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niggersarelowlife
08-20-2008, 06:18 PM
Tub of lard dies from aneurysm


This just in:

House nigger sow Tubbs Jones (D-OH) dies while driving its car from aneurysm.
niggers_suck
08-20-2008, 06:23 PM
haha.
She was a superdelegate too.
One less vote for Osambo!
birdman
08-20-2008, 06:23 PM
must be all that :ham:rav:bucket:kfcnig
Sha'Queefer
08-20-2008, 06:33 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/ELECTION/2004/special/president/convention/interactive/gallery.conv.players/2/story.tubbs.jones.jpg
looks like her mammy named her after a tub of chicken
:kick
Taylor
08-20-2008, 06:40 PM
Right now as of 2:34 EST, CNN is reporting that she is still alive and on life support. No matter, as soon as she dies it will be a national tragedy that will eclipse even 9-11, and her carcass will lie in state in the Capitol Rotunda, and CNN will treat us to wall-to-wall coverage of her life, slavery, the black experience in America, the importance of the Congressional Black Caucus and Tubbs-Jones, blah, blah, blah...
niggers_suck
08-20-2008, 07:06 PM
The news just reported her as alive but having "limited brain function", so I guess that means she already had a full recovery.
niggersarelowlife
08-20-2008, 10:22 PM
The news just reported her as alive but having "limited brain function", so I guess that means she already had a full recovery.

Good point, Just how do you tell a nigger has "limited brain fuctions"?
I guess they tested by putting a KFC drumstick under the roids nose to see if it responds.


:bucket
Sha'Queefer
08-21-2008, 05:12 AM
Good point, Just how do you tell a nigger has "limited brain fuctions"?
I guess they tested by putting a KFC drumstick under the roids nose to see if it responds.


:bucket:rofl:rofl
Panzer
08-21-2008, 06:39 PM
She's up. She's down. She's dead. She's alive. She's dead--at least that's the latest according to the Associated Press as of six hours ago. Oh well.

Panzer
niggersarelowlife
08-21-2008, 09:04 PM
She's up. She's down. She's dead. She's alive. She's dead--at least that's the latest according to the Associated Press as of six hours ago. Oh well.

Panzer

Looks like the voodoo zombie stuff almost worked.

:trll
Old Empire
08-21-2008, 09:32 PM
The media sais aneuryism but we all know she choked on a KFC chicken wing.

-gtfo