Somalians at the hotdog stand

[Odin88]

I had to wait a few hours to post this because I feared that my backspace button would have been worn out due to the alcohol I consumed this afternoon.
We had an absurdly busy day today. It was absolutely insane. I am a fantastic cook and can multi-task like a meth addict with ADHD.... But even I got my ass handed to me.

In gratitiude for busting our asses and everything going perfectly, our KM let all 5 of us sit at the bar and drink free tap beers for an hour. Well, being skinhead and drinker from way back in the days, I have been known to consume ridiculous amounts of alcohol in a very short time...

So when we left, yes, I was shitfaced.

My buddy dropped me off at home, which is right behind a large grocery store. Every Friday a siding company here in town tows in their custom built shed to show off their siding prowess. They have local police officers and vets cook bratwursts out of it and sell sodas and what not. I was starving so I walked across the street to get some grilled brats.

It is cheap as hell- 3 giant brats and a soda for $5! I was not entirely coherant while placing my order... So I am standing there valiently trying to put sourkraut, ketchup and mustard on these things and failing horribly. I wasn't paying attention as a pack of these recently imported Somalian chimps came storming out of their new car and invaded the little shack.

I was rudely pushed to the side and these fucking vermin started screeching orders to the police officer manning the window. There were at least 10 of the little monkeys and their 85 pound Somalian babboon mother standing by. The men taking thier order could not understand them and had to ask 'What?" over and over. It was a surreal scene for Fargo, North Dakota.

I was drunk and so just slid my brats a little further down the counter and continued to try and add condiments so I could escape. The niggers, however, fucked up.

The boon was getting frustrated because the humans in the shack could not understand her babble. One of them asked her 'What is it exactly that you want?"

SHE REACHED OVER AND PICKED UP MY BRATWURST WITH HER BARE NIGGER FINGERS!!

She held it up to him and started to point at the sourkraut, the ketchup, etc.....

The guy just stared at her in disbelief. Well, I have been known to have a nasty temper, and when I drink, it sometimes flares up without much provocation.

I felt that demon inside of me wake up and all hell broke loose. I snatched my dog out of her paws and screamed in her face, 'DO YOU FUCKING NIGGERS EVER WONDER WHY EVERYONE FUCKING HATES YOU????!!!! YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FUCKING BEAST AND MY TAX DOLLARS ARE USED TO SUPPORT YOU FUCKING ORANGUTANS!!! GO BACK TO AFRICA YOU FUCKING CUNT AND TAKE YOUR AIDS-STRICKEN SPAWN THE FUCK WITH YOU!!!"

One of the off-duty cops working the shack flew around the corner and interviened. He calmed me down and made the niggers leave. One of the other cops took me aside and basically said he couldn't stand the motherfuckers either. They threw away the brat that had been contaminated by the nigger and gave me 2 free.... Its a few hours later now, and I am sobering up. However, I am not sure if I wouldn't have also acted the same way sober....

[rope_therapy]

The cops kept the Sausage to check the sheboons
fingerprints...They may make a breakthrough in
several cases when that wurst hits the lab.

This is the funniest thing Ive seen in 24 hours.

...............

[Alucard]

Our own niggers aren't bad enough. The anti-white, anti-American liberals have to import more. I would put a 50 year ban on all turd world immigration. The only thing they add to this country is disease.

One good thing about Africans. They hate the American nigger.

[Maleficarum]

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[Alucard]

I was reading one of my books and it mentioned that in nigger Africa, they used cow shit to wash their hands.

Unbelievable. And some think they are equal.

[SGT. SHLITZ]

Somalis smell like burnt tires.

[ThinWhiteLine]

I was reading one of my books and it mentioned that in nigger Africa, they used cow shit to wash their hands.

Unbelievable. And some think they are equal.

Damn, and they shower in cow piss too. Any food touched by these foul creatures is unfit for even canine consumption.

[CoonTownYT]

Somalis smell like burnt tires.

That's the crack.

[ChicagoAvenger]

Fucking Filthy Savage Beasts.
We already have enough Fucking Filthy Savage Beasts.
Who brought this nigger filth over here?

[gnigs_r_skum]

in the world yet we let those animals stroll around unherded and unchained? Their home country blows cause it's full of their worthless nigger-muslim-brainless asses!
:kfcnig

:toe

[Justin Igger]

To come to the US in hopes of emigrating, one must provide proof of sponsorship, employment, a source of funds, clean criminal record and a marketable job skill.

