Attn: Wiggers

[Yo' Mama]

I am a scientist who can fulfill your lifelong dream. Yes, I can safely turn your skin permanently nigger. My service is free, but you must show me documents that prove you are immigrating to Africa immediately. Why just act like a fucking nigger? Now you can beez one! Take yo' free stylin' nigger rapping imitatin' ass over to some of da tribal niggers in Afreaka. Dey'll hook you up, homie.

Leave contact info here, dog.

[GreasyHam]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTbMfvgsyG8

[Yo' Mama]

Whoa, Ham. That's one screwed up little wigger-girl. I need to offer her my treatment and make her bl**k. Oh, it is irreversible, of course.

[Coonbatter]

If she isn't a coalburner yet she is well on her way. Another sorry white kid bites the dust.....