Zimbabwe Nigger Busted for Selling Urine as Cooking Oil

[Black Plague]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23743764-13762,00.html


A ZIMBABWEAN man has been jailed for two years after he sold urine to residents in a mining town claiming it was cooking oil, according to state media reports.

Piccard Mudzingwa, 28, approached one of the victims at a bus terminus in the southern mining town of Zvishavane selling bottles containing a liquid he said was cooking oil, The Herald newspaper reported.

The victim discovered she had been duped when she was preparing dinner the following day and reported Mudzingwa to the police.

[Oppressor]

Who's to say that a nigger wouldn't use urine as cooking oil? There are lots of starving niggers in former Rhodesia and urine probably has some meager nutritional value.

[Alucard]

Let me get this straight. It took her to actually pour the piss before finding out it wasn't oil? Any ass knows oil by its thickeness. A blind person can shake the bottle and hear whether its water or oil.

Fucking niggers are too stupid for words.

[toecutter73]

Why didn't the nigger add some shit and sell it as Jenkem?

[niggersarelowlife]

A few months back didn't some nigger try to sell piss in a bottle as beer?

Dumb monkey piss is to take a bath in.

-nigwhip-nigwhip

[Alucard]

Nigger bath in cattle urine so I am shocked they would actually be upset with cooking with human urine.