View Full Version : Another coalburner goes off to live in a mud hut
04-03-2010, 10:45 AM
WTF is wrong with some people?????!!!!
At least her mother's got some brains about her and disowned the slut
Unsurprisingly, her conviction has proved incomprehensible to many of her friends, who cannot grasp why Colette wants to turn her back on the luxuries of western life. 'Obviously, some of them have found it hard to understand - they just cannot conceive of what my life is like there. At the same time they can clearly see how happy I am, and none of them have tried to talk me out of it,' she says.
Sadly, the same cannot be said of her mother, who is still unable to accept Colette's decision and remains estranged from her daughter. (Her father's opinion isn't known, as he walked out on her mother when Colette was 12, and hasn't seen his daughter since.) 'The fact that I'm going to marry a Masai is a scandal in the family and, as a result, she and I don't speak. It's sad, but we're very different people,' she says.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1262574/My-Masai-Mr-Right-Why-middle-class-woman-giving-life-luxury-live-mud-hut-African-warrior.html#ixzz0k25zQWRs
04-03-2010, 11:21 AM
She beez learnin' bout nigger fambly values (MUH DIKK) real soon!:picard
04-17-2010, 02:15 AM
Those Masai Moolies are also notorious goat fuckers.
Nonetheless, after a courtship of three years, Colette, 24, is preparing to abandon all the comforts of her western lifestyle to join her life permanently with his - even though, to date, she hasn't shared so much as a kiss with her 23-year-old fiance, as Masai rules forbid physical contact between men and women who aren't married.
Yeah, they don't. Her "husband" will perfect his "technique" on the lifestock ( :bestial ) prior to the "marriage". I wonder if anyone told her about this? Oh well, I hope she enjoys whatever nigger diseases she gets infected with.
Sadly, the same cannot be said of her mother, who is still unable to accept Colette's decision and remains estranged from her daughter.
Good for her. At least someone in this family has standards.
04-18-2010, 02:25 AM
I wonder how long it will be until we are reading about her being roasted over an open fire?
04-19-2010, 02:59 AM
I hate coalburners just as much as I do niggers. Why would a human want to lie in the same bed with a fucking animal? And then she moves to his nigger country and adopts his nigger ways. She'll probably be raped by someone in his nigger tribe and then some other nigger-lover will be on t.v. crying for her (probably Bono).
King Leopold II
04-19-2010, 10:28 AM
Jumbabwa, why don't you stay here tonite so we can have a night together?
SHUT UP BITCH!... Punch! Bang! Slap! Kick!
Jumbabwa, why does your dick smell like goat urine?
SHUT UP BITCH!... Punch! Bang! Slap! Kick!
Jumbabwa... what happened to the money in my purse?
SHUT UP BITCH!, Punch! Bang! Slap! Kick!
Jumbabwa, why did you buy a Bar-B-Que for my baby shower?
SHUT UP BITCH!
04-19-2010, 12:45 PM
I had to click through to the article to confirm it's not really from the Onion. So sad to see her go to waste.
The only water came from a small muddy tributary that's home to snakes and crocodiles
After two weeks Colette was told the community had decided to sacrifice a goat as a welcoming gift - a huge honour.
'They slaughtered it in front of me, which was horrible, then put its warm blood in a cup for me to drink. It tasted disgusting, but I had to do it as I would have hugely offended them otherwise. I just closed my eyes and tried not to be sick.'
Colette is making the final plans for her wedding. It will be a two-day affair, with Masai travelling from miles around to celebrate their union, and an ox slaughtered in honour of the happy couple. That, however, is where the festivities will end, and afterwards Colette will be back in the fields at dawn, planting grain or harvesting coffee beans.
04-19-2010, 02:40 PM
The first thing I thought of is that the niggers will eventually eat her after roasting her over a firepit.
They are tired of dark meat and wanted to try white meat.
Notice the bullshit way the writer tries to influence the story? Making note that the "Masai" don't believe in physical contact without being married.
Ooooh, I guess were supposed to think they must be better than us, because we don't do that.
Notice how if a Christian opposes pre-marital sex, they are attacked as religious fanatics or something, but when the Masai claim to do it, they writer thinks this is a noble thing.
What the Masai really mean is that when they roast a White woman, they will actually use utensils when they eat her, so as not to touch her with their fingers. Gnomesayin??
In this case, "utensils" being twigs and sticks of course.
04-19-2010, 02:42 PM
The stupid cunt will lead a very short, painful life surrounded by niggers.
What could be worse?
She Boon Pickens
04-19-2010, 08:37 PM
I have absolutely NO problem with this: you can tell just by looking at this waste of a HUMAN that she is a screaming, unshaven liberal that deserves every punch, choke hold and third-degree burn coming her way. If only she'd convince every one of her wiggah sistahs to do the exact same thing. One more step on the way to a nigger-free, liberal-free FREE America!
