TheSpider
05-26-2010, 06:18 PM
A black man went parachute jumping. He leapt out of the plane, felt
the rush of the wind and saw the ground getting closer. After a few
seconds he reached for the rip cord to open his parachute. Just then
an angel flew by and said he him, "If you love Jesus don't pull that
rip cord." The black man was very religious, so he took his hand away
from the rip cord, saying, "Yessir, ah do love Jesus!" A few seconds
later, the ground was a lot closer and his body began to be really
tense. Once again, he reached for the rip cord--and the angel flew by
again, saying, "If you love the Lord Jesus don't pull that rip cord."
The black man's faith was strong and he took his hand away again. A
few seconds later--splat!--the black man hit the earth and was killed
instantly. And as the angel flew away he said to himself, "I don't
know how I got to be an angel when I hate niggers so much."
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Two black garbage men were hauling a load of trash to the dump in
their open-bed garbage truck when a huge windstorm started. Their load
included of a lot of light stuff that started blowing out of the back
of the truck. They decided that they'd better do something about it,
so one of them climbed in to the back of the truck and lay down on top
of the load to keep it from blowing away. A couple of white guys
pulled into the traffic lane directly behind them and one of them said
to the other, "Look! Somebody threw away a perfectly good nigger!"
Two little black boys were walking in the woods when a raccoon ran
across their path.
"That's what they call us!" said one of the boys.
"You mean," asked the other, "that's a motherfucker?"
Two Sourthern farmers were talking at the fence between their fams.
One of them said to the other, "There was a big crash on the road next
to my field yesterday."
"What happened?" asked the other farmer.
"Two busloads of niggers ran head-on into one another. There was
niggers all over the road."
"What'd you do?"
"I buried them all with my tractor."
"Were they all dead?"
"Well, some of them said they wasn't . . . but you know how niggers
lie!"
What are the hamburgers served in at a KKK picnic?
Hot cross buns.
What do you get when you cross a nigger with an ape?
What do you mean, "cross"?
What do you get when you cross a nigger with an octopus?
(I don't know.)
I don't know either, but it sure as hell can pick cotton.
What's worse than a nigger with the shit kicked out of him?
A nigger without the shit kicked out of him.
What's the first thing a doctor does after delivering a black baby?
He amputates the tail.
the rush of the wind and saw the ground getting closer. After a few
seconds he reached for the rip cord to open his parachute. Just then
an angel flew by and said he him, "If you love Jesus don't pull that
rip cord." The black man was very religious, so he took his hand away
from the rip cord, saying, "Yessir, ah do love Jesus!" A few seconds
later, the ground was a lot closer and his body began to be really
tense. Once again, he reached for the rip cord--and the angel flew by
again, saying, "If you love the Lord Jesus don't pull that rip cord."
The black man's faith was strong and he took his hand away again. A
few seconds later--splat!--the black man hit the earth and was killed
instantly. And as the angel flew away he said to himself, "I don't
know how I got to be an angel when I hate niggers so much."
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Two black garbage men were hauling a load of trash to the dump in
their open-bed garbage truck when a huge windstorm started. Their load
included of a lot of light stuff that started blowing out of the back
of the truck. They decided that they'd better do something about it,
so one of them climbed in to the back of the truck and lay down on top
of the load to keep it from blowing away. A couple of white guys
pulled into the traffic lane directly behind them and one of them said
to the other, "Look! Somebody threw away a perfectly good nigger!"
Two little black boys were walking in the woods when a raccoon ran
across their path.
"That's what they call us!" said one of the boys.
"You mean," asked the other, "that's a motherfucker?"
Two Sourthern farmers were talking at the fence between their fams.
One of them said to the other, "There was a big crash on the road next
to my field yesterday."
"What happened?" asked the other farmer.
"Two busloads of niggers ran head-on into one another. There was
niggers all over the road."
"What'd you do?"
"I buried them all with my tractor."
"Were they all dead?"
"Well, some of them said they wasn't . . . but you know how niggers
lie!"
What are the hamburgers served in at a KKK picnic?
Hot cross buns.
What do you get when you cross a nigger with an ape?
What do you mean, "cross"?
What do you get when you cross a nigger with an octopus?
(I don't know.)
I don't know either, but it sure as hell can pick cotton.
What's worse than a nigger with the shit kicked out of him?
A nigger without the shit kicked out of him.
What's the first thing a doctor does after delivering a black baby?
He amputates the tail.