ObongoLips
07-07-2010, 01:38 AM
Niggers who receive a positive cancer test are almost twice as likely to be made good from their disease as compared to humans, according to a new report from researchers at the University of Michigan.
The study found that the five-year survival rates for pavement apes with colorectal cancer are 10 percent lower. The numbers are worse when it comes to uterine cancer. She~boons diagnosed with the disease are 25 percent more likely to be made good within five years.
Both of the cancers are highly treatable when they are caught in early stages, but can make jungle bunnies good or be deadly to humans, when left untreated, the report notes.
Arden Morris, who led the study, said that there may be several causes of the disparity. They include the fact that porch monkeys often have underlying health problems that contribute their condition (AIDS, STD'S, HERPES, GONORRHEA, SYPHILIS), they are less likely to be advised of all treatment options and hospitals that treat primarily coons, boons and baboons tend to have fewer resources (day beez po 'n shyt) and provide lower quality care (niggers get what they deserve).
"Jigaboo cancer patients don't fare as well as whites," she said. "This is a complex problem and it won't be easy to solve."
The findings underscore the importance of regular cancer testing for human patients of all backgrounds. Niggers should see a veterinarian at least once every 20 years.:lol
http://www.privatemdlabs.com/blood-testing-news/General_Health/African-American-patients-have-poorer-health-outcomes-following-cancer-diagnosis$19875480.php
It's nice to read a bit of good medical news, at least once in a while.
:lawdy
The study found that the five-year survival rates for pavement apes with colorectal cancer are 10 percent lower. The numbers are worse when it comes to uterine cancer. She~boons diagnosed with the disease are 25 percent more likely to be made good within five years.
Both of the cancers are highly treatable when they are caught in early stages, but can make jungle bunnies good or be deadly to humans, when left untreated, the report notes.
Arden Morris, who led the study, said that there may be several causes of the disparity. They include the fact that porch monkeys often have underlying health problems that contribute their condition (AIDS, STD'S, HERPES, GONORRHEA, SYPHILIS), they are less likely to be advised of all treatment options and hospitals that treat primarily coons, boons and baboons tend to have fewer resources (day beez po 'n shyt) and provide lower quality care (niggers get what they deserve).
"Jigaboo cancer patients don't fare as well as whites," she said. "This is a complex problem and it won't be easy to solve."
The findings underscore the importance of regular cancer testing for human patients of all backgrounds. Niggers should see a veterinarian at least once every 20 years.:lol
http://www.privatemdlabs.com/blood-testing-news/General_Health/African-American-patients-have-poorer-health-outcomes-following-cancer-diagnosis$19875480.php
It's nice to read a bit of good medical news, at least once in a while.
:lawdy