Understanding the Nigger "Mind".... Updated!

[Doc Johnson]

These are posted here somewhere - but I added a few more!

Often people will ask, "Why does the Nigger do this?" or "Why did the Nigger do that?" It is pretty much akin to asking why dogs bark, why cats climb trees, or why birds fly. They just do -- their primitive brains are hard-wired in a manner that is incompatible with Human logic.

God only knows what really goes on inside the chimp's brain-pan, but we can identify certain behaviors that seem to be consistent among the species:

1) "LOOK-A-ME!" This is the basic 24-hour a day / 7 days a week behavior that the Nigger employs to get attention. This is basically why Niggers wear the most idiotic outfits, have 10 pounds of fake "bling" around their necks, blare their stereos, talk at the top of their voice at all times, etc., etc. It is all a ploy to get noticed and stand out from the other members of the Chimp Pack in an attempt to get food, money, or sex.

2) "GIBS-MUH!" Now that the Nigger has your attention, it will attempt to extort spare change, get free Government Cheese, FEMA checks, or even the rims off of your car. The Nigger, suffering from an inferiority complex by nature, is also perpetually lazy and stupid, and therefore blames all of its problems on Whitey -- seeking free handouts as a never-ending form of compensation for imagined wrongdoings.

3) "MUH-DIK" This is the primary driver of Nigger behavior. Everything to a Nigger revolves around sex -- whether it's with an unwilling victim, farm animals, patio furniture, a Brother on the "Down-Low", or a female member of it's own species. Niggers have an unusually strong sex drive because basically the species would have died out 10's of thousands of years ago if they weren't genetically programmed to screw even the ugliest, most disgusting member of the opposite sex in response to Nature's demand to perpetuate the species.

4) "BLING-BLING": Birds and Rodents are inexplicably drawn to shiny metal objects, and so it is with the Nigger. Just as a Pack Rat will stuff its nest with all manner of useless bits of shiny metal, the Nigger similarly adorns itself and its "crib" with the cheapest, gaudiest glittery metallic crap. Niggers in the Congo are literally walking around on top of raw diamonds and couldn't care less, yet they will sacrifice themselves like Lemmings in an attempt to steal that sweet, and oh so seductive, shiny copper from High Voltage power lines. You could chrome plate a dog turd and somewhere a Nigger would absolutely think it was the greatest thing on earth.

5) "DAT-ASS": The bigger the butt, the better -- even to circus proportions, at least according to the Nigger. Interestingly this is a universal trait among Negroids scattered worldwide. I am at a loss to explain this, other than perhaps, just perhaps, that barely repressed Cannibalistic portion of their disgusting Simian cerebral cortex views their mates as potential sources of food in the even of some type of calamity. When they say, "Damn, Dat ass sho' looks fine" it may have a ulterior, and sinister, motive behind it!

6) "SCALDING HOT WATER": What the hell is it with Niggers and boiling water? It seems to be their weapon of choice when disputes erupt in their domicile, but think about it.... how often do you "just happen" to have boiling water just laying around your kitchen all day long and at all hours of the night??? Don't be fooled -- if you see a Nigger boiling water, trouble will follow. Someone or Something is going to get its ass scalded! As superstitious as these apes are, I think that they really believe that there's an evil Jumbi in the water that they're unleashing onto their victims. "I didn't do nuffin' - deys an evils Jumbi in dey watah dat jus' flew out and burned muh husband while we wuz argueing an' sheet!"

7) "40's and a BLUNT": The Nigger's mutated chimp brain can make quite an internal racket, and they only way that the Negroid can shut the troublesome Inner Chattering Monkey off for awhile is to drown its ass in alcohol and subdue it with drugs. Not a bad plan, as the troublesome "thinking" part of their brains is the one that houses such bothersome emotions such
as "Guilt", "Consequences", "Remorse", "Responsibility", "Planning", "Honesty", "Intellect", "Charity", and a zillion other painfully excrutiating thoughts that can interfere with the normal criminal (i.e., jungle) mental process that the Upright Chimp feels quite at home with.

8) "FRUIT JUICE": Niggers absolutely go ape over any fruit-flavored drink such as Tiki Punch or Kool-Aid. This is hard wired into their chimp brain pan, and like the appendix, appears to be a vestigial remnant from earlier times. The Nigger in the distant past was a lazy, useless scrounger -- finding ripe and rotting fruit on the ground was a major component of their diet being that they were too stupid and lethargic to actually go hunt something. Niggers today survive on free Government Cheese, Welfare, FEMA Checks, and hand-outs from YT, but the Inner Chimp still gets all excited when brightly colored fruit drinks are served and will consume them in gluttonous amounts.

9) "WHITE WIMMINZ": Often people will ask, "Why don't they just stick to their own kind?" The answer is simple -- have you SEEN the females of their species?!! The typical Negroid Sow is commonly a disgusting fat-assed disease ridden baboon which will indiscriminately mate with anything. Even good-looking "Women of Color" such as Halle Barry, Beyonce, and Mariah Carey have been enhanced by copious amounts of Human DNA in their lineage and are more distantly removed from their Negroid roots than they'd care to admit -- but still a lot of make-up and plastic surgery has been used to make them look more Human.

10) "PUBLIC HUGGING": Males of the Negroid species will commonly make a great scene of hugging each other in public places where White Wimminz congregate. This is to draw attention to themselves (typical "Look-A-Me" behaviour) and to make unsuspecting White Females think that Negroes are fun to be around, and that it is OK to touch them. It is not! Girls, don't fall for this trap, Niggers are just Niggers even if bleach them white and send them to Oxford for an education. The Inner Chimp still awaits the right moment, and you will ultimately be raped, murdered, tortured, robbed, burned alive, hacked to death, or any number of other bad endings. Just say No to the Nigger!

11) "UNINTELLIGIBLE GREETINGS": Two Niggers passing each other on a street or sidewalk will loudly utter unintelligible garbage back and forth and walk away smugly as if something important had just happened. It didn't. The Nigger engages in a 24 hour a day effort to set itself apart from the rest of the Chimp Pack in order to be noticed by females, or by pretending it knows something that the others don't in order to give its fragile ego a boost. Typically, in a scenario like described above, Nigger #1 will bellow out something like, "Hey Brutha -- Foobity Hoo, Fu Man Chu, Who Be You, CanYaDigIt?"

The second Nigger, not wanting to admit that it doesn't know what the first Nigger is even remotely talking about will reply in an even louder voice (to draw more attention to itself) "Summuh Fummuh, Shamma Lamma, Sweet Home Alabama, and a SideOrderO'FrenchFries"

The first Nigger, unable to understand a damn thing the second Nigger said, will pretend that it understands perfectly well as to not to appear stupid. It will respond in an even louder voice (again, typical "Look-A-Me" behavior) and utter some more idiotic garbage. Pretty soon, they are both talking at the same time and trying to drown one another out as they continue on their separate ways -- each content that it was the victor in a verbal display of dominance and showmanship, much like two Roosters puffing and strutting around the same yard to impress the females. Stupid Niggers....

12) "EXAGGERATED SENSE OF SELF-IMPORTANCE": Even the scrawniest, most butt-ugly, Lice-infested Nigger with a cold sore on its lip thinks that it is Wesley Snipes, Malcolm X, and Martin Luther King all rolled into one. This exaggerated sense of self-importance is a defensive mechanism that the Negroid adopts at an early age in order to protect itself from having to deal with the truth -- that it is in reality the stupidest, ugliest, lowest form of life on earth.

13) "LARGE SNEAKERS": The Nigger shoe size seems to correspond directly to its age on a "one to one" basis (i.e., an 10 year old Nigger wears a size 10 basketball shoe, an 11 year old Nigger wears a size 11, and so on) which is based partially on physiology and partly on fantasy. Niggers do tend to have large feet, but also try to attract attention to themselves and hope to get some "Muh Dik" by wearing the largest and gaudiest footwear available -- whether they shoplift it, or rob it from another Negroid at gunpoint.

14) "GHETTO LIMP": Inner City Niggers walks with around with a limp in order to give onlookers the impression that they have sustained bullet injuries out there in the mean, cold streets. In fact, many do get shot and die while engaging in TNB. The ones that live are often partially paralyzed and confined to wheelchairs -- the ones limping around either got hurt running from the Police, or trying to break into someone's second story apartment window. The rest are just faking it.

15) "PACK of KOOL MILDS": Contrary to popular opinion, Niggers don't actually buy packs of cigarettes -- they either wait until someone else does and will bum one off of them, or will buy just one single cigarette at a time in order to avoid being "Chumped" by the rest of the local Chimp Pack. The preference for Menthol cigarettes is a universal Negroid trait, perhaps best explained by the fact that when they still had tails they used to swing from Eucalyptus tree to Eucalyptus tree, enjoying those succulent leaves that Menthol comes from -- before Australia finally broke away from the African continent and drifted away.

16) "UNABLE TO DIFFERENTIATE FANTASY FROM FACT": Niggers have an extremely hard time separating what is real from what is not real, which is why they cannot simply sit quietly and watch a movie like everyone else does. The chimp brain lacks sufficient candlepower to understand that the actors on the movie screen or TV set cannot actually hear or see them. This behavior is also commonly seen in many other domestic animals that will suddenly go into "Fight or Flight" type behavior when a National Geographic special comes on, or when a Dog Food commercial is shown.

17) "SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION": For the Nigger, have a car suddenly catch fire and go up in flames while driving is no big deal, in fact it seems to be a fairly common occurance. Similarly too, their living quarters seem to burst into flames alot. Some of it can be blamed on smoking while in bed, other incidents can usually be attributed to the shoddy means by which they repair things -- also known as "Nigger-Rigging" which invariably leads to catastrophic failure.

18) "DISCONNECTED UTILITIES": Yes, this sometimes happens to Humans, but standing in line to get "Da Lectric" or "Da Heat" restored after not paying the utility bills for months on end is a full-time occupation for the Negro. To the Chimpus Americanus it is a downright violation of their rights to actually have to PAY for something, as they have become so accustomed to hand-outs and entitlements they actually think YT owes them everything!

19) "CHIMP PACK": The Chimp Pack denotes a random collection of Negroids that usually assembles for an immediate purpose -- such as Gang Rape, Looting, Intimidation, or 10 against 1 attacks on unsuspecting Humans. Niggers are solely absorbed in their own selfish interests, but will band together as a temporary measure against outsiders. Once the immediate threat has passed, the Chimp Pack will desintegrate once again into a collection of individual Niggers that will try to rob, rape, or kill each other.

20) "RAP MUSIC": Rap music is an expression of the noise that the Inner Chattering Monkey is constantly making inside the Nigger's skull, much like the marble that rolls around inside a can of spray paint. In reponse, the Nigger will attempt to drown the Inner Chattering Monkey in cheap booze, Malt Liquor, or drugs -- often freeing the dangerous "Inner Chimp" which still operates under the Law of the Jungle.

21) "MENTAL ILLNESS": Mental illness is rampant amoungst Niggers, largely because they do not have the brain power to cope with the Higher Brain fucntions that are needed to adapt to Human Society. Laws, Rules, Customs, and Courtesies all take a great deal of brain power to process, and for the Nigger it is all too much. Eventually the chimp brain overheats, and the veneer of civilization that the Nigger wears as a disguise gets stripped off and the true nature of the beast is revealed!2

22) "BREAKFAST AT DENNYS": The ultimate status symbol for a young Negroid is to be seen having breakfast at Denny's Restaurant (Regional variations can include Elias Brothers Big Boy, Shoeney's, and Waffle House) in the company of an attractive young white female whom it presumably spent the night with. When the check arrives the Nigger will recoil in absolute terror, and the naive white girl invariably picks up the bill and leaves the tip. As they drive away, the Nigger will be sprawled out in the passenger side of the girl's vehicle with the seat fully reclined while young Ms. "Too Stupid to Know Any Better" has to pay for gas and drive the worthless Nig around all day. The final insult to Humanity is that the end result is usually an unwanted pregnancy, another mouth for the Taxpayer to feed, and the "Daddy Mack" Nigger nowhere to be found!

23) "LACK OF PARENTING SKILLS": Niggers posses absolutely NO parenting skills, and quite frequently even kill some of their own young. Unfortunately, they usually produce somewhere close to a dozen offspring, with a typical sow producing generally 6 to 10 Niglets from an almost equal number of "Baby Daddys" that refuse to accept any responsibility or provide financial support. While Human couples tend to produce only a small number of children and devote their energies and resources to seeing that they are raised properly, Niggers are biologically programmed to spit out as many bastard miniature shitskins as possible with little regard for who donates the DNA.

24) "POOR ELOCUTION": Simply put -- Niggers can't speak properly. Vocalizing even the simplest of sounds presents a major challenge to the modern day Yard Ape due to its lack of brain power. Speech is a High Level skill that requires the superb mental and physical coordination that is found in Humans and requires a well developed frontal brain lobes. The Nigger is nothing more than a weird Morph Ape with a Beta 2.0 version Chimp Brain upgrade, which is kind of like trying to play Halo II using an old outdated Commodor 64 computer.

25) "SLEEPY NIGGERS": Niggers are by nature night time creatures, and much like cats, will try to sleep at least 18 hours a day. In the wild, the major activities of the Nigger were more or less confined to eating, sleeping, and trying to reproduce. The domesticated Nigger has somewhat of a more complex existence largely due to it's preoccupation with liquor and drugs -- and as a result spends a good deal of time committing crimes to support its habit, and avoiding getting caught by the Police.

26) "SLOW MOTION": Niggers in any public place will move at a snail's pace, particularly if it can delay a Human somehow. The whole purpose of the Nigger's existence (besides crime, drugs, and Muh-Dik) is to get in the White Man's way. Niggers will stop their cars in the middle of the "skreet" just to jabber back and forth like apes because they know someone else will be inconvenienced by it. Fat-assed Sheboons will block an entire Supermarket aisle while smacking their lips on handfulls of free stuff just to slow down a Human shopper. Proverbially, Niggers are pebble in the shoe of Human Progress.

27) "HAND ON MUH DIK": Niggers just can't seem to walk around in public without holding on to their penises. It doesn't matter where - school, church, the Mall - they'd hold onto their jimmy-john in Court, except they're usually wearing handcuffs there. They harbor some deep, dark fear that the Ju-Ju Man will cast a spell on them and steal it - then what the hell would they do with themselves all day?!! There have been numerous news articles about riots and deaths occurring in Nigeria because local citizens feared that their "privates" had been stolen by Witch Doctors. Christ, Niggers are stupid!

28) "COLOR OF MY SKIN": A common refrain for Niggers is that they are hated for the color of their skin, and if they were simply born white, everything would be OK.... No, Niggers - you are hated for everything EXCEPT the color of your skin! You are useless, stupid, stinking pieces of animal filth that should not be allowed to co-exist with Humans. We would still hate you if you were green or purple. Deep inside you're still Niggers - your actions and behaviours confirm this fact everyday!

29) "DEVOLUTION": Unlike the rest of the Human Race, Niggers are slipping backwards on the Evolutionary Scale. During the days of Segregation they sought to emulate some of the finer points of White Society (as best they could) in order to attain better lives for themselves. But in the last several decades they have been given their freedom and have been encouraged to celebrate "diversity" and their non-existent "culture". As a result, Negroes have rapidly begun to devolve into the useless violent apes they were before they were taken out of the jungle 400 years ago. Just like the Goldfish that adapts to the size of the fishbowl it lives in, Niggers will fall to the lowest, most primitive standards of behaviour that society allows them to - and in this case, we've removed all the stops by allowing them to act just like the Niggers they truly are!

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

[UNIVERSALC00NFREEW0RLD]

27) "HAND ON MUH DIK": Niggers just can't seem to walk around in public without holding on to their penises. It doesn't matter where - school, church, the Mall - they'd hold onto their jimmy-john in Court, except they're usually wearing handcuffs there. They harbor some deep, dark fear that the Ju-Ju Man will cast a spell on them and steal it - then what the hell would they do with themselves all day?!! There have been numerous news articles about riots and deaths occurring in Nigeria because local citizens feared that their "privates" had been stolen by Witch Doctors. Christ, Niggers are stupid!

28) "COLOR OF MY SKIN": A common refrain for Niggers is that they are hated for the color of their skin, and if they were simply born white, everything would be OK.... No, Niggers - you are hated for everything EXCEPT the color of your skin! You are useless, stupid, stinking pieces of animal filth that should not be allowed to co-exist with Humans. We would still hate you if you were green or purple. Deep inside you're still Niggers - your actions and behaviours confirm this fact everyday!

29) "DEVOLUTION": Unlike the rest of the Human Race, Niggers are slipping backwards on the Evolutionary Scale. During the days of Segregation they sought to emulate some of the finer points of White Society (as best they could) in order to attain better lives for themselves. But in the last several decades they have been given their freedom and have been encouraged to celebrate "diversity" and their non-existent "culture". As a result, Negroes have rapidly begun to devolve into the useless violent apes they were before they were taken out of the jungle 400 years ago. Just like the Goldfish that adapts to the size of the fishbowl it lives in, Niggers will fall to the lowest, most primitive standards of behaviour that society allows them to - and in this case, we've removed all the stops by allowing them to act just like the Niggers they truly are!


Dear Doc Johnson, I was a big fan of this thread. I used to distribute it like flyers around the web from time to time. :lol. These new ones are awesome as usual :lol They used to make niggers Chimpout like crazy or get silenced as hell - both !:lmao

[Doc Johnson]

30) "LAWZY JEEBUS" - Niggers pray in public only to get attention. The magical figure they pray to is known as "Lawzy Jeebus" and, like the figure from the movie "Beetlejuice", will appear to grant the Nigger a wish if his name is said 3 times. Niggers have no concept of the Holy Trinity, Crucifixion, or Eternal Salvation - explaining such things to them is like lecturing about Quantum Mechanics to a bunch of squirrels. When Niggers talk to Lawzy Jeebus they usually request White Wimmenz, free money, or to be miraculously rescued from some self-induced trauma (like robbing a bank) that they are going to prison for. Niggers don't go to Heaven, by the way. Cats and dogs do, but Niggers don't. Ha-ha, Niggers! Even God hates you....

31) "Huh? Wuh?" - The Nigger cranium is such an under-developed relic from the Pleioscene Era that it can barely keep them awake, let alone generate enough electrical activity to accomplish higher-order tasks (how many Niggers have accomplished great feats of engineering, or wrote a symphony, or painted any great works of art? Answer - none. And those shoes Michael Jackson patented don't count!) In response to a sudden unexpected event like getting questioned by the police, the Nigger's Simian brain simply locks up when queried for a response. For Example - when seeing a Nigger fleeing from the scene of a crime, the police will usually apprehend it and ask questions like: "I'll need to see some ID. Where are you coming from?" Nigger: "Huh? Wuh?" In this instance, the Nigger is stalling for time in order to formulate a credible answer that will magically get it off the hook. However, since the hybrid chimpanzee brain is severely over-stressed under pressure - the Nigger will simply continue to answer "Huh? Wuh?" until it sees a chance to try and run away. Stupid Niggers....

32) "MUH AUNTY" (alt: "MUH CUZZIN") - These imaginary relatives are people that the Nigger makes up in order to evade questioning from Law Enforcement personnel. This is a variation of the "Huh? Wuh?" ploy. When asked where a Nigger got such-and-such stolen item (like the car they're riding in), or how that bag of weed somehow ended up in it's pocket - the Nigger claims that it belongs to "MUH AUNTY" or "MUH CUZZIN" over there on Fayette Street, and they will take the soonest opportunity to try and flee from the Authorities. Their brain power is so limited, it's like trying to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool with a garden hose when they try to come up with an explantion for anything. Niggers suck!

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

[Mr Jingles]

BLAME WHITEY No matter how inexplicably inane the concept that any white person has anything whatever to do with negro failures, the nearest white person will be blamed. This can include 400 year old white men, 2 month old white children, or Mother Theresa for that matter.

Ironically, the more confoundedly remote the white person is from the negros life, the more likely a target of blame they can become. Negro got a heart attack from eating too much chicken livers? George Washington caused it by once feeding a homeless negro his last morsel of chicken liver.

Negro got Aids by injecting heroin with an infected needle? George Bush caused it by not providing enough rehab centers. And so forth.

[Dangermouse]

Love every one of them! Laughed so much I almost pissed myself!

[space_of_AIDS]

Let's not forget "DAT BE RAYCISS" anything that befuddles the nigger brain (which is most everything) the nigger will claim that it is racist, even if it is an inanimate object. Sail fwan not getting service? It beez rayciss of course. When used against human libtards it is the most power bargaining chip the chimp has, as it has resulted in gibs muh dat in the past.

Also ties into DINT DO NUFFINS, when confronted by law enforcement the chimp will claim, even after proof of the lie has been given that he didn't do nuffins; also uttered by mammies to news cameras (yt mans juju recordin device) when confronted with evidence that their beloved butt dumpling was involved in criminal behavior.

[Doc Johnson]

33) "MOUTH BREATHER": Niggers never shut their mouth - literally! It's open when they eat, it's open when they are constantly hollering like a bunch of wild apes and it's open when they breathe. As a matter of fact, the blubbery gaping Siminan maw of the Nigger CAN'T be shut, due to the antiquated geometry of the chimp-like lower jaw and socket. This is an adaptative trait from the Nigger's early evolutionary days - you see by design, the Nigger is a useless, nocturnal scrounger. During the day of course they hung around in trees and slept in order to conserve energy - and what better source of hassle-free protein than to allow flying insects to crawl in one's mouth, similar to the strategy employed by the Venus Fly Trap plant. The only drawback is that this "gaping mouth" feature usually causes them to drown when submerged in water. Tough luck, Niggers!

34) "FECES": Historically, Niggers haven't created much of anything. No written language, no architecture, no science, nothing. About the only thing that they can produce however is feces, which is an endless source of amusement for themselves! To a Nigger, taking a dump is almost like magic. For a species that can't accomplish anything, it is a miracle for them to be able to produce something out of nowhere! The female of the species is biologically programmed to double-check to see if it didn't accidently crap out a Niglet, as these things happen as if by magic as well. Feces for a Nigger is almost like having their own custom-made Playdoh, which they typically will smear in their hair and all over themselves in order to repel stinging insects and to mask their own hideous body odor in an attempt to attract members of the opposite sex. Niggers are really such silly, filthy creatures!

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

[Mr Jingles]

PILES AH FOOOD Unless there is a giant pile of plates, uneaten food, napkins, garbage, receipts, straws, piled high on any table they are eating at , somethings wrong with the meal. There is usually a giant mountains of scraps of garbage under the table as well.


When they get up from the table it looks like a cyclone ran through a garbage dump

[nutnice]

Typically, in a scenario like described above, Nigger #1 will bellow out something like,
"Hey Brutha -- Foobity Hoo, Fu Man Chu, Who Be You, CanYaDigIt?"

:rofl:rofl

[Alucard]

Niggers have false pride syndrome. They need to be told that they are special when in fact, special people don't need anyone to tell them that they are special

[manbearpig]

:rofl:rofl

This is one I always heard in the Army... "chom pee, shee mo fo, sking bat de biddly bat de bah bah boo"


Translate that fucking shit...

[uk darkie destroyer]

Fucking awsome doc !!

[No Nigs Just Right]

Great stuff. You could publish an entire book.

[Chimpbuster]

The Nigger is nothing more than a weird Morph Ape with a Beta 2.0 version Chimp Brain upgrade, which is kind of like trying to play Halo II using an old outdated Commodor 64 computer.

:D

Great stuff!

Another one could be:

34) LETS HANG OUT BY THAT SPORT STO'

Unless they've just won the Nigger Lottery following a severe beating by cops in the vicinity of a libtard with a camcorder, or just sold a load of drugs to some wigger students, niggers are too poor to afford nice things, and in-store cameras prevent them from stealing as much as they used to. Many therefore have difficulty affording all the nice sport-related crap that bolster their egos and attract the boons and coalburners. However, they think that hanging outside a shop that sells what they want somehow allows them to bask in the aura of ownership of the shop's stock. Therefore they can often be found hanging outside sportswear stores (JJB Sports is the favourite of the UK Nigger) in large numbers, inexplicably thinking that having a load of expensive Nike and Addidas shoes in a shop-window behind them immediately confers some sort of bling-bling super-powers upon them (which is as stupid as a human standing in front of a Rolls Royce car showroom thinking that everyone will assume he is rich!)

Obviously there is not much to do just standing outside a sports sto' so chimps will pass the time ooking and eeking at women and shouting abuse at passing human men (though they'll usually do the latter only if the niggers outnumber the human 10-1.)

[NoLikeMonkeys]

We need a Block Party entry.

[Had enought]

Great work a job well done. :cheers
:potd material for sure!

This should be required reading for all humans. Pictures should be added to further educate the way too many wiggers and other assorted nigger loving assholes out there

[Bleeding Kansas]

Had Enough - Great avatar!

[ChicagoAvenger]

This is so factual and comprehensive, it made
me break out in goosebumps!

STICKY!

[SparklinWiggles]

:potd
Case in point...
http://img.funtasticus.com/2008/nov/040810damn/owned_14.jpg

[AlphnX]

Excellent work, doc johnson! :thup

[ChicagoAvenger]

Actually, it is beyond Excellent!

Doc needs a publicist

[Dwight Mansburden]

Its the Nigger Manifesto according to Doc Johnson! -cheers

[Doc Johnson]

36) COCOA BUTTER: Niggers use cocoa butter like there's no tomorrow. They think it makes them "look purty" because it tends to hide their scaly skin. Cocoa butter smells nice in small quantities, but when Niggers slather handfuls of it on themselves it smells exactly just like those burning 50 gallon shit buckets that are used in military latrines and then filled with diesel fuel and set on fire. Putting cocoa butter on a Nigger is like putting grease on a turd. I mean seriously - why bother? You just end up with a greasy turd.

