Odin88
05-29-2008, 12:03 PM
Since I am temporarily without a vehicle I either take the bus or catch a ride with another employee to work. A nigger I work named Dave lives not far from me and as I have mentioned in the past, he thinks the world of me. He is a giant retarded silverback, at least 50 and dumber than a box of thumbtacks.
For whatever reason, he has decided we are friends. I am never rude or hateful to him because thats not my way. That would be like standing in front of a fire hydrant and calling it stupid.... So when I walk into work or when I walk out the front door he always sais " Ahhh, good mornin' buddy!" Being a human being my normal reaction is "Mornin' man. Whats up?"
So Dave offered to pick me up every morning. Well, 15 minutes with a giant dumb nigger, or an hour on the bus with the mentally handicapped and dozens of Somalians.... Not much of a choice.
A mexican guy just moved here and speaks maybe 20 words in English. Dave also picks him up and our fucked-up little caravan sets off to work. This is only funny because the concersations that go on during the ride. Dave can barely speak a word of intelligible English, Jorge is about the same, and then there is me..... It cracks me up to listen to a political dispute between he and Dave every morning. Dave can't speak because he is a retarded nigger. Jorge knows perhaps 100 words in English. I can sometimes follow along, but I need one of those universal translators from Star Trek.
I thought the imagery here might give some of you a laugh. A car filled with a nigger who looks like the nog from Green Mile who is as intellectual as a carrot, an immigrant who wears his cowboy hat everywhere and can barely speak English and of course- me. It sounds like an absurd plot for a reality TV show.
Maybe I should film it every morning and stick it on YOUtube.
For whatever reason, he has decided we are friends. I am never rude or hateful to him because thats not my way. That would be like standing in front of a fire hydrant and calling it stupid.... So when I walk into work or when I walk out the front door he always sais " Ahhh, good mornin' buddy!" Being a human being my normal reaction is "Mornin' man. Whats up?"
So Dave offered to pick me up every morning. Well, 15 minutes with a giant dumb nigger, or an hour on the bus with the mentally handicapped and dozens of Somalians.... Not much of a choice.
A mexican guy just moved here and speaks maybe 20 words in English. Dave also picks him up and our fucked-up little caravan sets off to work. This is only funny because the concersations that go on during the ride. Dave can barely speak a word of intelligible English, Jorge is about the same, and then there is me..... It cracks me up to listen to a political dispute between he and Dave every morning. Dave can't speak because he is a retarded nigger. Jorge knows perhaps 100 words in English. I can sometimes follow along, but I need one of those universal translators from Star Trek.
I thought the imagery here might give some of you a laugh. A car filled with a nigger who looks like the nog from Green Mile who is as intellectual as a carrot, an immigrant who wears his cowboy hat everywhere and can barely speak English and of course- me. It sounds like an absurd plot for a reality TV show.
Maybe I should film it every morning and stick it on YOUtube.