KEEP the CHANGE
08-31-2010, 06:55 PM
Just a little story for you fellow Chimpers, I hope you find it midly amusing........
Today was a bright morning when I glanced out of my kitchen window, and
was shocked and appalled to see a male ape in my front yard!
Swinging from branch to branch of the old oak tree, he appeared perfectly
at home and, upon spotting me through the window, he hollered,
"Gibs me dat!"
Fighting nausea, I went to the vegetable bin and grabbbed a large, ripe banana.
I ran to the front door and threw it towards the now-stomping semi-semian who
had, for some reason, decided to "grace" my life with his gorilla-like presence.
I quickly shut the door to the sounds of appreciative smacking and belching
from the male ape, who devoured the banana within seconds!
The grossity of the entire episode finally overcame me, and after locking all
the doors, I hearded for the nearest toilet, where I lost my breakfast......
:gorilla
Today was a bright morning when I glanced out of my kitchen window, and
was shocked and appalled to see a male ape in my front yard!
Swinging from branch to branch of the old oak tree, he appeared perfectly
at home and, upon spotting me through the window, he hollered,
"Gibs me dat!"
Fighting nausea, I went to the vegetable bin and grabbbed a large, ripe banana.
I ran to the front door and threw it towards the now-stomping semi-semian who
had, for some reason, decided to "grace" my life with his gorilla-like presence.
I quickly shut the door to the sounds of appreciative smacking and belching
from the male ape, who devoured the banana within seconds!
The grossity of the entire episode finally overcame me, and after locking all
the doors, I hearded for the nearest toilet, where I lost my breakfast......
:gorilla