37) CHIMPANZEE SKULL: Next time you're sitting someplace, take a look as Humans and Niggers pass by. From the side view, the face on Humans is almost perfectly vertical - with the nose being the most prominent feature visible. Now look at a Nigger - the part that sticks out the farthest are the lips and teeth. This is because the Nigger skull is basically identical to that of a Chimpanzee - the jaw is thrust forward and the back of the skull is extended, resulting in very little forehead area. Unfortunately, this is where the Frontal Lobes of the brain go - these are the parts of the brain that control higher thought and reasoning. The Nigger brain closely resembles that of an ape and thus they lack any real mental ability or emotional control - everything with them is "Gibs Muh", "Blame Whitey" and "Muh Dik". Why we brought these diseased apes here is beyond me - they were never meant to walk freely among Humans!

38) GROOMING: The new thing with Niggers these days is to carry a small dog brush with them so they can comb their nappy heads in public. I've seen Niggers brush themselves in airplanes before take-off, and look around to see if anyone saw them trying to look all spiffy. "Oh look, Mommy - the Chimpanzee is cleaning itself!" This is just another form of "Look-A-Me!" behaviour used by these digusting creatures to get noticed. Unfortunately, it puts nearby Humans at risk for catching ticks, lice and scabies from this disgusting habit. Why in the hell do we allow Niggers on airplanes anyhow? As a matter of fact - why aren't they still in zoos? Everytime a Nigger gets on an airplane the first thing it tries to do is mate with the liquor cart or blow itself up with an underwear bomb. Just say "No!" to airborne Niggers!

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

[UNIVERSALC00NFREEW0RLD]

Hey CO you've been rayciss to Doc Johnson.:lol The man has no awards of recognition? He sho deserves some gnomesayin :) :thup . Well Doc, you have my vote for outstanding contribution :) Your posts have stayed in my memory and made niggers chimpout so that's prestige above what the medals can express.To me atleast! God bless ya.

You were one of the first who made me realize how much CO rocked!

[Doc Johnson]

It's everyone here that makes CO rock! I'm just trying to contibute what little I can....

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

[NiggerHairTobacco]

Awesome write up, Doc!

Maybe you could expose the mystery of niggers owning Pit Bulls in the next edition :lol

Enjoyable read!

[Athena]

Excellent piece of work which is what all niggers are a piece of work

[Doc Johnson]

41. WIDELY SPACED EYE SOCKETS: Ever notice how far apart Oprah's eyes are spaced? As a matter of fact - ever notice how widely spaced apart most Nigger's eyes are??? The "Gollywog" effect of wide eye spacing is indicative of two things - with one of them being inbreeding. The Nigger species has been identified as being the most "diverse" (genetically) of any creature - and in this case, like all other cases, "diversity" is bad. It means pockets of Niggers dragging their knuckles around Sub-Saharan Africa did nothing but shit everywhere and interbreed like rabbits for hundreds of thousands of years. Historically, Niggers didn't travel - they were too lazy and stupid to venture beyond their local watering hole, resulting in many sub-species of Niggers (Pygmies, Congoids, etc.) that are virtually completely seperate species all by themsleves. Bottom line: They screwed their own sisters and cousins for eons, resulting many isolated clusters of identically bizarre and disgusting looking Niggers.

42. WIDELY SPACED EYE SOCKETS - PART II: Wide eye spacing also denotes that Niggers were prey, not hunters. All herbivores have eyes that have migrated outwards towards the peripheral portions of their skulls to afford them a more panoramic view of their surroundings in order to better detect predators. Closely spaced and evenly centered eyes are the traits of predators - who needed to have keen forward binocular vision in order to determine prey speed and distance. Humans, by virtue of having to survive the Ice Ages, underwent genetic adaptations spurring brain and cranial development in order for us to survive as a species. What are the world's smartest animals? Hunters! Intelligence and planning are traits of predators - not Niggers. Niggers suck!

43. BETTER ATHLETES: Libtards and Nigger sympathizers will often argue that Negroes are "superior" because they can run fast and catch a ball. Ironically, this arguement actually defeats itself by PROVING that Niggers are in fact animals. Virtually every animal can outrun a Human. Virtually every animal can catch a ball better than a Human. That doesn't make them "better" than a Human - it just means they're animals. Niggers are fast runners because the slower ones got eaten by carnivores. It is interesting to note that Niggers didn't run quickly TO catch anything - they ran quickly to get AWAY from things. Think about that next time you watch sports on TV - the "fast twitch" muscle response in Niggers was the direct result of running like scared bitches for the last 250,000 years!

#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

44. BETTER ATHLETES - PART II: Being an Athlete means more than running, jumping and climbing. An Athlete is a role model. Dedication, humility, perserverence, and gratitude are the hallmark attributes of true Athletes. Thugs recruited from "da Hood" or some Nigger college to play in the NBA or NFL lack all of these traits. They are simply Gang-Bangers wearing Nikes, and their true colors show when they get some "cash money" in they pocket. Nigger "Afleets" ALWAYS self-destruct because they lack the intellect and moral up-bringing to handle the stresses and temptations that come with celebrity status. Media darlings such as OJ Simpson slashed his coal-burning wife, and the half-Negroe "Magic Nigger" Woods just couldn't keep his jimmie in his pants whenever White Wimmenz was around. Nigger Afleets are little more than greedy, grabbing Monkeys who get their paws stuck in the cookie jar trying to steal more than they can handle!

45. SWIMMING: It is a well known fact most Primates can't swim. Every zoo in the world has a moat around the Monkey Exhibit because everyone knows damn well that Monkeys can't cross it, so no cages are needed. So why in the hell does everybody act so surprized when Niggers drown? Niggers look like apes, they walk like apes, and they sure as hell are dumber than apes.... but, noooooo - thanks to the Libtards we have to somehow ignore the facts and pretend these things are Human. Never mind they can't do math, build cities, invent wheels, raise children, follow rules, or even fucking swim for Christ's sake. Summertime is Nigger Rockfish time - truly the season to rejoice!

$%# Niggers!

Doc

[haywood]

44. BETTER ATHLETES - PART II: Being an Athlete means more than running, jumping and climbing. An Athlete is a role model. Dedication, humility, perserverence, and gratitude are the hallmark attributes of true Athletes. Thugs recruited from "da Hood" or some Nigger college to play in the NBA or NFL lack all of these traits. They are simply Gang-Bangers wearing Nikes, and their true colors show when they get some "cash money" in they pocket. Nigger "Afleets" ALWAYS self-destruct because they lack the intellect and moral up-bringing to handle the stresses and temptations that come with celebrity status. Media darlings such as OJ Simpson slashed his coal-burning wife, and the half-Negroe "Magic Nigger" Woods just couldn't keep his jimmie in his pants whenever White Wimmenz was around. Nigger Afleets are little more than greedy, grabbing Monkeys who get their paws stuck in the cookie jar trying to steal more than they can handle!

45. SWIMMING: It is a well known fact most Primates can't swim. Every zoo in the world has a moat around the Monkey Exhibit because everyone knows damn well that Monkeys can't cross it, so no cages are needed. So why in the hell does everybody act so surprized when Niggers drown? Niggers look like apes, they walk like apes, and they sure as hell are dumber than apes.... but, noooooo - thanks to the Libtards we have to somehow ignore the facts and pretend these things are Human. Never mind they can't do math, build cities, invent wheels, raise children, follow rules, or even fucking swim for Christ's sake. Summertime is Nigger Rockfish time - truly the season to rejoice!

$%# Niggers!

Doc

An ah' beez in Souf Florida, Rockfish paradise! Wonder how many nigs will drown this summer? Population control-gnomesayin'?!!!!!!!!!!:darwin:dats2

[Doc Johnson]

46. SHARE THE WEALTH: Niggers are ever-so-fond of "sharing the wealth" - but only when it means taking away YOUR stuff, not giving away theirs. Chimps are greedy, grabbing creatures by nature - and Niggers, which share 99.9% of the Chimpanzee DNA, are no different. Niggers will "share the wealth" by robbing, looting, and raping - and somehow rationalize it in their primitive inbred minds that "Whitey Owes Me". Here's a Newsflash, Mandingo - Whitey doesn't owe you SHIT! You sub-humanoid pieces of Simian filth should be thanking us everyday for importing your worthless butts over to the civilized world, where you can scream "Gibs Muh" or "Rayciss" and Jessie Jackson and CNN will come running to pamper your black asses.

47. SMALL EARS: Although Niggers are usually referred to as "Chimps" technically the Chimpanzee is a different species entirely. Niggers are retrograde offshoots of the Great Apes, and most Niggers physically resemble Gorillas more so than they do Chimpanzees - same flaring nose, extended distal portion of the skull, and most notably incredibly small ears. Niggers are often heard saying "Huh? Wuh?" but this doesn't have anything to do with hearing - it has everything to do with the fact that their under-powered brains are stalling for time so they can run away from the Law (covered in more detail under "Huh? Wuh?" section).

48. STUPID ARM GESTURES: Niggers will raise their arms and make stupid gang gestures when agitated. Chimpanzees and Monkeys will raise their arms overhead in the same manner when they feel threatened. Coincidence? I think not! Niggers are apes. Repeat after me - "N-I-G-G-E-R-S" "A-R-E" " A-P-E-S" See? Isn't it easier to speak the truth instead of lies the Libtards and Government has pounded into your head? Sure it is! Niggers are apes! 'Nuff said!


%^$ Niggers!

Doc

[Athena]

That was a great piece of work. Ever notice how the IQ tests were banned from the public schools? Ever wonder why? The niggers scored so low that it made the niggers look bad. Solution is simple no more IQ tests

[niggersareparasites]

Doc....I think this should be taught in every public school. Thanks.

[Overdose]

I'd like to add Red Lobster aka Red Nogster to the list -- used to be an okay seafood place twenty yrs ago until the nigger started to think it was the Ruth's Chris of seafood and infested it...must be some mating ritual for the nigger to impress a sow or some dumb coalburner to take them to red nogster...every red lobster I've been to since the 90s is nigger-fuxated...

[Doc Johnson]

49. Primitive Tooth Structure: Mother Nature knows all - and she knew that Niggers would be too stupid and lazy to practice even the most basic hygiene skills, including wiping their ass and brushing their teeth! Your typical Negroe has big, widely spaced teeth that look more like a mouthful of tombstones. The wide spacing helps assure that nothing will get lodged between them - making routine maintenance unnecesary. The only Negroes that have nice, straight teeth are those that came from disgusting coal-burning moms. Human DNA helps smooth out some of the superficial Negroid features (think in terms of Beyonce or Alicia Keys) but of course merely masks the chimp lurking inside. Negroes lack tails because Mother Nature also wisely removed them - otherwise they'd drag them through shit all day!

50. Proof that Space Aliens Visited Earth: Niggers are not "One of God's Creatures" - Anopheles mosquitos, Sand Fleas, and Hagfish qualify as being amoung God's Creatures, but Niggers are not. Scientists are still trying to figure out which theory is correct - either that Niggers are proof that aliens visited Earth to screw monkeys during their holiday junkets, or that Niggers were created by Satan himself. Either way, Niggers don't go to Heaven. As a matter of fact - they can't even PRONOUNCE Heaven (see below!)

51. Heaven: Niggers talk about Heaven all the time like it was some giant combination FEMA Office, Liquor Store, and Whore House up in the sky that awaits them when they die. "Plenty of fried chicken, White Wimmenz, and Courvosier in Hebbins, yessir Boss!" Sorry, Niggers - you don't go to Heaven. You can't even prounounce Heaven you stupid apes. Heaven is pronounced "Heaven" - the best you dumb Niggers can manage to blurt out is something like "Hebbins" with those giant mumbo lips and ape-like jaw structure. Watch the "Green Mile" sometime and see that over-sized Nigger singing about "Hebbins - Ibz goins ta' Hebbins" right before they fry its murdering ass. Now THAT is entertainment!

52. Church: Church is the place where Niggers go every Sunday to look, talk, dress, and act just like a bunch of Niggers. Church to Niggers is the ultimate ape-fest where wearing purple and orange suits is somehow acceptable and jumping up and down babbling about "Hebbins" and "Jeebus" is an attempt to induce members of the opposite sex to mate immediately afterwards. As a matter of fact, most Nigger offspring are conceived in stolen cars, the shrubbery, or in Porta-Johns right outside of Nigger Churches. The whole concept of "redemption", "salvation", and "confession" is lost on Niggers. For them it's "Muh Dik", "Muh Poosey" and "Blame Whitey". Stupid apes....

$%# Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

53. Ambiguous Sexuality: Even experienced Zoologists have a hard time distinguishing the male and female members of the nigger species from each other. For the most part, there really is no physical difference between the two and some scientists are convinced that Niggers simply produce offspring spontaneously without requiring a member of the opposite sex to participate. Given that most Sheboons have had farm animals, rented furniture and major appliances as sex partners, that theory may very well be true! Another popular theory states that the reason that so many negroe males are on the "Dow Low" is that they simply don't know the difference. Nature has endowed Niggers with the ability to mate with anything, and to do so frequently - much to the disgust of the Civilized World.

54. Sunglasses at Night: Niggers are so stupid that they think wearing sunglasses makes them look cool, and will wear them at night to look even more cool. Not! The only thing that wearing sunglasses does is make them look like Chimpanzees wearing sunglasses! Niggers have the uncanny ability to fool themselves, which Nature provided so they don't all jump off of cliffs en masse like Lemmings. If Niggers knew how stupid and ugly they were, they would drown their offspring at birth and set fire to themselves. The Mai-Mai Nigger tribe in Africa wear faucets around their necks when they go into battle, believing that water makes them invisible and also bullet-proof. This really is how stupid Niggers are, folks!

55. Music in the Head: Every Nigger you see seems to be listening to some kind of music inside it's head. This isn't just an act - thanks to the unique ape-like structure of the Nigger skull, radio waves become trapped inside. The Professor from Gilligan's Island proved this point by making a radio out of a coconut, until Gilligan screwed it up somehow and they never got rescued. Regardless, the Nigger skull is shaped much like a coconut and is just as thick. This combination of shape and thickness traps radio waves in the frequency of 96.7 Mhz inside their nearly empty craniums where the music plays all day long! Christ, they're primative....

^&% Niggers!

Doc

[Coonmander-in-Chief]

47. SMALL EARS: Although Niggers are usually referred to as "Chimps" technically the Chimpanzee is a different species entirely. Niggers are retrograde offshoots of the Great Apes, and most Niggers physically resemble Gorillas more so than they do Chimpanzees - same flaring nose, extended distal portion of the skull, and most notably incredibly small ears. Niggers are often heard saying "Huh? Wuh?" but this doesn't have anything to do with hearing - it has everything to do with the fact that their under-powered brains are stalling for time so they can run away from the Law (covered in more detail under "Huh? Wuh?" section).

It is no coincidence that nigger lips are twice the size of human lips, and nigger ears half the size of human ears. Niggers do FAR more "talking" (read: eeking, ooking, chattering, babbling) than listening. What little speech or sound that DOES get through over the nigger's own chattering is not understood anyway, so over time niggers' ears grew smaller and the lips grew larger.

[Coonmander-in-Chief]

49. Primitive Tooth Structure: Mother Nature knows all - and she knew that Niggers would be too stupid and lazy to practice even the most basic hygiene skills, including wiping their ass and brushing their teeth! Your typical Negroe has big, widely spaced teeth that look more like a mouthful of tombstones. The wide spacing helps assure that nothing will get lodged between them - making routine maintenance unnecesary. The only Negroes that have nice, straight teeth are those that came from disgusting coal-burning moms. Human DNA helps smooth out some of the superficial Negroid features (think in terms of Beyonce or Alicia Keys) but of course merely masks the chimp lurking inside. Negroes lack tails because Mother Nature also wisely removed them - otherwise they'd drag them through shit all day!

Mother Nature also knew that niggers wouldn't be able to formulate intelligent, logical and reasonable responses during conversations, so she gave them all that gap between their two front teeth so they can make that delightful tooth-sucking noise we all know and love. Some coal-burners (like Madonna) also have that gap in the front teeth. I presume this is because they were destined at birth to be coal-burners and needed the tooth gap in order to communicate more effectively with their pet niggers.

[Doc Johnson]

56. SOUL FOOD PART I - CHICKEN AND CHITERLINGS: The Nigger love for KFC and Popeyes Chicken is legendary. Even in the "Old South" Humans were puzzled by the Negroe's insatiable desire for the "throw-away" parts of slaughtered animals that were normally fed to hogs. To understand this behaviour better, one must realize that the Nigger was never a hunter - it lacked the cunning and organizational abilities to do so, rather these disgusting Simians looked for food wherever they could find it - often waiting until something died or was killed and scrounged the remains of the picked-over carcass.

The prime competition for these remains was of course large winged birds such as Vultures. Armed with sharp beaks and claws, these foraging bands of Niggers routinely got their asses kicked by flocks of scavenging birds - and they had to wait and dine on whatever was left over once the other superior carnivores finally had their fill. For Niggers to enjoy the prime part of the kill, such as entrails and vital organs, was an impossible dream - so imagine their shock and joy when they became domesticated and were fed such delicacies as Hog Jowls and Chiterlins by their Masters!

Often times Niggers would leave their young unattended (a tradition that continues today!) and Niglets would be carried away by predatory birds. Often these Niglets attempted to "Muh Dik" the young birds in the nest they were being fed to as the mother bird was trying to tear them to shreds. So deep is the Nigger hatred for birds, that is genetically programmed into their DNA. Niggers are simple minded animals, and the sight of seeing their former Avain rivals now quartered and fried is too much for them to resist. Niggers will stuff as much fried chicken down their gaping Simian maws as they can to commemorate their "victory" over their former winged enemies of the sky!

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

57. SOUL FOOD PART II - RIBS: So now we know why Niggers are so attracted to Fried Chicken and Hog Jowls, but how does one explain their insatiable desire for ribs? Indeed, traditionally ribs were hardly a delicacy - more in fact, in the wild they were the very last part of the animal that ever got eaten. In most lean animals, there is little meat on the ribs - just some connective muscle tissue between the bones and the tough membrane that lines the respiratory cavity. In short, next time you see "National Geographic" on TV look at what's left on an animal carcass after it's been picked clean - there's nothing left but bare ribs sticking up in the air!

Since Niggers normally had to wait until all the other more superior predators and scavengers had their pick of the kill, Niggers had survived for 100's of thousands of years by relying on the very last part left over, and that was the ribs. Ribs have been the sole sustinance for packs of unevolved Niggers since time began, and as a result they've developed a strong affinity for them that still continues to this day. Ever seen a Nigger eat ribs? It's absolutely disgusting! They revert back to their feral past instantly - smacking their lips and acting like savage apes (which in hindsight isn't much different than they normally behave, but I digress!)

Ribs historically have been the least desirable part of the animal - at least until fire was invented and Mankind could season and marinate them, then slow cook them to a succulent goodness. Niggers never invented fire, so they had to wait until all the other animals had their fill and took whatever was left. As it is the Animal Kingdom, it is with all things in life - GET TO THE BACK OF THE BUS, NIGGER!

So now you know....

^%&# Niggers!

Doc

[RabbitNoMore]

This is an outstanding thread!
Even the most obtuse libtard would be hard pressed to explain away all this glaring universal evidence that niggers are in fact not human.

:gorilla

[Doc Johnson]

Sadly, civilized society has wasted far too much time and energy trying to find complicated explanations of why Niggers behave like Niggers, and we have wasted billions of dollars trying to fix the problem without understanding the true cause.

We have blamed ourselves, we have blamed our schools, we have blamed our government, we have blamed our parents, and we have blamed our Founding Fathers. In fact we have blamed EVERYONE and EVERYTHING for the sorry state of Negroe affairs other than the Negroe itself.

Why do Niggers act like Niggers? The answer is simple - it's because they're Niggers!

They aren't "Melanin-enriched Humans" who are "just like us". It isn't about skin color at all. Deep inside every Nigger is an insane, depraved, blood-thirsty ape that truly is NOTHING AT ALL like a Human Being! They have contributed NOTHING to society other than crime, violence, poverty and disease. They don't belong amoung us. They aren't one of us....

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

[Bleeding Kansas]

You got that right, Doc. You should have seen the specimens I just saw at nig-mart. Hideous, vile beasts. NOT human in any way. Chimping, ooking, eeking...

Horrifying.

[Ron Paul Supporter]

Sadly, civilized society has wasted far too much time and energy trying to find complicated explanations of why Niggers behave like Niggers, and we have wasted billions of dollars trying to fix the problem without understanding the true cause.

We have blamed ourselves, we have blamed our schools, we have blamed our government, we have blamed our parents, and we have blamed our Founding Fathers. In fact we have blamed EVERYONE and EVERYTHING for the sorry state of Negroe affairs other than the Negroe itself.

Why do Niggers act like Niggers? The answer is simple - it's because they're Niggers!

They aren't "Melanin-enriched Humans" who are "just like us". It isn't about skin color at all. Deep inside every Nigger is an insane, depraved, blood-thirsty ape that truly is NOTHING AT ALL like a Human Being! They have contributed NOTHING to society other than crime, violence, poverty and disease. They don't belong amoung us. They aren't one of us....

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

:potd

This is spot on! It is my conclusion as well -cheers

[Patriot1976]

Great stuff. SO true!

[Doc Johnson]

58. SLAVERY: Niggers invented slavery, and that is an indisputable fact. They are sick, loathsome creatures that occupy the lowest rung in every society and they darn well know it. In an effort to make themselves feel better, they have an inner need to find something - anything - that is below them, and they have fulfilled this need by capturing and enslaving others of their own hideous species for hundreds of thousands of years so they can feel just like they are the "Chimp in Charge" of another worthless piece of shit.

The modern spin on this is that Niggers will attempt to enslave white girls by getting them hooked on dope, then turning them out on the street corner to make money. This is the same reason that Niggers raise Pitbulls and own pets - just so they can feel "superior" to something. Niggers are truly sick, disgusting morph apes that shouldn't be allowed to mix with Humans, let alone other animals. Good God, they truly make be want to vomit!

$%# Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

59. SLAVERY - PART II: Being brought to the civilzed world as slaves was the greatest thing that ever happened to Niggers, yet they piss and moan like it was some great catastrophy! Just once I'd like to see a Nigger actually thank his lucky stars that his Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather was some useless scrounger that was caught by his own kind and sold to Slave Traders.

Without slavery Niggers would be nearly extinct, yet they are flourishing now across the world thanks to White Guilt and "free gubermint money an' sheeit" that has encouraged their species to whine and complain and not do a damn thing for themselves for at least the last 400 years or so. You would think that Niggers would want a holiday commemorating the landing of the Amistaad in the New World, marking the beginning of a whole new future for them - but nooooooooo, the stupid Nigs had to have a special day named after a fat-assed drunken whore-monger that used church funds to procure liquor and prostitutes instead. Next they'll want ANOTHER one for that sack of shit Prezadent Obongo, then probably one after that for Tupac Shikor, then after that Gary Coleman, and finally Kwame Kilpatrick.

Christ! I hate Niggers....

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

[niggersareparasites]

These are posted here somewhere - but I added a few more!

Often people will ask, "Why does the Nigger do this?" or "Why did the Nigger do that?" It is pretty much akin to asking why dogs bark, why cats climb trees, or why birds fly. They just do -- their primitive brains are hard-wired in a manner that is incompatible with Human logic.

God only knows what really goes on inside the chimp's brain-pan, but we can identify certain behaviors that seem to be consistent among the species:

1) "LOOK-A-ME!" This is the basic 24-hour a day / 7 days a week behavior that the Nigger employs to get attention. This is basically why Niggers wear the most idiotic outfits, have 10 pounds of fake "bling" around their necks, blare their stereos, talk at the top of their voice at all times, etc., etc. It is all a ploy to get noticed and stand out from the other members of the Chimp Pack in an attempt to get food, money, or sex.

2) "GIBS-MUH!" Now that the Nigger has your attention, it will attempt to extort spare change, get free Government Cheese, FEMA checks, or even the rims off of your car. The Nigger, suffering from an inferiority complex by nature, is also perpetually lazy and stupid, and therefore blames all of its problems on Whitey -- seeking free handouts as a never-ending form of compensation for imagined wrongdoings.

3) "MUH-DIK" This is the primary driver of Nigger behavior. Everything to a Nigger revolves around sex -- whether it's with an unwilling victim, farm animals, patio furniture, a Brother on the "Down-Low", or a female member of it's own species. Niggers have an unusually strong sex drive because basically the species would have died out 10's of thousands of years ago if they weren't genetically programmed to screw even the ugliest, most disgusting member of the opposite sex in response to Nature's demand to perpetuate the species.

4) "BLING-BLING": Birds and Rodents are inexplicably drawn to shiny metal objects, and so it is with the Nigger. Just as a Pack Rat will stuff its nest with all manner of useless bits of shiny metal, the Nigger similarly adorns itself and its "crib" with the cheapest, gaudiest glittery metallic crap. Niggers in the Congo are literally walking around on top of raw diamonds and couldn't care less, yet they will sacrifice themselves like Lemmings in an attempt to steal that sweet, and oh so seductive, shiny copper from High Voltage power lines. You could chrome plate a dog turd and somewhere a Nigger would absolutely think it was the greatest thing on earth.

