Chimpout Nigger World Atlas, Page 41: Russian Federation

[Coach Coon]

Russian Federation

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Population: 141,927,297 humans, minus an estimated 40-70,000 niggers
Ethnic Groups: Russians, Turkics, Asians... 0.05% nigger!
Capital: Moscow
Main Industries: Oil, aerospace hardware, Communism, suicidal novelists
Languages: Russian, 27 co-official languages

The history of niggers in Russia began when Tsar Peter the Great huffed a mushroom and decided to adopt a pet nigger from the Turkish slave market in 1704. Abram Petrovitch (son of Peter) became the first documented spearchucker in the Empire and the last nigger to live in the Kremlin without a bucket and a mop.

Two centuries later Tsar Nicholas II purchased two uppity-looking coons whose job was to stand at attention by his chamber doors night and day, wearing elaborate turbans and ceremonial swords and opening and closing to anyone in grandiose fashion.

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Arguably a far worthier use for niggers in the early 1900s than the Americans had decided.

In 1917 the tsar and his wife, children, court physician, maid and pet dog were murdered and the Soviet Union was born. Communism, holding niggers in high regard as the oppressed laborers of Western capitalists, allowed their importation to begin in earnest.

The Soviets played no small hand in the disaster of decolonizing Apefreaka, managing to convince the niggers that they could control their own fate and giving them the weapons and training to do so. Tens of thousands of niggers flooded Soviet skoos on political scholarships. Ejucamation failed to help the niggers as rather than imparting with Russian science and technology they simply fired their simian brains with Communist "fuk YT, we beez oppressed an sheit" ideology and returned home more apelike and violent than before.

The Soviets were not completely insane, however. Africoons had a gubmint curfew at 8 pm, explaining the lack of niggerfuxation, and citizenship requirements were tightened as a noose around niggers – so much so that after 90 years, Russia's nigger population remains smaller than Norway's.

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Marxist nigger on a postage stamp, two years before the USSR collapsed

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Privet, muhfuggas!

Differing somewhat from the above, today's Russian niggers live in constant fear in a country with at least one skinhead for every nigger. 50% of Moscow's nigger metro passengers reported getting physically attacked in the past, making the Moskovsky metropoliten one of the safest in the world for humans. To survive, niggers commonly avoid public transit and return to their huts, hoods or bridges by the old Soviet curfew of 8 pm. Getting called a "sagbo" or "chorniy" (nigger) is so commonplace that even most niggers don't report it.

Not that anybody in Russia would give a shit about niggers. Said one nigger in an article published in the Globe and Mail (Ebonics lost in translation):

"I run faster from the police than I do from the skinheads. Once I went to a police station to make a complaint, and the duty officer said: 'Why are you here, Mr. Nigger? We don't have any bananas here.'"

:chmpt

The number of niggers pursuing higher ejucamation in Russia has plummeted. Africoon "students" attracted to Russia's free universities (gibs me dat) now prefer to swim to Cuba or India instead. Predictably, most "prominent Afro-Russians" are feetsball and basketball niggers.

In short, Russia is one of the last countries in the world where being a nigger is very much something to hide. So if you need some time off from roving packs of wild niggers in New Africa, book your flight to Rossiya-Matushka and leave your pepper spray and stockwhip at home.

[Dwight Mansburden]

Great contribution Coach Coon! thumbsup

I started laughing with this: "...The history of niggers in Russia began when Tsar Peter the Great huffed a mushroom and decided to adopt a pet nigger from the Turkish slave market in 1704. Abram Petrovitch (son of Peter) became the first documented spearchucker in the Empire and the last nigger to live in the Kremlin without a bucket and a mop..." and kept on laughing all the way thru it.

Good job! :lol:lol

[Exterminanegros]

Excellent post Coach Coon! We need some good news now and then!

[nutnice]

Good post, interesting choice of topic!

[ANH]

What does a shitskin trying to speak Russian sound like? It boggles the mind.

[Kilth]

At first I was wondering about this post, but it turned out to be a good read.
Thank you.

:coffee

[Bunny violence]

ha ha ha. Love it. Downright commendable.

[E5Grunt]

"I run faster from the police than I do from the skinheads. Once I went to a police station to make a complaint, and the duty officer said: 'Why are you here, Mr. Nigger? We don't have any bananas here.'"


:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

[Tyrell Latreece Jackson]

Yur a funny dude,way to do it.:lol

[Baboon]

In 1717, Gannibal was taken to Paris to continue an education in the arts, sciences and warfare. By then he was fluent in several languages and knew mathematics and geometry. He fought with the forces of Louis XV of France against those of Louis' uncle Philip V of Spain and rose to the rank of captain. It was during his time in France that Gannibal adopted his surname in honor of the Carthaginian general Hannibal (Gannibal being the traditional transliteration of the name in Russian). In Paris he met and befriended such Enlightenment figures as Denis Diderot, the Baron de Montesquieu and Voltaire. (This claim by his biographer Hugh Barnes is disputed by reviewer Andrew Kahn.[5]) Voltaire called Gannibal the "dark star of the Enlightenment".[6]

Who believes this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abram_Petrovich_Gannibal


The Soviets played no small hand in the disaster of decolonizing Apefreaka, managing to convince the niggers that they could control their own fate and giving them the weapons and training to do so. Tens of thousands of niggers flooded Soviet skoos on political scholarships. Ejucamation failed to help the niggers as rather than imparting with Russian science and technology they simply fired their simian brains with Communist "fuk YT, we beez oppressed an sheit" ideology and returned home more apelike and violent than before.


This is more realistic. Also, look at Russian speaking niggers. They beez funny.

[Uncle Tom Ashmore]

:geek Great Job!

[Baboon]

Two centuries later Tsar Nicholas II purchased two uppity-looking coons whose job was to stand at attention by his chamber doors night and day, wearing elaborate turbans and ceremonial swords and opening and closing to anyone in grandiose fashion.

I don't get this "import the oriental stuff" trend. Not to mention the said fruity outfit and sword is no way in hell invented and designed by niggers but muslim middleeastern folks.

[dancingbear]

QUOTE]Differing somewhat from the above, today's Russian niggers live in constant fear in a country with at least one skinhead for every nigger.[[/QUOTE] ROFL :lmao :thup

Nigger infestation and fuxation is admittedly a man-made problem. Fortunately a handful of countries are still keeping niggers under control. Humans would have been better off if nobody ever "discovered" Africa and tried to colonize, import and export niggers, and "civilize" them. The niggers would be better off because they wouldn't have to try and live by human standards, humans wouldn't have their DNA mixed with niggers and their countries ruined by them, our media would be nigger free, and islands like Haiti could have their original inhabitants.

Trying to get profit and amusement out of niggers raped everyone up the ass in the end...except Russia I guess.

[budfr]

Great post. I am quite amazed that Russia has niggers. If they are not " studying " now, why don´t they ship them back to Apefrica?? The pic with niggers in the snow with the Russian flags is disgusting.

[budfr]

QUOTE]Differing somewhat from the above, today's Russian niggers live in constant fear in a country with at least one skinhead for every nigger.[ ROFL :lmao :thup

Nigger infestation and fuxation is admittedly a man-made problem. Fortunately a handful of countries are still keeping niggers under control. Humans would have been better off if nobody ever "discovered" Africa and tried to colonize, import and export niggers, and "civilize" them. The niggers would be better off because they wouldn't have to try and live by human standards, humans wouldn't have their DNA mixed with niggers and their countries ruined by them, our media would be nigger free, and islands like Haiti could have their original inhabitants.

Trying to get profit and amusement out of niggers raped everyone up the ass in the end...except Russia I guess.[/QUOTE]

You are absolutely right. :horn

[O8ers]

Not that anybody in Russia would give a shit about niggers. Said one nigger in an article published in the Globe and Mail (Ebonics lost in translation):

"I run faster from the police than I do from the skinheads. Once I went to a police station to make a complaint, and the duty officer said: 'Why are you here, Mr. Nigger? We don't have any bananas here.'"
:lmao

[AntiNig]

'Why are you here, Mr. Nigger? We don't have any bananas here.'"



I almost pissed myself.

[Gypshun]

Great post! :rofl :rofl

[Panzer Ace]

Great read! I have never been to Russia, but there are aspects of the culture I definitely admire. Its good to see that there are places where people are not burdened with large nigger populations.

[JakeManson]

Thanks for this. It is interesting to me because my familty is from there. There are some niggeres in St. Petersburg - mainly either athletes or or rich beverly Hills type chimps preying on russian chics - but they have to stay in well protected areas of town and usually need hired muscle for protection. If they wind up alone in the wrong part of town, the skinheads skin them alive.:darwin

[fastfission]

The Slavic countries in particular know exactly what niggers are and niggers are not welcome there. This is made plain to any nigger who sets foot in them. My wife is Serbian and reports that Serbia remains blissfully free of niggers and is likely to remain so and the local population are under no illusions about the subhuman nature of the nigger. Consequently niggers are not imported or made welcome unlike here in London where they receive free council flats and money in proportion to the amount of niglets they breed...

