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10-11-2008, 10:10 PM
Gabon
Location: Central West Africa
Capital: Libreville
Population: 1,485,832
Species/races: 99.5% niggers
Gross Domestic Product: $9.621 billion
GDP Per Capita: $14,083 (ranked 53rd)
Main Industries: Oil, gold, agriculture, chikkins
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/graphics/maps/newmaps/gb-map.gif
Gabon can be considered the most prosperous and stable all nigger
nation in Sub-Saharan Africa. But what does "most prosperous" mean,
by Afreakan nigger standards? An 8% AIDS prevalence rate among
adults (it's 0.2% in the United Kingdom, for perspective), a 21%
unemployment rate, 37% of the niggers can't read or write and the
coontry has had only TWO heads of state since independence in 1960
(so much for democracy, huh?). So, yes, by nigger standards, Gabon
is a roaring success. By human standards, however, it is a total
disaster.
Gabon's pre-colonial history is somewhat murky, but it is believed
the area was first inhabited by pygmies (midget niggers), and later
by Bantu tribes. It's hard to tell, since niggers have never been
known to write anything down...or invent written languages, for that
matter. Europeans first came to modern Gabon in the 15th century, and
the name "Gabon" is derived from the Portuguese word for "cabin".
Italo-French explorer Pietro Paolo Savorgnan di Brazzà led a mission
in Gabon in 1875; France officially occupied the territory in 1885.
In 1910, Gabon, was made part of the colony of French West Africa.
In 1960, Gabon became independent under nigger President Léon M’ba.
The dictator M'ba died in 1967 and was replaced by his vice-president,
Omar Bongo, who still rules Gabon to this day. Under his admini...OH,
SHIT WAIT A MINUTE, THEIR PRESIDENT IS CALLED BONGO! HAHAHAHA!!
SO WHEN HE THROWS A PARTY AT HIS CRIB, DO THEY CALL IT A 'BONGO
PARTY'?? LMAO!! BONGO. BONGO. BONGO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/7/13/2001825/Gabon-08.jpg
Gabonese sheboons be havin a bongo partee an sheeet!
Ahem. Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah, so President Bongo...ah-he-he-he
...has been in power for over 40 years, in typical African "President
For Life" mode. He has repressed his opposition and staged corrupt,
phony elections to keep himself in power. Whatever so-called prosperity
Gabon enjoys is due to the large crude oil deposits which can be
found offshore. If it wasn't for this, and the fact that Gabon's
population is remarkably small and easy to manage, the Gabonese
niggers would be much like niggers in the rest of Sub-Saharan Afreaka:
starving, homeless and shooting at each other over a bottle of
jenkem. In any case, the fact that it's the 'crown jewel' of nigger
Africa may fool you into thinking it might be a nice place to go
do some eco-tourism or go to the beach or some such. WRONG. Here's
a few tidbits from the U.S. Department of State's travel advisory
on Gabon:
"In Gabon, petty thievery is common. Violent crime is more common
in urban areas, and there have been cases of armed robberies in homes
and in restaurants frequented by foreigners."
"The U.S. Embassy encourages Americans to take extra precautions when
traveling in Libreville. To prevent carjacking, citizens are encouraged
to travel with their automobile windows up and doors locked. Marginal
neighborhoods, poorly lit streets, and unfamiliar areas of the city
should be avoided, especially at night. Walking or running on the
beach alone at night should be avoided. When dining in restaurants
or visiting markets, it is recommended that one carry only minimal
amounts of cash and avoid wearing excessive amounts of jewelry."
"Credit cards are not widely accepted except at hotels, and because
of the high rates of credit card fraud, their use outside major
chain hotels is not recommended. There have been incidents of sexual
assault against foreigners."
"Travel by road in Gabon can be hazardous. It is recommended that
you drive with your car windows up and the doors locked."
Sounds like a great place, doesn't it? No?? Well, guess what? It's
the BEST place in nigger Afreaka. Stay away.