5) "DAT-ASS": The bigger the butt, the better -- even to circus proportions, at least according to the Nigger. Interestingly this is a universal trait among Negroids scattered worldwide. I am at a loss to explain this, other than perhaps, just perhaps, that barely repressed Cannibalistic portion of their disgusting Simian cerebral cortex views their mates as potential sources of food in the even of some type of calamity. When they say, "Damn, Dat ass sho' looks fine" it may have a ulterior, and sinister, motive behind it!

6) "SCALDING HOT WATER": What the hell is it with Niggers and boiling water? It seems to be their weapon of choice when disputes erupt in their domicile, but think about it.... how often do you "just happen" to have boiling water just laying around your kitchen all day long and at all hours of the night??? Don't be fooled -- if you see a Nigger boiling water, trouble will follow. Someone or Something is going to get its ass scalded! As superstitious as these apes are, I think that they really believe that there's an evil Jumbi in the water that they're unleashing onto their victims. "I didn't do nuffin' - deys an evils Jumbi in dey watah dat jus' flew out and burned muh husband while we wuz argueing an' sheet!"

7) "40's and a BLUNT": The Nigger's mutated chimp brain can make quite an internal racket, and they only way that the Negroid can shut the troublesome Inner Chattering Monkey off for awhile is to drown its ass in alcohol and subdue it with drugs. Not a bad plan, as the troublesome "thinking" part of their brains is the one that houses such bothersome emotions such
as "Guilt", "Consequences", "Remorse", "Responsibility", "Planning", "Honesty", "Intellect", "Charity", and a zillion other painfully excrutiating thoughts that can interfere with the normal criminal (i.e., jungle) mental process that the Upright Chimp feels quite at home with.

8) "FRUIT JUICE": Niggers absolutely go ape over any fruit-flavored drink such as Tiki Punch or Kool-Aid. This is hard wired into their chimp brain pan, and like the appendix, appears to be a vestigial remnant from earlier times. The Nigger in the distant past was a lazy, useless scrounger -- finding ripe and rotting fruit on the ground was a major component of their diet being that they were too stupid and lethargic to actually go hunt something. Niggers today survive on free Government Cheese, Welfare, FEMA Checks, and hand-outs from YT, but the Inner Chimp still gets all excited when brightly colored fruit drinks are served and will consume them in gluttonous amounts.

9) "WHITE WIMMINZ": Often people will ask, "Why don't they just stick to their own kind?" The answer is simple -- have you SEEN the females of their species?!! The typical Negroid Sow is commonly a disgusting fat-assed disease ridden baboon which will indiscriminately mate with anything. Even good-looking "Women of Color" such as Halle Barry, Beyonce, and Mariah Carey have been enhanced by copious amounts of Human DNA in their lineage and are more distantly removed from their Negroid roots than they'd care to admit -- but still a lot of make-up and plastic surgery has been used to make them look more Human.

10) "PUBLIC HUGGING": Males of the Negroid species will commonly make a great scene of hugging each other in public places where White Wimminz congregate. This is to draw attention to themselves (typical "Look-A-Me" behaviour) and to make unsuspecting White Females think that Negroes are fun to be around, and that it is OK to touch them. It is not! Girls, don't fall for this trap, Niggers are just Niggers even if bleach them white and send them to Oxford for an education. The Inner Chimp still awaits the right moment, and you will ultimately be raped, murdered, tortured, robbed, burned alive, hacked to death, or any number of other bad endings. Just say No to the Nigger!

11) "UNINTELLIGIBLE GREETINGS": Two Niggers passing each other on a street or sidewalk will loudly utter unintelligible garbage back and forth and walk away smugly as if something important had just happened. It didn't. The Nigger engages in a 24 hour a day effort to set itself apart from the rest of the Chimp Pack in order to be noticed by females, or by pretending it knows something that the others don't in order to give its fragile ego a boost. Typically, in a scenario like described above, Nigger #1 will bellow out something like, "Hey Brutha -- Foobity Hoo, Fu Man Chu, Who Be You, CanYaDigIt?"

The second Nigger, not wanting to admit that it doesn't know what the first Nigger is even remotely talking about will reply in an even louder voice (to draw more attention to itself) "Summuh Fummuh, Shamma Lamma, Sweet Home Alabama, and a SideOrderO'FrenchFries"

The first Nigger, unable to understand a damn thing the second Nigger said, will pretend that it understands perfectly well as to not to appear stupid. It will respond in an even louder voice (again, typical "Look-A-Me" behavior) and utter some more idiotic garbage. Pretty soon, they are both talking at the same time and trying to drown one another out as they continue on their separate ways -- each content that it was the victor in a verbal display of dominance and showmanship, much like two Roosters puffing and strutting around the same yard to impress the females. Stupid Niggers....

12) "EXAGGERATED SENSE OF SELF-IMPORTANCE": Even the scrawniest, most butt-ugly, Lice-infested Nigger with a cold sore on its lip thinks that it is Wesley Snipes, Malcolm X, and Martin Luther King all rolled into one. This exaggerated sense of self-importance is a defensive mechanism that the Negroid adopts at an early age in order to protect itself from having to deal with the truth -- that it is in reality the stupidest, ugliest, lowest form of life on earth.

13) "LARGE SNEAKERS": The Nigger shoe size seems to correspond directly to its age on a "one to one" basis (i.e., an 10 year old Nigger wears a size 10 basketball shoe, an 11 year old Nigger wears a size 11, and so on) which is based partially on physiology and partly on fantasy. Niggers do tend to have large feet, but also try to attract attention to themselves and hope to get some "Muh Dik" by wearing the largest and gaudiest footwear available -- whether they shoplift it, or rob it from another Negroid at gunpoint.

14) "GHETTO LIMP": Inner City Niggers walks with around with a limp in order to give onlookers the impression that they have sustained bullet injuries out there in the mean, cold streets. In fact, many do get shot and die while engaging in TNB. The ones that live are often partially paralyzed and confined to wheelchairs -- the ones limping around either got hurt running from the Police, or trying to break into someone's second story apartment window. The rest are just faking it.

15) "PACK of KOOL MILDS": Contrary to popular opinion, Niggers don't actually buy packs of cigarettes -- they either wait until someone else does and will bum one off of them, or will buy just one single cigarette at a time in order to avoid being "Chumped" by the rest of the local Chimp Pack. The preference for Menthol cigarettes is a universal Negroid trait, perhaps best explained by the fact that when they still had tails they used to swing from Eucalyptus tree to Eucalyptus tree, enjoying those succulent leaves that Menthol comes from -- before Australia finally broke away from the African continent and drifted away.

16) "UNABLE TO DIFFERENTIATE FANTASY FROM FACT": Niggers have an extremely hard time separating what is real from what is not real, which is why they cannot simply sit quietly and watch a movie like everyone else does. The chimp brain lacks sufficient candlepower to understand that the actors on the movie screen or TV set cannot actually hear or see them. This behavior is also commonly seen in many other domestic animals that will suddenly go into "Fight or Flight" type behavior when a National Geographic special comes on, or when a Dog Food commercial is shown.

17) "SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION": For the Nigger, have a car suddenly catch fire and go up in flames while driving is no big deal, in fact it seems to be a fairly common occurance. Similarly too, their living quarters seem to burst into flames alot. Some of it can be blamed on smoking while in bed, other incidents can usually be attributed to the shoddy means by which they repair things -- also known as "Nigger-Rigging" which invariably leads to catastrophic failure.

18) "DISCONNECTED UTILITIES": Yes, this sometimes happens to Humans, but standing in line to get "Da Lectric" or "Da Heat" restored after not paying the utility bills for months on end is a full-time occupation for the Negro. To the Chimpus Americanus it is a downright violation of their rights to actually have to PAY for something, as they have become so accustomed to hand-outs and entitlements they actually think YT owes them everything!

19) "CHIMP PACK": The Chimp Pack denotes a random collection of Negroids that usually assembles for an immediate purpose -- such as Gang Rape, Looting, Intimidation, or 10 against 1 attacks on unsuspecting Humans. Niggers are solely absorbed in their own selfish interests, but will band together as a temporary measure against outsiders. Once the immediate threat has passed, the Chimp Pack will desintegrate once again into a collection of individual Niggers that will try to rob, rape, or kill each other.

20) "RAP MUSIC": Rap music is an expression of the noise that the Inner Chattering Monkey is constantly making inside the Nigger's skull, much like the marble that rolls around inside a can of spray paint. In reponse, the Nigger will attempt to drown the Inner Chattering Monkey in cheap booze, Malt Liquor, or drugs -- often freeing the dangerous "Inner Chimp" which still operates under the Law of the Jungle.

21) "MENTAL ILLNESS": Mental illness is rampant amoungst Niggers, largely because they do not have the brain power to cope with the Higher Brain fucntions that are needed to adapt to Human Society. Laws, Rules, Customs, and Courtesies all take a great deal of brain power to process, and for the Nigger it is all too much. Eventually the chimp brain overheats, and the veneer of civilization that the Nigger wears as a disguise gets stripped off and the true nature of the beast is revealed!2

22) "BREAKFAST AT DENNYS": The ultimate status symbol for a young Negroid is to be seen having breakfast at Denny's Restaurant (Regional variations can include Elias Brothers Big Boy, Shoeney's, and Waffle House) in the company of an attractive young white female whom it presumably spent the night with. When the check arrives the Nigger will recoil in absolute terror, and the naive white girl invariably picks up the bill and leaves the tip. As they drive away, the Nigger will be sprawled out in the passenger side of the girl's vehicle with the seat fully reclined while young Ms. "Too Stupid to Know Any Better" has to pay for gas and drive the worthless Nig around all day. The final insult to Humanity is that the end result is usually an unwanted pregnancy, another mouth for the Taxpayer to feed, and the "Daddy Mack" Nigger nowhere to be found!

23) "LACK OF PARENTING SKILLS": Niggers posses absolutely NO parenting skills, and quite frequently even kill some of their own young. Unfortunately, they usually produce somewhere close to a dozen offspring, with a typical sow producing generally 6 to 10 Niglets from an almost equal number of "Baby Daddys" that refuse to accept any responsibility or provide financial support. While Human couples tend to produce only a small number of children and devote their energies and resources to seeing that they are raised properly, Niggers are biologically programmed to spit out as many bastard miniature shitskins as possible with little regard for who donates the DNA.

24) "POOR ELOCUTION": Simply put -- Niggers can't speak properly. Vocalizing even the simplest of sounds presents a major challenge to the modern day Yard Ape due to its lack of brain power. Speech is a High Level skill that requires the superb mental and physical coordination that is found in Humans and requires a well developed frontal brain lobes. The Nigger is nothing more than a weird Morph Ape with a Beta 2.0 version Chimp Brain upgrade, which is kind of like trying to play Halo II using an old outdated Commodor 64 computer.

25) "SLEEPY NIGGERS": Niggers are by nature night time creatures, and much like cats, will try to sleep at least 18 hours a day. In the wild, the major activities of the Nigger were more or less confined to eating, sleeping, and trying to reproduce. The domesticated Nigger has somewhat of a more complex existence largely due to it's preoccupation with liquor and drugs -- and as a result spends a good deal of time committing crimes to support its habit, and avoiding getting caught by the Police.

26) "SLOW MOTION": Niggers in any public place will move at a snail's pace, particularly if it can delay a Human somehow. The whole purpose of the Nigger's existence (besides crime, drugs, and Muh-Dik) is to get in the White Man's way. Niggers will stop their cars in the middle of the "skreet" just to jabber back and forth like apes because they know someone else will be inconvenienced by it. Fat-assed Sheboons will block an entire Supermarket aisle while smacking their lips on handfulls of free stuff just to slow down a Human shopper. Proverbially, Niggers are pebble in the shoe of Human Progress.

27) "HAND ON MUH DIK": Niggers just can't seem to walk around in public without holding on to their penises. It doesn't matter where - school, church, the Mall - they'd hold onto their jimmy-john in Court, except they're usually wearing handcuffs there. They harbor some deep, dark fear that the Ju-Ju Man will cast a spell on them and steal it - then what the hell would they do with themselves all day?!! There have been numerous news articles about riots and deaths occurring in Nigeria because local citizens feared that their "privates" had been stolen by Witch Doctors. Christ, Niggers are stupid!

28) "COLOR OF MY SKIN": A common refrain for Niggers is that they are hated for the color of their skin, and if they were simply born white, everything would be OK.... No, Niggers - you are hated for everything EXCEPT the color of your skin! You are useless, stupid, stinking pieces of animal filth that should not be allowed to co-exist with Humans. We would still hate you if you were green or purple. Deep inside you're still Niggers - your actions and behaviours confirm this fact everyday!

29) "DEVOLUTION": Unlike the rest of the Human Race, Niggers are slipping backwards on the Evolutionary Scale. During the days of Segregation they sought to emulate some of the finer points of White Society (as best they could) in order to attain better lives for themselves. But in the last several decades they have been given their freedom and have been encouraged to celebrate "diversity" and their non-existent "culture". As a result, Negroes have rapidly begun to devolve into the useless violent apes they were before they were taken out of the jungle 400 years ago. Just like the Goldfish that adapts to the size of the fishbowl it lives in, Niggers will fall to the lowest, most primitive standards of behaviour that society allows them to - and in this case, we've removed all the stops by allowing them to act just like the Niggers they truly are!

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

This should be taught in universities, DOC. Just a brilliant analysis of Nigger behavior.
:think
:rant:what

[Doc Johnson]

60. Spontaneous Death:

Ever read the newspaper? Virtually every morning you'll see some Nigger "Afleet" (usually a Teenaper) has unexplainably keeled over and died for no apparent reason.

Niggers are prone to "sudden everything" - sudden rage, sudden violence, sudden looting, sudden muh-dik, sudden stupidity... and of course sudden death! If only they could add "spontaneous combustion" to that list, they'd get the whole Trifecta!

Sudden death is due to the fact that the Nigger is a genetic anomally - a freak offshoot of the ape kingdom that has learned to mimic human behaviour. Nature has responded to this abhoration by "flushing the toilet" and producing all kinds of mechanisms to rid itself of this hideous parasite - AIDS, Ebola, Hanta Virus, Drought, Floods, Starvation, etc., but Mankind in his foolishness keeps on interfering!

There's a lesson in all of this - stop screwing with Mother Nature, and let these retarded apes finally perish!

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

[Lord Deniggrator]

Fantastic analysis -should be thought in every self-respecting 101 Anthropology Class ! Keep it up, amigo !
:darwinthumbsup

[Doc Johnson]

So many Niggershines.... so little time (to record it all, that is!)

%^% Niggers!

Doc

[Crusty_Nigger_Lips]

I seriously don't remember the last time I laughed this hard. Much of the hilarity stems from the fact that it's all true. :lmao

Thanks for this thread!! thumbsup

[haywood]

Mother Nature also knew that niggers wouldn't be able to formulate intelligent, logical and reasonable responses during conversations, so she gave them all that gap between their two front teeth so they can make that delightful tooth-sucking noise we all know and love. Some coal-burners (like Madonna) also have that gap in the front teeth. I presume this is because they were destined at birth to be coal-burners and needed the tooth gap in order to communicate more effectively with their pet niggers.

Originally Posted by Doc Johnson
These are posted here somewhere - but I added a few more!

Often people will ask, "Why does the Nigger do this?" or "Why did the Nigger do that?" It is pretty much akin to asking why dogs bark, why cats climb trees, or why birds fly. They just do -- their primitive brains are hard-wired in a manner that is incompatible with Human logic.

God only knows what really goes on inside the chimp's brain-pan, but we can identify certain behaviors that seem to be consistent among the species:

1) "LOOK-A-ME!" This is the basic 24-hour a day / 7 days a week behavior that the Nigger employs to get attention. This is basically why Niggers wear the most idiotic outfits, have 10 pounds of fake "bling" around their necks, blare their stereos, talk at the top of their voice at all times, etc., etc. It is all a ploy to get noticed and stand out from the other members of the Chimp Pack in an attempt to get food, money, or sex.

2) "GIBS-MUH!" Now that the Nigger has your attention, it will attempt to extort spare change, get free Government Cheese, FEMA checks, or even the rims off of your car. The Nigger, suffering from an inferiority complex by nature, is also perpetually lazy and stupid, and therefore blames all of its problems on Whitey -- seeking free handouts as a never-ending form of compensation for imagined wrongdoings.

3) "MUH-DIK" This is the primary driver of Nigger behavior. Everything to a Nigger revolves around sex -- whether it's with an unwilling victim, farm animals, patio furniture, a Brother on the "Down-Low", or a female member of it's own species. Niggers have an unusually strong sex drive because basically the species would have died out 10's of thousands of years ago if they weren't genetically programmed to screw even the ugliest, most disgusting member of the opposite sex in response to Nature's demand to perpetuate the species.

4) "BLING-BLING": Birds and Rodents are inexplicably drawn to shiny metal objects, and so it is with the Nigger. Just as a Pack Rat will stuff its nest with all manner of useless bits of shiny metal, the Nigger similarly adorns itself and its "crib" with the cheapest, gaudiest glittery metallic crap. Niggers in the Congo are literally walking around on top of raw diamonds and couldn't care less, yet they will sacrifice themselves like Lemmings in an attempt to steal that sweet, and oh so seductive, shiny copper from High Voltage power lines. You could chrome plate a dog turd and somewhere a Nigger would absolutely think it was the greatest thing on earth.

5) "DAT-ASS": The bigger the butt, the better -- even to circus proportions, at least according to the Nigger. Interestingly this is a universal trait among Negroids scattered worldwide. I am at a loss to explain this, other than perhaps, just perhaps, that barely repressed Cannibalistic portion of their disgusting Simian cerebral cortex views their mates as potential sources of food in the even of some type of calamity. When they say, "Damn, Dat ass sho' looks fine" it may have a ulterior, and sinister, motive behind it!

6) "SCALDING HOT WATER": What the hell is it with Niggers and boiling water? It seems to be their weapon of choice when disputes erupt in their domicile, but think about it.... how often do you "just happen" to have boiling water just laying around your kitchen all day long and at all hours of the night??? Don't be fooled -- if you see a Nigger boiling water, trouble will follow. Someone or Something is going to get its ass scalded! As superstitious as these apes are, I think that they really believe that there's an evil Jumbi in the water that they're unleashing onto their victims. "I didn't do nuffin' - deys an evils Jumbi in dey watah dat jus' flew out and burned muh husband while we wuz argueing an' sheet!"

7) "40's and a BLUNT": The Nigger's mutated chimp brain can make quite an internal racket, and they only way that the Negroid can shut the troublesome Inner Chattering Monkey off for awhile is to drown its ass in alcohol and subdue it with drugs. Not a bad plan, as the troublesome "thinking" part of their brains is the one that houses such bothersome emotions such
as "Guilt", "Consequences", "Remorse", "Responsibility", "Planning", "Honesty", "Intellect", "Charity", and a zillion other painfully excrutiating thoughts that can interfere with the normal criminal (i.e., jungle) mental process that the Upright Chimp feels quite at home with.

8) "FRUIT JUICE": Niggers absolutely go ape over any fruit-flavored drink such as Tiki Punch or Kool-Aid. This is hard wired into their chimp brain pan, and like the appendix, appears to be a vestigial remnant from earlier times. The Nigger in the distant past was a lazy, useless scrounger -- finding ripe and rotting fruit on the ground was a major component of their diet being that they were too stupid and lethargic to actually go hunt something. Niggers today survive on free Government Cheese, Welfare, FEMA Checks, and hand-outs from YT, but the Inner Chimp still gets all excited when brightly colored fruit drinks are served and will consume them in gluttonous amounts.

9) "WHITE WIMMINZ": Often people will ask, "Why don't they just stick to their own kind?" The answer is simple -- have you SEEN the females of their species?!! The typical Negroid Sow is commonly a disgusting fat-assed disease ridden baboon which will indiscriminately mate with anything. Even good-looking "Women of Color" such as Halle Barry, Beyonce, and Mariah Carey have been enhanced by copious amounts of Human DNA in their lineage and are more distantly removed from their Negroid roots than they'd care to admit -- but still a lot of make-up and plastic surgery has been used to make them look more Human.

10) "PUBLIC HUGGING": Males of the Negroid species will commonly make a great scene of hugging each other in public places where White Wimminz congregate. This is to draw attention to themselves (typical "Look-A-Me" behaviour) and to make unsuspecting White Females think that Negroes are fun to be around, and that it is OK to touch them. It is not! Girls, don't fall for this trap, Niggers are just Niggers even if bleach them white and send them to Oxford for an education. The Inner Chimp still awaits the right moment, and you will ultimately be raped, murdered, tortured, robbed, burned alive, hacked to death, or any number of other bad endings. Just say No to the Nigger!

11) "UNINTELLIGIBLE GREETINGS": Two Niggers passing each other on a street or sidewalk will loudly utter unintelligible garbage back and forth and walk away smugly as if something important had just happened. It didn't. The Nigger engages in a 24 hour a day effort to set itself apart from the rest of the Chimp Pack in order to be noticed by females, or by pretending it knows something that the others don't in order to give its fragile ego a boost. Typically, in a scenario like described above, Nigger #1 will bellow out something like, "Hey Brutha -- Foobity Hoo, Fu Man Chu, Who Be You, CanYaDigIt?"

The second Nigger, not wanting to admit that it doesn't know what the first Nigger is even remotely talking about will reply in an even louder voice (to draw more attention to itself) "Summuh Fummuh, Shamma Lamma, Sweet Home Alabama, and a SideOrderO'FrenchFries"

The first Nigger, unable to understand a damn thing the second Nigger said, will pretend that it understands perfectly well as to not to appear stupid. It will respond in an even louder voice (again, typical "Look-A-Me" behavior) and utter some more idiotic garbage. Pretty soon, they are both talking at the same time and trying to drown one another out as they continue on their separate ways -- each content that it was the victor in a verbal display of dominance and showmanship, much like two Roosters puffing and strutting around the same yard to impress the females. Stupid Niggers....

12) "EXAGGERATED SENSE OF SELF-IMPORTANCE": Even the scrawniest, most butt-ugly, Lice-infested Nigger with a cold sore on its lip thinks that it is Wesley Snipes, Malcolm X, and Martin Luther King all rolled into one. This exaggerated sense of self-importance is a defensive mechanism that the Negroid adopts at an early age in order to protect itself from having to deal with the truth -- that it is in reality the stupidest, ugliest, lowest form of life on earth.

13) "LARGE SNEAKERS": The Nigger shoe size seems to correspond directly to its age on a "one to one" basis (i.e., an 10 year old Nigger wears a size 10 basketball shoe, an 11 year old Nigger wears a size 11, and so on) which is based partially on physiology and partly on fantasy. Niggers do tend to have large feet, but also try to attract attention to themselves and hope to get some "Muh Dik" by wearing the largest and gaudiest footwear available -- whether they shoplift it, or rob it from another Negroid at gunpoint.

14) "GHETTO LIMP": Inner City Niggers walks with around with a limp in order to give onlookers the impression that they have sustained bullet injuries out there in the mean, cold streets. In fact, many do get shot and die while engaging in TNB. The ones that live are often partially paralyzed and confined to wheelchairs -- the ones limping around either got hurt running from the Police, or trying to break into someone's second story apartment window. The rest are just faking it.

15) "PACK of KOOL MILDS": Contrary to popular opinion, Niggers don't actually buy packs of cigarettes -- they either wait until someone else does and will bum one off of them, or will buy just one single cigarette at a time in order to avoid being "Chumped" by the rest of the local Chimp Pack. The preference for Menthol cigarettes is a universal Negroid trait, perhaps best explained by the fact that when they still had tails they used to swing from Eucalyptus tree to Eucalyptus tree, enjoying those succulent leaves that Menthol comes from -- before Australia finally broke away from the African continent and drifted away.

16) "UNABLE TO DIFFERENTIATE FANTASY FROM FACT": Niggers have an extremely hard time separating what is real from what is not real, which is why they cannot simply sit quietly and watch a movie like everyone else does. The chimp brain lacks sufficient candlepower to understand that the actors on the movie screen or TV set cannot actually hear or see them. This behavior is also commonly seen in many other domestic animals that will suddenly go into "Fight or Flight" type behavior when a National Geographic special comes on, or when a Dog Food commercial is shown.

17) "SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION": For the Nigger, have a car suddenly catch fire and go up in flames while driving is no big deal, in fact it seems to be a fairly common occurance. Similarly too, their living quarters seem to burst into flames alot. Some of it can be blamed on smoking while in bed, other incidents can usually be attributed to the shoddy means by which they repair things -- also known as "Nigger-Rigging" which invariably leads to catastrophic failure.

18) "DISCONNECTED UTILITIES": Yes, this sometimes happens to Humans, but standing in line to get "Da Lectric" or "Da Heat" restored after not paying the utility bills for months on end is a full-time occupation for the Negro. To the Chimpus Americanus it is a downright violation of their rights to actually have to PAY for something, as they have become so accustomed to hand-outs and entitlements they actually think YT owes them everything!

19) "CHIMP PACK": The Chimp Pack denotes a random collection of Negroids that usually assembles for an immediate purpose -- such as Gang Rape, Looting, Intimidation, or 10 against 1 attacks on unsuspecting Humans. Niggers are solely absorbed in their own selfish interests, but will band together as a temporary measure against outsiders. Once the immediate threat has passed, the Chimp Pack will desintegrate once again into a collection of individual Niggers that will try to rob, rape, or kill each other.

20) "RAP MUSIC": Rap music is an expression of the noise that the Inner Chattering Monkey is constantly making inside the Nigger's skull, much like the marble that rolls around inside a can of spray paint. In reponse, the Nigger will attempt to drown the Inner Chattering Monkey in cheap booze, Malt Liquor, or drugs -- often freeing the dangerous "Inner Chimp" which still operates under the Law of the Jungle.

