Chimpout's Nigger World Atlas, Page 12: Zambia

[nutnice]

Zambia

Location: Southern Africa
Capital: Lusaka
Population: 11,668,000
Ethnic Groups: 99% Niggers
GDP (Total): $13.025 Billion
GDP (Per Capita):$1,000
Main Industries: Jenkem

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/graphics/maps/newmaps/za-map.gif


What is now known as Zambia was inhabited since Biblical times
by successive tribes of barbaric, uncivilized niggers, such as the
Khoisan, Tonga and Nkoya. Portuguese explorer Francisco de
Lacerda was the first European to visit the area, in the 18th
century. David Livingstone explored the area in the 1850s, and in
the late 19th century, the British South Africa Company colonized
the area under the leadership of explorer Cecil Rhodes. It would
come to be known as Northern Rhodesia.

Northern Rhodesia was a prosperous, British, white-ruled colony as
part of the Federation of Rhodesia and Nyasaland. The niggers,
however, started their inevitable niggerwhine and told whitey "GIBS
MUH DATT". After years of chimpouts and nigger bullshit, the
British gave up and Northern Rhodesia became independent as
the Republic of Zambia. Despite the fact that Zambia is very rich
in minerals, the niggers, once again, turned a functional country
into a living hell of poverty, violence and decay. However, they
did succeed in creating the most important invention in nigger
history: Jenkem.

YES, ZAMBIA INVENTED JENKEM. For those of you who are
on the internet now for the first time ever, jenkem is a way
to get high which consists of putting excrement in a bottle, letting
it ferment and then huffing the ensuing gasses to get high. Here's
an excerpt on jenkem from the BBC:



They are manufacturing "Jenkem", a disgusting, noxious mixture
made from fermented sewage. It is cheap, potent and very
popular among the thousands of street-children in Lusaka. When
they cannot afford glue or are too scared to steal petrol, these
youngsters turn to Jenkem as a way of getting high.

"It lasts about an hour", says one user, 16-year-old Luke Mpande,
who prefers Jenkem to other substances.

"With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see
visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the
problems in my life."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm)

http://www.businessshrink.biz/psychologyofbusiness/images/jenkembottle.jpg
Zambia's only invention, and main industry.

LOL!!1! Leave it to the wild, feral niggers to suddenly become
brilliant inventors when it comes to finding a way, any way, of getting
fucked up, even if it means inhaling the gas from your own
fermented feces. Not surprisingly, Zambia is your typical African
failed nation. Poverty and crime are rampant. Per Capita income
for Zambian niggers is half of what it was when the country
became independent (so how's life without YT working out, coons?)
More than one in seven adults in Zambia has AIDS, and life
expectancy hovers around 42 years. According to aid organization
Avert, the first case of AIDS in Zambia was reported in 1984. Just
one year later, 18% of hospital patients in the capital were HIV
positive! LOL NIGGERS!!

In conclusion, Zambia = EPIC FAIL.

Sources: Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook, BBC, Avert.org

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Excellent stuff as always! :thum
Will add that to the site tomorrow

[White_Is_Right]

Great Job!

And entertaining, as always.

[blackmetal84]

One again buddy, a wonderful piece of work!

[I_lubs_me_sum_jenkem]

Excellent as always. Wish we could give you a Pulitzer. Keep them coming, because they are highly anticipated and apreciated.

[ANH]

Great stuff. Only a nigger could sink low enough to come up with jenkem. I wonder what that first "Eureka" moment was like?

[Delta 88]

HAHAHAHA! Keep 'em coming, nutnice!

[Had enought]

Very good! History 101 Chimpout style!

:geek:geekwohohoh:geek:geek

[Susa]

A white women was flown up from Zambia and died in a hospital in Johannesburg with a strange virus, killing all that had contact with her, the baboons say they have it all under control ? This women entered the country via Johannesburg International Airport, SA biggest airport (I refuse to call it Oliver Tembo Airport), a busy airport!!!!
Authorities claim it can not transmit via air, but they still don't know what it is!
Be careful traveling to SA.

