Chimpout @ 7-11

[Calabrese]

So i stopped by 7-11 to get a pack of smokes. Outside was a nigger loitering, a huge buck, must of been 6-8" dressed like shit, wearing a man-purse. I live in a very human town, so this isn't seen very often.

I got my smokes and left the store, the nigger comes up to me "Hi im blah blah blah, i just want to introduce my--", instead of trying to understand his nigger babble i just continued walking, which is when he asks for a smoke. I said no, i gotta go.

As i'm getting into my car he starts flipping out--veins popping out of his neck, yelling "manz uz a faggot! Id fuck your ass faggot, muddafukka MUDDAFUKKA", obviously projection by the down-low buck. I had my dog in the car and he even called him (my dog) a "faggot" :wtf

So i pull out of my parking spot, roll down the window while crushing up a cig in my other hand. I throw the mashed up cig out the window and say "theres your cigarette you man-purse wearing faggot, go fuck yourself Nigger". More ooking and eeking ensued as i calmly drove away with one hand out the window giving the monkey the good ol' one finger salute.

First time I called a nigger a nigger in years. Felt good.

The End. :party

[catchacoon]

and everyone lives happily ever after :)

[GovJacksonFan]

Been seeing that alot lately. Not just nigs asking for a smoke, but even YT as well. I dont smoke so when I tell them that they usually back off.

[Chicago Chimper]

I would have punched him in the fucking mouth. If the cops came I would have said he reached in his purse and sid he was going to kill me. i had to defend myself.
We also have to look for reasons to protect ourselves. Hearsay, your word against his.

[ANH]

I would have punched him in the fucking mouth. If the cops came I would have said he reached in his purse and sid he was going to kill me. i had to defend myself.
We also have to look for reasons to protect ourselves. Hearsay, your word against his.

Around here the fucking cops would take the nigger's word over yours. wohohoh

[Calabrese]

I would have punched him in the fucking mouth. If the cops came I would have said he reached in his purse and sid he was going to kill me. i had to defend myself.
We also have to look for reasons to protect ourselves. Hearsay, your word against his.

He was probably a foot taller than me, i don't think i could of reached. Plus i would rather of used my SUV's brush guard :lol

[GovJacksonFan]

Around here the fucking cops would take the nigger's word over yours. wohohoh

Yep. Here in St. Louis most of the city cops are nigs and most of the municipals in norf county are ran by niggers with criminal records. If a nig cop responds to an accident, self defense shooting they usually take the nigs word for it.