21) "MENTAL ILLNESS": Mental illness is rampant amoungst Niggers, largely because they do not have the brain power to cope with the Higher Brain fucntions that are needed to adapt to Human Society. Laws, Rules, Customs, and Courtesies all take a great deal of brain power to process, and for the Nigger it is all too much. Eventually the chimp brain overheats, and the veneer of civilization that the Nigger wears as a disguise gets stripped off and the true nature of the beast is revealed!2

22) "BREAKFAST AT DENNYS": The ultimate status symbol for a young Negroid is to be seen having breakfast at Denny's Restaurant (Regional variations can include Elias Brothers Big Boy, Shoeney's, and Waffle House) in the company of an attractive young white female whom it presumably spent the night with. When the check arrives the Nigger will recoil in absolute terror, and the naive white girl invariably picks up the bill and leaves the tip. As they drive away, the Nigger will be sprawled out in the passenger side of the girl's vehicle with the seat fully reclined while young Ms. "Too Stupid to Know Any Better" has to pay for gas and drive the worthless Nig around all day. The final insult to Humanity is that the end result is usually an unwanted pregnancy, another mouth for the Taxpayer to feed, and the "Daddy Mack" Nigger nowhere to be found!

23) "LACK OF PARENTING SKILLS": Niggers posses absolutely NO parenting skills, and quite frequently even kill some of their own young. Unfortunately, they usually produce somewhere close to a dozen offspring, with a typical sow producing generally 6 to 10 Niglets from an almost equal number of "Baby Daddys" that refuse to accept any responsibility or provide financial support. While Human couples tend to produce only a small number of children and devote their energies and resources to seeing that they are raised properly, Niggers are biologically programmed to spit out as many bastard miniature shitskins as possible with little regard for who donates the DNA.

24) "POOR ELOCUTION": Simply put -- Niggers can't speak properly. Vocalizing even the simplest of sounds presents a major challenge to the modern day Yard Ape due to its lack of brain power. Speech is a High Level skill that requires the superb mental and physical coordination that is found in Humans and requires a well developed frontal brain lobes. The Nigger is nothing more than a weird Morph Ape with a Beta 2.0 version Chimp Brain upgrade, which is kind of like trying to play Halo II using an old outdated Commodor 64 computer.

25) "SLEEPY NIGGERS": Niggers are by nature night time creatures, and much like cats, will try to sleep at least 18 hours a day. In the wild, the major activities of the Nigger were more or less confined to eating, sleeping, and trying to reproduce. The domesticated Nigger has somewhat of a more complex existence largely due to it's preoccupation with liquor and drugs -- and as a result spends a good deal of time committing crimes to support its habit, and avoiding getting caught by the Police.

26) "SLOW MOTION": Niggers in any public place will move at a snail's pace, particularly if it can delay a Human somehow. The whole purpose of the Nigger's existence (besides crime, drugs, and Muh-Dik) is to get in the White Man's way. Niggers will stop their cars in the middle of the "skreet" just to jabber back and forth like apes because they know someone else will be inconvenienced by it. Fat-assed Sheboons will block an entire Supermarket aisle while smacking their lips on handfulls of free stuff just to slow down a Human shopper. Proverbially, Niggers are pebble in the shoe of Human Progress.

27) "HAND ON MUH DIK": Niggers just can't seem to walk around in public without holding on to their penises. It doesn't matter where - school, church, the Mall - they'd hold onto their jimmy-john in Court, except they're usually wearing handcuffs there. They harbor some deep, dark fear that the Ju-Ju Man will cast a spell on them and steal it - then what the hell would they do with themselves all day?!! There have been numerous news articles about riots and deaths occurring in Nigeria because local citizens feared that their "privates" had been stolen by Witch Doctors. Christ, Niggers are stupid!

28) "COLOR OF MY SKIN": A common refrain for Niggers is that they are hated for the color of their skin, and if they were simply born white, everything would be OK.... No, Niggers - you are hated for everything EXCEPT the color of your skin! You are useless, stupid, stinking pieces of animal filth that should not be allowed to co-exist with Humans. We would still hate you if you were green or purple. Deep inside you're still Niggers - your actions and behaviours confirm this fact everyday!

29) "DEVOLUTION": Unlike the rest of the Human Race, Niggers are slipping backwards on the Evolutionary Scale. During the days of Segregation they sought to emulate some of the finer points of White Society (as best they could) in order to attain better lives for themselves. But in the last several decades they have been given their freedom and have been encouraged to celebrate "diversity" and their non-existent "culture". As a result, Negroes have rapidly begun to devolve into the useless violent apes they were before they were taken out of the jungle 400 years ago. Just like the Goldfish that adapts to the size of the fishbowl it lives in, Niggers will fall to the lowest, most primitive standards of behaviour that society allows them to - and in this case, we've removed all the stops by allowing them to act just like the Niggers they truly are!

%^$ Niggers!

Doc
This should be taught in universities, DOC. Just a brilliant analysis of Nigger behavior.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! So true!:darwin:gorilla:girl:what

[Doc Johnson]

60. Spitting on the Sidewalk:
One of the least endearing traits of the Nigrus Domesticus and it's close cousin Nigrus on Parolus is the fact that these disgusting creatures spit on sidewalks.

The saliva of the both the feral and domestic Nigger is dangerous, and should technically be classified as "Biohazardous Medical Waste". Unwitting passersby are tracking germs and bacteria from these disgusting apes into their homes which contains AIDS, Hepatitus, TB, Siphylus, and a thousand other ape-bourne diseases.

Niggers spit on the sidewalk because they are stupid, disgusting creatures who have no concept of sanitation or civilized behaviour. They also spit on the sidewalk out of contempt for "Whitey" and all of his rules. Niggers are really just angry and resentful apes. Inside their over-heated Simian brains they know damn well they are the most loathsome, disgusting creatures on the planet.

They also know that they are too stupid to even build a sidewalk. Building anything takes a knowledge of math and a number of skills that Niggers lack. What Nigger have you ever seen that possesses even the simplest ability to plan out and execute something even remotely complex? Not a single one!

For creatures who claim to have built pyramids and were "Kings an' sheeit" Niggers are really awfully stupid. I mean seriously, they live in mud huts still to this day. They just make up stories like that to make themselves feel better - but we all know that it's just a pack of lies!

$%# Niggers!

Doc

[niggersRputrid]

19) "CHIMP PACK": The Chimp Pack denotes a random collection of Negroids that usually assembles for an immediate purpose -- such as Gang Rape, Looting, Intimidation, or 10 against 1 attacks on unsuspecting Humans. Niggers are solely absorbed in their own selfish interests, but will band together as a temporary measure against outsiders. Once the immediate threat has passed, the Chimp Pack will desintegrate once again into a collection of individual Niggers that will try to rob, rape, or kill each other.
Doc

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[RDRAG]

Niggers will take every advantage to walk as slow as possible in the middle of hallways, airports, cafeterias, and restrooms. They will always be in a group spitting out niggerbabble (love that word) and trying to act cool and get attention in the pack. (Look-A-Me example). Niggers inherited this common "hanging out" trait from their monkey ancestors who swung from trees screeching monkey ooks, eeks, and aaah!'s. Recently at an amusement park during the halloween season, my brother and I were waiting in a line for this Area 51 thing (that sucked anyway) And about 50 niggers were waiting in line in front and behind us. We were forced to stand in a slow-moving line filled with niggers yelling, fighting, pushing, and typing two word nigger messages on their jig-a-phones. This is probably the most common trait amongst niggers is grouping up and annoying and making YT as uncomfortable as possible. After the show, we walk through the concession to find about 5 fat-assed sows sitting on a bench pecking away at their fried chicken and nig-fries. After being disgusted and annoyed, figuring that walking 300 yards to the entrance gate took about half an hour, we just ended up leaving doing one thing and out whole day. I never went to that theme park again. As you can see, that "hanging out" trait interrupts the peaceful cycle that humans try to enjoy.

I agree here with doc, FUCK NIGGERS! :foff

[Doc Johnson]

Yep, they do suck!

$%# Niggers!

Doc

[Alucard]

Understanding the nigger mind is simple. Just study the mind of all parasites like lice, scabies, crabs, tapeworms, etc.

[Doc Johnson]

That is true - just imagine what a homicidal, disgusting rabid ape would do, and that's pretty much how Niggers behave!

$%#@ Niggers!

Doc

[Bottle_of_hate]

This is pure gold.

[Pale Rider]

This is by far one of the best threads on C/O! Great piece of work and 100% spot-on! :gang

[WA421]

61. The Turtle Walk
When niggers walk, they walk slow. The more niggers there are in a pack, the slower they walk. Sometimes they walk at the rate of about half a footstep per second. This behavior is often combined with the already mentioned "hand on muh dik." This makes any human's life hell. Humans have things to do and places to go, like work. There are a few things worse than being stuck behind a pack of niggers, but not too many. The worst part is that you can't exactly blame your lateness on "the pack of stupid fat fucking niggers on the sidewalk."

[CorporalPunishment]

Ize be lookin good/Ize be sexy syndrome

The fattest of bucks/sows are completely oblivious to the fact that they are morbidly obese. The buck thinks 'he be lookin gud' and will hit on all the white wimminz. The sow is far worse as it will cram its 300 lb. bulk into clothes that would look great on a human female but do nothing but make it's fat ass more undesireable than it already is. Something in its simian brain tells it 'Ize be sexy' and 'da boyz be wantin' this juicy fruit'.

Also, the out of shape and/or skinny buck will think he is Ronnie Coleman after working out (improperly) one time as a New Years resolution. All she-boons in the gym are fat. They're the worst as now that they are 'working out' they 'beez lookin gud'. Despite the fact that they do not realize one must physically exert themself to produce actual results. Instead, tight clothes are worn, they 'run' on the treadmill at .00002 MPH while talking on their 'sail' phones and do completely useless and made up exercises.

[RDRAG]

I'm not sure if this has been posted already but since there hasn't been that many posts recently I thought I'd better contribute.

63. Oblivious to their own scent

Niggers seem to believe that they are superior to YT and are more attractive to the white wimminz. I see niggers walking by always trying to attract the nearest white woman without noticing their noxious sulfuric scent that's trailing along with them. You can rarely find a nigger that wont put a grimace on your face often because they are dunked in cheap cologne or their repulsive nigger smell. The most annoying part about it is that the monkeys don't even notice the putrid skunk smell. The niggers evolved from monkeys who needed strong scents to mark their territory but kept the trait. So every time you smell a goon remember its the inner gorilla in them secreting the rancid odor. Tied with the fact that niggers don't have adequate hygiene proves that niggers are retarded self-centered apes who believe that whitey is inferior and the white wimminz belong to them.

!@#* Niggers!

[GetAJob]

This happened to be the first thing I wanted to check out on this site. So I began reading. By the end of the first sentence I knew I was in the right place! There needs to be more updates on "understanding the nigger mind".

I would like to see one about the way they creep their ways into nicer areas as they have either trashed or used up all the resources in the one they currently reside. I went to a park in a really nice part of town this morning at 9:30 am. I stress 9:30 am because a) I didn't think niggers were up that early from their night of pillaging and plundering and b) because there was a whole swarm of them already barbecuing! Yes you heard me right barbecuing! What happened to a breakfast sandwich and some fresh fruit? No, we are up cooking ribs at a nice park at 9:30 am! And I thought nice areas were designated for the humans? I don't venture into their area so they need to stay the hell out of mine! It sickens me to watch the little niglet parasites running around with no God damn shoes on and always trying to push my kids out of the way! I make sure to confront them because they aren't going to intimidate me to let them do whatever the hell they want. And the nigger "moms" (I use that term loosely) don't watch the little fuckers and of course they are nigger babbling back and forth. Please for the love of all that is holy, punch these things in the uterus so they stop having these little liabilities that us taxpayers who are trying to better our lives have to support. And shouldn't there be some kind of law keeping them out of our areas since we pay for their housing, food, childrenz, health care, cell phones and so much more? Oh that's right, no, because they are entitled to everyone elses success because of my hypothetical ancestor that supposedly enslaved them. The knuckle dragging, grunting, dirty, lazy, ignorant, illiterate jackasses need to stay in their designated disaster zones! I can only dream and imagine what segregation must be like...*sighs and floats off to that fantasy*

And can someone answer me this: why do the damn things always smell like baby powder or baby oil in addition to their distinct funky odor?

http://www.resist.com/JOOMJournal/NiggaDucklings.JPG

[Dwight Mansburden]

And can someone answer me this: why do the damn things always smell like baby powder or baby oil in addition to their distinct funky odor?

One word: Fabreze :lol

[germaniajim]

"crap out a niglet by mistake" , damn that was hilarious, damn near fell of my chair. You are a credit to your race, Doc!
The list reminds me of those shows on TV where they show what cops film from the cameras in their squad car, Whenever I saw a high speed chase and recognizing the futility in getting away I always knew there was a nigger behind the wheel, probably with no licence, a stolen car, and most times had a warrant for his arrest, Only a nigger would think he could escape, Priceless fun for the whole family watching the antics of these stupid niggers, Almost like being at the zoo and watching the monkey cages. But the monkeys, we know, are much smarter than niggers!

[germaniajim]

this is why hockey is the last remaining sport I will watch, Go Canucks!!!

[Heartburnkid]

This brilliant thread is what made me join the forums. I laugh so hard that I cry every single time. I also printed these out and left them in primary nigger places where I knew they'd be seen. Man, I'd love to see the looks on some buck's face after seeing them.

[Munky]

BLOCK PARTY: When a large group of niggers in Coontown decide to take over a whole block during which they celebrate their niggerocity. Chicken, ribs, watermelon, 40's, and blunts flow like a river of shit through a sewage plant. If this is a particularly unkempt area of Coontown this occurs in, the niggers muh-dikking their coalburners and sheboons in the tall grass are reminded of Apefrica.

On a related note to this, if we knew when one was going to take place, couldn't we blast a moat around it like the monkey exhibit at the zoo?

[HerrHonigdachs]

59. SLAVERY - PART II: Being brought to the civilzed world as slaves was the greatest thing that ever happened to Niggers, yet they piss and moan like it was some great catastrophy! Just once I'd like to see a Nigger actually thank his lucky stars that his Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather was some useless scrounger that was caught by his own kind and sold to Slave Traders.

Without slavery Niggers would be nearly extinct, yet they are flourishing now across the world thanks to White Guilt and "free gubermint money an' sheeit" that has encouraged their species to whine and complain and not do a damn thing for themselves for at least the last 400 years or so. You would think that Niggers would want a holiday commemorating the landing of the Amistaad in the New World, marking the beginning of a whole new future for them - but nooooooooo, the stupid Nigs had to have a special day named after a fat-assed drunken whore-monger that used church funds to procure liquor and prostitutes instead. Next they'll want ANOTHER one for that sack of shit Prezadent Obongo, then probably one after that for Tupac Shikor, then after that Gary Coleman, and finally Kwame Kilpatrick.

Christ! I hate Niggers....

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

As my dad would say, "They should have been grateful to the slave traders for chaining them to the boats so they wouldn't fall over board".-nigbongo

[shootingcans]

Perfect example of the " Look at me" mentality is this fat sow Glowzell. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4twLh3TYW_8 (http://www.chimpout.com/forum/redirector.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2F watch%3Fv%3D4twLh3TYW_8)
This sow has literally HUNDREDS of videos about her every day Nigger life, like I really give a fuck about her corn rolls. Google her and you will see she has over 19 pages of her useless rants. Also it seems that she trolls every single site so she can to give her two Nigger cents.

All her videos are all about " Look at me."

I don't know why, maybe it's her fat monkey lips but she really pisses me the fuck off.

[SpicyMcHaggis]

This thread is epic! Quite possibly the funniest thing on the interwebs. Doc Johnson...you, sir, are pure gold. Thanks for the chuckles.

[Martijn]

Can someone please explain why niggers love menthol cigarettes? I saw a lot of niggers smoking Newports, Marlboro Blue, Kool etc. They all taste like fucking shit.

[Berserker]

A niggers mind resembles the terrible two stage of human development. Read this crappy article and envision they are talking about niggers instead of toddlers.
http://pediatrics.about.com/od/toddlers/a/05_terrble_twos.htm
It made sense why the few who owned slaves treated them the way they did, also why segregation worked.

The nigger mind lacks compassion, empathy, abstract thoughts, original ideas and sarcasm. The nigger lives entirely in the moment and only seeks immediate gratification and pleasure.
The nigger cannot embrace the concept of future planning, organization or creating anything.

A parasite and mimic through and through it is nothing more than a large body with something below a child's intellect.

[Graeme43]

Nice thread! Really funny :)

As they say... a full grown nigger adult has about the same IQ has as 7 year old human and in some cases I think thats a bit of an exaggeration :lmao

[hellbilly]

Epic read Doc Johnson , i commend you sir ..thumbsup

[Negrandrothal]

So completely true its as if it was written by a black man that developed a conscience and sense of truth, who else could have such insight.
Beautiful, should be printed and sent out as fliers to everyone in my neighborhood.

[Doc Johnson]

My inspiration comes from those that moderate, run, and contribute to this fantastic website - without it there would be so many people out there that would still believe the LIES that the Media, Schools, Churches, and Government crams down their throats about these THINGS (i.e., NIGGERS) somehow being Human...

Niggers aren't Human - they never were and never will be. The facts, when viewed in rational unbaised light, prove this to be true again and again!

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Ford Colt]

25) "SLEEPY NIGGERS": Niggers are by nature night time creatures, and much like cats, will try to sleep at least 18 hours a day. In the wild, the major activities of the Nigger were more or less confined to eating, sleeping, and trying to reproduce. The domesticated Nigger has somewhat of a more complex existence largely due to it's preoccupation with liquor and drugs -- and as a result spends a good deal of time committing crimes to support its habit, and avoiding getting caught by the Police.

I fell out of my chair reading this one.

[Doc Johnson]

63. "MUH AUNTIE":

A Nigger's "Auntie" is a non-descript, somewhat mythical character that the Nigger conjures up in order to explain where it is headed to (or from) when questioned by the local police as to why it is in a particular locale at that particular instance in time.

Typically, a Nigger will commit a crime and witnesses will relay some useful information to the local Authorities - such as the description of the vehicle (a Chevy Malibu with tinted windows and 22" rims) and its occupant (a black teen male wearing a hoodie) and more often than not the suspect will be quickly spotted by a patrol car and pulled over. The scenario that follows is as such:

The Nigger driving will immediately accelerate beyond the limits of the vehicle's handling capabilities and endanger law abiding citizens while driving recklessly in a futile attempt to get away. After causing several thousands of dollars in property damage, the vehicle (which is always stolen) will lose control and smash into a building, tree, parked car or fire hydrant. Although the impact would kill a normal Human being, like cockroaches the Nigger occupants of the vehicle will swarm out of its doors and windows and flee on foot.

Once safely tackled by police and hand-cuffed the Nigger will display "Huh? Wuh?" and "I din't do nuffins" behaviour. Loudly protesting its innocence, the Nigger will thereupon proclaim that he / she / it / they were coming from or going to its "Aunties house" conveniently located in the same vicinity of the crime.

There is of course no "Auntie" located there, and the Nigger is - as always - guilty. The fallacy of a Nigger having an "Auntie" is of course quite laughable - as everyone knowns Niggers don't have families, they have litters.

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

64. "Curly Cue Finger Nails":

Niggers - particularly Sowgroids - have long since used the most superficial and meaningless methods of drawing attention to themselves such as having "they nails done" or "getting they hair done" when in fact, they still look like piles of Simian filth before and after the procedure. They're just $20 poorer afterwards that's all....

As such, the ultimate status symbol for Niggers is to have long, curling spiral-like finger nails. Any normal Human being would find something this disgusting to be totally impractical - afterall, it is impossible to do any useful work with handfuls of long, grotesque fingernails in the way. However, for the Nigger this is just the point: It demonstrates to all other Niggers present that this is bon-fide proof of its laziness. Afterall, everyone KNOWS that Niggers don't work - but having 3 foot long finger nails is absolute incontravertible proof that it CAN'T possibly work!

If you think that these Niggers ever clean their yard-long nails, you're dreaming. As a matter of fact - if you think ANY Nigger cleans its nails (including nurses, doctors, or food service apes) you're dreaming. Niggers have no concept of hygiene and won't stop to think that picking their asses or scratching their genitals is somehow "dirty" as they proceed to finish assembling your Big Mac Value Meal with their filthy ungloved paws.

As such, today's mantra is "Groids are simply Filth on Two Legs".... repeat as necessary and Avoid the Groid!


@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[jungle bunny]

Sadly, civilized society has wasted far too much time and energy trying to find complicated explanations of why Niggers behave like Niggers, and we have wasted billions of dollars trying to fix the problem without understanding the true cause.

We have blamed ourselves, we have blamed our schools, we have blamed our government, we have blamed our parents, and we have blamed our Founding Fathers. In fact we have blamed EVERYONE and EVERYTHING for the sorry state of Negroe affairs other than the Negroe itself.

Why do Niggers act like Niggers? The answer is simple - it's because they're Niggers!

They aren't "Melanin-enriched Humans" who are "just like us". It isn't about skin color at all. Deep inside every Nigger is an insane, depraved, blood-thirsty ape that truly is NOTHING AT ALL like a Human Being! They have contributed NOTHING to society other than crime, violence, poverty and disease. They don't belong amoung us. They aren't one of us....

%^$ Niggers!

Doc Bull's Eye!! You nailed it in every way possible. First it is a waste of time to think there is an explanation for why niggers act like niggers. I grew up around the vile beast (I'm not looking for sympathy) which allows me to speak as one with authority. Niggers don't think, that is a libtard rumor. Niggers just react. They are happiest when running from lions or patching their mud huts. They do not think like humans and there is a BIG REASON for that. Niggers are not human.

[Jefferson Davis]

Doc, you sir are my hero. The next time I am in the Detroit area I'd like to buy you a beer!

[Doc Johnson]

The central figure in your average Teenaper's life is its mother - or "Moms" as niggers typically call them. Although the paternity of any given random nigger is always in question, the one absolute certainty in any nigger's life is who its biological mother is. Quite often a nigger's mother is a dim-witted, violent 300 lb. welfare sucking she-ape that will smack any one of her nine or so kids senseless over anything - and in far too many instances also has served as the sex partner of one or more of its offspring. Nigger social dynamics are anything but simple to understand....

As such, most Teenapers feel a certain level of obligation to their mothers - which explains why they rarely rob or rape them, but this does happen at times as well. Often a Teenaper will aspire to embark on a life of crime in order to acquire the means to give their "Moms" a token of appreciation such as a stolen Jaguar XKS or Cadillac Escalade with broken glass and blood still on the driver's seat. Such behaviour is reminiscent of a family's pet cat proudly dropping a headless mouse at the doorstep of its owners - however with niggers, it is more like a scene out of COPS with one of the Teenapers running through the front door of the house and tossing his mother a shoplifted fur coat or the keys to a stolen vehicle with police behind them in hot pursuit!

So too does the use of the term "Moms" typify the confusion that most niggers experience. They know who their "Mom" is - it's their "Dad" that is a complete mystery. Some scientists theorize that a given nigger can actually be comprised of DNA from multiple fathers due to the proclivity of nigger Sows preferring to breed with numerous males of the species almost simultaneously. Such reprehensible and disgusting behaviour is typical of a Sow getting "her groove on" - even if it is with every swinging dick in the backstreet bar or local poolhall all at once. More aptly, the term these Teenapers use should be "Dads" not "Moms" for the aforementioned reasons.

Stupid niggers....

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Dwight Mansburden]

You could put a dozen potential babydaddies in a police line up...their hellspawn couldn't tell one from another because, as we know, they all look alike, gnomesain?

:tyrone:horn:dumb:rant:bbl:dats:wddywohohoh:freak: innocent

[manbearpig]

"11) "UNINTELLIGIBLE GREETINGS": Two Niggers passing each other on a street or sidewalk will loudly utter unintelligible garbage back and forth and walk away smugly as if something important had just happened. It didn't. The Nigger engages in a 24 hour a day effort to set itself apart from the rest of the Chimp Pack in order to be noticed by females, or by pretending it knows something that the others don't in order to give its fragile ego a boost. Typically, in a scenario like described above, Nigger #1 will bellow out something like, "Hey Brutha -- Foobity Hoo, Fu Man Chu, Who Be You, CanYaDigIt?"

The second Nigger, not wanting to admit that it doesn't know what the first Nigger is even remotely talking about will reply in an even louder voice (to draw more attention to itself) "Summuh Fummuh, Shamma Lamma, Sweet Home Alabama, and a SideOrderO'FrenchFries"

The first Nigger, unable to understand a damn thing the second Nigger said, will pretend that it understands perfectly well as to not to appear stupid. It will respond in an even louder voice (again, typical "Look-A-Me" behavior) and utter some more idiotic garbage. Pretty soon, they are both talking at the same time and trying to drown one another out as they continue on their separate ways -- each content that it was the victor in a verbal display of dominance and showmanship, much like two Roosters puffing and strutting around the same yard to impress the females. Stupid Niggers.... "

:lmao

I see this all the time, they have no idea what they're saying...

[daltonfury]

Great writing Doc :lmao

[The Domonator]

These are posted here somewhere - but I added a few more!

11) "UNINTELLIGIBLE GREETINGS": Two Niggers passing each other on a street or sidewalk will loudly utter unintelligible garbage back and forth and walk away smugly as if something important had just happened. It didn't. The Nigger engages in a 24 hour a day effort to set itself apart from the rest of the Chimp Pack in order to be noticed by females, or by pretending it knows something that the others don't in order to give its fragile ego a boost. Typically, in a scenario like described above, Nigger #1 will bellow out something like, "Hey Brutha -- Foobity Hoo, Fu Man Chu, Who Be You, CanYaDigIt?"

