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Odin88
05-25-2008, 04:50 PM
I took the train to DC last month. Across the isle was a handicapped sheboon. She was about 59-60 years old and smelled like ass. Just before it got dark that first night she went to the restroom and put on her nightgown. (Creepy) She had a little nest of blankets and pillows, taking up both seats...

Early the next morning about 7AM I wake up and the first thing I see is her scooting off the seat. Her nightgown pulled and there in it's glory was her, um area, exposed for all the world to see. God in heaven, it looked like a roast beef sandwich stood on end with a goatee.... See looked at me and smiled and said, I shit you not- "You like dat?"

Being a gentleman, I said nothing. But I immediately went directly to the lounge car and bought 8 small bottles of vodka, 3 cans of orange juice asked the employee for the biggest styrofoam cup he had. He had none, but after I related what I had just seen, he gave me his personal mug- one of those gigantic soda mugs you get a the gas station. I made the largest Screwdriver in history and spent the next few hours in the observation car, wishing I had not seen a baboon's vagina at dawn....

toecutter73
05-25-2008, 05:07 PM
Odin, my sympathies go to you for having to endure such a horrific sight. The sheboon was most likely displaying some sort of nigger mating ritual. Muh Pussy.

Whiteman's Burden
05-25-2008, 05:29 PM
Odin you are a better man than I...I would have skipped the orange juice.:puke

Who the hell puts on "sleepwear" on Amtrak?

Over a decade ago I made the Amtrak pilgrimage from Fort Lauderdale to Philly. It took 22 hours and I think I changed my shirt.

There are two people I feel sorry for;

1) Odin88 for having that burnt into your memory and,

2) The unfortunate soul that sat in the sheboons seat after she left. The sheboon sounds like a prime candidate for UTI crap and the next person touching the cushion.....excuse me.....:puke:puke:puke

nutnice
05-25-2008, 06:26 PM
I would've taken Drano and cyanide if I'd had to see such
an abomination.

:rsp

The Bobster
05-25-2008, 06:58 PM
That thing probably had more miles on it than an interstate.

Fireblade14
05-25-2008, 08:04 PM
Oh man, you have my sympathies.. I don't even want to BEGIN to draw a mental picture of that.

Alucard
05-25-2008, 08:11 PM
Consider yourself lucky. It is normal for niggers not to be potty trained. I'm surprised she didn't squat down and take a shit and used her seat as toilet paper.

grindgay
05-26-2008, 12:55 AM
You like dat? Yea I also like knitting needles stuck through my eyes.

Justin Igger
05-26-2008, 02:56 AM
Niggers are the most despicable, disgusting, foul creatures on this earth.

No one should have to live with that memory.

Taylor
05-26-2008, 01:42 PM
Odin, I recommend that you see a good psychiatrist. There's no telling how this might resurface at a later date and totally fuck you up.

Maleficarum
05-26-2008, 01:47 PM
Oh my god I think I'm gonna puke!