Odin88
05-25-2008, 04:50 PM
I took the train to DC last month. Across the isle was a handicapped sheboon. She was about 59-60 years old and smelled like ass. Just before it got dark that first night she went to the restroom and put on her nightgown. (Creepy) She had a little nest of blankets and pillows, taking up both seats...
Early the next morning about 7AM I wake up and the first thing I see is her scooting off the seat. Her nightgown pulled and there in it's glory was her, um area, exposed for all the world to see. God in heaven, it looked like a roast beef sandwich stood on end with a goatee.... See looked at me and smiled and said, I shit you not- "You like dat?"
Being a gentleman, I said nothing. But I immediately went directly to the lounge car and bought 8 small bottles of vodka, 3 cans of orange juice asked the employee for the biggest styrofoam cup he had. He had none, but after I related what I had just seen, he gave me his personal mug- one of those gigantic soda mugs you get a the gas station. I made the largest Screwdriver in history and spent the next few hours in the observation car, wishing I had not seen a baboon's vagina at dawn....
Early the next morning about 7AM I wake up and the first thing I see is her scooting off the seat. Her nightgown pulled and there in it's glory was her, um area, exposed for all the world to see. God in heaven, it looked like a roast beef sandwich stood on end with a goatee.... See looked at me and smiled and said, I shit you not- "You like dat?"
Being a gentleman, I said nothing. But I immediately went directly to the lounge car and bought 8 small bottles of vodka, 3 cans of orange juice asked the employee for the biggest styrofoam cup he had. He had none, but after I related what I had just seen, he gave me his personal mug- one of those gigantic soda mugs you get a the gas station. I made the largest Screwdriver in history and spent the next few hours in the observation car, wishing I had not seen a baboon's vagina at dawn....