The second Nigger, not wanting to admit that it doesn't know what the first Nigger is even remotely talking about will reply in an even louder voice (to draw more attention to itself) "Summuh Fummuh, Shamma Lamma, Sweet Home Alabama, and a SideOrderO'FrenchFries"

The first Nigger, unable to understand a damn thing the second Nigger said, will pretend that it understands perfectly well as to not to appear stupid. It will respond in an even louder voice (again, typical "Look-A-Me" behavior) and utter some more idiotic garbage. Pretty soon, they are both talking at the same time and trying to drown one another out as they continue on their separate ways -- each content that it was the victor in a verbal display of dominance and showmanship, much like two Roosters puffing and strutting around the same yard to impress the females. Stupid Niggers....

Doc

Fuck me that has got to be one of the most epic things that i have ever read!:thup

:dats2:lawdy:first

[Pesky Varmint]

Could there be a completely logical reason that God
and nature made feces and niggers the same color?

[Doc Johnson]

66. "Toofpick" (alt: Cigarette behind ear)

No nigger activity - regardless of what it is - is complete unless it is done with a toothpick ("toofpick") hanging from it's oversized lips.

Why a toothpick you might ask? Is it really true that niggers are some kind of oral hygiene freaks who desire to retain their teeth for their complete lifespan - regardless of how short and useless it may be? The answer of course is "No" - niggers are just a bunch of stupid, attention-deprived apes that use the "toofpick" to draw attention to themselves!

The all-consuming activity that EVERY F*CKING NIGGER ON EARTH engages in all day, every day, 24/7 is "Look-A-Me" behaviour. They will utilize any and every trick in the book to draw attention to themselves as the opening gambit to satisfy their primary lusts such as rape, robbery, begging, stealing and the like. For any of these to occur, the nigger needs to attract attention to itself - i.e., they need a captive audience. This beahviour goes back directly to it's Simian roots - when the female of the species went into estrous (that is, was ready to mate) it had it's choice of dozens, if not hundreds, of useless idle males of the species all competing with each other for the chance to "hit dat ass" so to speak.

But for the female, everyone of these hairless baboons pretty much looked and smelled the same as the next one - so which to choose? They all hooted and hollared, jump around, did somersaults, and waved their genitiles around to get the female's attention, so no one of them particularly stood out. As such - the males began to adorn themselves with smeared feces, and bits of twigs and shiny objects to get the female's attention. The one that stood out more than the rest of the disgusting chimp pack generally had the better chance of being the lucky ape to mate. And so "Bling" was born....

Today, the niggers yells and screams at the most inappropriate times, wears clownish clothes, behaves in the most ignorant and boistrous manner to draw attention to itself as it has done for the last 100 millenia or so - and still retains the habit to adorning itself with a twig in the form of a toothpick stuck in its gapping maw nowadays for the same purpose!

Alternate: Niggers will also use a methol cigarette (Newport or Kool Milds) situated behind it's small, apish ears or dangling from it's blubbery lips unlit to accomplish the same effect.

In summary, it's easy to see that virtually all nigger beahviour is nothing more than that which it exhibited since the dawn of time - just primal Simian responses and mannerisms still being used in a world that has long since evolved without them that the nigger can neither comprehend nor contribute in any positive manner to. Nigger bahviour is nothing mysterious, just try to imagine what an ape would do in any situation and that is what a nigger will do. We should have left them in the jungle, God has certainly damnned us for bringing them here!

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

Another fascinating - and dangerous - facet of discourse in the field of niggerology is the phenomenon of observing niggers collapsing during just about every normal nigger event, such as weddings, funerals and being sentenced in court for one crime or another.

No social "get together" in any nigger's life is complete without gunfire, and of course the added spectacle of some 300lb nigger sow inevitably collapsing amidst a bunch of blubbering and arm waving over the most minor of incidents. And to the niggers present this is just an everyday activity at such events....

In fact, it is a well-known fact that the nigger simply can't control itself. This bears repeating - by nature, THE NIGGER CANNOT CONTROL ITSELF. The undersized and antiquated chimpanzee brain inside these reprehsible tar beasts is incapable of processing complex thought or emotion - physically the brains of niggers are much different than those of humans. This is not racist diatribe, but an established fact - their brains are smaller and less complex in structure. The portion of the brain that controls reasoning and higher thought found in the region behind the forehead is almost non-existant in niggers; whilst the ancient portion that controls more basic functions is quite prominently evident in the rear most portion of the skull. Take a look at any nigger around you - the forefront of the skull slopes backwards and the prognathic jaws protrude forward, while the back of the skull extends far rearward. This skull configuration produces the wide ape-like nose of the nigger - and more importantly results in much lesser cranial capacity, and in particular a deficit in the frontal area of the brain responsible for civilized beahviour.

As such, an "overload" in emotion is something the nigger quite simply can't handle. The female of the species will typically wail and screetch like a hippopotamus that has just been shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, then fall to the ground when faced with situations such as wedding ceremonies, news of incarceration of a thrice-distant relative, one of its offspring being sentenced for a crime it committed, or suddenly receiving news of an unexpected shortage of Kool Milds or Olde English 800 at the local licquor store. This behaviour directly coincides with that of the opposum which flops over and "plays dead" when suddenly caught in the headlights of an oncoming car at night. The nigger's brain has adopted this response as well - which served a practical purpose in the days in the African veld when it was suddenly pounced upon by an unnoticed predatory animal. The act of the body becoming "paralyzed" and dropping to the ground was a last-ditch survival mechanism that left some predators uninterested in the apparently dead nigger as prey. In short, it was better than nothing....

Today we don't have tigers wandering our city streets or courtrooms, but the nigger's brain can't tell the difference from a biological standpoint - it simply can't anticipate nor adequately handle emotional events, and will tend to pass out and flop to the ground when confronted with strong emotional situations.

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

Society functions because humans participate in what is known as a "Social Contract" - that is, they abide by promulgated laws and conduct themselves in a productive, civil manner. Without such behaviour Society cannot function, quite simply the system fall apart. Of such importantance is this adherance to social codes and mores that the ancient Japanese adopted the Code of Bushido which stiplulated how the Samurai acted and behaved in order to carry out the necessary maintenance of Law and Order in fuedal Japan. Those civilians that deviated from acceptable bahaviour (stealing, rape, etc.) were dealt with swiftly and severely on the spot by the sword-wielding Samurai of ancient times.

Enter the nigger....

The nigger by nature has no laws, nor any "higher purpose" to aspire to. The nigger has been, and always will be a scrounger. A bottom-feeder. A thief. The nigger is "that thing hiding in the dark" that seeks to do as little as possible. It abhors any productive work, rather it seeks the easiest reward for the least effort; the nigger is an abomination of man and nature and the antithesis of civilization itself. The nigger's normal state is "uncivilization". The nigger never invented anything, it never built anything, it never pondered the great reaches of space, nor the farthest depths of the ocean - it never thought to even wonder what lie beyond the horizon. It's sole purpose was to discover some discarded bit of an animal's carcass left behind by predators and to reproduce as much and as often as it could during it's miserable, filthy and brief existance. In short, the best word for the beast is "Nigger" - a thousand other words couldn't descibe it any better.

In the civilized world part of the social contract is to fulfill one's obligations; indeed a man's word hsitorically has been his bond. A handshake was indeed a "blood oath" that an agreement would be fulfilled. This is how commerce in a time before currency was invented could ever take place. It was an irrevocable I.O.U that only parties with an inherent code of respectable behaviour could engage in, it was the hallmark of civility. The Farmer promised the Blacksmith a measure of wheat when harvest came later in the season in exchange for a hand-wrought implement today and kept that promise. A merchant would send woven rugs to the farthest reaches of the known world in exchange for a load of salt or spices in return. Paying one's obligations is keeping one's word - it is how the machinery of trade continues to turn even today. For the nigger however there is no such code of behaviour. The nigger doesn't maintain it's obligations or responsibilities, it seeks to get as much as it can get away with while expending as little personal energy as possible. Humans pay their bills; niggers don't.

For the nigger there typically aren't many bills (pronounced "bee-yo's" by niggers) because our Libtard Socialist governments coddle the ever-precious negroe. The government pays for the nigger's housing, its education, its food, its heat, its water and its transportation. The nigger gets upset when the government doesn't pay for its licquor and its crack cocaine and Kool Milds - thinking it is "entitled" to everything free. The only "bee-yo's" the nigger really has are for illicit activities - if it doesn't pay them, the supply gets cut off by the local drug dealer or booze merchant who foolishly extends the nigger credit.

Yet, when a nigger is arrested for conducting some sort of nefarious activity its first response to the police is to claim that it has no choice but to engage in such behaviour in order to "pay muh bee-yo's" because it can't get an honest job due to racism. In reality, a nigger never even remotely considers paying its bills and expects that someone will do it for them instead. The nigger has been coddled, had excuses made for, protected and even been appoligised to. And yet before us stands the same hideous unrepentant ape that we found in Africa's jungles 400 years ago - unchanged for 100,000 years before that. The nigger has no place in society; it has no place in any sort of civilization. It simply must go if Mankind is to survive.


@#$% Niggers!


Doc

[Dwight Mansburden]

...The nigger has been coddled, had excuses made for, protected and even been appoligised to. And yet before us stands the same hideous unrepentant ape that we found in Africa's jungles 400 years ago - unchanged for 100,000 years before that. The nigger has no place in society; it has no place in any sort of civilization. It simply must go if Mankind is to survive.


@#$% Niggers!


Doc

I agree.

See tagline, below. thumbsup

[Spook Chaser]

Doc Johnson:

Excellent thread! Your thesis has been ape-proved for an honorary Doctorate of Nigger Dynamics and Sociology. Keep em coming!

[lambo]

Doc, you own. :party

[Doc Johnson]

Often people will ask, "Why does the Nigger do this?" or "Why did the Nigger do that?" It is pretty much akin to asking why dogs bark, why cats climb trees, or why birds fly. They just do -- their primitive brains are hard-wired in a manner that is incompatible with Human logic.

God only knows what really goes on inside the chimp's brain-pan, but we can identify certain behaviours that seem to be consistent among the species:

1) "LOOK-A-ME!" This is the basic 24-hour a day / 7 days a week behaviour that the Nigger employs to get attention. This is basically why Niggers wear the most idiotic outfits, have 10 pounds of fake "bling" around their necks, blare their stereos, talk at the top of their voice at all times, etc., etc. It is all a ploy to get noticed and stand out from the other members of the Chimp Pack in an attempt to get food, money, or sex.

2) "GIBS-MUH!" Now that the Nigger has your attention, it will attempt to extort spare change, get free Government Cheese, FEMA checks, or even the rims off of your car. The Nigger, suffering from an inferiority complex by nature, is also perpetually lazy and stupid, and therefore blames all of its problems on Whitey -- seeking free handouts as a never-ending form of compensation for imagined wrongdoings.

3) "MUH-DIK": This is the primary driver of Nigger behaviour. Everything to a Nigger revolves around sex -- whether it's with an unwilling victim, farm animals, patio furniture, a Brother on the "Down-Low", or a female member of its own species. Niggers have an unusually strong sex drive because basically the species would have died out 10's of thousands of years ago if they weren't genetically programmed to screw even the ugliest, most disgusting member of the opposite sex in response to Nature's demand to perpetuate the species.

4) "BLING-BLING": Birds and Rodents are inexplicably drawn to shiny metal objects, and so it is with the Nigger. Just as a Pack Rat will stuff its nest with all manner of useless bits of shiny metal, the Nigger similarly adorns itself and its "crib" with the cheapest, gaudiest glittery metallic crap. Niggers in the Congo are literally walking around on top of raw diamonds and couldn't care less, yet they will sacrifice themselves like Lemmings in an attempt to steal that sweet, and oh so seductive, shiny copper from High Voltage power lines. You could chrome plate a dog turd and somewhere a Nigger would absolutely think it was the greatest thing on earth.

5) "DAT-ASS": The bigger the butt, the better -- even to circus proportions, at least according to the Nigger. Interestingly this is a universal trait among Negroids scattered worldwide. I am at a loss to explain this, other than perhaps, just perhaps, that barely repressed Cannibalistic portion of their disgusting Simian cerebral cortex views their mates as potential sources of food in the event of some type of calamity. When they say, "Damn, Dat ass sho' looks fine" it may have a ulterior, and sinister, motive behind it!

6) "SCALDING HOT WATER": What the hell is it with Niggers and boiling water? It seems to be their weapon of choice when disputes erupt in their domicile, but think about it.... how often do you "just happen" to have boiling water just laying around your kitchen all day long and at all hours of the night??? Don't be fooled -- if you see a Nigger boiling water, trouble will follow. Someone or Something is going to get its ass scalded! As superstitious as these apes are, I think that they really believe that there's an evil Jumbi in the water that they're unleashing onto their victims. "I didn't do nuffin' - deys an evils Jumbi in dey watah dat jus' flew out and burned muh husband while we wuz arguing an' sheet!"

7) "40's and a BLUNT": The Nigger's mutated chimp brain can make quite an internal racket, and they only way that the Negroid can shut the troublesome Inner Chattering Monkey off for awhile is to drown its ass in alcohol and subdue it with drugs. Not a bad plan, as the troublesome "thinking" part of their brains is the one that houses such bothersome emotions such as "Guilt", "Consequences", "Remorse", "Responsibility", "Planning", "Honesty",
"Intellect", "Charity", and a zillion other painfully excruciating thoughts that can interfere with the normal criminal (i.e., jungle) mental process that the Upright Chimp feels quite at home with.

8) "FRUIT JUICE": Niggers absolutely go ape over any fruit-flavored drink such as Tiki Punch or Kool-Aid. This is hard wired into their chimp brain pan, and like the appendix, appears to be a vestigial remnant from earlier times. The Nigger in the distant past was a lazy, useless scrounger -- finding ripe and rotting fruit on the ground was a major component of their diet being that they were too stupid and lethargic to actually go hunt something. Niggers today survive on free Government Cheese, Welfare, FEMA Checks, and hand-outs from YT, but the Inner Chimp still gets all excited when brightly colored fruit drinks are served and will consume them in gluttonous amounts.

9) "WHITE WIMMINZ": Often people will ask, "Why don't they just stick to their own kind?" The answer is simple -- have you SEEN the females of their species?!! The typical Negroid Sow is commonly a disgusting fat-assed disease ridden baboon which will indiscriminately mate with anything. Even good-looking "Women of Color" such as Halle Barry, Beyonce, and Mariah Carey have been enhanced by copious amounts of Human DNA in their lineage and are more distantly removed from their Negroid roots than they'd care to admit -- but still a lot of make-up and plastic surgery has been used to make them look more human.

10) "PUBLIC HUGGING": Males of the Negroid species will commonly make a great scene of hugging each other in public places where White Wimminz congregate. This is to draw attention to themselves (typical "Look-A-Me" behaviour) and to make unsuspecting White Females think that Negroes are fun to be around, and that it is OK to touch them (a game known as “Hug A Monkey” or “Hug A Chimp”). It is not! Girls, don't fall for this trap, Niggers are just Niggers even if bleach them white and send them to Oxford for an education. The Inner Chimp still awaits the right moment, and you will ultimately be raped, murdered, tortured, robbed, burned alive, hacked to death, or any number of other bad endings. Just say No to the Nigger!

11) "UNINTELLIGIBLE GREETINGS": Two Niggers passing each other on a street or sidewalk will loudly utter unintelligible garbage back and forth and walk away smugly as if something important had just happened. It didn't. The Nigger engages in a 24 hour a day effort to set itself apart from the rest of the Chimp Pack in order to be noticed by females, or by pretending it knows something that the others don't in order to give its fragile ego a boost. Typically, in a scenario like described above, Nigger #1 will bellow out something like, "Hey Brutha -- Foobity Hoo, Fu Man Chu, Who Be You, CanYaDigIt?"

The second Nigger, not wanting to admit that it doesn't know what the first Nigger is even remotely talking about will reply in an even louder voice (to draw more attention to itself) "Summuh Fummuh, Shamma Lamma, Sweet Home Alabama, and a SideOrderO'FrenchFries"

The first Nigger, unable to understand a damn thing the second Nigger said, will pretend that it understands perfectly well as to not to appear stupid. It will respond in an even louder voice (again, typical "Look-A-Me" behaviour) and utter some more idiotic garbage. Pretty soon, they are both talking at the same time and trying to drown one another out as they continue on their separate ways - each being content that it was the victor in a verbal display of dominance and showmanship, much like two Roosters puffing and strutting around the same yard to impress the females. Stupid Niggers....

12) "EXAGGERATED SENSE OF SELF-IMPORTANCE": Even the scrawniest, most butt-ugly, Lice-infested Nigger with a cold sore on its lip thinks that it is Wesley Snipes, Malcolm X, and Martin Luther King all rolled into one. This exaggerated sense of self-importance is a defensive mechanism that the Negroid adopts at an early age in order to protect itself from having to deal with the truth -- which it is in reality the stupidest, ugliest, lowest form of life on earth.

13) "LARGE SNEAKERS": The Nigger shoe size seems to correspond directly to its age on a "one to one" basis (i.e., an 10 year old Nigger wears a size 10 basketball shoe, an 11 year old Nigger wears a size 11, and so on) which is based partially on physiology and partly on fantasy. Niggers do tend to have large feet, but also try to attract attention to themselves and hope to get some "Muh Dik" by wearing the largest and gaudiest footwear available -- whether they shoplift it, or rob it from another Negroid at gunpoint.

14) "GHETTO LIMP": Inner City Niggers walks with around with a limp in order to give onlookers the impression that they have sustained bullet injuries out there in the mean, cold streets. In fact, many do get shot and die while engaging in TNB. The ones that live are often partially paralyzed and confined to wheelchairs -- the ones limping around either got hurt running from the Police, or trying to break into someone's second story apartment window. The rest are just faking it.

15) "PACK of KOOL MILDS": Contrary to popular opinion, Niggers don't actually buy packs of cigarettes -- they either wait until someone else does and will bum one off of them, or will buy just one single cigarette at a time in order to avoid being "Chumped" by the rest of the local Chimp Pack. The preference for Menthol cigarettes is a universal Negroid trait, perhaps best explained by the fact that when they still had tails they used to swing from Eucalyptus tree to Eucalyptus tree, enjoying those succulent leaves that Menthol comes from -- before Australia finally broke away from the African continent and drifted away.

16) "UNABLE TO DIFFERENTIATE FANTASY FROM FACT": Niggers have an extremely hard time separating what is real from what is not real, which is why they cannot simply sit quietly and watch a movie like everyone else does. The chimp brain lacks sufficient candlepower to understand that the actors on the movie screen or TV set cannot actually hear or see them. This behaviour is also commonly seen in many other domestic animals that will suddenly go into "Fight or Flight" type behaviour when a National Geographic special comes on, or when a Dog Food commercial is shown.

17) "SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION": For the Nigger, have a car suddenly catch fire and go up in flames while driving is no big deal, in fact it seems to be a fairly common occurrence. Similarly too, their living quarters seem to burst into flames a lot. Some of it can be blamed on smoking while in bed; other incidents can usually be attributed to the shoddy means by which they repair things -- also known as "Nigger-Rigging" which invariably leads to catastrophic failure.

18) "DISCONNECTED UTILITIES": Yes, this sometimes happens to Humans, but standing in line to get "Da Lectric" or "Da Heat" restored after not paying the utility bills for months on end is a full-time occupation for the Negro. To the Chimpus Americanus it is a downright violation of their rights to actually have to PAY for something, as they have become so accustomed to hand-outs and entitlements they actually think YT owes them everything!

19) "CHIMP PACK": The Chimp Pack denotes a random collection of Negroids that usually assembles for an immediate purpose -- such as Gang Rape, Looting, Intimidation, or 10 against 1 attacks on unsuspecting Humans. Niggers are solely absorbed in their own selfish interests, but will band together as a temporary measure against outsiders. Once the immediate threat has passed, the Chimp Pack will disintegrate once again into a collection of individual Niggers that will try to rob, rape, or kill each other.

20) "RAP MUSIC": Rap music is an expression of the noise that the Inner Chattering Monkey is constantly making inside the Nigger's skull, much like the marble that rolls around inside a can of spray paint. In response, the Nigger will attempt to drown the Inner Chattering Monkey in cheap booze, Malt Liquor, or drugs -- often freeing the dangerous "Inner Chimp" which still operates under the Law of the Jungle.

21) "MENTAL ILLNESS": Mental illness is rampant amongst Niggers, largely because they do not have the brain power to cope with the Higher Brain functions that are needed to adapt to Human Society. Laws, Rules, Customs, and Courtesies all take a great deal of brain power to process, and for the Nigger it is all too much. Eventually the chimp brain overheats, and the veneer of civilization that the Nigger wears as a disguise gets stripped off and the true nature of the beast is revealed! 2

22) "BREAKFAST AT DENNYS": The ultimate status symbol for a young Negroid is to be seen having breakfast at Denny's Restaurant (Regional variations can include Elias Brothers Big Boy, Shoney’s, and Waffle House) in the company of an attractive young white female whom it presumably spent the night with. When the check arrives the Nigger will recoil in absolute terror, and the naive white girl invariably picks up the bill and leaves the tip. As they drive away, the Nigger will be sprawled out in the passenger side of the girl's vehicle with the seat fully reclined while young Ms. "Too Stupid to Know Any Better" has to pay for gas and drive the worthless Nig around all day. The final insult to Humanity is that the end result is usually an unwanted pregnancy, another mouth for the Taxpayer to feed, and the "Daddy Mack" Nigger nowhere to be found!

23) "LACK OF PARENTING SKILLS": Niggers posses absolutely NO parenting skills, and quite frequently even kill some of their own young. Unfortunately, they usually produce somewhere close to a dozen offspring, with a typical sow producing generally 6 to 10 Niglets from an almost equal number of "Baby Daddies" that refuse to accept any responsibility or provide financial support. While Human couples tend to produce only a small number of children and devote their energies and resources to seeing that they are raised properly, Niggers are biologically programmed to spit out as many bastard miniature shitskins as possible with little regard for who donates the DNA.

24) "POOR ELOCUTION": Simply put -- Niggers can't speak properly. Vocalizing even the simplest of sounds presents a major challenge to the modern day Yard Ape due to its lack of brain power. Speech is a High Level skill that requires the superb mental and physical coordination that is found in Humans and requires a well developed frontal brain lobes. The Nigger is nothing more than a weird Morph Ape with a Beta 2.0 version Chimp Brain upgrade, which is kind of like trying to play Halo II using an old outdated Commodore 64 computer.

25) "SLEEPY NIGGERS": Niggers are by nature night time creatures, and much like cats, will try to sleep at least 18 hours a day. In the wild, the major activities of the Nigger were more or less confined to eating, sleeping, and trying to reproduce. The domesticated Nigger has somewhat of a more complex existence largely due to its preoccupation with liquor and drugs -- and as a result spends a good deal of time committing crimes to support its habit, and avoiding getting caught by the Police.

26) "SLOW MOTION": Niggers in any public place will move at a snail's pace, particularly if it can delay a Human somehow. The whole purpose of the Nigger's existence (besides crime, drugs, and Muh-Dik) is to get in the White Man's way. Niggers will stop their cars in the middle of the "skreet" just to jabber back and forth like apes because they know someone else will be inconvenienced by it. Fat-assed Sheboons will block an entire Supermarket aisle while smacking their lips on handfuls of free stuff just to slow down a Human shopper. Proverbially, Niggers are pebble in the shoe of Human Progress.

27) "HAND ON MUH DIK": Niggers just can't seem to walk around in public without holding on to their penises. It doesn't matter where - school, church, the Mall - they'd hold onto their jimmy-john in Court, except they're usually wearing handcuffs there. They harbor some deep, dark fear that the Ju-Ju Man will cast a spell on them and steal it - then what the hell would they do with themselves all day?!! There have been numerous news articles about riots and deaths occurring in Nigeria because local citizens feared that their "privates" had been stolen by Witch Doctors. Christ, Niggers are stupid!

28) "COLOR OF MY SKIN": A common refrain for Niggers is that they are hated for the color of their skin, and if they were simply born white, everything would be OK.... No, Niggers - you are hated for everything EXCEPT the color of your skin! You are useless, stupid, stinking pieces of animal filth that should not be allowed to co-exist with Humans. We would still hate you if you were green or purple. Deep inside you're still Niggers - your actions and behaviours confirm this fact everyday!

29) "DEVOLUTION": Unlike the rest of the Human Race, Niggers are slipping backwards on the Evolutionary Scale. During the days of Segregation they sought to emulate some of the finer points of White Society (as best they could) in order to attain better lives for themselves. But in the last several decades they have been given their freedom and have been encouraged to celebrate "diversity" and their non-existent "culture". As a result, Negroes have rapidly begun to devolve into the useless violent apes they were before they were taken out of the jungle 400 years ago. Just like the Goldfish that adapts to the size of the fishbowl it lives in, Niggers will fall to the lowest, most primitive standards of behaviour that society allows them to - and in this case, we've removed all the stops by allowing them to act just like the Niggers they truly are!

30) "LAWZY JEEBUS": Niggers pray in public only to get attention. The magical figure they pray to is known as "Lawzy Jeebus" and, like the figure from the movie "Beetlejuice", will appear to grant the Nigger a wish if his name is said 3 times. Niggers have no concept of the Holy Trinity, Crucifixion, or Eternal Salvation - explaining such things to them is like lecturing about Quantum Mechanics to a bunch of squirrels. When Niggers talk to Lawzy Jeebus they usually request White Wimmenz, free money, or to be miraculously rescued from some self-induced trauma (like robbing a bank) that they are going to prison for. Niggers don't go to Heaven, by the way. Cats and dogs do, but Niggers don't. Ha-ha, Niggers! Even God hates you....

