Niggers and Greyhound buses?

[Sad_clown]

I live in OKC and I'm planning to take a trip to Utah on Greyhound. Is there any kind of infestation with Greyhounds I should know about? Anything within that price range (86 bucks per ticket for a week or more early) that wouldn't be infested with nigs?

[Berserker]

Greyhound busses are completely niggerfuxated. The bus stations are nigger ridden hell holes.
Believe me, when I was a youth before I joined the service I traveled on Greyhound quite a bit.

If you don't mind the overwhelming stench of urine on a 12 hour bus ride, nigger babble on sail-fones, getting mad dogged by nigger bucks... just really bad tnb.
It's been 10 years since I've been on a Greyhound bus I cant expect it's improved in any way but only gotten worse.

Now I drive or take the Amtrak. Screw flying.
If I absolutely had to I would take the Greyhound again but I'd do it with protection and a lot of situational awareness, gnomesayin?
:thup
Rethink your options and be careful. Look into Amtrak, might be a bit more pricey but you'll have far less tnb.

[Sad_clown]

Greyhound busses are completely niggerfuxated. The bus stations are nigger ridden hell holes.
Believe me, when I was a youth before I joined the service I traveled on Greyhound quite a bit.

If you don't mind the overwhelming stench of urine on a 12 hour bus ride, nigger babble on sail-fones, getting mad dogged by nigger bucks... just really bad tnb.
It's been 10 years since I've been on a Greyhound bus I cant expect it's improved in any way but only gotten worse.

Now I drive or take the Amtrak. Screw flying.
If I absolutely had to I would take the Greyhound again but I'd do it with protection and a lot of situational awareness, gnomesayin?
:thup
Rethink your options and be careful. Look into Amtrak, might be a bit more pricey but you'll have far less tnb.
That's a train, right? I'm willing to put up with niggershines. See, this is a long distance relationship thing going on. If you wanna know my life story I'll send you a message. Haha. But, working at a gas station and my 2nd income (Hint: It's a job that draws the ladies and is only done once a month and 2 weeks in the summer time (except, being in my situation I get to go for 12+ this summer and did 10 last) so yeah...) isn't that much money in my pocket, even considering the fact with my 2nd job I make more than most people in my shoes... Considering I'm an 18 year old high school student as well... Yeah. I want to make this as cheap as possible and putting up with niggers is worth it. I've been threw worse... :lol

[Berserker]

That's a train, right? I'm willing to put up with niggershines. See, this is a long distance relationship thing going on. If you wanna know my life story I'll send you a message. Haha. But, working at a gas station and my 2nd income (Hint: It's a job that draws the ladies and is only done once a month and 2 weeks in the summer time (except, being in my situation I get to go for 12+ this summer and did 10 last) so yeah...) isn't that much money in my pocket, even considering the fact with my 2nd job I make more than most people in my shoes... Considering I'm an 18 year old high school student as well... Yeah. I want to make this as cheap as possible and putting up with niggers is worth it. I've been threw worse... :lol

So your on a budget mate. Gotcha.
What is the distance?

If you have to take Greyhound try to schedule a route with the least amount of stops possible for one, and here is a list of tips. Remember I haven't been on one in years so things could be different, dont take my word for it but... yeah.

Dont linger at night in the stations during rest stops.
Travel lightly, take just a backpack if possible and always have it on you *Never leave it*.
Take up two seats if possible for as long as possible, only allow a fellow human sit next to you
*like a little old lady, old man, cute girl, etc*. You paid for the trip and as far as I am concerned you can choose whoever the fuck you want to sit next to.
Bring Vick's vaporub to put up your nose to block out nigger stenches and foul odors *You will smell some ungodly things*.
Bring sunglasses, wear them. Don't make eye contact with niggers, don't acknowledge them if you can help it. Judge the situation and act accordingly.
Don't flash money. Wrap your change so it doesn't jingle *niggers will hit you up constantly*.
Don't sit in the back of the bus as thats where niggers dwell.
Sit up front in the vision of the bus driver and camera.
Try to sit among a group of humans, away from screaming children and screaming niggers.
Bring alcohol wipes *this will become self explanatory*.
Bring an ipod to tune out the niggerbabble.
Make friends with the bus driver.
Dont draw attention to yourself.
If you use your cellphone dont let anyone else use it, especially niggers when they try to bully you.
Just say it's a prepaid and you have to watch your minutes. Niggers are notorious in making drug deals off of other peoples Sail Fones.
If you smoke just take out one smoke at a time, don't flash your pack *niggers will hit you up*.
Bring some kind of protection like pepper spray *use your own judgment* and keep it in your pack out of site.
Bring some snacks and drinks in your backpack so you don't waste money *bus stations are notoriously not maintained and the vending equipment steals your cash*.

