YTISFEDUP
03-07-2010, 04:21 AM
Ok, as my friends here know, scuba diving is one of my hobbies along with a lot of other things. This place is one of THE BEST SPOTS on earth to relax, dive, eat good food, drink (quite)a few beers, along with that, there is VIRTUALLY <.001% chance that a nigger will show up to ruin your trip.
Here's the link.
http://wakatobi.com/home.php
Now heres the secrets that keep the niggers away.
1. Price, its about 2500 bucks for a 7 day stay per person for the cheap bungalows.
2. Location, you must first fly to Bali, Indonesia. I went the scenic route. San Francisco to Seoul to Singapore to Bali, it was about 20 hours of air travel plus 12 or so hours of layovers. Not to mention the cost of the airfare. You still haven't made it to the resort as that is only serviced by the resorts' private aircraft on their own runway (add $485 for that pp) The place is located a few hundred miles east of Bali on a small island. that the resort leases a chunk of. The level of dedication required just to set foot here guarantees a nigger free vacation.
3. We are talking about water and scuba diving.....both of which are toxic to nigger DNA.
4. There is no TV AT ALL, ANYWHERE at this place.
So here's the lowdown on this place from a laymans' view. It is incredible! It is owned and managed by a Swiss group, which means the place runs like clockwork. Most of the upper staff is European/Aussie/New Zealanders with a few of us yanks thrown in for good measure. The wait staff/room cleaners/gardeners are locals from the village who speak virtually no English except for the prefunctory "yes, please, thank you" They are working on that, making all employees attend a resort run English class.
If you scuba dive, this is the Mount Everest of diving. Phenomenal is an understatement! The reefs are well mapped but undisturbed, lion fish, turtles, nudibranchs, and every other type of critter are found on every single dive, currents can be an issue, so beginners beware. Most of the 4 to 5 dives you do each day are on sheer walls that start at around 15 feet and drop into the abyss well beyond scuba limits. Most people dive on NITROX as you will max out your decompression limits with air by the first 2 dives of the day. All dives are a minimum of 70 minutes, averaging about 60-80 feet in depth. The dive boats are large and well laid out and you have your own spot for your entire stay, you also have an assigned area to keep your gear on land. There is a dedicated camera area for the underwater photogs/videogs. You also get your own spot in there.
The food is served buffet style (no niggers=safe buffet) at the restaurant. I have never had a bad or even mediocre meal. The food is a blend of European/American and a lot of local Indonesian dishes. I am not a foodie, but the Mrs is, and she has copied or gotten the recipes for several things we liked there and she made them at home. You will not go hungry at this place. I forgot to mention that this place is all inclusive, you pay for no food, but you do have to pay for alcoholic drinks and settle up when you leave. No cash is allowed to be used at the resort. There are extras you can get and you just sign and go.They actually have bungalow service orders if you want to pay for it. There are massages available:rolls
Rooms are nicely done, very simple- everything is made of hardwood, you get a bed, desk, couch, coffee table, fridge and combo shower/shitter/sink. You also have a nice porch with ocean view, shoes are not allowed to be worn into any of the buildings, and no it's not an asian shoe thing, some of the common areas have painted mural floors and they dont want to have them torn up. Basically when you get there, you lose the shoes for the week or 10 days you are there and walk around barefooted. No, not the hippie thing, it is just more comfortable to walk barefoot in the sand than to have to keep dumping sand out of your shoe or sandal.
I have been to Wakatobi twice, in 07 and 09 and I can definitely say, that this is a trip of a lifetime, it is definitely geared towards diving. Non divers and inexperienced/newer divers would be well advised to save your money towards something more appropriate.
I hope this wasn't too long or wordy of a post, lets see how this travel section does, I might just post some of my underwater photos.
Here's the link.
http://wakatobi.com/home.php
Now heres the secrets that keep the niggers away.
1. Price, its about 2500 bucks for a 7 day stay per person for the cheap bungalows.
2. Location, you must first fly to Bali, Indonesia. I went the scenic route. San Francisco to Seoul to Singapore to Bali, it was about 20 hours of air travel plus 12 or so hours of layovers. Not to mention the cost of the airfare. You still haven't made it to the resort as that is only serviced by the resorts' private aircraft on their own runway (add $485 for that pp) The place is located a few hundred miles east of Bali on a small island. that the resort leases a chunk of. The level of dedication required just to set foot here guarantees a nigger free vacation.
3. We are talking about water and scuba diving.....both of which are toxic to nigger DNA.
4. There is no TV AT ALL, ANYWHERE at this place.
So here's the lowdown on this place from a laymans' view. It is incredible! It is owned and managed by a Swiss group, which means the place runs like clockwork. Most of the upper staff is European/Aussie/New Zealanders with a few of us yanks thrown in for good measure. The wait staff/room cleaners/gardeners are locals from the village who speak virtually no English except for the prefunctory "yes, please, thank you" They are working on that, making all employees attend a resort run English class.
If you scuba dive, this is the Mount Everest of diving. Phenomenal is an understatement! The reefs are well mapped but undisturbed, lion fish, turtles, nudibranchs, and every other type of critter are found on every single dive, currents can be an issue, so beginners beware. Most of the 4 to 5 dives you do each day are on sheer walls that start at around 15 feet and drop into the abyss well beyond scuba limits. Most people dive on NITROX as you will max out your decompression limits with air by the first 2 dives of the day. All dives are a minimum of 70 minutes, averaging about 60-80 feet in depth. The dive boats are large and well laid out and you have your own spot for your entire stay, you also have an assigned area to keep your gear on land. There is a dedicated camera area for the underwater photogs/videogs. You also get your own spot in there.
The food is served buffet style (no niggers=safe buffet) at the restaurant. I have never had a bad or even mediocre meal. The food is a blend of European/American and a lot of local Indonesian dishes. I am not a foodie, but the Mrs is, and she has copied or gotten the recipes for several things we liked there and she made them at home. You will not go hungry at this place. I forgot to mention that this place is all inclusive, you pay for no food, but you do have to pay for alcoholic drinks and settle up when you leave. No cash is allowed to be used at the resort. There are extras you can get and you just sign and go.They actually have bungalow service orders if you want to pay for it. There are massages available:rolls
Rooms are nicely done, very simple- everything is made of hardwood, you get a bed, desk, couch, coffee table, fridge and combo shower/shitter/sink. You also have a nice porch with ocean view, shoes are not allowed to be worn into any of the buildings, and no it's not an asian shoe thing, some of the common areas have painted mural floors and they dont want to have them torn up. Basically when you get there, you lose the shoes for the week or 10 days you are there and walk around barefooted. No, not the hippie thing, it is just more comfortable to walk barefoot in the sand than to have to keep dumping sand out of your shoe or sandal.
I have been to Wakatobi twice, in 07 and 09 and I can definitely say, that this is a trip of a lifetime, it is definitely geared towards diving. Non divers and inexperienced/newer divers would be well advised to save your money towards something more appropriate.
I hope this wasn't too long or wordy of a post, lets see how this travel section does, I might just post some of my underwater photos.