[Crashdown]

"I run faster from the police than I do from the skinheads. Once I went to a police station to make a complaint, and the duty officer said: 'Why are you here, Mr. Nigger? We don't have any bananas here.'"

I've never met a Russian cop but I like them already.

[Enforcer]

I never cared much for Russia, but I'm thinking about cutting them some slack. :petGreat post!

[SnowDog]

Russian immigrants also have a low tolerance for monkeyshines. Here, we have an older neighborhood that's home to a lot of elderly Jews who aren't exactly well-off. Just to the south, is a niggerfuxated shithole of a Coontown. There used to be a lot of crime from these jaboons coming to harass and rob the older people, and the young Yeshiva students.

When the Russians also moved in, the jaboonery stopped. If some shitskin came into the neighborhood to commit TNB, the Russians would go to Coontown with ball bats to teach these apes some manners. They learned to stay away pretty quickly.

[Martijn]

Most of niggers here are "refugees" and some of them officially work as french-language "teachers", but in actual fact most of them are drug dealers , in 90's Heroin was called "chernyi"(Black in russian) because majority of heroin was sold by Nigerians (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OKprOlDEYA).

[Negrandrothal]

I've never met a race of people so globally identical. Its as if there was one pattern and every one of them were cast from it. No matter where you go on planet earth, a nigger is the same. The cliche just pisses niggers off but fuck man, why it escapes them to see themselves from the perspective of a mirror just amplifies their ignorance.

There isn't a single place on earth where a nigger isn't living on some sort of white welfare and all I hear is how they wish the white man was extinct. How would they eat?

I can't advocate violence in this forum but I can suggest that maybe, just maybe, the solution is to "stop feeding them"? A person can only live so long with out food, right?

[Jeff]

I've never met a race of people so globally identical. Its as if there was one pattern and every one of them were cast from it. No matter where you go on planet earth, a nigger is the same. The cliche just pisses niggers off but fuck man, why it escapes them to see themselves from the perspective of a mirror just amplifies their ignorance.

There isn't a single place on earth where a nigger isn't living on some sort of white welfare and all I hear is how they wish the white man was extinct. How would they eat?

I can't advocate violence in this forum but I can suggest that maybe, just maybe, the solution is to "stop feeding them"? A person can only live so long with out food, right?

great idea

[JiveAss]

I hope Boo Berry reads this. He would laugh his ass off!

[Screw_Globalism]

The Slavic countries in particular know exactly what niggers are and niggers are not welcome there. This is made plain to any nigger who sets foot in them. My wife is Serbian and reports that Serbia remains blissfully free of niggers and is likely to remain so and the local population are under no illusions about the subhuman nature of the nigger. Consequently niggers are not imported or made welcome unlike here in London where they receive free council flats and money in proportion to the amount of niglets they breed...

Amen to that , I'm a Housing Benefit officer in the East Midlands , mainly fucking Afri / Jamaicoons we deal with , with a heavy sprinkling of Pakistanis & Iraqis. I'm also part Ukrainian , nigs would be torn apart with bare hands in Slav countries if they chimped out , you DO NOT fuck with them !!

[Tyrell Latreece Jackson]

Niggers just look totally out of place in snow suits, while it's snowing.


:yt

[Fatseal]

Most fun nigger i ve seen is a Siberian nigger. He live in West Siberia with russian wife and 6 children, so this nigger live in small village surrounded with forest. He collects mushrooms and berries , keeps a big farm yard with chickens and bees. So even in cold enviroument niggers can survive.

[General Skeptic]

Most fun nigger i ve seen is a Siberian nigger. He live in West Siberia with russian wife and 6 children, so this nigger live in small village surrounded with forest. He collects mushrooms and berries , keeps a big farm yard with chickens and bees. So even in cold enviroument niggers can survive.

That is some funny shit. I would love to see proof of that scenario. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I smell a nigger troll here.

[Ah Lubs da Watymelum]

I live in California most of the time, but right now, I'm on vacation in my home city of St Petersburg, and it is just wonderful. Not only is there an almost complete lack of niggers in day-to-day life, but practically everyone here is a born Chimper. It also helps that our women are pretty decent-looking. :cff

[Eoppen]

"I run faster from the police than I do from the skinheads. Once I went to a police station to make a complaint, and the duty officer said: 'Why are you here, Mr. Nigger? We don't have any bananas here.'"


So their theme song is "Yes We Have No Bananas?"

Seriously, someone should have taken Tsar Peter aside and explained to him the consequences of importing feral wild animals to a non-native environment. Either that, or interested him in something nicer. Rabid dingos, maybe.