31) "HUH? WUH?": The Nigger cranium is such an under-developed relic from the Pliocene Era that it can barely keep them awake, let alone generate enough electrical activity to accomplish higher-order tasks (how many Niggers have accomplished great feats of engineering, or wrote a symphony, or painted any great works of art? Answer - none. And those shoes Michael Jackson patented don't count!) In response to a sudden unexpected event like getting questioned by the police, the Nigger's Simian brain simply locks up when queried for a response. For Example - when seeing a Nigger fleeing from the scene of a crime, the police will usually apprehend it and ask questions like: "I'll need to see some ID. Where are you coming from?" Nigger: "Huh? Wuh?" In this instance, the Nigger is stalling for time in order to formulate a credible answer that will magically get it off the hook. However, since the hybrid chimpanzee brain is severely over-stressed under pressure - the Nigger will simply continue to answer "Huh? Wuh?" until it sees a chance to try and run away. Stupid Niggers....

32) "MUH AUNTY" (alt: "MUH CUZZIN"): These imaginary relatives are people that the Nigger makes up in order to evade questioning from Law Enforcement personnel. This is a variation of the "Huh? Wuh?" ploy. When asked where a Nigger got such-and-such stolen item (like the car they're riding in), or how that bag of weed somehow ended up in its pocket - the Nigger claims that it belongs to "MUH AUNTY" or "MUH CUZZIN" over there on Fayette Street, and they will take the soonest opportunity to try and flee from the Authorities. Their brain power is so limited; it's like trying to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool with a garden hose when they try to come up with an explanation for anything. Niggers suck!

33) "MOUTH BREATHER": Niggers never shut their mouth - literally! It's open when they eat, it's open when they are constantly hollering like a bunch of wild apes and it's open when they breathe. As a matter of fact, the blubbery gaping Simian maw of the Nigger CAN'T be shut, due to the antiquated geometry of the chimp-like lower jaw and socket. This is an adaptive trait from the Nigger's early evolutionary days - you see by design, the Nigger is a useless, nocturnal scrounger. During the day of course they hung around in trees and slept in order to conserve energy - and what better source of hassle-free protein than to allow flying insects to crawl in one's mouth, similar to the strategy employed by the Venus Fly Trap plant. The only drawback is that this "gaping mouth" feature usually causes them to drown when submerged in water. Tough luck, Niggers!

34) "FECES": Historically, Niggers haven't created much of anything. No written language, no architecture, no science, nothing. About the only thing that they can produce however is feces, which is an endless source of amusement for themselves! To a Nigger, taking a dump is almost like magic. For a species that can't accomplish anything, it is a miracle for them to be able to produce something out of nowhere! The female of the species is biologically programmed to double-check to see if it didn't accidently crap out a Niglet, as these things happen as if by magic as well. Feces, for a Nigger, is almost like having their own custom-made Play-doh, which they typically will smear in their hair and all over themselves in order to repel stinging insects and to mask their own hideous body odor in an attempt to attract members of the opposite sex. Niggers are really such silly, filthy creatures!

35) “COCOA BUTTER”: Niggers use cocoa butter like there's no tomorrow. They think it makes them "look purty" because it tends to hide their scaly skin. Cocoa butter smells nice in small quantities, but when Niggers slather handfuls of it on themselves it smells exactly just like those burning 50 gallon shit buckets that are used in military latrines and then filled with diesel fuel and set on fire. Putting cocoa butter on a Nigger is like putting grease on a turd. I mean seriously - why bother? You just end up with a greasy turd.

36) “CHIMPANZEE SKULL”: Next time you're sitting someplace, take a look as Humans and Niggers pass by. From the side view, the face on Humans is almost perfectly vertical - with the nose being the most prominent feature visible. Now look at a Nigger - the part that sticks out the farthest are the lips and teeth. This is because the Nigger skull is basically identical to that of a Chimpanzee - the jaw is thrust forward and the back of the skull is extended, resulting in very little forehead area. Unfortunately, this is where the Frontal Lobes of the brain go - these are the parts of the brain that control higher thought and reasoning. The Nigger brain closely resembles that of an ape and thus they lack any real mental ability or emotional control - everything with them is "Gibs Muh", "Blame Whitey" and "Muh Dik". Why we brought these diseased apes here is beyond me - they were never meant to walk freely among Humans!

37) “PUBLIC GROOMING”: The new thing with Niggers these days is to carry a small dog brush with them so they can comb their nappy heads in public. I've seen Niggers brush themselves in airplanes before take-off, and look around to see if anyone saw them trying to look all spiffy. "Oh look, Mommy - the Chimpanzee is cleaning itself!" This is just another form of "Look-A-Me!" behaviour used by these disgusting creatures to get noticed. Unfortunately, it puts nearby Humans at risk for catching ticks, lice and scabies from this disgusting habit. Why in the hell do we allow Niggers on airplanes anyhow? As a matter of fact - why aren't they still in zoos? Every time a Nigger gets on an airplane the first thing it tries to do is mate with the liquor cart or blows itself up with an underwear bomb. Just say "No!" to airborne Niggers!

38) “WIDELY SPACED EYE SOCKETS”: Ever notice how far apart Oprah's eyes are spaced? As a matter of fact - ever notice how widely spaced apart most Nigger's eyes are??? The "Gollywog" effect of wide eye spacing is indicative of two things - with one of them being inbreeding. The Nigger species has been identified as being the most "diverse" (genetically) of any creature - and in this case, like all other cases, "diversity" is bad. It means pockets of Niggers dragging their knuckles around Sub-Saharan Africa did nothing but shit everywhere and interbreed like rabbits for hundreds of thousands of years. Historically, Niggers didn't travel - they were too lazy and stupid to venture beyond their local watering hole, resulting in many sub-species of Niggers (Pygmies, Congoids, etc.) that are virtually completely separate species all by themselves. Bottom line: They screwed their own sisters and cousins for eons, resulting in many isolated clusters of identically bizarre and disgusting looking Niggers.

39) “WIDELY SPACED EYE SOCKETS - PART II”: Wide eye spacing also denotes that Niggers were prey, not hunters. All herbivores have eyes that have migrated outwards towards the peripheral portions of their skulls to afford them a more panoramic view of their surroundings in order to better detect predators. Closely spaced and evenly centered eyes are the traits of predators - who needed to have keen forward binocular vision in order to determine prey speed and distance. Humans, by virtue of having to survive the Ice Ages, underwent genetic adaptations spurring brain and cranial development in order for us to survive as a species. What are the world's smartest animals? Hunters! Intelligence and planning are traits of predators - not Niggers. Niggers suck!

40) “BETTER ATHLETES – PART I”: Libtards and Nigger sympathizers will often argue that Negroes are "superior" because they can run fast and catch a ball. Ironically, this argument actually defeats itself by PROVING that Niggers are in fact animals. Virtually every animal can outrun a Human. Virtually every animal can catch a ball better than a Human. That doesn't make them "better" than a Human - it just means they're animals. Niggers are fast runners because the slower ones got eaten by carnivores. It is interesting to note that Niggers didn't run quickly TO catch anything - they ran quickly to get AWAY from things. Think about that next time you watch sports on TV - the "fast twitch" muscle response in Niggers was the direct result of running like scared bitches for the last 250,000 years!

41) “BETTER ATHLETES - PART II”: Being an Athlete means more than running, jumping and climbing. An Athlete is a role model. Dedication, humility, perseverance, and gratitude are the hallmark attributes of true Athletes. Thugs recruited from "da Hood" or some Nigger college to play in the NBA or NFL lack all of these traits. They are simply Gang-Bangers wearing Nikes, and their true colors show when they get some "cash money" in “they pocket”. Nigger "Afleets" ALWAYS self-destruct because they lack the intellect and moral up-bringing to handle the stresses and temptations that come with celebrity status. Media darlings such as OJ Simpson slashed his coal-burning wife, and the half-Negroe "Magic Nigger" Woods just couldn't keep his jimmie in his pants whenever White Wimmenz was around. Nigger Afleets are little more than greedy, grabbing Monkeys who get their paws stuck in the cookie jar trying to steal more than they can handle!

42) “SWIMMING”: It is a well known fact most Primates can't swim. Every zoo in the world has a moat around the Monkey Exhibit because everyone knows damn well that Monkeys can't cross it, so no cages are needed. So why in the hell does everybody act so surprised when Niggers drown? Niggers look like apes, they walk like apes, and they sure as hell are dumber than apes.... but, noooooo - thanks to the Libtards we have to somehow ignore the facts and pretend these things are Human. Never mind they can't do math, build cities, invent wheels, raise children, follow rules, or even fucking swim for Christ's sake. Summertime is Nigger Rockfish time - truly the season to rejoice!

43) “SHARE THE WEALTH”: Niggers are ever-so-fond of "sharing the wealth" - but only when it means taking away YOUR stuff, not giving away theirs. Chimps are greedy, grabbing creatures by nature - and Niggers, which share 99.9% of the Chimpanzee DNA, are no different. Niggers will "share the wealth" by robbing, looting, and raping - and somehow rationalize it in their primitive inbred minds that "Whitey Owes Me". Here's a Newsflash, Mandingo - Whitey doesn't owe you SHIT! You sub-humanoid pieces of Simian filth should be thanking us every day for importing your worthless butts over to the civilized world, where you can scream "Gibs Muh" or "Rayciss" and Jessie Jackson and CNN will come running to pamper your black asses.

44) “SMALL EARS”: Although Niggers are usually referred to as "Chimps" technically the Chimpanzee is a different species entirely. Niggers are retrograde offshoots of the Great Apes, and most Niggers physically resemble Gorillas more so than they do Chimpanzees - same flaring nose, extended distal portion of the skull, and most notably incredibly small ears. Niggers are often heard saying "Huh? Wuh?" but this doesn't have anything to do with hearing - it has everything to do with the fact that their under-powered brains are stalling for time so they can run away from the Law (covered in more detail under "Huh? Wuh?" section).

45) “STUPID ARM GESTURES”: Niggers will raise their arms and make stupid gang gestures when agitated. Chimpanzees and Monkeys will raise their arms overhead in the same manner when they feel threatened. Coincidence? I think not! Niggers are apes. Repeat after me - "N-I-G-G-E-R-S" "A-R-E" " A-P-E-S" See? Isn't it easier to speak the truth instead of lies the Libtards and Government has pounded into your head? Sure it is! Niggers are apes! 'Nuff said!

46) “PRIMITIVE TOOTH STRUCTURE”: Mother Nature knows all - and she knew that Niggers would be too stupid and lazy to practice even the most basic hygiene skills, including wiping their ass and brushing their teeth! Your typical Negroe has big, widely spaced teeth that look more like a mouthful of tombstones. The wide spacing helps assure that nothing will get lodged between them - making routine maintenance unnecessary. The only Negroes that have nice, straight teeth are those that came from disgusting coal-burning moms. Human DNA helps smooth out some of the superficial Negroid features (think in terms of Beyonce or Alicia Keys) but of course merely masks the chimp lurking inside. Negroes lack tails because Mother Nature also wisely removed them - otherwise they'd drag them through shit all day!

47) “PROOF THAT SPACE ALIENS VISITED EARTH”: Niggers are not "One of God's Creatures" - Anopheles mosquitoes, Sand Fleas, and Hagfish qualify as being among God's Creatures, but Niggers are not. Scientists are still trying to figure out which theory is correct - either that Niggers are proof that aliens visited Earth to screw monkeys during their holiday junkets, or that Niggers were created by Satan himself. Either way, Niggers don't go to Heaven. As a matter of fact - they can't even PRONOUNCE Heaven (see below!)

48) “HEAVEN”: Niggers talk about Heaven all the time like it was some giant combination FEMA Office, Liquor Store, and Whore House up in the sky that awaits them when they die. "Deys plenty o’ fried chicken, White Wimmenz, and Courvoisier up in Hebbins, yessir Boss!" Sorry, Niggers - you don't go to Heaven. You can't even pronounce “Heaven” you stupid apes. Heaven is pronounced "Heh-ven" - the best you dumb Niggers can manage to blurt out is something like "Hebbins" with those giant mumbo lips and ape-like jaw structure. Watch the "Green Mile" sometime and see that over-sized Nigger singing about "Hebbins - Ibz goins ta' Hebbins" right before they fry its murdering ass. Now THAT is entertainment!

49) “CHURCH”: Church is the place where Niggers go every Sunday to look, talk, dress, and act just like a bunch of Niggers. Church to Niggers is the ultimate ape-fest where wearing purple and orange suits is somehow acceptable and jumping up and down babbling about "Hebbins" and "Jeebus" is an attempt to induce members of the opposite sex to mate immediately afterwards. As a matter of fact, most Nigger offspring are conceived in stolen cars, the shrubbery, or in Porta-Johns right outside of Nigger Churches. The whole concept of "redemption", "salvation", and "confession" is lost on Niggers. For them it's "Muh Dik", "Muh Poosey" and "Blame Whitey". Stupid apes....

50) “AMBIGUOUS SEXUALITY”: Even experienced Zoologists have a hard time distinguishing the male and female members of the nigger species from each other. For the most part, there really is no physical difference between the two and some scientists are convinced that Niggers simply produce offspring spontaneously without requiring a member of the opposite sex to participate. Given that most Sheboons have had farm animals, rented furniture and major appliances as sex partners, that theory may very well be true! Another popular theory states that the reason that so many Negroe males are on the "Dow Low" is that they simply don't know the difference. Nature has endowed Niggers with the ability to mate with anything, and to do so frequently - much to the disgust of the Civilized World.

51) “SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT”: Niggers are so stupid that they think wearing sunglasses makes them look cool, and will wear them at night to look even cooler. Not! The only thing that wearing sunglasses does is make them look like Chimpanzees wearing sunglasses! Niggers have the uncanny ability to fool themselves, which Nature provided so they don't all jump off of cliffs en masse like Lemmings. If Niggers knew how stupid and ugly they were, they would drown their offspring at birth and set fire to themselves. The Mai-Mai Nigger tribe in Africa wears faucets around their necks when they go into battle, believing that water makes them invisible and also bullet-proof. This really is how stupid Niggers are, folks!

52) “MUSIC IN THE HEAD”: Every Nigger you see seems to be listening to some kind of music inside its head. This isn't just an act - thanks to the unique ape-like structure of the Nigger skull, radio waves become trapped inside. The Professor from Gilligan's Island proved this point by making a radio out of a coconut, until Gilligan screwed it up somehow and they never got rescued. Regardless, the Nigger skull is shaped much like a coconut and is just as thick. This combination of shape and thickness traps radio waves in the frequency of 96.7 MHz inside their nearly empty craniums where the music plays all day long! Christ, they're primitive....


@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

53) “SOUL FOOD PART I - CHICKEN AND CHITERLINGS”: The Nigger love for KFC and Popeye’s Chicken is legendary. Even in the "Old South" Humans were puzzled by the Negros’s insatiable desire for the "throw-away" parts of slaughtered animals that were normally fed to hogs. To understand this behaviour better, one must realize that the Nigger was never a hunter - it lacked the cunning and organizational abilities to do so, rather these disgusting Simians looked for food wherever they could find it - often waiting until something died or was killed and scrounged the remains of the picked-over carcass.

The prime competition for these remains was of course large winged birds such as Vultures. Armed with sharp beaks and claws, these foraging bands of Niggers routinely got their asses kicked by flocks of scavenging birds - and they had to wait and dine on whatever was left over once the other superior carnivores finally had their fill. For Niggers to enjoy the prime part of the kill, such as entrails and vital organs, was an impossible dream - so imagine their shock and joy when they became domesticated and were fed such delicacies as Hog Jowls and Chitterlings by their Masters!

Often times Niggers would leave their young unattended (a tradition that continues today!) and Niglets would be carried away by predatory birds. Often these Niglets attempted to "Muh Dik" the young birds in the nest they were being fed to as the mother bird was trying to tear them to shreds. So deep is the Nigger hatred for birds, that is genetically programmed into their DNA. Niggers are simple minded animals, and the sight of seeing their former avian rivals now quartered and fried is too much for them to resist. Niggers will stuff as much fried chicken down their gaping Simian maws as they can to commemorate their "victory" over their former winged enemies of the sky!

54) “SOUL FOOD PART II – RIBS”: So now we know why Niggers are so attracted to Fried Chicken and Hog Jowls, but how does one explain their insatiable desire for ribs? Indeed, traditionally ribs were hardly a delicacy - more in fact, in the wild they were the very last part of the animal that ever got eaten. In most lean animals, there is little meat on the ribs - just some connective muscle tissue between the bones and the tough membrane that lines the respiratory cavity. In short, next time you see "National Geographic" on TV, look at what's left on an animal carcass after it's been picked clean - there's nothing left but bare ribs sticking up in the air!

Since Niggers normally had to wait until all the other more superior predators and scavengers had their pick of the kill, Niggers had survived for 100's of thousands of years by relying on the very last part left over, and that was the ribs. Ribs have been the sole sustenance for packs of un-evolved Niggers since time began, and as a result they've developed a strong affinity for them that still continues to this day. Ever seen a Nigger eat ribs? It's absolutely disgusting! They revert back to their feral past instantly - smacking their lips and acting like savage apes (which in hindsight isn't much different than they normally behave, but I digress!)

Ribs historically have been the least desirable part of the animal - at least until fire was invented and Mankind could season and marinate them, then slow cook them to a succulent goodness. Niggers never invented fire, so they had to wait until all the other animals had their fill and took whatever was left. As it is the Animal Kingdom, it is with all things in life - GET TO THE BACK OF THE BUS, NIGGER!

55) “SLAVERY – PART I”: Niggers invented slavery, and that is an indisputable fact. They are sick, loathsome creatures that occupy the lowest rung in every society and they darn well know it. In an effort to make themselves feel better, they have an inner need to find something - anything - that is below them, and they have fulfilled this need by capturing and enslaving others of their own hideous species for hundreds of thousands of years so they can feel just like they are the "Chimp in Charge" of another worthless piece of shit.

The modern spin on this is that Niggers will attempt to enslave white girls by getting them hooked on dope, then turning them out on the street corner to make money. This is the same reason that Niggers raise Pit bulls and own pets - just so they can feel "superior" to something. Niggers are truly sick, disgusting morph apes that shouldn't be allowed to mix with Humans, let alone other animals. Good God, they truly make me want to vomit!

56) “SLAVERY - PART II”: Being brought to the civilized world as slaves was the greatest thing that ever happened to Niggers, yet they piss and moan like it was some great catastrophe! Just once I'd like to see a Nigger actually thank his lucky stars that his Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather was some useless scrounger that was caught by his own kind and sold to Slave Traders.

Without slavery Niggers would be nearly extinct, yet they are flourishing now across the world thanks to White Guilt and "free gubermint money an' sheeit" that has encouraged their species to whine and complain and not do a damn thing for themselves for at least the last 400 years or so. You would think that Niggers would want a holiday commemorating the landing of the Amistad in the New World, marking the beginning of a whole new future for them - but nooooooooo, the stupid Nigs had to have a special day named after a fat-assed drunken whore-monger that used church funds to procure liquor and prostitutes instead. Next they'll want ANOTHER one for that sack of shit “Prezadent” Obongo, then probably one after that for Tupac Shikur, then after that Gary Coleman, and finally Kwame Kilpatrick.

57) “SPONTANEOUS DEATH”: Ever read the newspaper? Virtually every morning you'll see some Nigger "Afleet" (usually a Teenaper) has unexplainably keeled over and died for no apparent reason.
Niggers are prone to "sudden everything" - sudden rage, sudden violence, sudden looting, sudden muh-dik, sudden stupidity... and of course sudden death! If only they could add "spontaneous combustion" to that list, they'd get the whole Trifecta!

Sudden death is due to the fact that the Nigger is a genetic anomaly - a freak offshoot of the ape kingdom that has learned to mimic human behaviour. Nature has responded to this abhor ration by "flushing the toilet" and producing all kinds of mechanisms to rid itself of this hideous parasite - AIDS, Ebola, Hanta Virus, Drought, Floods, Starvation, etc., but Mankind in his foolishness keeps on interfering!

There's a lesson in all of this for humans - stop screwing with Mother Nature’s plans, and let these retarded apes finally perish!

58) “SPITTING ON THE SIDEWALK”: One of the least endearing traits of the Nigrus Domesticus and its close cousin Nigrus on Parolus is the fact that these disgusting creatures spit on sidewalks.

The saliva of the both the feral and domestic Nigger is dangerous, and should technically be classified as "Biohazardous Medical Waste". Unwitting passersby are tracking germs and bacteria from these disgusting apes into their homes which contain AIDS, Hepatitis, TB, Syphilis, and a thousand other ape-borne diseases.

Niggers spit on the sidewalk because they are stupid, disgusting creatures who have no concept of sanitation or civilized behaviour. They also spit on the sidewalk out of contempt for "Whitey" and all of his rules. Niggers are really just angry and resentful apes. Inside their over-heated Simian brains they know damn well they are the most loathsome, disgusting creatures on the planet.

They also know that they are too stupid to even build a sidewalk. Building anything takes knowledge of math and a number of skills that Niggers lack. What Nigger have you ever seen that possesses even the simplest ability to plan out and execute something even remotely complex? Not a single one!

For creatures that claim to have built pyramids and were "Kings an' sheeit" Niggers are really awfully stupid. I mean seriously - they live in mud huts and smear themselves with feces still to this day. They just make up stories like that to make themselves feel better - but we all know that it's just a pack of lies!

59) "MUH AUNTIE - REDUX": A Nigger's "Auntie" is a non-descript somewhat mythical character that the Nigger conjures up in order to explain where it is headed to (or from) when questioned by the local police as to why it is in a particular locale at that particular instance in time.

Typically, a Nigger will commit a crime and witnesses will relay some useful information to the local Authorities - such as the description of the vehicle (a Chevy Malibu with tinted windows and 22" rims) and its occupants (black teen males wearing Hoodie’s) and more often than not the suspect will be quickly spotted by a patrol car and pulled over. The scenario that follows is as such:

The Nigger driving will immediately accelerate beyond the limits of the vehicle's handling capabilities and endanger law abiding citizens while driving recklessly in a futile attempt to get away. After causing several thousands of dollars in property damage, the vehicle (which is always stolen) will lose control and smash into a building, tree, parked car or fire hydrant. Although the impact would kill a normal Human being, like cockroaches the Nigger occupants of the vehicle will swarm out of its doors and windows and flee on foot.

Once safely tackled by police and hand-cuffed the Nigger will display "Huh? Wuh?" and "I din't do nuffins" behaviour. Loudly protesting its innocence, the Nigger will thereupon proclaim that he / she / it / they were coming from or going to its "Aunties house" conveniently located in the same vicinity of the crime.

There is of course no "Auntie" located there, and the Nigger is - as always - guilty. The fallacy of a Nigger having an "Auntie" is of course quite laughable - as everyone knows Niggers don't have families, they come from litters.

60) "LONG CURLEY FINGER NAILS": Niggers - particularly the female Sows - have long since used the most superficial and meaningless methods of drawing attention to themselves such as having "they nails done" or "getting they hair done" when in fact, they still look like piles of Simian filth before and after the procedure. They're just $20 poorer afterwards that's all....

As such, the ultimate status symbol for Niggers is to have long, curling spiral-like finger nails. Any normal Human being would find something this disgusting to be totally impractical - after all, it is impossible to do any useful work with handfuls of long, grotesque fingernails in the way. However, for the Nigger this is just the point: It demonstrates to all other Niggers present that this is bon-fide proof of its laziness. After all, everyone KNOWS that Niggers don't work - but having 3 foot long finger nails is absolute incontrovertible proof that it CAN'T possibly work!

If you think that these Niggers ever clean their yard-long nails, you're dreaming. As a matter of fact - if you think ANY Nigger cleans its nails (including nurses, doctors, or food service apes) you're dreaming. Niggers have no concept of hygiene and won't stop to think that picking their asses or scratching their genitals is somehow "dirty" as they proceed to finish assembling your Big Mac Value Meal with their filthy ungloved paws.

As such, today's mantra is "Groids are simply Filth on Two Legs".... repeat as necessary and Avoid the Groid!

61) “MUH MOMS”: The central figure in your average Teenaper's life is its mother - or "Moms" as niggers typically call them. Although the paternity of any given random nigger is always in question, the one absolute certainty in any nigger's life is who its biological mother is. Quite often a nigger's mother is a dim-witted, violent 300 lb. welfare sucking she-ape that will smack any one of her nine or so kids senseless over anything - and in far too many instances also has served as the sex partner of one or more of its offspring. Nigger social dynamics are anything but simple to understand....

As such, most Teenapers feel a certain level of obligation to their mothers - which explains why they rarely rob or rape them, but this does happen at times as well. Often a Teenaper will aspire to embark on a life of crime in order to acquire the means to give their "Moms" a token of appreciation such as a stolen Jaguar XKS or Cadillac Escalade with broken glass and blood still on the driver's seat. Such behaviour is reminiscent of a family's pet cat proudly dropping a headless mouse at the doorstep of its owners - however with niggers, it is more like a scene out of COPS with one of the Teenapers running through the front door of the house and tossing his mother a shoplifted fur coat or the keys to a stolen vehicle with police behind them in hot pursuit!

