View Full Version : Chimpout's Nigger World Atlas, Page 11: Kenya
nutnice
08-29-2008, 11:25 PM
Kenya
Location: Eastern Africa
Capital: Nairobi
Population: 37,953,838
Ethnic groups: Niggers, 99%, Humans, 1%
GDP (Total): $48.33 billion (ranked 79th)
GPD (Per Capita): $1,445 (ranked 156th)
Main Industries: Marathon-running, producing Badcrack Obongo, chimpouts
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/graphics/maps/newmaps/ke-map.gif
Koonya was supposed to be a model Afreakan nation; it is instead
one of the largest, stinkiest piles of fail in the whole world.
It is the site of violent, politically-motivated chimpouts, fetid
slums, rampant corruption and all the usual shit you will find
in a monkey-dominated nation. It is also the motherland (moar
like motherfucker-land, amirite?) of Badcrack Obongo's father.
One of Obongo's half-brothers still lives in Kenya, in total
misery, getting into fistfigths with other niggers over a week-old
piece of KFC. Apparently his super-rich brudda can't spare him
a few bucks (lol, bucks).
Koonya's pre-European history is about as interesting as that
of most other nigger nations. Cushitic peoples, very likely from
North Africa (and almost certainly not niggers), came into the area
around 2000BC, with Arab traders making their presence felt on
the coast around the 1st century AD. The Kenyan coast became a
trading hub...for Arab trade. The Portuguese were the first
Europeans to visit Kenya (Vasco de Gama dropped by in 1498).
The Arabs ruled city-states all along the coast for many
decades, until the 1880s, when the British secured control
over the area.
http://www.aurashouse.com/GalileeImages/SLUM.jpg
Nairobi's Business District.
The Koonyan apes decided they got tired of YT providing
them with health care, technology and food and staged the
Mau Mau rebellion during the 1950s. It wasn't so much a
rebellion as a colossal chimpout, during which the feral
coons killed many innocent humans with extreme brutality.
Some heroic humans fought bravely against the smelly creatures
with clever tactics, such as wearing blackface and not
bathing (so that they could look and smell like niggers) and
infiltrating the Mau Mau camps. The coons were then totally
pwned. However, the British government decided to betray
the humans living in Kenya and gave in to the wild apes'
demands. Koonya was made independent in 1963. Things would
get a lot worse after independence, as they usually do when
a bunch of feral monsters are allowed to run a country.
The capital of Nairobi is well-known for being a crime-ridden
shithole, even by Afreakan standards; it has even been
nicknamed "Nairobbery" (lol). Fraud-plagued elections in
December of 2007 caused numerous violent bongo parties and
chimpouts, which killed over 1,000 simians in this "stable,
democratic" African country. Kenya is home to some wildlife
preserves where people can come into contact with (non nigger)
animals. What is most amazing about these nature preserves
is that the coons haven't eaten all the animals and washed
them down with grape Kool Aid.
Koonya recently won 5 gold medals in the Beijing Olympics,
all of them in the typical nigger-dominated running events. They
won no medals in any sport that required any skills such
as strategy, coordination or constant practice...just running.
It's believed that the Koonyan athletes trained by chasing
a bottle of jenkem which was strapped to a cheetah's back.
Sources: Wikipedia, National Vanguard, CIA World Factbook.
PunqueRoquer
08-30-2008, 03:06 AM
Inspiring work, Nutnice! It called to mind one of my favorite Ernie Kovacs bits, The Nairobi Trio;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uw03hS_EMY
:rofl
nutnice
08-30-2008, 05:42 AM
LOL, awesome. I love Ernie Kovacs.
Justin Igger
08-30-2008, 08:15 AM
Once again, sheer briilliance.
Thanks for making these.
Monkey
08-30-2008, 09:16 AM
Is there any nigger nation that is civilized? WTF!? Let's go ahead and get a nigger to run the U.S. yeah? That'll fix us.
Around here there's a nigger project called "Neptune Towers", we always called it "Nairobi Towers".
Had enought
08-30-2008, 04:27 PM
As I have said before you have a gift for making History & Geography much more truthful and easy to understand!-cheers
Please keep up the good work!
Capt. Larsen
09-03-2008, 06:52 PM
http://www.aurashouse.com/GalileeImages/SLUM.jpg
Nairobi's Business District.
:lol :lol :lol Bidness District :lmao :lmao :lmao
I knew this one would be the best!!
Great Job Nutnice!!!!thumbsup
swinglow2
09-03-2008, 08:02 PM
:rofl:roflI love these please dont stop.
Kilth
09-03-2008, 09:02 PM
http://jewishworldreview.com/1202/kenya_attack.jpg
:chmpt:chmpt:chmpt
Kilth
09-03-2008, 09:08 PM
Look at the country's that surround it.
http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/africa/kenya.gif
:ktty:piss
nutnice
09-03-2008, 11:27 PM
Look at the country's that surround it.
