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blackmetal84
05-27-2008, 12:29 PM
After a long absence I'm back, and with many tales to share. Here are a few:

~A few days ago, I was at work with my assistant manager, and we were bored out of our skulls. It was dead, and there was no one walking around the mall. We were just fucking around and then these two huge nigger sows come rumbling into our store screeching as loudly as they can and keekeeking. My asst manager and I ignored them as long as we could, until one of them brought a shoe up to us and ax'ed fo it in her size (12 ladies mind you.) Of course we didn't have it and she just walked away. Me and my asst manager thought we were in the clear at this point, but no sir, the other sow she was with takes the same shoe and ax'es fo it in the same size! We told her we didn't have it, since her friend just asked for it in that size too. She chimps out and starts calling us "rayciss" and they just walk out.

Here's a better story than the last, but it still gets worse. It always gets worse.

~Over this weekend I am pretty sick and I barely dragged my ass to work in the first place. I got to work with my niggerlover coworker all weekend which was a treat. We had just got some down time from being fairly busy and in walks the filthy, tall, lanky nigger buck about the age of 20-21 in human years. He smelled so bad that even standing about 5-10 feet away you could still smell old malt liquor, pot, and what I thought was fried chicken. To try to get him out of the store I took a more aggressive approach: I wouldn't leave him alone. I would constantly bother him and see if he was "doing ok" or "needed to see something" just so he would get the hell out and quit niggering up my store. Of course my niggerloving coworker decided she wanted to talk to the nigger, and I get super pissed because I want the damn dirty ape out of my store. I hatched a plan. I took my coworkers cell phone and put it in the backroom as far away as I could, called it from my cell, and let it ring so she would go get her precious phone. When she went to find it I called security on the work phone and got the down there saying i needed them to just walk through the store. The second security got there the nig bolted. Apparently he was caught on camera a few weeks ago stealing from some stores and wasn't allowed back in the mall.

filthy fucking niggers must :hng

I will be back with more.

Fireblade14
05-27-2008, 12:46 PM
Good thinking with that plan in the second story. I hope your nigger loving co-worker also heard the truth about what that nigger was really up to.

Justin Igger
05-27-2008, 12:50 PM
There's nothing like ghetto stink to ruin a persons day.

skillet
05-27-2008, 04:29 PM
The Al Bundy postings!! cool, I sure did miss those Blackmetal!! I don't honestly know how you stand it, I really don't. Dealing with all those hooves day in and day out

Black Plague
05-28-2008, 12:52 AM
rolfl great work Al !

Glad to see you back, i enjoyed your posts at NM !