jtbrand1
06-08-2010, 09:38 AM
so i was at a semi high class restaurant yesterday with my gf and we got the place all to ourselves maybe 1 other couple was there, anyways the waitress sat us down at a window seat which is parallel with one of the really busy streets here in salem , so me and the gf get our food ordered and we were just sitting there spacing out while awaiting the delivery of our fine cuisine of upper class seafood and what did we both see ass dragging themselves up the street ? 2 niggers carrying bundles of phonebooks one bundle in each paw, and these niggers weren't your average everyday stupid niggershines, they were shucking and jiving and really happy and anorexic looking (their nigger styles were like that of the gay emo style) , it looked as if they may have had thought they just hit the nigger lottery cause both niggers had nigger grins from one shitmonkey ear to the other , so i look over at my gf and burst out laughing and said to her in a comical vioice mocking the niggers :
" hey leroy weez just beez hittin dee nigger lottry muddafuggah gnomesayin weez gonnna make money an sheeeit off deez here phoneboooks an sheeit gnomesayin" , my gf looked at me and could not stop laughing due to my hilarious mockery of the niggershines out the window , a little while later after me and the gf were finished eating and waiting for the bill, we saw the two niggers slowly walking back up the opposite way of the street, this time they looked sad , lol , some fucktard must have told them that the yellow pages phone books are free to everyone , cause the two niggers had no more bundles in their paws and were shaking their paws as fists at the ground below them, the sight was hilarious i just wish i had recorded it , everyone in chimpout would have been laughing their asses off. roflmao
" hey leroy weez just beez hittin dee nigger lottry muddafuggah gnomesayin weez gonnna make money an sheeeit off deez here phoneboooks an sheeit gnomesayin" , my gf looked at me and could not stop laughing due to my hilarious mockery of the niggershines out the window , a little while later after me and the gf were finished eating and waiting for the bill, we saw the two niggers slowly walking back up the opposite way of the street, this time they looked sad , lol , some fucktard must have told them that the yellow pages phone books are free to everyone , cause the two niggers had no more bundles in their paws and were shaking their paws as fists at the ground below them, the sight was hilarious i just wish i had recorded it , everyone in chimpout would have been laughing their asses off. roflmao