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Coonbatter
08-25-2008, 09:19 PM
1} The Red Cross doesn’t have enough blood for all the transfusions it will have to make for the bleeding heart liberals

2} Michael Jackson will have to dye himself back to black

3} Mexicans are not ready to take all the responsibility for urban blight

4) The CIA/FBI is not done digging up all the grassy knolls

5} the Democratic Party is not ready for blacks to learn that there slavish style voting for all those years was all for not.

6} Whites won’t have anyone to hold down because at least Mexicans work

7} The National Negro College Fund Slogan will have to change to… "A mind is a terrible thing to waste… are you sure?"

8} Ebonics is not an officially recognized language.

9} No money in the budget for spinning wheel covers for the presidential motorcade.

10} The Flintstones joke is still the best black joke going.

POSTED BY Justifialble Accelerant @ politicalpyro.com

niggersarelowlife
08-25-2008, 10:32 PM
11) Lincoln’s ghost will ask “What the fuck are you doing in my bedroom boy?!

Oppressor
08-26-2008, 05:38 AM
12.) The White House doesn't have the ventilation system needed to purge niggerstench.

13.) Secret Servicemen look unprofessional in G-Unit t-shirts and backwards caps.

14.) Nobody wants Air Force One to Be "Soul Plane One".

15.) Obama = Jimmy Carter on jenkem.

skillet
08-26-2008, 05:03 PM
11) Lincoln’s ghost will ask “What the fuck are you doing in my bedroom boy?!

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