Odin88
05-26-2008, 01:35 PM
Yesterday a childhood friend called me up and asked if I wanted to come to her daughter's birthday party. I've known Katie since 1987 when we were 10 so I said sure. After the party a local hotel pool, we all drove out the the little town we grew up in where her parents still lived.
We lit a nice little bonfire, grilled steaks, ( how they came out perfectly with 15 beers in my guts, I'll never know- maybe I'm just that fucking good...HA!)
Creedence Clearwater Revival on the stereo, 80 degrees out- perfect.
Katie's daughter wanted to ride the 110cc 4-wheeler her granddad bought her. One of our friends has a little sister who grew up to be a coalburner and her 4 year half-niglet was there. The little yard ape was running around hooting and screeching.... Katie's little girl got on the 4-wheeler and fired it up. Being only 6 and not very experience, she gunned it and took off down the driveway- directly at the monkey.....
She didn't even tap the brakes- just plowed into him at full speed. Honestly, she FLATTENED THE LITTLE FUCKER! Not wanting offend some of my oldest friends, I kept the laughter iinside. They ran over to see if he was okay.
He had a dirty tread mark from his crotch all the way to his face. jesus christ it was the funniest thing I have ever seen. The niglet looks like Buckwheat, except with a shaved head. He didn't really get hurt because the ATV is so small it can't weigh more than 75 pounds. But the sight of a beautiful little white girl mowing down a nigger on her little 4-wheeler was FUCKING PRICELESS.
We lit a nice little bonfire, grilled steaks, ( how they came out perfectly with 15 beers in my guts, I'll never know- maybe I'm just that fucking good...HA!)
Creedence Clearwater Revival on the stereo, 80 degrees out- perfect.
Katie's daughter wanted to ride the 110cc 4-wheeler her granddad bought her. One of our friends has a little sister who grew up to be a coalburner and her 4 year half-niglet was there. The little yard ape was running around hooting and screeching.... Katie's little girl got on the 4-wheeler and fired it up. Being only 6 and not very experience, she gunned it and took off down the driveway- directly at the monkey.....
She didn't even tap the brakes- just plowed into him at full speed. Honestly, she FLATTENED THE LITTLE FUCKER! Not wanting offend some of my oldest friends, I kept the laughter iinside. They ran over to see if he was okay.
He had a dirty tread mark from his crotch all the way to his face. jesus christ it was the funniest thing I have ever seen. The niglet looks like Buckwheat, except with a shaved head. He didn't really get hurt because the ATV is so small it can't weigh more than 75 pounds. But the sight of a beautiful little white girl mowing down a nigger on her little 4-wheeler was FUCKING PRICELESS.