb/2008-06/40344120-24073117.jpg

nigger dumping story (http://www.courant.com/community/news/ec/hc-24072822.apds.m0071.bc-ct--bodijun24,0,5161095.story)

Suspect in custody in highway ramp deaths
MANCHESTER, Conn. - State police have arrested a 29-year-old New Britain man on murder charges in the deaths of two men whose bodies were found dumped along Interstate 384 over the weekend.

Troopers say they arrested Jokshan Bryant at his home Monday night. He's being held on $5 million bond and is to be arraigned in Bristol Superior Court on Tuesday.

Whoops, I found it further on down the list.