blackmetal84
06-01-2008, 03:33 AM
Once again, I am back for more tales of horror and disgust in the shoe business.
Today was once again a slow day. It was too damn nice outside for anyone to be shopping at the mall. People tickled in all day, but no one was really buying anything. Around 6 PM this sheboon drags her knuckles into the store. She was about 6ft tall and lanky, and looked like a an aluminum pole that someone shit their guts out on. She had a 3 foot radius of niggerstink around her, and it literally smelled like shit. She probably had half a load in her pants that she was too lazy to clean out.
I just stand behind the counter attempting to clerk her out. She grabs two pairs of probably our worst shoes in the store to try on (of course they are the cheapest ones too,) and ax'es me fo a size 10. I bring them out, and of course her hooves were too large for the shoes. Nigger foot fat was bulging out of the top and even sides of the shoes that she tried on. It was so disgusting I felt sick. Literally.:puke
Of course she was not satisfied with the results of her experience. She tells me, "I'z be a size 10, deez don't be fittin' so youz gave me da wrong size!" :bbl I tell her no, I gave you the right size, maybe one foot is larger than the other. This response was also not to her liking. "I'v always been a size 10. I not shoppin here no more!" I just say, "Whatever" and walk away. She storms out of the store, and will probably complain "dey's be raciss!"
Go fuck yourself nigger. :hand
Today was once again a slow day. It was too damn nice outside for anyone to be shopping at the mall. People tickled in all day, but no one was really buying anything. Around 6 PM this sheboon drags her knuckles into the store. She was about 6ft tall and lanky, and looked like a an aluminum pole that someone shit their guts out on. She had a 3 foot radius of niggerstink around her, and it literally smelled like shit. She probably had half a load in her pants that she was too lazy to clean out.
I just stand behind the counter attempting to clerk her out. She grabs two pairs of probably our worst shoes in the store to try on (of course they are the cheapest ones too,) and ax'es me fo a size 10. I bring them out, and of course her hooves were too large for the shoes. Nigger foot fat was bulging out of the top and even sides of the shoes that she tried on. It was so disgusting I felt sick. Literally.:puke
Of course she was not satisfied with the results of her experience. She tells me, "I'z be a size 10, deez don't be fittin' so youz gave me da wrong size!" :bbl I tell her no, I gave you the right size, maybe one foot is larger than the other. This response was also not to her liking. "I'v always been a size 10. I not shoppin here no more!" I just say, "Whatever" and walk away. She storms out of the store, and will probably complain "dey's be raciss!"
Go fuck yourself nigger. :hand