04-21-2010, 02:33 AM
Another clearly deluded libtard trying to convince everyone that niggers are human. She'll be murdered and eaten and some half assed writer will write a book about her and a movie will be made. She'll be a hero of course. I wonder if this coalburner thinks of what she's doing to her mother? I applaud the mother for disowning the bitch. This is the result of nigger worship.
04-22-2010, 07:10 AM
04-22-2010, 07:37 AM
Among them was Mumbe, a nine-year-old boy who, prior to Colette's arrival, had never spoken a word. 'One day, he turned to me and said "mummy",' she recalls.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1262574/My-Masai-Mr-Right-Why-middle-class-woman-giving-life-luxury-live-mud-hut-African-warrior.html#ixzz0loOyTWCm
No, dummy, the niglet was trying to say muh dick! In my humble opinion, daddy leaving her at twelve really fucked with her head. My ex GF's father split about then and she is a train wreck still (Sorry Erin, you crazy bitch!).
04-22-2010, 04:28 PM
There's a reason why the coalburner and her buck haven't touched one another.Unless I'm mistaken, that's the tribe where the young bucks all go off to live together and form tight-knit "warrior bonds" (muhdikk) with one another until they reach buckhood. The way I remember it, they are actually encouraged to engage in all the muhdikkery they can as it makes their juju stronger or some shit.
04-22-2010, 05:20 PM
Stupid fucking dumb libtarded niggerloving Obama momma. Look at her face showing she's really into compassion and extreme altruism to the point of putting her life on the line for a bunch of Mutumbo Jumbo,cow piss drinking,rattle snake eating,hyena hunting,goat fucking, 1889 farmer dressing,decivilized bunch of evolutionary failures. That junior sheboon in the middle somehow reminds me of the nigger version of Simple Jack,Ben Stiller's other role in the movie ''Tropic Thunder''.
Leave them alone you sorry Devil. No you're not going to heaven.
04-22-2010, 08:02 PM
Here are some fun facts about this idiot's chosen tribe of niggers:
They live in mud huts, all right, but the mud is made of cowshit and urine that forms a sort of plaster which they smear over the tree branches they use for a frame.
They leave their dead out for the hyenas to eat.
Childhood for boys is mostly playtime, with the exception of ritual beatings.
The bucks have their muhdikks circumcised with a knife by the old niggers, and the sows have their clitorises sliced off by other sows.
The bucks spend most of their time on walkabouts, and the sows do all the work.
The White debils have tried to get them to trade for cattle rather than stealing them.
They are polygamous and polyandrous, and a woman marries not just her husband, but the entire age group. Men are expected to give up their bed to a visiting age-mate guest.
A truly noble "people" indeed.
04-22-2010, 11:13 PM
I wounder if the nigger will take the gourd off his dick before they consummate the wedding?
How long will it take before reality sets in and she sees that shopping at Wal-Mart beats the shit out of squatting in a field planting fresh monkey nuts and later harvesting muddy, dried monkey nuts?
04-25-2010, 04:40 PM
They slaughtered it in front of me, which was horrible, then put its warm blood in a cup for me to drink. It tasted disgusting, but I had to do it as I would have hugely offended them otherwise. I just closed my eyes and tried not to be sick.'
From the first post I wondered when she was going to get to drink her first cup of blood! :lmao
She'll wish she was back in the states when the sheboons hold her down and come at her with rusty knives to prepare her for her muh dikking on the wedding day. Only nigger bucks get to enjoy muh dik in the Masai tribe. :run
But seriously, what a waste of a White girl. :face
04-25-2010, 04:45 PM
Are we sure that thing doesn't have a dick? Wow, that doesn't look like a woman to me. Nice mental illness she's got....
04-25-2010, 05:26 PM
:wtfWhat the hell is wrong with this woman? What she probably doesn't know is that once she is married, she is gonna be passed around to all the other mokeys for them to practice 'muh dik on da white wimmin'
Her mothe did the right thing to disown her. If not, a bunch of nigger babies would feel that she owed them something.
04-25-2010, 06:24 PM
Just wait until she has that nigger buck rearrange the furniture in the mud hut every week or so. Then she will tell the nigger buck he needs to get a job and buy her shit.... Before long the buck will trade her to another nigger for a goat and a sick chicken....
04-25-2010, 10:39 PM
Won't be long until the lanky monkey and/or any of his mates gets horny or hungry... I'll give it odds on that she's turned over within the year and heads back to a scandalized mom and pop pissing and moaning about bad choices and sheeet. She's probably caught up in the wave of libtard Obama hysteria and thinks that by mating with a very primitive Kenyan nigger will somehow enhance her liberal credentials with all her other libtard nigger-loving mates.
What a fucking deluded (and soon to be very sorry) libtard coalburner.
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