Can I axe yous a qwerstion?

[SGT. SHLITZ]

O.K., here goes. When I meet white people from different parts of the country, they all have different accents. For example, A (white) man from Alabama will have a diffent accent than a man from Boston and so on. Same thing with Asians. An Asian from California has a different accent than one from Minnesota. But when it comes to blacks, they all sound the same or have the same accent. Why is that?

[ThinWhiteLine]

Does a dog's bark sound dofferent from region to region? Does a cat's meow sound different from region to region?

Don't misunderstand me, I'm not saying that niggers are the same as dogs and cats. That would be an insult to dogs and cats.

What I am saying is that niggers exhibit many traits of animals and their speech pattern is one of those traits.

[CoonTownYT]

Niggers are the only race on the planet that, after having spent generations here in America, have not yet mastered the English language. Another thing I notice is that Asians, Indians, etc. that are born in America all speak perfectly coherent English. You often can not tell them from whites sight un-seen.

To answer your question though, I have definitely noticed that most niggers do sound different based on where they're from. However, they only sound retarded and more retarded. I've noticed that I can understand a lot of what northern niggers say, but I'll be fucked if I can understand what the hell southern niggers say. They have their own tribal dialect.

[ChicagoAvenger]

West coast niggers have a little different
jive than a Chicago or Detroit nigger.

[TexanTiredofNiggers]

Someone mentioned to me than even UK niggers have their own dialect. It's ridiculous how these niggers rape everything, even our human languages.

[CoonTownYT]

UK niggers just sound plain fucking ridiculous. Ever heard an Irish nigger?! Holy shit!

[KFCISFORNIGGERS]

I once met a Korean Texan Cowboy ( Bruiser doesn't sound like a texan and no offence to any of you Texans) I can't really mock accents as I probably have a bad one to alot of you. Niggers have been here for longer than all these other immigrants and still can't speak properly. That should be a sign right there. People just don't get it when it comes to these beasts. It is sad.

[TexanTiredofNiggers]

Holy shit, an Irish nigger? I thought those were mythical creatures like the unicorn. I guess the black plague is spreading throughout Europe.
wohohoh

[TexanTiredofNiggers]

I once met a Korean Texan Cowboy ( Bruiser doesn't sound like a texan and no offence to any of you Texans) I can't really mock accents as I probably have a bad one to alot of you. Niggers have been here for longer than all these other immigrants and still can't speak properly. That should be a sign right there. People just don't get it when it comes to these beasts. It is sad.

Yea, that's what bugs me sometimes. Why can't niggers speak correctly? I mean there are people who were never born here and they can master the English language perfectly. But these simians just rape it. I guess it's just more proof that they are not a human race, but a totally different species.

[CoonTownYT]

I can understand border-jumping Mexicans and Chinamen straight off the boat better than I can understand most niggers.

[SGT. SHLITZ]

Holy shit, an Irish nigger? I thought those were mythical creatures like the unicorn. I guess the black plague is spreading throughout Europe.
wohohoh

A leprecoon?

[McCauley]

It's worth noting that niggers have shorter tongues than other races and they have trouble making certain sounds in human languages. That is why most say 'dat' instead of 'that'