Chimpout radio is coming to Pittsburgh

[birdman]

DJ StoopNig is coming here to Pittsburgh to meet face to face with me. We will be recording a special episode of Chimpout radio right here in Pittsburgh. Keep your eyes and ears open for this episode.
DJ is currently touring the United States meeting with other members to record bits for the show.

[JT Buckmaster]

DJ StoopNig is coming here to Pittsburgh to meet face to face with me.

:dog :dog :lol

[AlphnX]

that is fucking awesome, guys! Viva Chimpout!:rock

[Whitey Ford]

[B]DJ is currently touring the United States meeting with other members to record bits for the show.

Chimpout: The Tour :rock

[DJ StoopNig]

Yeah I spent the day with Birdman in Pittsburgh (most of that time was spent in traffic :lol). Had a blast! Next stop: Tennessee :thup

[birdman]

DJ was kind enough to bring along a 300 lb. hooker named "sprinkles", He was all into it, but the smell of cheap perfume and vaginal creme kinda made me ill.
Please, for the love of gawd, take her to the girlie doctor before you take her to Tennessee to meet TWL!
I dunno, TWL may enjoy large women that smell like a deep fryer, but it kinda made me gag, AND it was very rude to put her in the back of the truck with the dogs.
After recording a few segments and sitting in traffic for a few hours, sprinkles was getting hungry, fortunately, the dogs were kind enough to share their food, so we hosed her off in a sunoco parking lot and finally made it back to my house. DJ begged me to keep sprinkles in pittsburgh to take un-needed weight off the back of his truck. I was tempted, but the tattoo on her giant belly that said "the swimming hole" with a downward pointing arrow was enough to convince me to say no.
Anyways, a great time was had by all, even if sprinkles looked like a trashy version of Carnie Wilson. :rofl

[DJ StoopNig]

I still say she was hot! :rock

[ThinWhiteLine]

[B] TWL may enjoy large women that smell like a deep fryer, but it kinda made me gag, ]


I love the ones that smell like catfish grease the best.thumbsup

Bring her on. I am sure I have smelled worse.

[NoEggplant]

man, I would not miss this show for anything!!!....Gonna be another classic!

[Dwight Mansburden]

2 words: Pube Lice.

Crotch crickets? :vomit

[Soulja Boon]

Any chance your tour'll make a stop in New York? :rock

[DJ StoopNig]

Any chance your tour'll make a stop in New York? :rock

Not likely, but I would love to hit the East Coast sometime. Maybe this summer? :think

[Soulja Boon]

Not likely, but I would love to hit the East Coast sometime. Maybe this summer? :think

If you do end up making it to NY, give me a shout! It'd be awesome to have some kind of Chimpian meet-up.

[birdman]

Sprinkles was nowhere near 300 pounds.

295, tops.

I made DJ play video games while I explored the source of her moniker. 2 words: Pube Lice.

I have a tiny moustache comb to deal with the.....nevermind.
Good luck with sprinkles nutnice! She is very insistant!

[DJ StoopNig]

[QUOTE=birdman;474555]I have a tiny moustache comb to deal with the.....nevermind.
QUOTE]

You have a tiny comb to deal with the tiny...nevermind. :lol

[birdman]

[quote=birdman;474555]I have a tiny moustache comb to deal with the.....nevermind.
QUOTE]

You have a tiny comb to deal with the tiny...nevermind. :lol

maybe nutnice will know how to properly house, and feed sprinkles?!?!?
Otherwise, we will have to throw her in a barn in Wyoming!

[ThinWhiteLine]

I am sick and tired of you people maligning the good name and reputation of Sprinkles. Since the day she rolled out of the back of DJ's truck I have been in love with her, pubic lice and all. So what if she is a little "stout". So what if she has a unique aroma. She sure knows how to love her man and to make him feel special, even to the point of sharing her "pets".

Sprinkles, come back to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Odin88]

See you when you get to North Dakota DJ! Don't worry about supplying the hooker- we can rustle up a drunk stripper down at the Northern- as long as you don't mind meth teeth and c-section scars...

[DJ StoopNig]

as long as you don't mind meth teeth and c-section scars...

Mind them? I LOVE THEM! :rock

[birdman]

:rofl This whole thread is cracking me up. BTW odin, send a few of those meth mouths my way!

[Odin88]

Dear Bird- you DO NOT want these ladies- they are way too high-class for you...:rofl Seriously though, the last time I went to the Northern, it looked like a group of twats that Jerry Springer refused to bring on his show- they were too tacky....:lol I will take DJ to the Bear's Den, the Empire, or Hagees out in Mapleton. They play Johnney Cash and the odds of catching an STD are 1 in 100. (Not bad...:lol)

[DJ StoopNig]

I like those odds! :brows