"Nigger Lifestyles" magazine hits newstands

[Niggerologist]

I can only imagine what type of articles will be featured in this new magazine:

"I ain't de babydaddy" -- How to beat paternity tests
Your jobless lifestyle: "Let da bitch take care of you"
40 ouncers or hidden flask? Take our survey to tell us how you roll
Math tests and literacy exams: New tactics, same old racism
Rapper, basketball player, or preacher: Take our career test to find your perfect career


Nigger Lifestyles Magazine (http://www.wkyc.com/news/local/news_article.aspx?storyid=95242&catid=3)

CLEVELAND -- A new magazine has hit newsstand that hopes to inspire the African American community.

Nigger Lifestyle Magazine is meant to inform, inspire and empower its readers.

Issues will promote pertinent issues that involved Nigger lifestyle and the community at large.

The magazine will be a positive reflection of progress and opportunities in the area.

Chief Editor Peter Wairegi stopped by Channel 3 Studios and spoke to Jeff Maynor about the publication.

[lilywhitelady]

I wonder if this magazine will offer decorating hints for "ghetto living"rolfl

[Capt. Larsen]

I wonder what this little venture has cost us taxpayers?http://www.chimpout.com/forum/images/icons/icon8.gif

If Chimpout was put into print, it would out sell the NY Times.

[niggersarelowlife]

Here's more;

How to fit your 4 foot wide ass in a mini cooper.

Do you kill you Ghetto lobster before you boil it?

How can I keep my baby daddy number 12 from running off like the other fuckers?

[Gallóglaigh]

Dear Nappy:

"Ma boo be'z cheatin' an' sheeyit awn me. Ah knowz him haz a ho awn de side, by dat Ah meanz da wes' side mofugga. Shoul' Ah sayz anyt'ing o' shoul' Ah bust a cap in him monkey azz?

He'pz me he'pz me oh lawdy he'pz me!"

- Not sharin' muh dik in Detroit

"Dear Not Sharin' Muh Dik In Detroit:

Sistagurl, yaw bedda recognize dat yo maing is jus' actin' on him Muh Dik instinctz an' sheeyit. He be'z cel'bratinizin' him african heritage, yaw feel me? Don' bust a cap in dat dawg, naw gurl, yaw gotz to cut awff dat Muh Dik an' usez it fo jungle juju. Den you'z win de lottery and be'z nigga-rich an' sheeyit, noamsayn?"

- Nappy

[Figure8ball]

Alright! So when does the Caucasian Lifestyle magazine come out?


Hmmm...

We can't?


What do you mean, we can't?


Doesn't seem too fair to me...


How can one race have an exclusive magazine for themselves and another cannot?


Seems a bit racist on the niggaaaaaz part to me.

[Alucard]

"How to extend your welfare benefits to 30 years"

"Twatlanda at 35; interview with America's youngest great-great grandmother"

"She's my daughter and my sista: How to find out!"

"Is your race card up to date? Find out how to renew it for life!"

"Pig intestines and other fine delectables from Shenequa's Test Kitchen"

"My 15th Time on Maury; one ho's story"

[White_Is_Right]

"Selecting Rims: 10 inch, or 26 inch?"

"The latest and greatest methods to piss off the white man."

"Fashion Sense: The latest in bling bling."