Reformed
10-05-2010, 12:32 AM
These Golden Corral commercials drive me nuts.
Fat Magical Nigger, standing next to her fat buck, asks a perfectly demographically balanced pack of patsies "We could really go for some shrimp tonight, who's got em?"
The patsies get caught in nets.
"All for around 10 bucks!"
The groidle will not go to Golden unless it is 10 dollars or less. You cheap Cosby Show fronting motherfuckers! In nice clothes, chemically whitened and veneered teeth, and you are saying...
"I don't care about the freshness or healthfulness or quality of da skrimps! Girl, I just needz me some...CHEAP!"
Sidenote, I hate it when you go to a place for Mexican or Italian or Chinese or whatever and some dopey schmuck orders a cheeseburger. Really, what was the point of that, smart guy?
Anyhow, the commercial finishes by showing the big fat buck, who has just got to be pushing 300, and a close up with fried shrimp with a dopey voiceover saying Golden Corral is all you can eat.
OF COURSE!
The only time I went to Golden Corral it was decidely mediocre and markedly more than 10 bucks. Go to Perkins or Ponderosa or Old Country Buffet if you must do the family style/buffet chain restaurants.
Fat Magical Nigger, standing next to her fat buck, asks a perfectly demographically balanced pack of patsies "We could really go for some shrimp tonight, who's got em?"
The patsies get caught in nets.
"All for around 10 bucks!"
The groidle will not go to Golden unless it is 10 dollars or less. You cheap Cosby Show fronting motherfuckers! In nice clothes, chemically whitened and veneered teeth, and you are saying...
"I don't care about the freshness or healthfulness or quality of da skrimps! Girl, I just needz me some...CHEAP!"
Sidenote, I hate it when you go to a place for Mexican or Italian or Chinese or whatever and some dopey schmuck orders a cheeseburger. Really, what was the point of that, smart guy?
Anyhow, the commercial finishes by showing the big fat buck, who has just got to be pushing 300, and a close up with fried shrimp with a dopey voiceover saying Golden Corral is all you can eat.
OF COURSE!
The only time I went to Golden Corral it was decidely mediocre and markedly more than 10 bucks. Go to Perkins or Ponderosa or Old Country Buffet if you must do the family style/buffet chain restaurants.