[keenor14]

Most educational nutnice, but man oh man how the fuck did the first jigger 'discover' that jenkem, that is some seriously fucked up shit (no pun intended!),
wohohoh

[Baboon]

Most educational nutnice, but man oh man how the fuck did the first jigger 'discover' that jenkem, that is some seriously fucked up shit (no pun intended!),
wohohoh

Hate to tell you but its disproven. Pickwick, the name of the guy in the bottle picture, admitted it is made up.

[Dwight Mansburden]

Jenkem:jenk

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Jenkem is an alleged hallucinogenic recreational drug composed of noxious gas formed from fermented sewage.[1] In the mid to late 1990s, several reports stated that Jenkem was being used by Zambian street children.[1][2] In November 2007, anecdotal American media reports gave the impression that Jenkem was a popular drug taking hold with American teenagers. Media reports were characterized by disbelief and distaste for the "grossness" of the phenomenon.[3] Since November 2007, no new reports have appeared to corroborate the early speculations.

Several sources allege that this sudden spur of reports in US popular media were based on a hoax (see section below). David Emery of About.com, popularly noted as an "urban legend guru"[3], concluded that the recent news media reports that Jenkem is gaining a foothold as a substance of abuse among American youth is doubtful and "based on faulty Internet research."[4]

The surfacing of the drug, or rumours of its existence, has caused at least one US municipality to amend its city ordinance regarding substances that cannot be legally inhaled to include organic substances.[5][6]

In the book Children of AIDS: Africa's Orphan Crisis by Emma Guest, the making of Jenkem is described: "...fermented human sewage, scraped from pipes and stored in plastic bags for a week or so, until it gives off numbing, intoxicating fumes."[7] The process is similarly described in the 1995 IPS report, "Human excreta is scooped up from the edges of the sewer ponds in old cans and containers which are covered with a polyethylene bag and left to stew or ferment for a week."[2]. In the BBC 1999 article the process is described as, "...the dark brown sludge, gathering up fistfuls and stuffing it into small plastic bottles. They tap the bottles on the ground, taking care to leave enough room for methane to form at the top."[1]

The general concerns related to "huffing" and hallucinogenic drugs apply to Jenkem usage. The possibility of fecal-oral contamination due to lacking hygienic conditions during Jenkem manufacturing, which could lead to diarrhea and other gastrointestinal infections, must also be considered. Dr. Fumito Ichinose, an anesthesia specialist in Boston who conducted a study on the effects of hydrogen sulfide gas, or "sewer gas," on mice, informs Salon.com that "the inhalation of gases like those produced from Jenkem could result in hypoxia, a lack of oxygen flow to the body that could be alternately euphoric and physically dangerous."[3] It has been noted that Jenkem usage will leave a taste of sewage in the mouth lasting for several days.[8]

The effects of Jenkem inhalation last for around an hour and consist of auditory and visual hallucinations.[1] In 1995, a fifth-grader in Lusaka said of Jenkem to a reporter from IPS, an independent wire service, "Old man, this is more potent than cannabis."[2] In a BBC report four years later, 16-year-old Luke Mpande stated his preference for Jenkem over other inhalants, "With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life."[1]

Neither the pharmacology (the composition and active components of the jenkem gas) nor its pharmacodynamics (how the chemical acts on the body) has been described in a scientific journal. None of the usual authorities on psychoactive drugs have involved themselves in the investigation of this drug. This includes MAPS and Lycaeum Synaesthesia. Erowid, an organization providing access to information about psychoactive plants and chemicals, has covered the subject briefly in their questions section and concluded that it is a hoax.[9] Erowid's website states that the "Jenkem stories that have been circulating in the U.S. media are almost certainly the strange result of a hoax." The organization states that "We have seen no credible evidence that anyone in the United States, Canada, or Europe inhales sewage gas from bottled human or animal waste (which would primarily be methane) in order to get psychoactive effects."[10]

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[Baboon]

You can't get high on methane. It simply becomes deadly after a degree.

[Exterminanegros]

You can't get high on methane. It simply becomes deadly after a degree.

The US epidemic was made up, but the Zambian coons do use it. Oxygen deprivation does cause a light-headed feeling.

[Baboon]

, but the Zambian coons do use it. Oxygen deprivation does cause a light-headed feeling.

You know what? That's credible. I'M not sure though. If the Zambian blacks can withstand that much poison, they are indeed not using much oxygen in their brains the first time.