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nutnice
09-21-2008, 06:18 PM
Chad

Location: North Central Africa
Capital: N'Djamena
Population: 10,780,600
Ethnic/Racial Groups: 88% Nigger, 12% "Arab" (probably
niggers too)
GDP (Total): $15.260 billion
GPD Per Capita: $1,519
Main Industries: Oil, subsistence farming, and, uhmmm...uhh...

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/maps/cd-map.gif


Chad is called "The Dead Heart of Africa" because it is a goddamn
shithole. Actually, they should call it "The Dead Rectum of Afreaka",
because it smells like ass and all it produces is shit. Signs of
habitation have been found in Chad that date back to 2000 BC.
The area was occupied by the Sao and then the Kanem Empire.
Whatever semblance of civilization developed in the area can be
attributed to Chad's proximity to the Arab world. France moved into
the area aroound 1900 and turned it into a full colony in 1920.
The French, finally realizing that they were still holding on to
this useless pile of dirt, gave it its independence in 1960.

http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/7/13/2001825/Africa_143.JPG
Chad's main commercial activity.

Almost immediately after independence, Chad succumbed to TNB
and fell under the rule of the dictator François Tombalbaye. He was
removed in 1979, during a civil war which turned what was left
of the country into a Somalia-like shambles with no central govern-
ment (Libya also intervened in the civil war). Since then, Chad's
niggers have been brutalized by dictators such as Habre and Deby.
Scores of coons escaping the nigger on nigger butchery in nearby
Darfur have escaped into Chad. After seeing what kind of shithole
they escaped into, many turned around and went back to Darfur to
be raped and butchered, a fate much kinder than having to live
in Chad. The UN has warned of a humanitarian crisis in Chad,
which is bullshit, because there are no humans there.

http://www.palaceofwax.com/DialUpSite/ripgirl.gif
A Chadian beauty queen.

Chad is your typical Afreakan basket-case and one of the most
backward coontries in the entire planet. The entire nation has
only one cinema. Only 2% of niggers in Chad have access to
basic sanitation. There are a measly 14,000 telephone landlines
to serve a country the size of Peru, and there are only 342
miles of road, much of it in disrepair. Life expectancy is 47 years.
Female genital mutilation is common. Only 26% of the nigger
population can read or write. Chad began exporting oil in 2004,
after having struck a deal with ExxonMobil to develop the coontrie's
oil production. The current ape rulers sit back and collect their
oil royalites while their nigger subjects continue to live in the
Stone Age.

Sources: Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook.

Maleficarum
09-21-2008, 06:32 PM
Another superb chapter Nutnice :butt

CoonTownYT
09-21-2008, 06:34 PM
Awesome job as always, dude!

LaTrine Jakscoon
09-21-2008, 07:54 PM
Great job as always :geek
I will update the site with all the new entries this week after hubby goes back to work and I have some peace and quiet :lol

Had enought
09-21-2008, 07:56 PM
Nutnice should be nominated for the Pulitzer for his writing skills. No where else have I read such a truthful rendering of facts about nigger countries!

:geek:geek:yrck:geek:geek

Justin Igger
09-21-2008, 09:01 PM
Sounds like a hot spot.....

for deporting America's niggers.

nutnice
09-21-2008, 10:23 PM
Thanks for the kind words, fellow Chimpians. I struggled to even
write 3 paragraphs about that shithole because there is so little
to write about. Chad is basically a mud pit with about 10 million
niggers sitting around doing nothing, with not much in the way of
history, sights or even any interesting chimp wars.

I agree it would be a wonderful place to deport our surplus
niggers. They'd all be dead within a week.

Gallóglaigh
09-21-2008, 10:42 PM
These are always good reading. :lol

I didn't see any reference to magical flying niggers or pyramids in the Chad entry. Surely this close to Egypt there must be a few superpowered niggers there?

Certainly you forgot to include them. I wouldn't want anyone to accuse you of racismz 'n' sheyit.

:al

LaTrine Jakscoon
09-21-2008, 10:57 PM
BTW, I found this pic for the site - nigger architecture at its best :rofl

http://www.vagabondish.com/wp-content/uploads/refugee-camp-chad-africa.jpg

Gallóglaigh
09-21-2008, 11:31 PM
BTW, I found this pic for the site - nigger architecture at its best :rofl

http://www.vagabondish.com/wp-content/uploads/refugee-camp-chad-africa.jpg

That photo illustrates well that neolithic europeans were more advanced than the niggers of today.

nutnice
09-22-2008, 12:02 AM
These are always good reading. :lol

I didn't see any reference to magical flying niggers or pyramids in the Chad entry. Surely this close to Egypt there must be a few superpowered niggers there?

Certainly you forgot to include them. I wouldn't want anyone to accuse you of racismz 'n' sheyit.

:al

Of course, what was I thinking? Niggers in Chad have all kinds
of amazing superpowers, such as:

*The ability to starve even with millions of dollars of food aid
from human countries

*Super-stitions

*Being able to circumcise 20 sheboons an hour

*Amazing dirt-eating abilities

*As the photo that Hekate posted proves, they can build
entire cities out of nothing but rags, sticks and mud!!


:lol :lol :lol

Coonbatter
09-22-2008, 12:24 AM
I say Obongo should go to Chad or any other Afreakan coontry and do his apprenticeship there.

If he screws up who will notice.....

Nutnice, again I say a fine product. Clear, concise, accurate and bottom line the truth.

Thank you for your superb presentation series. I have used them for reference on several occasions.

:clap

Gallóglaigh
09-22-2008, 02:40 AM
Of course, what was I thinking? Niggers in Chad have all kinds
of amazing superpowers, such as:

*The ability to starve even with millions of dollars of food aid
from human countries

*Super-stitions

*Being able to circumcise 20 sheboons an hour

*Amazing dirt-eating abilities

*As the photo that Hekate posted proves, they can build
entire cities out of nothing but rags, sticks and mud!!


:lol :lol :lol

That's true!

And even with all those amazing abilities, showing one of them a job application is like handing Superman a 30 lb chunk of kryptonite.

:toe

I_lubs_me_sum_jenkem
09-22-2008, 11:23 AM
Another great post. I alwyas look forward to them. Even in Africa, Chad is a joke. Nigerians, Congolese, Lybians all view them as backwards redneck booger-eating morons. And that is saying something. I remember reading somewhere thatg they have the fewest tourists in the world, and no real vacation spots to attract them.. Hell, nigger-lovers admit the place is a fetid shit hole

TNBTube
09-23-2008, 03:01 PM
These entries never fail to impress me! Excellent work as always. :yrck

blackmetal84
09-24-2008, 01:46 AM
Great work! Thanks for another update on a steaming pile of shit coontry deep in the rectum of Afreeka!

James_E_Ray
09-24-2008, 02:03 AM
These Entries are the highlight of my Chimpout experience.


:thum

Massa Cracka
09-24-2008, 02:45 AM
I must tell this forum that my friends and I, when we absolutely must use "PC" terms to refer to niggers, use the term "Chad." Many of us have jobs where we would be fired in an instant.

Example: "Here comes Chad, look out for your wallet."

"Goddamnit, Chad's sister is up there holding up the line."

"Here comes Chad and the whole fambly, ready to cause a ruckus."

"Chad smells like shit and looks dumber than Koko the gorilla."

oooga-booga
09-26-2008, 11:34 AM
Encyclopedia Chimpaneeka... we're going to have to start using volume designations soon enough.