How to deal with nigglets ?

[Skazal]

I dont Know about the rest of you guys, but these little apes are the most annoying niggers ever. They steal stuff, shit in the yard like animals and break stuff too. And if you beat them up, you get in serious trouble with the cops for assaulting a minor. Anyone know of a more subtle method that will keep nigglets away from you and your property, withouth having to bash them ??:dats2

[Panzer]

Fences and big dogs with big teeth.

Panzer

[The Bobster]

Punt them when they get underfoot. And they WILL get underfoot.

[Obongo's Purple Lips]

Create or adopt some white children to beat the hell out of them, get a mean dog like the German Shephard in "White Dog", post "no trespassing signs" and put up a fence, lock up all your valuables. Living around niggers necessitates a siege mentality.

[niggersarelowlife]

Turn on a underground sprinkler system, if you have one. The nigger has an aversion to water, and soap.
:nigfish

[Alucard]

These nigger larva will grow up to think they are special due to having special rights. They should be taken by the state and have some manners whipped into them. As many lashes that it takes.

[SparklinWiggles]

SOLUTION

Here's the background story and explanation
http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/content/articles/2006/04/04/mosquito_sound_wave_feature.shtml

Simple remedy. Kids can hear a high pitched sound that adults over the age of 21 can't detect. So just blast this sound whenever niggers are around. The high pitched sound is said to be extremely bothersome to nigglets. Here is a link to recordings at different frequencies so you can test your own hearing. Report back with your own results.

Link to page with recordings.
http://www.ochenk.com/entry.php?id=63

[haywood]

SOLUTION

Here's the background story and explanation
http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/content/articles/2006/04/04/mosquito_sound_wave_feature.shtml

Simple remedy. Kids can hear a high pitched sound that adults over the age of 21 can't detect. So just blast this sound whenever niggers are around. The high pitched sound is said to be extremely bothersome to nigglets. Here is a link to recordings at different frequencies so you can test your own hearing. Report back with your own results.

Link to page with recordings.
http://www.ochenk.com/entry.php?id=63

Wet their bootlips and stick them to the wall!:darwin:rofl

[Crashdown]

Microwave radiation may be effective.:rofl

[Castigated Clairvoyant]

Put some velcro on the ceiling, have them jump up and down on the bed and tell a bunch of Mexican kids it's a pinatta party.

[Rastus]

Hang a sign over your door that says "Free Math and English Tutoring."

[Skazal]

Turn on a underground sprinkler system, if you have one. The nigger has an aversion to water, and soap.
:nigfish

All the suggestions have been great, but this one is funny and true:nigfish:drown

[Skazal]

And the most fuckin annoying thing about tarbabies is that they don't know the meanin of no, like the other day one nigglet came up to me and asked 'hey misser can i have dem monies to buy me som grape juice', I promptly said no and this little nig, barely 6 or 7 blurted out 'yous rayciss' and ran away screaming ' that white guy's rayciss'. So embarassing, and i felt like taking a stick and bashing it.:stickaaahhh

[nigger toe]

I try to fart while walking past them

[CheshireCat]

Electric fences topped with barbed wire. All kidding aside, that's a tough one, since they have no sense of boundaries and no respect for the belongings of others, and it's illegal to jolt them with a cattle prod or poison them.

[Alucard]

One can bake a nigglet since they are small enough to go into the oven.

[haywood]

I try to fart while walking past them

Funny thing is 10 years ago I had a job in a call center-I was selling phone services and since I mastered the art of the silent but deadly fart I would always walk past cubicles with some sheboons in them and rip off a silent one as I went by-this was good for a cat 2 at the very least!!!:darwin:rofl

[Alucard]

Funny thing is 10 years ago I had a job in a call center-I was selling phone services and since I mastered the art of the silent but deadly fart I would always walk past cubicles with some sheboons in them and rip off a silent one as I went by-this was good for a cat 2 at the very least!!!:darwin:rofl

HA HA HA!! I once cut a MEAN fart in a park in NYC. I turned around and this niggress was wisking the air with its paw. It was amazing since it was about 25 feet from me.

[Chimp Herder]

Post a job application in your front yard.

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