Ballpark Nigger

[ThinWhiteLine]

Tonite, my wife and I were working the concession stand at the little league park where my son plays. We are grilling burgers, frying french fries, etc. This nigger comes up to me and says "I beez wantin' one uh dem HOT burgers off duh greeull. I aint beez wantin' one uh dem mufuggahs dat been cooked awhile. You hear whut I'm tellin' you." Well this just flew all over me. I said "Just because you tell me you want something doesn't mean I'll get it for you. Maybe you could ask politely."

I then told the nigger that it could have a burger like everybody else or it could go to Burger Knig (oops, I misspelled it). Well apparently the nig "told" the guy doing the grilling(a human) and he gave in to it. The grill guy brought the burger in to my wife, who was working the cash register. Nigger then stuck its nappy head in the door and demanded its burger. My wife, bless her heart, told the nigger that she would be happy to give it the burger as soon as it was paid for.:lol:lol.

The nigger reached in its pocket and pulled out its nigger roll and tried to pay her. It said "I aint beez tryin tuh cut line or nuttin like dat but I want muh hot burger.". My wife then told the nigger that it needed to go to the :lolend of the line:lol and wait just like everyone else that was in line.

By the time the nigger got its burger, it was no hotter than any others we had ready and a class 1 chimpout was in progress.

I love my wife. I think she is starting to see niggers for what they are.

[ChicagoAvenger]

Most White people, in fear, would have catered to
this animal. 5 Stars to the Mrs TWL! Niggers are very use
to getting their way in every situation.

[SST]

I think yall should have added some of that "secret sauce" to its burger.

[The Rat in the Hat]

You should have put it's burger in the refrigerator until it got to the front of the line. Then you would have had a class 5 :chmpt

[Undertow]

Niggers are the same wherever you go. No common courtesy, no manners, rude,ect,ect.
The more people are exposed to niggers, the more they realize this.

[DOOMSDAY]

I think most people give in to this not out of fear of the animal,but are just trying to avoid the inevitable chimpout that always follows a denied request.Humans being the humans they are will try to avoid a shootout over spilled milk-nigwhip

[I_Hate_Niggers]

This story reminds me of one time I was at a McDonalds a few years ago and this sheboon was ordering some fries, she kept saying "No, I wan duh fries right outta da grease". :bbl

She was about to throw a fit when they tried to give her the fries that were sitting under the heat lamp. Whatever nigger.......

[The Rat in the Hat]

This story reminds me of one time I was at a McDonalds a few years ago and this sheboon was ordering some fries, she kept saying "No, I wan duh fries right outta da grease". :bbl

She was about to throw a fit when they tried to give her the fries that were sitting under the heat lamp. Whatever nigger.......

I pulled a switch on this tonight. I told the register boon that I wanted my fries without salt. When it told me that they put salt on the fries, I said I wanted mine out of the fryer without salt. After consulting with another boon, it finished taking my order. After it bagged up my order, with the fries "hot outta da grease", I started to leave, but turned around and asked with a smile,

"By the way, do you have any salt packets?"

[Shaniqua]

I think yall should have added some of that "secret sauce" to its burger.

Indeed. I think some "secret sauce" was definitely in order!:lol