500th Post! (Nigger Flash Mob Survival Kit)

[M.C DuckButter]

Well I am at the half way mark to 1,000 thumbsup So fellow chimpers, please help me put together a list of essential items needed for your standard Nigger Flash Mob Survival Kit.....

To kick this off, Item number 1 should most certainly be:

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What other items shall we add?

[YTISFEDUP]

http://mwiesm.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/kfc-chicken-bucket.jpg?w=214&h=300

To throw as a decoy, while you escape to a defendable position.

[Wood Chuck]

Basketballs also make a good diversion. Just throw and watch them run after it. It's like a dog chasing a stick - involuntary.

[Mel Gibson]

http://mwiesm.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/kfc-chicken-bucket.jpg?w=214&h=300

To throw as a decoy, while you escape to a defendable position.

Don't forget to insert grenade.

[Frostbite]

Congrats! You're a Captain now! That's my next promotion.

What about bringing a portable anti-nog watermellon launcher to the battlefield? If the impact doesn't make 'em good, they will franticly be trying to eat the shrapnel, providing you with an opportunity to reload :lol

[Gallóglaigh]

How about a bucket full of rubber snakes? :lol

[niggerknocker]

How about some blank employment applications. You can transport them in a bassinet.

[DR. Lynch, M.K.N]

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Niggers are terrified of armed Humans and cats. They also like to rape farm animals, so keep one around as a distraction.

[PhoenixBerserker]

A water hose. Niggers hate dat rayzist water :lol

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[hangemhigh]

I think a few inflatable whit wimmins sex dolls to distract them while you are reloading.

[GasMaskedHater]

What about tear gas, if not previously mentioned, and some sort of gas mask?

[Phyllo65]

Fashion a shirt out of job applications...they are like silver to a werewolf.
Wear WORK boots...like a cross to a vampire!
also,see my avatar as to what you will need to be a first responder to a nigger flash mob!
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