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Koon_Hunter
04-12-2011, 08:48 PM
I have what I think is a pretty nice Harley. I took it for a ride last night and stopped in little town near here for gas. I went into the station for a bottle of water, when I came out there is a nigger that's way too close to my scooter.
There is a delivery truck there, and this nigger is wearing a uniform shirt from the same company. So that answers one question, what is a nigger doing here, when I know damn well none of the stinking apes live in this town. The nigger starts in "Dat yo motuh cycuh?" and "ooooh, dat beez a niiice motuh cycuh". No shit sherlock, anyone else around here look like a biker in a leather vest?
"hang ons, I wants you to take muh pichuh on dat purdy motuh cycuh" and pulls a camera out of it's pocket and tries to hand it to me. I told the nigger that if he touched my Harley he would be bleeding just a few seconds later. "Hey mistuh, I jus wants my pichuh took, dats all" ... "why you gots to be so raciss, you mofugga ... Ima kick yo crackah ass". So I unsnapped my vest and opened the right side up so this nigger could see the Colt 1911 I have a license to carry for just such occasions.
The nigger didn't say a word until he was in his delivery truck and headed out of the station, then it stuck it's nappy head out the side door hollering ... "You crackuh mutha fugga, Ima kick yo ass, eek eek, ook, ook ... blah blah blah"
Luckily I caught the number of the truck, and called in a complaint this morning about a driver of that truck who was very rude when he came for a delivery, threatened a customer and used racist language.
WildTrout
04-12-2011, 08:55 PM
Sweet! Most excellent.
:lol thumbsup
KRACKER_BACKER
04-12-2011, 09:10 PM
Nice work:cheers
The fucking audacity of niggers. The nigger didn't even ask if he could sit on your bike, he pretty much told you that you were going to take a picture of him on it. Most humans would never think of asking somebody if they could sit on their motorcycle, at the very most they might ask if they could take a picture of them standing by it. These fucking beasts don't even know how to act when they are on the clock. Hope that nigger loses his job.
Koon_Hunter
04-12-2011, 09:21 PM
Nice work:cheers
The fucking audacity of niggers. The nigger didn't even ask if he could sit on your bike, he pretty much told you that you were going to take a picture of him on it. Most humans would never think of asking somebody if they could sit on their motorcycle, at the very most they might ask if they could take a picture of them standing by it. These fucking beasts don't even know how to act when they are on the clock. Hope that nigger loses his job.
Once in a while some asshole will decide it's OK to perch his ass on someone else's bike. This is usually dealt with quickly and decisively. But I have never heard of a nigger pulling this stunt before. Most likely the nigger was trying to figure out some way to steal it, probably thought he could load it in the back of the delivery van.
nochitlins
04-13-2011, 02:06 AM
On the eighth day, God created Suzuki.....to keep niggers off of Harleys.
Stymey
04-13-2011, 02:27 AM
You know,i have a pretty nice 100 hp Springer Softail that I'm pretty proud of. If any nigger would have tried that ..i would have kicked his ass back to his truck and dared him to call the cops as we know he would have a warrant against him. :rock
Abort & Deport
04-13-2011, 02:49 AM
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The nigger didn't say a word until he was in his delivery truck and headed out of the station, then it stuck it's nappy head out the side door hollering ... "You crackuh mutha fugga, Ima kick yo ass, eek eek, ook, ook ... blah blah blah"
...There's your :tnb right there. The coward waits until it's a safe distance away before hurling abuse. I bet it was about to pull off some scam, but got foiled.
All talk, and no action. It had its opportunity to "kick yo ass", yet it never took that opportunity. Wonder why :lol
KRACKER_BACKER
04-13-2011, 03:33 AM
There's your :tnb right there. The coward waits until it's a safe distance away before hurling abuse. I bet it was about to pull off some scam, but got foiled.
All talk, and no action. It had its opportunity to "kick yo ass", yet it never took that opportunity. Wonder why :lol
:lol When I read this thread, it reminded me of Epic Beard Man (the white guy who beat the nigger's ass on a bus that was all over Youtube). After the white guy smashed the nigger's face in and the white guy got off of the bus and was walking away, the nigger said (barely conscious, with his face leaking blood) "I'mma fuck you up". rolfl
NotThatGuy
04-13-2011, 06:19 AM
I too ride a Harley, I absolutely LOVE my bike, it's a part of me. BUT there has been several times where I come outside and some idiot is sitting on it while another idiot is taking pictures. I have always wanted to do what Jax on Sons of Anarchy did to a guy pulling the same shit. He calmly took his helmet off the bike and acted like everything was cool, then smashed the guy in the face with his helmet and said "never sit on another mans bike".
EuropeanAmerican
04-13-2011, 10:20 AM
I hear you,I was at a big music festival that also includes a car show.There are lots of cool,old cars and trucks,with a few bikes.I walked out of the bar and found some guy taking pics of his girl,she was climbing all over my '53 F100.She was standing on the running board,sitting on the rear fender,then laying across my hood.I couldn't believe this,so I calmly walked over to them and said,"Hey,that's a nice truck,is it yours?" They responded with,"No,it isn't mine",so I asked if they knew whose it was,and they said no,but they didn't think the owner would mind,and if they did it quick,they wouldn't get caught.I again calmly told them,that I bet that the owner would mind,especially since they didn't bother to find out who did own it and ask him first. The wheels in their head must have started to turn at this point,and they sheepishly asked,"Do you know the owner?",I replied with yeah,I know him,it's me,and you are lucky that I don't beat your ass in front of your girlfriend for being such an inconsiderate moron,and having her climb all over my truck.She was lucky that my girlfriend wasn't there,or she would have yanked her off my truck and beat both her and her guys asses.She is a big girl,and is bigger than I am.
spooksinthemist
04-13-2011, 11:20 PM
The nigger brain seems to think that any request it makes should be granted. Maybe some intimidated YTs let these spooks do anything with them but we chimpers do not.
Naturally, a declined request is a raciss act. Everything be raciss to the nigger beast.
GDRHammer
04-14-2011, 12:47 AM
The nigger has no clue about the sanctity of a mans' property, and they certainly have no respect for anything that is not their own. They are truly primates...
shovelheadroad
04-14-2011, 01:33 AM
You know,i have a pretty nice 100 hp Springer Softail that I'm pretty proud of. If any nigger would have tried that ..i would have kicked his ass back to his truck and dared him to call the cops as we know he would have a warrant against him. :rock
100 horses is more than nice- that's a fuckin' rocket! :lol
I have a standard answer for tools that ask 'mind if I sit on your bike'? I say 'nah, mind if I fuck your girlfriend'?
spookavoider
04-14-2011, 02:14 AM
I can't imagine how I'd have handled the same situation. I really don't want anybody on my bike but me, and certainly not a fucking nigger. Period.
As usual though, a spook feels they are entitled to whatever YT has, based on slavery, oppression and general belief that everything appears out of thin air and isn't earned or worked for.
Chimp Herder
04-14-2011, 09:33 AM
No doubt that nigger wanted a picture of himself on your bike so he could show his friends what to steal for him.
"You muthafukkas see me on dis here Harley? Dat beez mine! Muthafukkin white boy dun tooked it fum me! Now you niggas gits out deah an steels muh Harley back!"
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