So too does the use of the term "Moms" typify the confusion that most niggers experience. They know who their "Mom" is - it's their "Dad" that is a complete mystery. Some scientists theorize that a given nigger can actually be comprised of DNA from multiple fathers due to the proclivity of nigger Sows preferring to breed with numerous males of the species almost simultaneously. Such reprehensible and disgusting behaviour is typical of a Sow getting "her groove on" - even if it is with every swinging dick in the backstreet bar or local pool hall all at once. More aptly, the term these Teenapers use should be "Dads" not "Moms" for the aforementioned reasons.

62) "TOOFPICK" (aka Cigarette behind ear): No nigger activity - regardless of what it is - is complete unless it is done with a toothpick ("toofpick") hanging from its oversized lips.

Why a toothpick you might ask? Is it really true that niggers are some kind of oral hygiene freaks who desire to retain their teeth for their complete lifespan - regardless of how short and useless it may be? The answer of course is "No" - niggers are just a bunch of stupid, attention-deprived apes that use the "toofpick" to draw attention to themselves!

The all-consuming activity that EVERY STINKING NIGGER ON EARTH engages in all day, every day, 24/7 is "Look-A-Me" behaviour. They will utilize any and every trick in the book to draw attention to themselves as the opening gambit to satisfy their primary lusts such as rape, robbery, begging, stealing and the like. For any of these to occur, the nigger needs to attract attention to itself - i.e., they need a captive audience. This behaviour goes back directly to its Simian roots - when the female of the species went into estrous (that is, was ready to mate) it had its choice of dozens, if not hundreds, of useless idle males of the species all competing with each other for the chance to "hit dat ass" so to speak.

But for the female, every one of these hairless baboons pretty much looked and smelled the same as the next one - so which to choose? They all hooted and hollered, jump around, did somersaults, and waved their genitals around to get the female's attention, so no one of them particularly stood out. As such - the males began to adorn themselves with smeared feces, and bits of twigs and shiny objects to get the female's attention. The one that stood out more than the rest of the disgusting chimp pack generally had the better chance of being the lucky ape to mate. And so "Bling" was born....

Today, the niggers yells and screams at the most inappropriate times, wears clownish clothes, behaves in the most ignorant and boisterous manner to draw attention to itself as it has done for the last 100 millennia or so - and still retains the habit to adorning itself with a twig in the form of a toothpick stuck in its gapping maw nowadays for the same purpose!

Alternate: Niggers will also use a menthol cigarette (Newport or Kool Milds) situated behind its small, apish ears or dangling from its blubbery lips unlit to accomplish the same effect.

In summary, it's easy to see that virtually all nigger behaviour is nothing more than that which it exhibited since the dawn of time - just primal Simian responses and mannerisms still being used in a world that has long since evolved without them that the nigger can neither comprehend nor contribute in any positive manner to. Nigger behaviour is nothing mysterious, just try to imagine what an ape would do in any situation and that is what a nigger will do. We should have left them in the jungle; God has certainly damned us for bringing them here!

63) “UNCONTROLLABLE EMOTIONS”: Another fascinating - and dangerous - facet of discourse in the field of Niggerology is the phenomenon of observing niggers collapsing during just about every normal nigger event, such as weddings, funerals and being sentenced in court for one crime or another.

No social "get together" in any nigger's life is complete without gunfire, and of course the added spectacle of some 300lb nigger sow inevitably collapsing amidst a bunch of blubbering and arm waving over the most minor of incidents. And to the niggers present this is just an everyday activity at such events....

In fact, it is a well-known fact that the nigger simply can't control itself. This bears repeating - by nature, THE NIGGER CANNOT CONTROL ITSELF. The undersized and antiquated chimpanzee brain inside these reprehensible tar beasts is incapable of processing complex thought or emotion - physically the brains of niggers are much different than those of humans. This is not racist diatribe, but an established fact - their brains are smaller and less complex in structure. The portion of the brain that controls reasoning and higher thought found in the region behind the forehead is almost non-existent in niggers; whilst the ancient portion that controls more basic functions is quite prominently evident in the rear most portion of the skull. Take a look at any nigger around you - the forefront of the skull slopes backwards and the prognathic jaws protrude forward, while the back of the skull extends far rearward. This skull configuration produces the wide ape-like nose of the nigger - and more importantly results in much lesser cranial capacity, and in particular a deficit in the frontal area of the brain responsible for civilized behaviour.

As such, an "overload" in emotion is something the nigger quite simply can't handle. The female of the species will typically wail and screech like a hippopotamus that has just been shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, then fall to the ground when faced with situations such as wedding ceremonies, news of incarceration of a thrice-distant relative, one of its offspring being sentenced for a crime it committed, or suddenly receiving news of an unexpected shortage of Kool Milds or Olde English 800 at the local liquor store. This behaviour directly coincides with that of the opossum which flops over and "plays dead" when suddenly caught in the headlights of an oncoming car at night. The nigger's brain has adopted this response as well - which served a practical purpose in the days in the African veldt when it was suddenly pounced upon by an unnoticed predatory animal. The act of the body becoming "paralyzed" and dropping to the ground was a last-ditch survival mechanism that left some predators uninterested in the apparently dead nigger as prey. In short, it was better than nothing....

Today we don't have tigers wandering our city streets or courtrooms, but the nigger's brain can't tell the difference from a biological standpoint - it simply can't anticipate nor adequately handle emotional events, and will tend to pass out and flop to the ground when confronted with strong emotional situations.

64) “PAY MUH BEE-YO’S”: Society functions because humans participate in what is known as a "Social Contract" - that is, they abide by promulgated laws and conduct themselves in a productive, civil manner. Without such behaviour Society cannot function, quite simply the system fall apart. Of such importance is this adherence to social codes and mores that the ancient Japanese adopted the Code of Bushido which stipulated how the Samurai acted and behaved in order to carry out the necessary maintenance of Law and Order in feudal Japan. Those civilians that deviated from acceptable behaviour (stealing, rape, etc.) were dealt with swiftly and severely on the spot by the sword-wielding Samurai of ancient times.

Enter the nigger....

The nigger by nature has no laws, nor any "higher purpose" to aspire to. The nigger has been, and always will be a scrounger. A bottom-feeder. A thief. The nigger is "that thing hiding in the dark" that seeks to do as little as possible. It abhors any productive work, rather it seeks the easiest reward for the least effort; the nigger is an abomination of man and nature and the antithesis of civilization itself. The nigger's normal state is "un-civilization". The nigger never invented anything, it never built anything, it never pondered the great reaches of space, or the farthest depths of the ocean - it never thought to even wonder what lie beyond the horizon. Its sole purpose was to discover some discarded bit of an animal's carcass left behind by predators and to reproduce as much and as often as it could during its miserable, filthy and brief existence. In short, the best word for the beast is "Nigger" - a thousand other words couldn't describe it any better.

In the civilized world part of the social contract is to fulfill one's obligations; indeed a man's word historically has been his bond. A handshake was indeed a "blood oath" that an agreement would be fulfilled. This is how commerce in a time before currency was invented could ever take place. It was an irrevocable I.O.U that only parties with an inherent code of respectable behaviour could engage in; it was the hallmark of civility. The Farmer promised the Blacksmith a measure of wheat when harvest came later in the season in exchange for a hand-wrought implement today and kept that promise. A merchant would send woven rugs to the farthest reaches of the known world in exchange for a load of salt or spices in return. Paying one's obligations is keeping one's word - it is how the machinery of trade continues to turn even today. For the nigger however there is no such code of behaviour. The nigger doesn't maintain its obligations or responsibilities, it seeks to get as much as it can get away with while expending as little personal energy as possible. Humans pay their bills; niggers don't.

For the nigger there typically aren't many bills (pronounced "bee-yo's" by niggers) because our Libtard Socialist governments coddle the ever-precious Negroe. The government pays for the nigger's housing, its education, its food, its heat, its water and its transportation. The nigger gets upset when the government doesn't pay for its liquor and its crack cocaine and Kool Milds - thinking it is "entitled" to everything free. The only "bee-yo's" the nigger really has are for illicit activities - if it doesn't pay them, the supply gets cut off by the local drug dealer or booze merchant who foolishly extends the nigger credit.

Yet, when a nigger is arrested for conducting some sort of nefarious activity its first response to the police is to claim that it has no choice but to engage in such behaviour in order to "pay muh bee-yo's" because it can't get an honest job due to racism. In reality, a nigger never even remotely considers paying its bills and expects that someone will do it for them instead. The nigger has been coddled, had excuses made for, protected and even been apologized to. And yet before us stands the same hideous unrepentant ape that we found in Africa's jungles 400 years ago - unchanged for 100,000 years before that. The nigger has no place in society; it has no place in any sort of civilization. It simply must go if Mankind is to survive.

65. “EXTRAVIGANT NAMES”: Niggers give their offspring the most ridiculous and laughably ignorant names upon shitting them out in the Delivery Room (at Taxpayer expense), back alley, or sock drawer in Section 8 housing someplace. To the under-developed Negroe brain, something that “sounds” expensive must have some value above everything else – which is why they will buy cheap useless cologne as long as is starts with “Eau de....” or will flock to any piece of 3rd rate velvet artwork that shows anything remotely Egyptian (by the way, Niggers – you ARE NOT descended from Egyptian King and Queens. You were shipped from Sub-Saharan Africa and were made House Servants, Whipping Boys and Court Jesters for those royal humans which were largely Macedonian in lineage!)
Nonetheless, Niggers will invent names like “Lemonjello” or “Orangejello” (inspired by lemon flavoured Jello and orange flavoured Jello packets) or “Fa-qwee-qwee”, “La-doo-doo”, “Sha-nay-nay” or a thousand idiotic combinations of Ebonic nonsense spewed forth from their crack or Ripple impaired consciousness in the addle-brained hope that a fancy sounding name will give their future felon-in-training a jumpstart on Life. Quite frankly it should be a LAW that all niggers have “Nigger-sounding” names so that human HR personnel can immediately shred their resumes upon receipt for open job postings. It would also greatly assist Law Enforcement agencies and the general public to look out for a feral tar beast on the loose after a crime has been committed, rather than having to play “guess the race” when the local News channel doesn’t have the balls to broadcast that police are looking for a NIGGER that just committed a crime, rather than letting the public believe it might be a human that did it!

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Dwight Mansburden]

Jezus Doc...I read it earlier today and again just now. All I can say is my hat is off to you!

:potd

[Doc Johnson]

On puzzling facet of nigger behaviour is the fact that niggers gather together and march to protest everything! When some illegitimate crack-whore nigger's kid gets zinged by a stray bullet, the apes all mass together and hold signs and candles and blubber and howl at the moon. When some syphillitic violin-playing woodoo voodoo nigger feels that "it's people" haven't been getting enough free stuff, a bunch of niggers hop in buses and stink up Washington DC for a few days.

Although this doesn't make much sense to humans (we have jobs to go to, afterall) to niggers "massing and marching" makes perfect sense. To start with, one has to understand that the nigger views the world as a primate would; not as a human does. When one troop of baboons encounters another, it's members will posture and threaten - hoping to intimidate the rival group into backing off.

Flash forward to modern society - what happens when a nigger doesn't get it's way? The nigger will bellow and wave it's arms around and jump around and threaten and posture, trying to get the other person to back off. This is EXACTLY what apes do! When faced with a conflict, niggers resort to the programming located deep within their simian DNA to resolve problems. Humans plan ahead and buy insurance. Humans save money for "rainy days". Humans invest in the stock market and forego immediate gratification so they can send their kids to college. What do niggers do? They gather en masse and howl and wave their arms around, trying to intimidate others so they can get their way.

Stupid niggers - Civilization is for humans!

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Joesmith]

Chapters of history books could be rewritten with just these posts.

[Doc Johnson]

Making the "Chimp Face" is yet another example of how niggers produce simian - rather than human - responses to ordinary stimuli!

Whenever niggers are faced with an uncertain situation such as walking into a room full of strangers or when about to be sentenced in a Court of Law for a crime, the nigger will suck its lips in over its teeth and look around anxiously. This is known as "Making the Chimp Face".

This is the sort of primal response that animals exhibit when facing danger - such as a cat pulling its ears back, or a dog curling its tail underneath. The "Chimp Face" is done sub-consciously by the nigger in an effort to protect its protruding rubbery lips from being torn off in a fight or an encounter with a wild animal.

Sure - they're human. Just like us....

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

The following pictures below show common examples of niggers making the "Chimp Face" - not surprisingly, they're Mug Shots!

http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/6094cb08eeeea905.jpg


@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

A notable finding in virtually EVERY nigger's mug shot is the characteristic of the head being tilted to one side. This look of "superiority" (at least in the nigger's under-developed brain) can be described as the "Defiant Chimp Head Tilt".

Humans find such a desperate act of defiance laughable - after all, the nigger is in chains at this point and its next stop after getting finger printed is to be thrown in a cage with a bunch of other depraved niggers where it will have to fight to keep its rectum from being violated by its "Brothas".

However - we have to remember that niggers are not human, and therefore we will have to view this puzzling behaviour through non-human eyes in order to better understand why in the hell niggers always do this in custody. The "Defiant Chimp Head Tilt" on the nigger's part is an act of contempt - a last ditch effort to salvage its fragile ego. In the Animal Kingdom, exposing one's throat to a potential adversary is suicide - animals will keep their heads down and protect their throats at all costs when fighting as it is the most vulnerable part of their anatomy.

Niggers think like animals, because they ARE animals. If you haven't figured that part out yet go re-read the previous 70+ posts and come back. In order to understand nigger behaviour, ask yourself "What would a criminally-minded talking chimpanzee with a hard-on do in this situation?" and BINGO! chances are dead-on that's what the nigger will do....

In the case of the "Defiant Chimp Head Tilt" the nigger is attempting to assuage its feelings of shame and helplessness by adopting a posture of false bravado - it realizes that it has been captured and beat, but it just can't let it go. By tilting it's head back or to one side, the nigger is expressing contempt for its captors and is literally sending the message "I'm not afraid of you. See? I'm exposing the most vulnerable part of my body - whatchu gonna do about it, sucka...."

Yes folks, this is how simple-minded and stupid niggers really are!

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[haywood]

Epic, truly epic. Someone with a good voice should make a video of this being presented and post it on YouTube. That would really get it some exposure.

I'll do it!

[Doc Johnson]

http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/6095096a85f41393.jpg

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

I'll do it!

Wow! Talk about creating a "Chimpout"- niggers would go nuts if this were on YouTube!

Somewhere, someplace I stumbled on an internet thread where someone added pictures to each one of the original 50 or so posts of "Understanding the Nigger Mind"....

I've always wanted to go back and update this thread with the photos - but for the life of me can't find where I saw it!

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

I read somewhere that it's subconscious simian behavior for a defeated or inferior individual to appease the superior, kind of similar to a dog piddling to show submission. Specifically, hiding the teeth is to make sure to not show aggression.

That is certainly true - most animals will expose vulnerable parts of themselves to show submission when they've been dominated. However, take a look at the sneering nigger in the first photo - the head-tilt and obvious look of defiance is anything but submission!

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

Behold the Negroe! Truly they are an abomination of Man and Nature.... Whether you believe they were created when Space Aliens came to Earth to screw monkeys while on Shore Leave, or whether they are the product of an unholy union between Satan and a hapless baboon, the common thread in all of these theories is the word "ape".

Even to the un-scientific mind, the morphology of the Negroe clearly suggests that it is NOT human - skull structure, posture, and overall skeletal ratios and composition tend to confirm this is certainly true. This connection between simians and niggers is bolstered even further by one truly amazing fact - which is that primates can't swim and neither can niggers.

The reason that every zoo in the world simply uses a water-filled moat to keep their monkeys in place is because of this fact. Regardless that the water really isn't that deep, primates avoid water at all costs knowing they will sink like a stone if they try to navigate across it. Same deal with the nigger as well. (Here's a thought - maybe "Blacks Only" prisons could be established on offshore islands without the need for expensive walls - or even guards?)

We have done a tremendous disservice to the Negroe by pumping him full of stories about "Liberty" and "Freedom" when the chains that protected them from such calamities were removed by the Vampire-Hunter himself, Abraham Lincoln nearly a century and a half ago. "You're one of us - fly away and be free!" the adle-brained Liberals of the 1800's cried to the newly-amancipated slaves as they were unshackled, unaware that they themselves were acutely suffering from the hallucinagenic effects of a widespread barley fungus contamination that had propogated throughout the Northern States at that time - and obviously not quite thinking clearly.

The niggers - now taught to believe that they have transcended 250,000 years of evolution and are somehow now were magically human - marched en masse to the shores of the mighty Pascagoula River and promptly all drown. And today, this tradition continues. Instead of simply teaching niggers in Grade School that they aren't human and can't swim just like their monkey brothers in the local zoo can't - they are encouraged to infest human places like swimming pools and parks as part of their "Civil Rights". Tragedy ultimately ensues, and every summer the newspapers are rife with stories of "Devauntae", "LaTrell", and little "Darius" disappearing under the cruel and gently lapping waters of the local swimming hole down to their untimely young criminal deaths.

Of course, local emergency services are running themselves ragged having to throw grappling hooks in the water all over town, trying to can get a good snag on these "Rockfish" laying on the bottom and bring their stinking carcasses to the surface before the EPA fines the local municipality for dumping unregulated waste. And the same thing happens all over again the next summer. And the next. And the next....

Niggers - haven't they cost us enough???

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

Oh, copper, you evil she-bitch Seductress of Death! How many legions of niggers have lost their bat-winged souls in persuit of your cold, silky smooth embrace?

If there is such a thing as Kryptonite to niggers (other than fried chicken, malt liquor, white wimmenz, and drugs of course) the one THING - that common natural element found in the ground - COPPER, positively sends nigger into a thieving frenzy like none other!

For a quarter of a million years niggers have walked bare-foot on raw diamonds in the Congo, blissfully oblivious to the fact they were treading on a fortune. But once the White Man landed on Africa's shores and dangled that soft, shiny metal before their evil yellow eyes, they were hooked. Like a Crack Whore fiending for a cigarette and a quick fix, the lust for copper seems to be hard-wired into their simian DNA and over-rides what little cognitive abilities they may possess.

So strong is their black hearted ape-lust for this alluring metal, they will risk anything and everything to get their filthy paws on it - including playing "chicken" with 500,000 volts of electricty while armed with only swim fins, rubber gloves and a pair of pruning shears. Niggers don't understand the White Man's magic that flows through those miles and miles of High-Voltage copper wire - they only know it is worth one tenth of one percent of it's real value if they risk life and limb and somehow manage to hack off a few hundred feet and drag it into a disreputable recycled metals dealer so they can make enough money to maybe buy a cigarette or two.

Accordingly, many niggers have found themselves to be unintentional guests at their own impromptu BBQ party at the base of a high power line or transformer station as they burst into flames trying to peel away the copper seductresses vinyl outer covering and caress the bountiful honey-colored treasure found underneath. One touch of her exposed bare skin and <POOF!> another bat in Hell gets it's wings!

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Gul Dukat]

Doc Johnson, you seem to be a specialist in Pavementus Apus Americanus, could you tell me, why do they hold the colors purple and yellow in such high regard? It has more to do than just the Lakers, right?

[Doc Johnson]

Doc Johnson, you seem to be a specialist in Pavementus Apus Americanus, could you tell me, why do they hold the colors purple and yellow in such high regard? It has more to do than just the Lakers, right?

I've got a theory - let me work on it a bit, and I'll get back to you!

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[CaptainBender]

:rock This is abso-fucking-lutely BRILLIANT! :rock Doc, you are a scholar and a gentleman.

The whole series really deserves its own page(s), like a FAQ, on the site. What new Chimper wouldn't benefit from this incisive examination of TNB?

Observant and intelligent people who have to deal with niggershines usually end up wondering, "Why the hell do they <INSERT TNB HERE>?" It's hard to keep track of the endless pieces of cold, hard evidence that niggers can't make it in civilization except as criminals or scavengers, and this series runs through a good number of them.

Also, as someone already mentioned, this is so funny - and so awesome - because it's TRUE. It's the truth that wishful-thinking, pie-in-the-sky "we're all the same" dullards refuse to acknowledge - when even niggers know it's true!

"Understanding the Nigger 'Mind'" is perfect for breaking through the straight-faced bullshit, excuse-seeking and YT-blaming of nigger apologists. It's a siege engine of factual humor that I believe can smash down the crumbly mud nigger huts of wishful thinking and denial.

I mean, nigger-lovers can't pretend to be offended when they're giggling their asses off at the hard truth about niggers and TNB.

thumbsup :thup -gtfo :goll

[Doc Johnson]

Want drama, passion, emotion, bright gaudy costumes, fist fights, sex in the bushes and gunplay? Then attend a nigger funeral sometime!

The nigger funeral is the pentultimate nigger festival. Complete with nudity, blubbering and wailing, and usually a shooting or two - no nigger spectacle captures the raw, bare essence of the nigger better than a good old fashion gathering to bury one of their own dead.

Ironically, the nigger funeral is all about everything BUT the deceased, who most attendees never met in their life! The nigger funeral is all about the 300lb. surviving "Welfare Sow" shrieking and wailing, then ultimately passing out and falling INTO the casket with the deceased. The nigger funeral is all about "Pimp Daddy" buck niggers putting on their best purple and neon green clown suits and trying to score on the flocks of breeding-age (or younger) negresses dressed like cheap whores who attend. Nigger funerals are all about "Granma" getting her "freak on" in the church rectory or filthy Porta-John in the parking lot. Nigger funerals are all about other strange niggers wandering and trying to steal the watch off the deceased or get some free food and booze - invariably an argument ensues and someone starts shooting!

All in all, nigger funerals seem to be some kind of "Get Out of Jail Free" card for niggers to somehow act like total niggers - they're just looking for a convenient excuse to do so. The mad spectacle spills out onto the parking lot and then the procession begins - snarling traffic and giving those that participate the combined thrill of exhibiting "Look-A-Me" behaviour and being able to flaunt traffic regulations with impunity, thumbing their flaring simian noses at the Po-Po. Life, Birth, Death - the nigger funeral is the Mardi Gras of the nigger's otherwise short, useless, and violent life. The cresendo is reached when the blubbering "Welfare Sow" is finally pulled off of the casket, and demands to know "Who Gonna Pay fo' Dis!" whereupon well-wishers and family scatter like thieves, afraid they'll get stuck having to kick-in some change for the funeral expenses!


@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

Behold the Negroe! Truly they are an abomination of Man and Nature.... Whether you believe they were created when Space Aliens came to Earth to screw monkeys while on Shore Leave, or whether they are the product of an unholy union between Satan and a hapless baboon, the common thread in all of these theories is the word "ape".

Even to the un-scientific mind, the morphology of the Negroe clearly suggests that it is NOT human - skull structure, posture, and overall skeletal ratios and composition tend to confirm this is certainly true. This connection between simians and niggers is bolstered even further by one truly amazing fact - which is that primates can't swim and neither can niggers.

The reason that every zoo in the world simply uses a water-filled moat to keep their monkeys in place is because of this fact. Regardless that the water really isn't that deep, primates avoid water at all costs knowing they will sink like a stone if they try to navigate across it. Same deal with the nigger as well. (Here's a thought - maybe "Blacks Only" prisons could be established on offshore islands without the need for expensive walls - or even guards?)

We have done a tremendous disservice to the Negroe by pumping him full of stories about "Liberty" and "Freedom" when the chains that protected them from such calamities were removed by the Vampire-Hunter himself, Abraham Lincoln nearly a century and a half ago. "You're one of us - fly away and be free!" the adle-brained Liberals of the 1800's cried to the newly-amancipated slaves as they were unshackled, unaware that they themselves were acutely suffering from the hallucinagenic effects of a widespread barley fungus contamination that had propogated throughout the Northern States at that time - and obviously not quite thinking clearly.

The niggers - now taught to believe that they have transcended 250,000 years of evolution and are somehow now were magically human - marched en masse to the shores of the mighty Pascagoula River and promptly all drown. And today, this tradition continues. Instead of simply teaching niggers in Grade School that they aren't human and can't swim just like their monkey brothers in the local zoo can't - they are encouraged to infest human places like swimming pools and parks as part of their "Civil Rights". Tragedy ultimately ensues, and every summer the newspapers are rife with stories of "Devauntae", "LaTrell", and little "Darius" disappearing under the cruel and gently lapping waters of the local swimming hole down to their untimely young criminal deaths.

Of course, local emergency services are running themselves ragged having to throw grappling hooks in the water all over town, trying to can get a good snag on these "Rockfish" laying on the bottom and bring their stinking carcasses to the surface before the EPA fines the local municipality for dumping unregulated waste. And the same thing happens all over again the next summer. And the next. And the next....

Niggers - haven't they cost us enough???

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/60950b25926242cb.jpg

[Doc Johnson]

Oh, copper, you evil she-bitch Seductress of Death! How many legions of niggers have lost their bat-winged souls in persuit of your cold, silky smooth embrace?

If there is such a thing as Kryptonite to niggers (other than fried chicken, malt liquor, white wimmenz, and drugs of course) the one THING - that common natural element found in the ground - COPPER, positively sends nigger into a thieving frenzy like none other!

For a quarter of a million years niggers have walked bare-foot on raw diamonds in the Congo, blissfully oblivious to the fact they were treading on a fortune. But once the White Man landed on Africa's shores and dangled that soft, shiny metal before their evil yellow eyes, they were hooked. Like a Crack Whore fiending for a cigarette and a quick fix, the lust for copper seems to be hard-wired into their simian DNA and over-rides what little cognitive abilities they may possess.