How do the fucking nigger beasts get past these hurdles?

[ChicagoAvenger]

Niggers are not required to meet
these qualifications. They are of
a special species.

Gorillas being imported to the
Lincoln Park Zoo are not required
to meet these standards either.

But at least they work, do
not rape, steal or murder and are
manageable.

[Nevermore]

Hilarious cartoon, Maleficarum. Is he putting on a second pair of shades there? Horatio must need them for his superior level of coolness.

I can't believe that nig put its paws on your food, Odin! Well, I can, but niggers never cease to amaze me with their audacity and disgusting behaviors. Glad to hear you gave the simian a piece of your outrage, and that the cop ran the groidle off - as well gave you more bratwurst. thumbsup

[Alucard]

How do the fucking nigger beasts get past these hurdles?

Self-loathing, anti-white, anti-American white liberals. Any nigger who has had any contact with Africans knows that Africans hate the American nigger. A niggress in one of my classes told me "they think we are all whores". Needless to say, this niggress was once a whore.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

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[Alucard]

Next time just throw the food on the ground. Niggers don't care. In fact, they'll stampede to get the hot dog.

[skillet]

and to think what all those good people suffered upon entering Ellis Island; just to be here............

it's enough to make anyone go insane........

Even North Dakota isn't safe.

[niggersarelowlife]

This reminds me of a joke of this Russian guy coming up to a hot dog vender and asking the vendor, “What part of the dog is this?”


aaahhh

[apekilla]

Who the heck allowed a bunch of Somali niggers into N. Dakota of all places? Who was responsible for putting them there? Do you guys have any idea? As far as I know N. Dakota used to be 100% white.

[SnowDog]

That is so disgusting. I'm not much of a drinker myself, but I think my reaction would be pretty much the same. Although I do believe most of your glorious invective was wasted on these groids. Good thing you had some sympathetic cops, otherwise, you might be off to Nigger U yourself for a "hate crime".

About the only good point to these Somaliniggers is that they can't stand Americoons. Let 'em fight it out, I say.

Anyway, just wait until the North Dakota winter hits. May be we'll be seeing a whole bunch of Somaliniggersickles.

[niggerphobe]

commend you odin on not stuffing that hot dog down its stoopid nigger mouth, thank god SOME cops still have some sence left
:kfcnig :puke

[AFN_Weasel]

I believe you can thank the Catholic Charities for bringing in these niggers from Africa. They call them 'refugees.'

http://www.ccspm.org/

If CC wants to help people in need then why don't they help the Humans in South Africa, instead of worrying about useless niggers from Somalia? Nothing but a bunch of niggerlovers.

[Boo Berry]

I felt that demon inside of me wake up and all hell broke loose. I snatched my dog out of her paws and screamed in her face, 'DO YOU FUCKING NIGGERS EVER WONDER WHY EVERYONE FUCKING HATES YOU????!!!! YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FUCKING BEAST AND MY TAX DOLLARS ARE USED TO SUPPORT YOU FUCKING ORANGUTANS!!! GO BACK TO AFRICA YOU FUCKING CUNT AND TAKE YOUR AIDS-STRICKEN SPAWN THE FUCK WITH YOU!!!"


AH! That made my day! Good job! :yrck

Boo!

[snowflake]

Look Odin, dont feel alone, my husband does not drink and I will tell you, if a nigger got close to him and grabbed his food; Im afraid he would have made him a good nigger and he would not have been under the influence! but thank God there was a cop around.:beware

[IHateNiggers]

Only a foreign nigger beast would be stupid enough to grab a skins brat.
Around this way that's a boot party invitational.

Sheboon was lucky, VERY lucky that the police were on hand.

Savages. Only savages with the barest inkling of what it means to conduct oneself in society would grab another persons food.

Anyways, congratulations on speaking your mind. It is cathartic.

[Fee-Fi-Fo-Figger]

Good Job!

FUCK OFF ISLAMO-NIGGERS!

[ANH]

The ignorance and arrogance of these fucking niggers is beyond belief. You did the right thing. That said, 3 brats and a drink for $5.00? Wow.

[swinglow2]

And niggers cant see this rude shit. name any country were a human outsider
would grab food from a strangers hand. GIB ME DAT :beware