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Odin88
05-29-2008, 12:03 PM
Since I am temporarily without a vehicle I either take the bus or catch a ride with another employee to work. A nigger I work named Dave lives not far from me and as I have mentioned in the past, he thinks the world of me. He is a giant retarded silverback, at least 50 and dumber than a box of thumbtacks.

For whatever reason, he has decided we are friends. I am never rude or hateful to him because thats not my way. That would be like standing in front of a fire hydrant and calling it stupid.... So when I walk into work or when I walk out the front door he always sais " Ahhh, good mornin' buddy!" Being a human being my normal reaction is "Mornin' man. Whats up?"

So Dave offered to pick me up every morning. Well, 15 minutes with a giant dumb nigger, or an hour on the bus with the mentally handicapped and dozens of Somalians.... Not much of a choice.

A mexican guy just moved here and speaks maybe 20 words in English. Dave also picks him up and our fucked-up little caravan sets off to work. This is only funny because the concersations that go on during the ride. Dave can barely speak a word of intelligible English, Jorge is about the same, and then there is me..... It cracks me up to listen to a political dispute between he and Dave every morning. Dave can't speak because he is a retarded nigger. Jorge knows perhaps 100 words in English. I can sometimes follow along, but I need one of those universal translators from Star Trek.

I thought the imagery here might give some of you a laugh. A car filled with a nigger who looks like the nog from Green Mile who is as intellectual as a carrot, an immigrant who wears his cowboy hat everywhere and can barely speak English and of course- me. It sounds like an absurd plot for a reality TV show.

Maybe I should film it every morning and stick it on YOUtube.

Justin Igger
05-29-2008, 12:49 PM
I vote for filming it.

That is one motley crew you have there. ::rofl

ThinWhiteLine
05-29-2008, 12:54 PM
Damn odin. The comedy of it all has to be the only thing keeping you from slitting your wrists right there in the car.aaahhh

Alucard
05-29-2008, 01:25 PM
Find an INS uniform and wear it. In order to get the nigger out of the car; leave a job application on his seat. Job applications are the number one nigger repellant out there. It works better than an AK or a flame thrower. The next best thing is a niglet with a paper declaring the buck is his father.

swinglow2
05-29-2008, 06:01 PM
::rofl That needs a hidden camera

Spookamajook
05-30-2008, 04:53 AM
Dsmn Odin, talk about the 'surreal life.' :lol You should write some of this down it would make a hell of a comedy script.

ANH
07-01-2008, 01:04 PM
There's got to be a TV show in that.

Quietman
07-02-2008, 11:44 AM
Reminids me of the book by Steinbeck "Of Mice and Men" with you as the role of George. Of course he had to euthanize the retard in question in the end because he became too dangerous.

I don't blame you, it's hard to hate on a retard like that even if he is a nigger. I guess that's part of being white.