Hey Guys: Do you want to smell like a nigger?

[Panzer]

I didn't think so, but if you did, apparently all you have to do is use new Old Spice Swagger. I just saw a commercial for this stuff last night with LL Fool J, another arrogant fucking nigger that the geniuses on Madison Avenue suppose is just the thing to get us to buy their product. So I suppose we're all supposed to say, "Wow! If niggers like it, it must be really good shit!" I don't think so. Fucking niggers.

Panzer

[ANH]

It must smell like a comination of shit, KFC, nigger sweat, urine, warm Colt 45. and Kool cigarette butts. I can see where a sheboon would be attracted.

[Alucard]

Just roll in shit, bathe in cattle urine and then drink 40's and you'll smell identical to a nigger.

[SST]

I think there already is a nigger based scent. It is called Liquid Ass.

[Niggerologist]

Marketing people keep making this mistake over and over. They're usually young guys who buy into the propaganda about niggers being "cool" and they see what they think is an untapped market with lots of potential. So they incorporate niggers into their advertising, figuring they'll capture the nigger market and along with all the whites who think niggers are cool.

Surprise, surprise. Most humans would never say it out loud but they find niggers revolting, and making an association between your product and niggers just convinces people that it's a low class, low quality product. The niggers don't have jobs, so they're not going to help your sales -- if they like your product they'll just shoplift. Just like WaMu bank with the cool nigger and the naked white bankers in a pen, anyone who associates their product with "nigger cool" is going to see their stock take a nosedive.

[CoonTownYT]

Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

I used to be a huge fan of Old Spice, as some of you may have noticed from a previous avatar of mine :lol. That is, until niggerloving company Proctor & Gamble took it over. They reformulated the beloved, classic juice and made it smell totally different but claimed they didn't change it. Old Spice used to be owned by Shulton and created the timeless fragrance that we're all familiar with and brings back fond memories of our fathers or grandfathers. Now the P&G fuckers are coming out with these stupid nigger-endorsed fragrances and they all smell like shit (how ironic). They even put Old Spice in a PLASTIC bottle, WTF?!?

FUCK YOU, Proctor & Gamble!

[SoopaFly]

I didn't think so, but if you did, apparently all you have to do is use new Old Spice Swagger. I just saw a commercial for this stuff last night with LL Fool J, another arrogant fucking nigger that the geniuses on Madison Avenue suppose is just the thing to get us to buy their product. So I suppose we're all supposed to say, "Wow! If niggers like it, it must be really good shit!" I don't think so. Fucking niggers.

Panzer

Hey, thanks for the warning! That's another product I won't spend my money on now.

:fling

[Undertow]

Marketing people keep making this mistake over and over. They're usually young guys who buy into the propaganda about niggers being "cool" and they see what they think is an untapped market with lots of potential. So they incorporate niggers into their advertising, figuring they'll capture the nigger market and along with all the whites who think niggers are cool.

Surprise, surprise. Most humans would never say it out loud but they find niggers revolting, and making an association between your product and niggers just convinces people that it's a low class, low quality product.

Look at Tommy Hilfiger clothing. No way in hell I would be caught dead in that, neither would any self-respecting White man. If niggers have an affiliation with a certain product line, I want nothing to do with it. That is true for most people as well.

My brother told me once that Hilfinger told Oprah that he wouldn't have made his clothes if he knew it was going to be marketed to niggers. I am not sure if he used the word nigger or not though. I will have to ask him about that.