Yep, Kenya is right in the middle of a circle jerk of NIGGERFAIL.
:rofl
Al Sharpton's Race Card
09-03-2008, 11:35 PM
http://www.purple-twinkie.com/FlashMovies/kenya-song.asp
Al Sharpton's Race Card
10-08-2008, 01:05 PM
I've got a Kenyan in one of my groups at my drug treatment center. He's the only one who's been there for a month yet refuses to admit that he's a drunk. He mowed down a family of three while drunk driving for the fourth time in three years.
I honestly think that he truly believes that if he goes to meetings and treatment, and goes through the motions, that he won't have to pay for his crimes.
NAACPtookmybabyaway
10-08-2008, 05:56 PM
The only kenyan I've ever met was white. He was a bit of a knob-end when we were at school, but we kind of got on because he hated the darkies even more than I do.
I suppose once the niggers are done with britain and I've been forced to move away I'll probably be even more bitter about them...
NiggraHater
10-08-2008, 07:08 PM
This stuff is hilarious, you should really consider doing Papa New-Guinea. Thats even more of a typical nigger shithole then Somalia and Liberia.
keenor14
10-08-2008, 10:28 PM
Thank you nutnice, I speak with a few Asians in work who were kicked out when Kenyatta (how did that chimp get his name!) took the reigns of power and they don't trust the nigger at all.
bb1987
01-14-2010, 04:05 PM
Great post man! here's some info on one of Obama's bruddas.
Barack Obama's brother stopped from entering UK after lying to police over Muh Dikk allegations from a 13 year old British girl.
The half-brother of President Barack Obama was refused an entry visa to Britain after lying to police officers about an accusation of sexual assault.
The deception occurred in November when Samson Obama, who lives in Kenya, was in Britain staying with his mother, who lives in Berkshire.
He was questioned by police about the alleged assault – which he denied – but during the investigation he used a false name and he later received a police caution.
When he applied for another visa, hoping to visit Britain last week, he was refused.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/12/article-1169385-024C7719000005DC-846_468x286.jpg
Barack Obama with his brother Samson , left, and brother Ben, right, in 1987 in Nairobi
The news will be embarrassing to the US President, who had given his younger half-brother a personal tour of the White House in January when he attended the historic inauguration.
Samson, 41, and Barack, 47, are sons of Barack Obama Snr, a former goat-herder from Kenya.
Samson’s mother Kezia was Barack Snr’s first wife in Kenya. The President’s mother is Barack Snr’s second wife Ann Denham, a white American from Kansas.
Barack Snr left America in 1965 with his third wife to return to Africa where he rekindled his relationship with Kezia and Samson was born. Barack Snr was killed in a car crash when the President was 21.
President Obama and Samson first met in 1987 when Barack traced his family in Kenya.
Samson’s mother now takes pride of place at family gatherings, after the death of President Obama’s mother in 1995.
It is understood that immigration officers scrutinising Samson’s recent visa application had discovered that, at the time of his arrest in November, he had been living illegally with Kezia in Bracknell for the previous seven years.
After the alleged sexual assault, Samson told police that he was a binman called Henry Aloo, giving them his mother’s address.
His DNA, fingerprints and photograph were taken. Samson was given a caution for a public order offence but he denied sexual assault.
Detectives did not take any further action over the alleged attack.
Samson returned to Kenya and successfully applied for a transit visa to the UK in order to travel to his half brother’s inauguration in January.
His plane landed at Heathrow during the trip and he spent a night there.
After returning to Kenya again, he applied for a tourist visa to visit his mother in Bracknell, and immigration officials discovered a mismatch.
His fingerprints matched details for Henry Aloo – the name he had given officers in Britain following the alleged sexual assault.
Samson was confronted at the UK Borders Agency office in Nairobi where he was denied a visa on the grounds of deception.
It is understood that Samson denied that the offences related to him and claimed his passport had been stolen.
To support his visa application, Samson is believed to have submitted documents showing that he had a business in Nairobi. Last night it was reported that the documents were forged.
A spokesman for the UK Border Agency said: ‘We oppose the entry of all individuals to the UK where we believe their presence is not conducive to the public good.’
In President Obama’s 1995 book, Dreams From My Father, he writes of meeting Samson for the first time and how he expressed disappointment that the portable tape recorder Barack brought for him as a gift was not a Sony (Gibs Muh Datt)
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1169385/Barack-Obamas-brother-stopped-entering-UK-lying-police-sex-allegations.html#ixzz0cbhArw59
nutnice
01-14-2010, 11:03 PM
Great post man! here's some info on one of Obama's bruddas.
Thanks a lot for adding that! :rock
haywood
01-14-2010, 11:49 PM
Great post man! here's some info on one of Obama's bruddas.
