Odin88
09-14-2008, 04:20 PM
Not to piss anyone off who enjoys that genre or that band, but last night at work this guy played the most god-awful frigging "music" I have ever heard.
The whiny new age moaning emo bullshit. He was all excited to play us the live disc from Lollapalooza a few years back.
Christ almighty what a wretched, wailing nightmare! This moaning homo was practically sucking off the microphone while vocally ejaculating this unintelligible emo slop. I could barely understand the words over the synthesizer out-of-sync drumbeats andd odd electronic beeps and screeches. From what little I could get it sounded mostly like "IIIIMMMMM GOOOOIIINNNGGG DOOOOWWNNNNN IIII WAAANNNNNTTT TOOOOO GOOOOO OOOOOUUUUTTT."
It was mopey, faggoty and more depressing than annoying. I was thinking as I listened to this musical abortion that I would prefer to stick my face in the deep fryer than listen to one more moment of this shit and that someone needs to get the lead "singer" a fucking shotgun so he can paint the ceiling with his brains and end his chronic depression. Also, he looks like a drowned muppet that has just been gang-fucked by a herd of rhinos.
As we were leaving and that 90 decibel mess was finally turned off the little emo douchebag said "That shit is awesome! Want me to burn you a copy?"
After an ass-busting 13 hour day at work and 2 hours of listening to some screeching, limp wristed emo ass monkey bemoan his existence, I looked at the kid and said. "I would rather remove my own nipples with a fucking belt sander while getting cornholed with a splintered 2x4 than ever listen to that goddamn tripe again! Tomorrow night you guys get to listen to the Blue Eyed Devils and Angry Aryans. I hope you enjoy them even more than I enjoyed your selections tonight."
He got a little huffy and stopped talking to me. I'm sure he went home and painted his fingernails black and burned some incense or some other faggoty shit. Can't wait for work tonight! Lets see how they enjoy "Still Just A Nigger" at full volume......
The whiny new age moaning emo bullshit. He was all excited to play us the live disc from Lollapalooza a few years back.
Christ almighty what a wretched, wailing nightmare! This moaning homo was practically sucking off the microphone while vocally ejaculating this unintelligible emo slop. I could barely understand the words over the synthesizer out-of-sync drumbeats andd odd electronic beeps and screeches. From what little I could get it sounded mostly like "IIIIMMMMM GOOOOIIINNNGGG DOOOOWWNNNNN IIII WAAANNNNNTTT TOOOOO GOOOOO OOOOOUUUUTTT."
It was mopey, faggoty and more depressing than annoying. I was thinking as I listened to this musical abortion that I would prefer to stick my face in the deep fryer than listen to one more moment of this shit and that someone needs to get the lead "singer" a fucking shotgun so he can paint the ceiling with his brains and end his chronic depression. Also, he looks like a drowned muppet that has just been gang-fucked by a herd of rhinos.
As we were leaving and that 90 decibel mess was finally turned off the little emo douchebag said "That shit is awesome! Want me to burn you a copy?"
After an ass-busting 13 hour day at work and 2 hours of listening to some screeching, limp wristed emo ass monkey bemoan his existence, I looked at the kid and said. "I would rather remove my own nipples with a fucking belt sander while getting cornholed with a splintered 2x4 than ever listen to that goddamn tripe again! Tomorrow night you guys get to listen to the Blue Eyed Devils and Angry Aryans. I hope you enjoy them even more than I enjoyed your selections tonight."
He got a little huffy and stopped talking to me. I'm sure he went home and painted his fingernails black and burned some incense or some other faggoty shit. Can't wait for work tonight! Lets see how they enjoy "Still Just A Nigger" at full volume......