So strong is their black hearted ape-lust for this alluring metal, they will risk anything and everything to get their filthy paws on it - including playing "chicken" with 500,000 volts of electricty while armed with only swim fins, rubber gloves and a pair of pruning shears. Niggers don't understand the White Man's magic that flows through those miles and miles of High-Voltage copper wire - they only know it is worth one tenth of one percent of it's real value if they risk life and limb and somehow manage to hack off a few hundred feet and drag it into a disreputable recycled metals dealer so they can make enough money to maybe buy a cigarette or two.

Accordingly, many niggers have found themselves to be unintentional guests at their own impromptu BBQ party at the base of a high power line or transformer station as they burst into flames trying to peel away the copper seductresses vinyl outer covering and caress the bountiful honey-colored treasure found underneath. One touch of her exposed bare skin and <POOF!> another bat in Hell gets it's wings!

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/60950b25aa231541.jpg

[Doc Johnson]

Want drama, passion, emotion, bright gaudy costumes, fist fights, sex in the bushes and gunplay? Then attend a nigger funeral sometime!

The nigger funeral is the pentultimate nigger festival. Complete with nudity, blubbering and wailing, and usually a shooting or two - no nigger spectacle captures the raw, bare essence of the nigger better than a good old fashion gathering to bury one of their own dead.

Ironically, the nigger funeral is all about everything BUT the deceased, who most attendees never met in their life! The nigger funeral is all about the 300lb. surviving "Welfare Sow" shrieking and wailing, then ultimately passing out and falling INTO the casket with the deceased. The nigger funeral is all about "Pimp Daddy" buck niggers putting on their best purple and neon green clown suits and trying to score on the flocks of breeding-age (or younger) negresses dressed like cheap whores who attend. Nigger funerals are all about "Granma" getting her "freak on" in the church rectory or filthy Porta-John in the parking lot. Nigger funerals are all about other strange niggers wandering and trying to steal the watch off the deceased or get some free chow - invariably an argument ensues and someone starts shooting!

All in all, nigger funerals seem to be some kind of "Get Out of Jail Free" card for niggers to somehow act like total niggers - they're just looking for a convenient excuse to do so. The mad spectacle spills out onto the parking lot and then the procession begins - snarling traffic and giving those that participate the combined thrill of exhibiting "Look-A-Me" behaviour and being able to flaunt traffic regulations with impunity, thumbing their flaring simian noses at the Po-Po. Life, Birth, Death - the nigger funeral is the Mardi Gras of the nigger's otherwise short, useless, and violent life. The cresendo is reached when the blubbering "Welfare Sow" is finally pulled off of the casket, and demands to know "Who Gonna Pay fo' Dis!" whereupon well-wishers and family scatter like thieves, afraid they'll get stuck having to kick-in some change for the funeral expenses!


@#$% Niggers!

Doc

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[White Bermuda]

http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/60950b25aa231541.jpg

Thank God for cooper and electricity.

[Gul Dukat]

On top of the wire, on top of some plate,
I lost my poor niggers,
when they went up in flames

She temptress copper
so tempting and pure
burned these two niggers
and all was left was mush

That mush was greasy,
that mush was smelly,
and hard to remove,
13,200 volts leaves a mess too.

http://thatswacked.wordpress.com/2010/02/15/copper-thieves-fried-alive/

[Doc Johnson]

If I had a dime for every tire on every nigger's piece-of-shit vehicle that was half-flat, I'd be rich. Hell, if I had a dime for every nigger-driven vehicle that had just ONE tire that was at least half empty - I'd be rich enough to pay for every one of the useless fuckers to renounce their U.S. Citizenship and fly First Class back to Angola, Liberia, Nigeria, or whatever nigger country they want to go back to!

Planning ahead is something that is completely alien to niggers. Dealing with ANYTHING which may occur in the future is so far outside the nigger realm of consciousness that to them it simply just doesn't exist - which goes a long way towards explaining why niggers always seem to be caught completely off-guard by events that most humans are prepared for (paying bills, showing up for court dates, renewing license plates, buying insurance, finding a job, etc.)

Making sure there's enough gas, oil and water in whatever piece of shit they drive is something that never occurs to a nigger, they simply put in $5 worth of gas every now and then (or better yet just ride along in the passenger seat of their Coalburner's car that her daddy bought her for graduation!) Even if a nigger drives a brand new BMW, it's still a piece of shit.... within hours the steering wheel and radio knobs will be covered in nigger grease, and the interior will stink like a combination of ass sweat, fried chicken, Kool Milds, and Air Freshener that smells like the marshmellows in Count Chocula cereal.

One of the simplest things a vehicle owner can do is make sure their tires are properly inflated at all times. Check once a month, fill as needed - better handling, better braking, better fuel economy. Your tires last longer. The ride is better. And on and on. Do niggers do this? No. The SIMPLEST fucking maintenance chore that takes all of a couple of minutes a month and niggers can't do it....

Christ, I hate niggers. They're stupid, violent and useless. They're an eyesore and an abomination of God and Nature. And they're ugly. And they stink. There really should be some kind of Carbon Tax or Nuisance Tax or whatever on these goddamned filthy apes!


@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Graeme43]

Loved that one about how niggers never take care of their car :lol they never bother with maintenance as that will take some of their crack dollars then chimp out when the engine siezes up due to lack of oil :lol

[CaptainBender]

If I had a dime for every tire on every nigger's piece-of-shit vehicle that was half-flat, I'd be rich. Hell, if I had a dime for every nigger-driven vehicle that had just ONE tire that was at least half empty - I'd be rich enough to pay for every one of the useless fuckers to renounce their U.S. Citizenship and fly First Class back to Angola, Liberia, Nigeria, or whatever nigger country they want to go back to!

Planning ahead is something that is completely alien to niggers. Dealing with ANYTHING which may occur in the future is so far outside the nigger realm of consciousness that to them it simply just doesn't exist - which goes a long way towards explaining why niggers always seem to be caught completely off-guard by events that most humans are prepared for (paying bills, showing up for court dates, renewing license plates, buying insurance, finding a job, etc.)

Making sure there's enough gas, oil and water in whatever piece of shit they drive is something that never occurs to a nigger, they simply put in $5 worth of gas every now and then (or better yet just ride along in the passenger seat of their Coalburner's car that her daddy bought her for graduation!) Even if a nigger drives a brand new BMW, it's still a piece of shit.... within hours the steering wheel and radio knobs will be covered in nigger grease, and the interior will stink like a combination of ass sweat, fried chicken, Kool Milds, and Air Freshener that smells like the marshmellows in Count Chocula cereal.

One of the simplest things a vehicle owner can do is make sure their tires are properly inflated at all times. Check once a month, fill as needed - better handling, better braking, better fuel economy. Your tires last longer. The ride is better. And on and on. Do niggers do this? No. The SIMPLEST fucking maintenance chore that takes all of a couple of minutes a month and niggers can't do it....

Christ, I hate niggers. They're stupid, violent and useless. They're an eyesore and an abomination of God and Nature. And they're ugly. And they stink. There really should be some kind of Carbon Tax or Nuisance Tax or whatever on these goddamned filthy apes!


@#$% Niggers!

Doc
YES! Absolutely right as usual, Doc! And the nigger complaint when their shitboxes break down from chronic TNB?

"WHY CAINT DEY BEELDZ A COR DONT BREK DOWN SO MUCH!! DEY TRINE TAKE DE BLAG MAIN FO' URRATHANG HE GOTS!"

Niggers are just so damn despicable.
And yeah, they stink. Like chicken grease and coconuts steeped in DIRTY ASS :toilet

[lewddude]

"The preference for Menthol cigarettes is a universal Negroid trait, perhaps best explained by the fact that when they still had tails they used to swing from Eucalyptus tree to Eucalyptus tree, enjoying those succulent leaves that Menthol comes from -- before Australia finally broke away from the African continent and drifted away."

This is hilarious and absolutely clever. Well done, Sir.

[Doc Johnson]

Niggers really and truly have no clue how things work - so not surprisingly, they really and truly have no idea how to fix anything when it's broken. But that doesn't stop them from trying to do so anyways....

The nigger's complete inability to remotely understand mechanical concepts, properties of materials, conductivity, Ohm's Law, proper operation of hand tools, basic shop safety, or the properties of vapor pressure as it pertains to volatile liquids guarantees that any attempt by a nigger to repair any sort of mechanical or electrical devise will end in disasterous failure!

As such, a nigger will use common household tape or Elmer's Glue to implement repairs that would normally require electrical connectors, a crimper, a 3/8" drive socket set, Torx bits, a torque wrench or a MIG welder to accomplish in a proper manner. The process somewhat resembles the old TV commercials where a Sampsonite suitcase is thrown into a cage and is promptly jumped on, thrown around, and sodomized by a gorilla (these commericals have long since been pulled from the airwaves due to complaints by the NAACP that it unfairly resembled video clips from Black Spring Break in New Orleans!)

Once the loose wire or broken steering gear shaft "seems" to have been reattached successfully under a wad of Play-Doh or Silly String (or whatever sticky substance the nigger has handy - including, but not limited to, Fumunda Cheese or Duck Butter) the nigger declares the broken electronic devise "Good to Go!" or the vehicle "Ready to Roll!"

The end results are a combination of a scene from Appocalypse Now and a Three Stooges movie, often resulting in loss of vehicle control, Section 8 housing fires - and an occasional overturned Fuel Tanker that wipes out an entire village in the vicinity of Lagos, Nigeria. Loss of life, often numbering into the 100's of bodies, is the typical result of some nigger someplace trying to "fix" something using a band-aid and a fly swatter. Despite the fact that niggers drain our economy by nearly one billion dollars annually in theft, inefficiency, and outright loss - they sure as shit are hilarious when they kill themselves doing something really stupid!

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Doc Johnson]

Niggers really and truly have no clue how things work - so not surprisingly, they really and truly have no idea how to fix anything when it's broken. But that doesn't stop them from trying to do so anyways....

The nigger's complete inability to remotely understand mechanical concepts, properties of materials, conductivity, Ohm's Law, proper operation of hand tools, basic shop safety, or the properties of vapor pressure as it pertains to volatile liquids guarantees that any attempt by a nigger to repair any sort of mechanical or electrical devise will end in disasterous failure!

As such, a nigger will use common household tape or Elmer's Glue to implement repairs that would normally require electrical connectors, a crimper, a 3/8" drive socket set, Torx bits, a torque wrench or a MIG welder to accomplish in a proper manner. The process somewhat resembles the old TV commercials where a Sampsonite suitcase is thrown into a cage and is promptly jumped on, thrown around, and sodomized by a gorilla (these commericals have long since been pulled from the airwaves due to complaints by the NAACP that it unfairly resembled video clips from Black Spring Break in New Orleans!)

Once the loose wire or broken steering gear shaft "seems" to have been reattached successfully under a wad of Play-Doh or Silly String (or whatever sticky substance the nigger has handy - including, but not limited to, Fumunda Cheese or Duck Butter) the nigger declares the broken electronic devise "Good to Go!" or the vehicle "Ready to Roll!"

The end results are a combination of a scene from Appocalypse Now and a Three Stooges movie, often resulting in loss of vehicle control, Section 8 housing fires - and an occasional overturned Fuel Tanker that wipes out an entire village in the vicinity of Lagos, Nigeria. Loss of life, often numbering into the 100's of bodies, is the typical result of some nigger someplace trying to "fix" something using a band-aid and a fly swatter. Despite the fact that niggers drain our economy by nearly one billion dollars annually in theft, inefficiency, and outright loss - they sure as shit are hilarious when they kill themselves doing something really stupid!

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

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[lewddude]

I inserted some of the text into this translator and let the computer voice read it out loud. I almost pissed myself. Very funny, and very accurate stuff.

http://imtranslator.net/translate-and-speak/

[CaptainBender]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

The result of every nigger claim of "Ah kin doodat!" - The Nigger Rig!!

:rock :thup

[StormCloud]

Love every one of them! Laughed so much I almost pissed myself!

Same here brother

[Doc Johnson]

The term "Sail Foam" isn't used to describe the frothy substance that clings to the main mast of the sailboats that the Kennedys and other wealthy white people zip about in when they vacation in Kennebunkport, Maine - rather it is used to describe the ubiquitous pice of black plastic that is constantly pressed to the small ape-like ears of every nigger on the planet!

Every nigger to fall out of a Eucalyptus Tree and climb aboard a Slave Ship somehow thinks that the whole world needs to hear them make noise. This went into hyperdrive ever since Obama began handing out Sail Foams to every "disadvantaged" citizen - or rather, let's just use the term "nigger" instead for simplicity sake - and Society has suffered ever since.

From the Scarecrow Nigger hanging outside the Liquor Store to the Fat Assed Welfare Sow waddling down the local supermarket aisles, a constant stream of ape wisdom is spewed forth for the whole world to hear. Without shame one may hear the latest gossip about little Jamal's latest incarceration or little Shanaynay getting knocked up at the age of nine. Other tidbits include hearing about how long it has been since so-and-so last had a bowel movement or when they last time dey and dey "Baby Daddy" got freaky in the bushes behind church afther the Sermon.

This all of course is at Taxpayer expense....

Niggers are too stupid to realize that dey Sail Foam is really just another excuse to exhibit "Look-A-Me" behaviour. Deep down in their primitive skulls they don't fathom that they could use a dog turd or fossilized bone and acheive the same result - afterall, they really aren't listening to the stupid ape on the OTHER end of the call, they're just looking to flap their gums in public!

Our only salvation is in the hope that this constant bombardment of radiation will eventually staurate their thick craniums and cause sterility. Indeed, when that day comes what a wonderful, wonderful world it will be!

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

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[Niggs_Are_Bad_M'kay]

Good job Doc:thup
I've been sitting here busting for a piss for ages, but couldn't pull myself away from the computer!
We definitely need to find a way of publishing all of this so that potential burners and drillers are given fair warning about what they're getting themselves into.

[sir chimp a lot]

This needs to be a sticky. Way too funny.

[AntiSpook]

This whole thread is hilarious, I laughed so hard. Great work putting it all together, you definitely nailed it.

[Bernie Goetz]

Doc you are an expert anthropologist on the sub human creature the nigger :yay :yay :yay

[Doc Johnson]

As we're all painfully aware, niggers generate an incredible amount of noise for no apparent reason. Indeed, even if there's absolutely no conversation going on, there appears to be some sort of mysterious timing mechanism constantly ticking away inside the nigger's undersized skull that makes it blurt out something meaningless just to hear itself speak when there's no need to at all!

Without any forewarning you will hear a nigger suddenly yell out "Keepin' it Real!" when in fact just seconds before it was completely motionless - staring off into space through its half-closed bloodshot yellow eyes with a burned out cigarette dangling from its lips and just about to pass out on the curb from an overdose of cheap wine and cough syrup.

In fact, niggers just can't shut the hell up at all. Ever been to a nigger church? Everyone of the damn apes simply cannot just sit there and attentitively listen to the sermon - rather they insist on blurting out such phrases as "Praise da Lawd!", "Amen!" and "Oh Lordy Jeebus!" at spontaneous intervals regardless of what the preacher may be talking about at that moment.

Niggers will join in on any conversation that happens to catch their small ape-like ears and contribute nuggets of wisdom such as "True dat!", "Dayum!" and "Girl, you know that's right!" whether or not they were invited into the conversation or even have a clue about what's going on at all.

For the nigger this passes as an intelligent contribution to the dialogue in progress, whereas to any rational human being this is all just a simple-minded ploy by these pesky apes to draw attention to themselves. They really are that stupid....

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Dontbefooled]

Another look a me behavior takes place whenever a video camera is present, the nigger can't help but jump in front of it ooking and eeking about how dey bee raprazentin an sheeit. No matter if its a cell phone camera, a news camera, any kind of camera will prompt it to jump front of it with phrases such as we be out heea, I bee keepin it real or some type of cRap mumbo jumbo.
I've seen it countless times. It's especially prevalent on worldstarhiphop during fights. Niggers can't help their look at me behavior and just have to get their head in the frame and ook and eek about something.
It is also common for the nigger who is videotaping the event to turn the camera on himself to let people know "he be out heea".
It all goes hand in hand with their look a me behavior that doc so eloquently documents. Perhaps doc could add two cents on the fact that if a nigger sees a camera "he gottsa be own it". I'd love to hear his take on this if he hasn't already.

[GDRHammer]

@ Doc Johnson....awesome thread. Every so often, a Chimper pens a masterpiece. You Sir, have done that. Congratulations!

[Doc Johnson]

There is nothing that comes close to describing the nigger stench. It is vaguely reminiscent of a combination of cocoa butter, feces and rancid bacon grease that has caught on fire - but on a scale at least 10 magnitudes larger!

There are scientific explanations for this of course, and those that are experts on the negroe physiology cite that the nigger endocrine system excretes urea (a waste product) predominantly through the skin rather than through the kidneys as is done in humans. But the question of course is why?

What possible survival benefit would a biological phenomenon such as this produce? Smelling like 150 lbs. of shit stacked on two legs would more likely attract vermin and inquisitive carnivores than repel them; indeed such attention is counter-productive. Predators generally like to investigate things that stink, and anyone who has ever watched "National Geographic" can attest that starving nigger children do NOT eat the swarms of flies crawling in their mouths, otherwise they wouldn't be starving - would they? Niggers are just too lazy to recognize a free meal when they see it, apparently...

Which leads us to the inescapable fact for the nigger stench. Other than to annoy humans, the foul nigger stink is designed to assure the perpetuation of the species as a sort of mechanism of "last resort". Even if niggers become too lazy to screw, Nature has seen to it that the bounty of flies they attract will do the rest - pollinating the ovum of female of the species with their sperm-contaminated feet much as honeybees do flowers, thus assuring that the stupid, disgusting nigger species will continue to groidle onward in unevolved primitive fashion!

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@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Gul Dukat]

There is nothing that comes close to decribing the nigger stench. It is vaguely reminiscent of a combination of cocoa butter, feces and rancid bacon grease that has caught on fire - but on a scale at least 10 times larger!

There are scientific explanations for this of course, and those that are experts on the negroe physiology cite that the nigger endocrine system excretes urea (a waste product) predominantly through the skin rather than through the kidneys as is done in humans. But the question of course is why?

What possible survival benefit would a biological phenomenon such as this produce? Smelling like 150 lbs. of shit stacked on two legs would more likely attract vermin and inquisitive carnivores than repel them; indeed such attention is counter-productive. Predators generally like to investigate things that stink, and anyone who has ever watched "National Geographic" can attest that starving nigger children do NOT eat the swarms of flies crawling in their mouths, otherwise they wouldn't be starving - would they? Niggers are just too lazy to recognize a free meal when they see it, apparently...

Which leads us to the inescapable fact for the nigger stench. Other than to annoy humans, the foul nigger stink is designed to assure the perpetuation of the species as a sort of mechanism of "last resort". Even if niggers become too lazy to screw, Nature has seen to it that the bounty of flies they attract will do the rest - pollinating the ovum of female of the species with their sperm-contaminated feet much as honeybees do flowers, thus assuring that the stupid, disgusting nigger species will continue to groidle onward in unevolved primitive fashion!

http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/609519ce803df940.jpg

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

The smell is something I've been able to recognize since a young age. In fact, while on a job site once I walked into the tool trailer (reconverted semi trailer) and it hit me, foul armpit b.o. odor times a million. Turns out they hired another company all coons before I came on.

Since niggers excrete waste through their skin, and the fact their net worth is around 5 USD, I guess they really are worthless sh*tskins.

Now, you're an expert, you have taken many field notes, can you tell me what is their fascination for purple and yellow? Same goes for purple and green, purple alone, and green alone? Is it some sort of male peacock thing, look at me?

[captaincoontact]

Those poor cluster flies; they just don't know.

[Doc Johnson]

Now, you're an expert, you have taken many field notes, can you tell me what is their fascination for purple and yellow? Same goes for purple and green, purple alone, and green alone? Is it some sort of male peacock thing, look at me?

Ever flash $10,000 in hundred dollar bills in front of a cashier or waitress? It triggers a very deep, primal response within them almost similar to an orgasm (OK - don't ask how exactly I discovered this....)

What just happened at that instant was that she literally pole-vaulted past the first few rungs of the Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs pyramid, triggering a rush of endorphines and producing a mating impluse that was almost completely outside of her conscious control.

Why? Imagine a young woman who was more or less making minimum wage, driving a car that was always on the verge of breaking down, who was late on rent, maxed out on credit cards, and who had a sick cat.... The sudden appearance of a large amount of cash signalled the end of all of these problems; That is - her immediate safety, security, and psychological needs all were met (or rather potentially could be met) in that moment. Under such circumstances, the subconscious "trigger" to mate is released; the majority of existing barriers that said "caution" suddenly are removed - with green lights for reproduction all the way!

Oversimplified? Obviously. Sexist? Somewhat. But true none-the-less.... So what does this have to do with niggers?

Early explorers to the Congo (such as Stanley) remarked upon the sound of ripened fruits continuously falling to the jungle floor, so lush was the vegatation in the nigger's natural habitat (which is why, amoung other things, that niggers are inherently lazy and did not have to evolve intellectually or organize socially in order to plan ahead for times of seasonal shortage).

As such - the sight of a piece of ripened fruit laying on the ground also triggers that same sort of "thrill" in the sow of the nigger species as did the sight of a large wad of cash to our waitress. The discovery of a piece of brightly colored, nutrient-rich fruit has very real and immediate survival value - this means living for another day, feeding her children, and producing more niggers. In terms of living the high life, this is as good as it can get for a nigger in the wild!

So important is this finding, that the colors of these fruits are imprinted upon the nigger psyche as being valuable, as being something critically important. The nigger brain is STIMULATED by the sight of bright colors - such as these yellows, greens, and purples - as a survival response. Niggers get EXCITED when they see bright colors, because for them (for the last quarter of a million years or so) these bright colors signalled "Survival" - and they are hard-wired to respond to them!

Why would a nigger wear bright lime green or bright yellow or purple? It's simple - it triggers a response in other niggers. It attracts attention - it screams "Look-A-Me!" which is in fact, what every nigger wants. Every nigger wants attention in order to attract something to mate with - and that is what drives nigger behaviour 24/7. All day, every day, niggers are constantly trying to stand out from the rest of the disgusting hoard of apes in order to attract a mate and reproduce. This is what drives EVERY aspect of nigger behaviour above all else, which is why they make loud noises, act in a stupid and boisterous manner, and dress like clowns.


@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Gul Dukat]

^^^That's just made everything clearer for me, thanks, I knew it must have been hardwired into them. You must have been taking field notes for years and studying them Jane Goodall style.

[Dwight Mansburden]

Ever flash $10,000 in hundred dollar bills in front of a cashier or waitress? It triggers a very deep, primal response within them almost similar to an orgasm (OK - don't ask how exactly I discovered this....)

What just happened at that instant was that she literally pole-vaulted past the first few rungs of the Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs pyramid, triggering a rush of endorphines and producing a mating impluse that was almost completely outside of her conscious control.

Why? Imagine a young woman who was more or less making minimum wage, driving a car that was always on the verge of breaking down, who was late on rent, maxed out on credit cards, and who had a sick cat.... The sudden appearance of a large amount of cash signalled the end of all of these problems; That is - her immediate safety, security, and psychological needs all were met (or rather potentially could be met) in that moment. Under such circumstances, the subconscious "trigger" to mate is released; the majority of existing barriers that said "caution" suddenly are removed - with green lights for reproduction all the way!

Oversimplified? Obviously. Sexist? Somewhat. But true none-the-less...


Yep...a good example of this phenomenon is the famous Utube video of the sheboon who was almost swooning when Obongo was first immaculated..."Obama gonna pay my mortgage, Obama gonna put gas in my car!"

[Doc Johnson]

Niggers feel it is some goddamned right to play "Dey Music" anywhere, anyplace, anytime....

Please remember, folks, the nigger is nothing more than a stupid retard simian offshoot captured from the wilds of Africa. Despite 400 years of captivity, inside each and every one of them is that same stinking damn ape that was apprehended by it's fellow "soul-brothers" and sold for a handful of trinkets nearly half a millennia ago!

The Negro is easily amused with the simplest and stupidest of things; and is preoccupied by the most base and crude of animalistic urges. Just like the Frankenstein movie where the monster is enthralled with music, the nigger beast is captivated by it as well. "Dey Music" is a mini vacation for the nigger's overworked and underpowered brain. Simply put - niggers can't handle civilization. Civilization hurts their brain. The simplest of rules are too complicated to follow. The nigger responds to orderly society like a wandering dog who has found itself in the middle of rush hour traffic - it dodges and darts in a state of confusion amidst a cacophony of screeching brakes and blaring horns, bewildered and frightened.

"Dey Music" is an oasis for the nigger psyche as its protective mechanisms try to shield it from the truth. The nigger is too stupid to really know how stupid it is - but it suspects that it just isn't the same as everyone else. The nigger responds to this by exhibiting a nearly constant state of rage and denial. The nigger is so disconnected mentally from reality that it really believes the sorry baboon that stares back at it from the mirror is handsome. It really believes that dousing itself with Axe will cover the putrid nigger stench that emits from its pores and make itself attractive to White Wimmenz. The nigger is really so child-like and stupid that it believes it can escape reality by putting on a set of headphones and singing like a eunich and all of the responsibilities and pressures of civilization will magically just disappear.

The nigger lives in a dream world, because the real world is too much for it to handle. So it fires up a blunt, listens to some cRap, and the movie playing inside the chimp's undersized brain tells it everything is just Dyn-O-Mite!

@#$% Niggers!

Doc

[Berserker]

And all of this is absolutely fact which is scary. Humanity has this amazing ability for abstract thinking. We are able to study, ponder and piece together.
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Good to be back!

[Rumple Shitskin]

I think this pretty much sums it all up:

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