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The Bobster
05-03-2010, 08:57 PM
http://www.celebitchy.com/99828/jessica_simpson_wants_to_be_michelle_obama/

Jessica Simpson is a singer, actress and reality star, but now she has a new goal: She wants to be Michelle Obama.

“I really do,” Simpson told PEOPLE before the White House Correspondents’ dinner in Washington, D.C., Saturday. “She’s such an incredible woman, and she’s with such a powerful man.” :vomit

What does Simpson admire most about the First Lady? “Everything she does she exudes confidence,” says the singer. “I’m really just here to celebrate her.”

Simpson was just one among many celebrities who came out for the annual event and mingled at the packed pre-party. Other starts included Sex and the City star Kristin Davis, Michael Douglas and Bradley Cooper.

“It’s sort of like Oscar night,” mused douchebag comedian Bill Maher, who joked: “It’s great to mingle with America’s real intellectual heavyweights. I saw the Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, Jessica Simpson, Ryan Seacrest – I can’t wait to talk politics.”

Loathed Opinion
05-03-2010, 09:34 PM
This woman is incredibly stupid. Isnt this the same woman who thought "Chicken of the sea" brand tuna was chickens that live in the ocean? I would bet her iq has to top off at 90.

AlphnX
05-03-2010, 09:57 PM
Ever since she got dumped by butterfingers "Tony Romo" she has become even more of a stupid retard. This happens every time a white man dumps or "wrongs" a white woman: they lose their mind and stab us in the back with their nigger loving worship

Semi-simian
05-03-2010, 10:03 PM
I hope Chimpelle Obongo invites her to stay overnight at the White House someday, then Barry can rape her..... now that would be funny. :snack :bed

:approved

CoonTownYT
05-03-2010, 10:04 PM
“It’s sort of like Oscar night,” mused douchebag comedian Bill Maher, who joked: “It’s great to mingle with America’s real intellectual heavyweights. I saw the Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, Jessica Simpson, Ryan Seacrest – I can’t wait to talk politics.”

:lol I hate the guy, but I LOLed.

Bleeding Kansas
05-04-2010, 01:11 AM
I'm not so sure President Blacky-O actually like girls. I suspect Ice-Cube or Gay-Z are what he goes for. I suspect he's very jealous of Bouncy.

UNIVERSALC00NFREEW0RLD
05-04-2010, 01:49 AM
Lol nothing but ass kissing and ass licking. :lol Jessica probably has to find anything good that can come out of her mouth to forget about Chimpelle's ugliness. Man,holding all that stuff inside is unhealthy Jessica! :lol Fuck, they also make themselves believe all that crap :lol

SparklinWiggles
05-04-2010, 02:09 AM
Chimpelle Obongo looked better in the 1970s -- when it played the Dad on Good Times.

http://www.erinjackson.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/goodtimes.jpg

http://free0.hiboox.com/images/3209/diapoaf34d2d46a8d53ebcbcb1fa11062ee50.jpg?4

http://free0.hiboox.com/images/3209/diapo8963ca5f88fc7159175dea6fc8837cfa.jpg?7

Dirtydan
05-04-2010, 02:16 AM
Oh, for fucks sake.:rolls

Zorro
05-04-2010, 02:18 AM
I'm not so sure President Blacky-O actually like girls. I suspect Ice-Cube or Gay-Z are what he goes for. I suspect he's very jealous of Bouncy.

Why I believe Obanzo is a DL homo:
He has Reggie Love (musclebound guy paid over $100K to play basketball and carry bags) in his entourage.
Why has NOT ONE coalburner or sistah come forward to speak of what a great lover the HNIC was when they were together...?
Tiger Woods had alot of ho bags and sluts tell all for their 15 minutes of f(sh)ame.

:think

Stinkynigs
05-04-2010, 02:24 AM
http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/32654b81f0108cf0f.jpg