Sources: Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook, U.S. State Dept.
Location: Central West Africa
Capital: Libreville
Population: 1,485,832
Species/races: 99.5% niggers
Gross Domestic Product: $9.621 billion
GDP Per Capita: $14,083 (ranked 53rd)
Main Industries: Oil, gold, agriculture, chikkins
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/graphics/maps/newmaps/gb-map.gif
Gabon can be considered the most prosperous and stable all nigger
nation in Sub-Saharan Africa. But what does "most prosperous" mean,
by Afreakan nigger standards? An 8% AIDS prevalence rate among
adults (it's 0.2% in the United Kingdom, for perspective), a 21%
unemployment rate, 37% of the niggers can't read or write and the
coontry has had only TWO heads of state since independence in 1960
(so much for democracy, huh?). So, yes, by nigger standards, Gabon
is a roaring success. By human standards, however, it is a total
disaster.
Gabon's pre-colonial history is somewhat murky, but it is believed
the area was first inhabited by pygmies (midget niggers), and later
by Bantu tribes. It's hard to tell, since niggers have never been
known to write anything down...or invent written languages, for that
matter. Europeans first came to modern Gabon in the 15th century, and
the name "Gabon" is derived from the Portuguese word for "cabin".
Italo-French explorer Pietro Paolo Savorgnan di Brazzà led a mission
in Gabon in 1875; France officially occupied the territory in 1885.
In 1910, Gabon, was made part of the colony of French West Africa.
In 1960, Gabon became independent under nigger President Léon M’ba.
The dictator M'ba died in 1967 and was replaced by his vice-president,
Omar Bongo, who still rules Gabon to this day. Under his admini...OH,
SHIT WAIT A MINUTE, THEIR PRESIDENT IS CALLED BONGO! HAHAHAHA!!
SO WHEN HE THROWS A PARTY AT HIS CRIB, DO THEY CALL IT A 'BONGO
PARTY'?? LMAO!! BONGO. BONGO. BONGO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/7/13/2001825/Gabon-08.jpg
Gabonese sheboons be havin a bongo partee an sheeet!
Ahem. Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah, so President Bongo...ah-he-he-he
...has been in power for over 40 years, in typical African "President
For Life" mode. He has repressed his opposition and staged corrupt,
phony elections to keep himself in power. Whatever so-called prosperity
Gabon enjoys is due to the large crude oil deposits which can be
found offshore. If it wasn't for this, and the fact that Gabon's
population is remarkably small and easy to manage, the Gabonese
niggers would be much like niggers in the rest of Sub-Saharan Afreaka:
starving, homeless and shooting at each other over a bottle of
jenkem. In any case, the fact that it's the 'crown jewel' of nigger
Africa may fool you into thinking it might be a nice place to go
do some eco-tourism or go to the beach or some such. WRONG. Here's
a few tidbits from the U.S. Department of State's travel advisory
on Gabon:
"In Gabon, petty thievery is common. Violent crime is more common
in urban areas, and there have been cases of armed robberies in homes
and in restaurants frequented by foreigners."
"The U.S. Embassy encourages Americans to take extra precautions when
traveling in Libreville. To prevent carjacking, citizens are encouraged
to travel with their automobile windows up and doors locked. Marginal
neighborhoods, poorly lit streets, and unfamiliar areas of the city
should be avoided, especially at night. Walking or running on the
beach alone at night should be avoided. When dining in restaurants
or visiting markets, it is recommended that one carry only minimal
amounts of cash and avoid wearing excessive amounts of jewelry."
"Credit cards are not widely accepted except at hotels, and because
of the high rates of credit card fraud, their use outside major
chain hotels is not recommended. There have been incidents of sexual
assault against foreigners."
"Travel by road in Gabon can be hazardous. It is recommended that
you drive with your car windows up and the doors locked."
Sounds like a great place, doesn't it? No?? Well, guess what? It's
the BEST place in nigger Afreaka. Stay away.
Sources: Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook, U.S. State Dept.