King Leopold II
06-02-2010, 06:03 AM
This just happened a couple hours ago.
I had to go downtown for some groceries and the elixir of life (Beer).
As you get into town driving from where I live, you end up going down a long (about 3/4 of a mile) downhill grade that ends with the first stoplight cross street of town.
As I started to head down this grade, I saw three niggers on two bicycles fly out from a side street and start peddling down the hill as fast as they could.
The first was a teenaper buck that appeared to be around 14.
The second was a buck that looked about 12 with a sheboonette of around 7-8 precariously perched on the handlebars.
(Note: All age estimates are approximated in human years.)
The older teenaper gained a considerable lead on the other two causing the 12 year old to pedal even harder.
I passed the tandem chimps while the older one was still about 30 yards in front of me.
I'm not sure what happened next, as I only saw the results and not the cause.
I looked in my rear view mirror to see the sheboonette tumbling down the road baboon butt over tea kettle with the bicycle flipping end over end right behind it.
At the same time, the 12 year old buck was body surfing on the asphault in the prone "Flying Superman" position with it's arms stretched out straight in front of it.
Meanwhile, the teenaper had slowed down to the side of the road and was looking back over it's shoulder at the wreck laughing it's ass off.
The wiped out niggers were in all likelyhood it's litter mates, but it didn't care, it was laughing so hard it almost wrecked too.
OK, I admit it, I too was laughing so hard I almost peed my trousers .
This is a pretty steep downhill grade, so the niggers were probably doing 20 MPH or better when they bit the tit.
Pretty fast to be wiping out on asphault while wearing only shorts, T-shirts, and flip flops.
When I got to the stoplight at the bottom of the hill, I stuck my head out the window to look back and see what was happening.
By this time a few cars had stopped in the road and people were getting out to help the niggers.
The sheboonette was sitting upright on it's ass in the middle of the road with it's maw wide open.
No doubt screaming "Wuuuuaaaaah!, Wuuuuaaaah!
(I was too far away by that time to hear)
The 12 year old buck was hopping around in circles on one foot while holding it's elbow.
It appeared to be screaming too.
Yes indeedy folks, sometimes God really does like me.
Why else would he provide me with such first rate entertainment?
The bad part here is, is that my County is supposed to be only 1.5% nigger, but I've been seeing more and more of the filthy bastards around lately.
I had to go downtown for some groceries and the elixir of life (Beer).
As you get into town driving from where I live, you end up going down a long (about 3/4 of a mile) downhill grade that ends with the first stoplight cross street of town.
As I started to head down this grade, I saw three niggers on two bicycles fly out from a side street and start peddling down the hill as fast as they could.
The first was a teenaper buck that appeared to be around 14.
The second was a buck that looked about 12 with a sheboonette of around 7-8 precariously perched on the handlebars.
(Note: All age estimates are approximated in human years.)
The older teenaper gained a considerable lead on the other two causing the 12 year old to pedal even harder.
I passed the tandem chimps while the older one was still about 30 yards in front of me.
I'm not sure what happened next, as I only saw the results and not the cause.
I looked in my rear view mirror to see the sheboonette tumbling down the road baboon butt over tea kettle with the bicycle flipping end over end right behind it.
At the same time, the 12 year old buck was body surfing on the asphault in the prone "Flying Superman" position with it's arms stretched out straight in front of it.
Meanwhile, the teenaper had slowed down to the side of the road and was looking back over it's shoulder at the wreck laughing it's ass off.
The wiped out niggers were in all likelyhood it's litter mates, but it didn't care, it was laughing so hard it almost wrecked too.
OK, I admit it, I too was laughing so hard I almost peed my trousers .
This is a pretty steep downhill grade, so the niggers were probably doing 20 MPH or better when they bit the tit.
Pretty fast to be wiping out on asphault while wearing only shorts, T-shirts, and flip flops.
When I got to the stoplight at the bottom of the hill, I stuck my head out the window to look back and see what was happening.
By this time a few cars had stopped in the road and people were getting out to help the niggers.
The sheboonette was sitting upright on it's ass in the middle of the road with it's maw wide open.
No doubt screaming "Wuuuuaaaaah!, Wuuuuaaaah!
(I was too far away by that time to hear)
The 12 year old buck was hopping around in circles on one foot while holding it's elbow.
It appeared to be screaming too.
Yes indeedy folks, sometimes God really does like me.
Why else would he provide me with such first rate entertainment?
The bad part here is, is that my County is supposed to be only 1.5% nigger, but I've been seeing more and more of the filthy bastards around lately.