Most importantly make sure you buy a round trip ticket. Greyhound is niggerfuxated beyond belief and you'll likely see many a sheboon working behind the counter.
If you buy a round trip and for some reason like a nigger bus driver is late you can always get home, just make a fuss at the desk. They have to honor a round trip ticket.
Make sure your gf and your family both have the information and schedule.
Enjoy an adventure bud.
:lol

[Murde. R. Monkey]

Let me put it this way. I rode greyhound just once in my life. Just once.

[Placentia Jackscoon]

I done has lil tyrone scrub it out with dey ajax cleanser. I be bisee on Valentine's Day,:wddy

[JiveAss]

Pack heat!

[Overgold]

Wow!
I think Berserker covered about everything. I take the greyhound at least once a month. Grand Rapids to Ann Arbor and back. Two cities that have humans riding the bus. But we are inbetween Muskegon and Detroit and the fucking niggers are always riding between the two cities. I pretend to sleep and keep a large backpack in the seat next to me and I keep one arm in the straps so no nigs try to steal it. I've had some god conversations with humans on the bus. But while I was pretending to sleep on the bus just today, I missed my chance and a cute girl walked past me. I would have held my backpack on my lap for hours to have her next to me.

One more thing... pack your own toilet paper. Those thieving nigs take it from the bathroom or they piss right on the roll.

[xexanoth]

when I was 17-21 I used to do all sorts of traveling across the country on Greyhound, I went to all the states except Alaska, Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont and of course Hawaii, anyway back then there werent that many coons on the buses and I met a lot of interesting people, before I came to Mexico I went on a trip to see an old friend in Texas, and goddamn it was full of TNB loud niggers, smelly niggers, "intellectual" niggers, fat niggers, slow niggers (only kind amirite?) etc. there was a moment on the bus where a nigger was explaining that his name was Devarios (spelled D-E-V-A-R-I-O-S) but pronounced Day-Vary-Us where I thought "what the hell man just knock the driver out, and head over the cliff youll be in the history books" I swear this nigger talked about his name for at least 30 minutes, and there was a wigger in front of me that kept doing the head bob thing and straightening his cap every 5 seconds, if you go on a Greyhound its at your own peril.

[Greatmcwhite]

The 'hound always has an assortment of characters - pimps & ho's, trannys, addicts, but also some funny white guys and girls. My pal got laid on the one cross-country I took 30 years ago. There were annoying nigger chilluns on there as well. My knees were being battered by a sprog jumping around for 200 miles, so I held the seat when it tried to recline after a stop. The little bastard could not figure out why the seat wouldn't work.

:toe:toe:toe:toe

[Pale Rider]

I'm the same as you Murdie, I done the Grayhound thing ONE time during my life, never again.

[CharcoalBriquette]

Last time I took greyhound was 15 years ago, Los Angeles to Salt Lake City. When we arrived in Las Vegas, we unboarded an hour to get dinner. The DEA swarmed the bus and arrested a nigger and his sheboon -- they were smuggling a couple pounds of weed.

[BALROG]

I took greyhound 20 years ago from California to Florida. There was definitely some niggershines but I met some really cool humans as well. YMMV

[Gallóglaigh]

Took a Grey Hound trip once. Just once.

Never again.

This was in July 2000 and it was a TNB overload.

On the way home, this little blonde girl, about 18 or 19 I'd guess, made it a point to sit near me and my wife because niggers were constantly trying to muh dikk her. About 2 AM this nasty looking ghetto goblin sat next to her , in front of me, and was hassling her for her phone number and email. She told him twice to leave her alone before I stood up and grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and growled at him "listen you dumb porch monkey, she told you to leave her the fuck alone". He made the usual "my bad I be sorry" and slinked up toward the front of the bus. No nap for me that night. I stayed awake and vigilant for TNB.

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate niggers?

[Mobutumonkey]

when I was 17-21 I used to do all sorts of traveling across the country on Greyhound, I went to all the states except Alaska, Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont and of course Hawaii, anyway back then there werent that many coons on the buses and I met a lot of interesting people, before I came to Mexico I went on a trip to see an old friend in Texas, and goddamn it was full of TNB loud niggers, smelly niggers, "intellectual" niggers, fat niggers, slow niggers (only kind amirite?) etc. there was a moment on the bus where a nigger was explaining that his name was Devarios (spelled D-E-V-A-R-I-O-S) but pronounced Day-Vary-Us where I thought "what the hell man just knock the driver out, and head over the cliff youll be in the history books" I swear this nigger talked about his name for at least 30 minutes, and there was a wigger in front of me that kept doing the head bob thing and straightening his cap every 5 seconds, if you go on a Greyhound its at your own peril.

That Devarios fool, makes me laugh, Apes can entertain, kind of like your own version of a tea party. I myself if I was feeling bold would "Nigger sit yourself down, because no one gives a shit". I mean only a nigger would be dumb enough to be proud of a ghetto ass name like that.