So wheh dat' Koonyan Birf certificate beez at mufugga! Gibs muh dat!:picard:gorilla
Noiseandsmell
01-15-2010, 01:57 AM
In President Obama’s 1995 book, Dreams From My Father, he writes of meeting Samson for the first time and how he expressed disappointment that the portable tape recorder Barack brought for him as a gift was not a Sony
:lol
I bet Obama despises Africa more than any of us.
dancingbear
03-15-2010, 05:39 AM
I was wondering if this was mentioned anywhere else on the website, but MTV did an episode of the show "Exiled" in which a spoiled little snot from "My Super Sweet 16" was sent to live with the Masai in the middle of shithole Afreaka so that she'd finally grow up. My ears perked up immediately hearing that it was the Masai of Kenya that she was going to live with, since I'd known them as barbarians who enjoy female genital mutilation for quite some years.
Anyway, little snot gets driven out in the middle of nowhere on a dirt road, and sent to a village where, you guessed it, there is nothing but dry dirt. She is greeted by a bunch of lanky niggers bouncing up and down really high like living pogo sticks. They of course were in their traditional garb, which if you don't know, includes red fabric that is so bright it will melt your corneas. There is relief though in finding out that her host will be a young negress who has been educated by Whites and has taken a Christian name. She is also wearing White clothes and doesn't look like as much of a freak as the others.
However, we are snapped back to the reality that these are savages we are dealing with when the young snot is asked to help build a house. What are the great materials being used to build this "house" you may ask? Well, you guessed it, cow shit. We see a bunch of other negresses picking up cow shit and smearing it on the walls like it is mud or something equally harmless to touch. :vomit Of course snot is rightfully disgusted and refuses to partake in building a hut out of cow shit, and her hostess is confused and annoyed.
The horrors don't end here, as soon after little snot gets to experience fine Afreakan cuisine. A live goat is slaughtered right in front of her without previous warning, and then the blood is collected for drinking. We then are priviledged to see an old negress mix goat blood with milk and DRINK the vile mixture. :vomit I never felt so digusted in my life, and this was the same reaction that young ritch bitch had despite her hostess trying to explain that it was "like food". Blood plus milk does not equal food. :face This image will forever stay in my mind since I enjoy milk with mashed black raspberries and sugar. Thanks for ruining my favorite summer treat savages. :rsp The horrors don't end there as other old negresses line up and start eating uncooked organs directly from the slaughtered goat. Delightful. For having the most advanced civilizations from the beginning you'd think they'd at least know how to cook the damn goat carcass by now.
There is more to this episode but of course young snot ends up wiser and more worldly for the experience. The hostess does mention female genital mutilation but claims it has been stopped in her village. Who knows if this is true or she just doesn't want to scar the young snot any further. I hope for her sake it is true.
I made an attempt to find this episode on Youtube but came up with nothing.
SparklinWiggles
03-15-2010, 06:52 AM
http://assets./img/2008/08/25/amd_exiled.jpg
Video link on this page
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/266345/exiled-clip.jhtml
When "My Super Sweet 16" star Amanda Tillander found out her parents had arranged for her to be shipped off to Kenya because they thought she was spoiled, she couldn't believe they would go to such extremes to teach her a lesson.
"I was mad, but also nervous and scared because I didn't know what to expect," Tillander, 19, told the Daily News. "When they told me, the whole family was together and I felt betrayed, but now I'm glad that they did it."
The show features former "Super Sweet 16"ers whose parents are finally fed up with their ungrateful children. Each 16er, who are now 18 and 19 years old, are sent across the globe to places like Vanuatu in the Pacific, the Amazon rainforest or the Moroccan desert to see how the other half lives.
Tillander, whose sweet 16 party cost $203,000 and featured a guest performance by R&B singer Ciara, spent a little over a week in Kenya living with a host family and performing their everyday chores alongside them.
"I had to walk miles just to get a little tub of water while I herded bulls and cows," Tillander said. "It was intense." The worst part, she says, was watching them kill their food. "I had to sit there and watch them suffocate a goat," said Tillander. "I couldn't take it."
Tillander's father, Bobby, who blamed himself for his daughter's spoiled ways, says he couldn't be more happy about the outcome of her exile. "When all the excitement and jet lag wore off, Amanda came up to me one day and put her arms around me and said, 'Thank you so much. Thank you for my life,'" he said, choking up. "It was just totally different from her asking for money to buy a new purse.
dancingbear
03-15-2010, 03:15 PM
Good job! I didn't think it would still be on MTV's website since it's been awhile. All I could find was crap about helping Afreaka.
nutnice
03-16-2010, 12:56 AM
Good job! I didn't think it would still be on MTV's website since it's been awhile. All I could find was crap about helping Afreaka.
That sounds fucking hilarious. I'll have to watch that :lol All nigger lovers
should be forced to live with niggers also.
niggers be living in piles of shit
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